|
15 Sep 03 - 03:41 PM (#1019401) Subject: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit Mcfat's hologram has finally disappeared from the internet permanently - well at least until further notice. I have been instructed to tell those of you who might give a ---- that should you wish to contact said fat b------ via e-mail you should PM me and I will pass the message on. He will phone me daily for updates - nows your chance everyone - say what you think and he'll never know - I promise not to tell and Raggy I will fight you with poison chalice and the black arts if you grass me up!! Seriously though he has had computers and phones stolen from work - you didnt actually think he e-mailed anyone from home did you?Any of you with his mobile/ home number can still ring and annoy him though!! |
|
16 Sep 03 - 02:26 AM (#1019716) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit silence from his adoring fans - I guess that means that you all have his number - or something like that!! |
|
16 Sep 03 - 03:05 AM (#1019728) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck We all "Had HIS number" years back... Quack! GtD. |
|
16 Sep 03 - 03:47 AM (#1019748) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Partridge He's away cos he's been doing a bit of modelling clicky Pat x |
|
16 Sep 03 - 09:48 AM (#1019852) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Incommunicado eh, That's a first |
|
16 Sep 03 - 04:55 PM (#1020157) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git In Communicado....doesn't mudcat get as far as Italy then? |
|
17 Sep 03 - 01:41 AM (#1020479) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit only if you are in some cafe and he only goes to bars pat i dont know how you organised his modelling contract but it was very life like - he tells me he's never worn a kilt before though |
|
17 Sep 03 - 05:30 AM (#1020575) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git café! So McFat is in jail in Communicado.....sounds like the plot for a very bad B-movie |
|
17 Sep 03 - 06:38 AM (#1020601) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Especially if he's only wearing a kilt. Just as thought - was one of the stolen computers, the one that McFat had been backed-up on ie the one controlling the hologram ? How big a reward would anyone be willing to offer for it's return - or cleardown ? |
|
17 Sep 03 - 01:30 PM (#1020859) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit well I'll start the bidding - 1 pint now you have to work out for yourself if I want him back or cleared out!! |
|
17 Sep 03 - 03:48 PM (#1020970) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git half a pint! |
|
18 Sep 03 - 02:00 AM (#1021206) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit 1 gill |
|
18 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM (#1021210) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: catspaw49 Don't give a shit. Spaw |
|
18 Sep 03 - 04:47 AM (#1021248) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant A pint and a half of my home brew - I could do with a new hard drive - empty of cxourse. |
|
18 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM (#1021264) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Spaw, you can get medicine for that |
|
18 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM (#1021299) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: nutty This is really too cruel ......you keep building up my hopes when you know he ALWAYS comes back. |
|
18 Sep 03 - 01:47 PM (#1021578) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit I did hear that this time he's planning to come back through your computer rather than mine Nutty - just cos you sing Pay Day bettererer than wot e doz!! |
|
18 Sep 03 - 02:36 PM (#1021618) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git so what's this? reincarnation as a microchip? |
|
18 Sep 03 - 09:58 PM (#1021807) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Malcolm Douglas Let's hope so. The last time he came back from the dead he looked exactly the same. |
|
19 Sep 03 - 01:28 PM (#1021936) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit he will look slightly different this time round as he is determined to wear t shirts more often |
|
19 Sep 03 - 03:07 PM (#1021971) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: nutty But Sue ....there'll be no difference if he returns this time 'round' |
|
19 Sep 03 - 07:03 PM (#1022068) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git a macrochip? |
|
23 Sep 03 - 02:04 PM (#1023665) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit sorry nutty but I cant see him coming back any other shape - artificial intelligence has suddenly sprung to mind though!! |
|
23 Sep 03 - 06:28 PM (#1023888) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git coming back? neat trick if you can manage it! |
|
24 Sep 03 - 05:19 AM (#1024188) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Don't be silly, Rabbit - Artificial yes - Intelligence unlikely. If he is reborn as a microchip - perhaps it will be the sort that you cook in the microwave. |
|
24 Sep 03 - 05:34 AM (#1024196) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck Like These??? |
|
24 Sep 03 - 05:36 AM (#1024197) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck OR EVEN |
|
24 Sep 03 - 06:04 AM (#1024213) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Geoff .........are you bored? |
|
24 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM (#1024223) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Second thoughts - aren't microwave chips low on FAT. |
|
24 Sep 03 - 08:36 AM (#1024276) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck incredibly bored Raggy... Do you know that McCain Microchips want to send my computer a COOKIE!!!!!!! And I Quote:- This page wishes to set the cookie SITESERVER="ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3" This value will be sent to documents on all servers in the domain mccain.co.uk, and paths that are starting in /. The cookie is valid until Mon, 01 Jan 2035 00:00:00 GMT ---------------------- Full cookie request: SITESERVER=ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3; expires=Monday, 01-Jan-2035 00:00:00 GMT; path=/; domain=.mccain.co.uk Whatever Next? Milk to go with the chips and cookies??? Qu(yawn)ack! GtD. |
|
24 Sep 03 - 08:38 AM (#1024279) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck The cookie will have gone rock hard by January 2035, I expect! |
|
24 Sep 03 - 08:40 AM (#1024280) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck Perhaps I could stick a stamp on it and post it to the gaol in Communicado, where MCFat is incarcerated? He might be happy for some dry hard biscuit to dunk in his water! |
|
24 Sep 03 - 09:15 AM (#1024298) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash My God you are bored aren't you, go and watch the test card on the TV or something |
|
24 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM (#1024302) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck It's not the same since they took off the programme with the girl and the blackboard... And I miss the old intermissions with the potters wheel or the kitten and the ball of string... And why can't you turn your tv off at night and get a dot of light that gets smaller like you used to? Quack! |
|
24 Sep 03 - 11:38 AM (#1024323) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Even nostalgia is not as good as it used to be |
|
24 Sep 03 - 12:07 PM (#1024343) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant I used to like the windmill and the Angel Fish "Interludes". |
|
24 Sep 03 - 12:15 PM (#1024351) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave the Gnome Is Communicado anywhere near Jeopardy? Perhaps he has gone there for work if it is. I hear there are lots of jobs in Jeopardy. :D |
|
24 Sep 03 - 03:08 PM (#1024477) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git what's this?...a traditional joke telling workshop? |
|
25 Sep 03 - 01:57 AM (#1024701) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit No - communicardo is betwen Discrete and Disposed. He was in Discrete for a while but tunnelled out and found himself in Disposed so his final attempt at escape found him in Communicado where he remains. I heard haowever there is a possibilty he will be up and running today - I was quite surpirised to hear this as I have never heard of him running and I would think being 'up and running' could be quite painful |
|
25 Sep 03 - 03:30 AM (#1024721) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git Rabbit!!! I see you have moved and are now between Decent and Delicate! |
|
25 Sep 03 - 01:32 PM (#1024779) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit I am not going down and licking anything!!! |
|
25 Sep 03 - 01:55 PM (#1024797) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Geoff the Duck It sounds like going on Holiday on the In-Continent! Quack! GtD. |
|
25 Sep 03 - 02:12 PM (#1024809) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: gnomad Just so long as it isn't near Vincible, I don't think OG wants McF to be there. |
|
25 Sep 03 - 07:37 PM (#1024831) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Sorry Rabbit could you reiterate |
|
25 Sep 03 - 08:56 PM (#1024899) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git yes Rabbit please reiterate...your last comment was in Ept....unless it's just too subtle for me and will be as long as you stay in Comprehensible...still if you move a little further down that line you will be in Tolerable don't worry gnomad...Mcfat could never be in Vincible...he's been in Competent for too long |
|
26 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM (#1025026) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit travelled though here on the way to somewhere else and I was thinking about replying as per your request Raggy but then changed my mind - just arrived in Decisive! |
|
26 Sep 03 - 05:24 AM (#1025080) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Noreen You lot are in Corrigible! |
|
27 Sep 03 - 06:45 AM (#1025556) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git think I've spent too long in Tense so will refresh in Terest and contemplate in Terjection I am also not going down and licking anything (well not in Tentionally anyway!) |
|
30 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM (#1026542) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit sorry - havebeen in Disposed |
|
30 Sep 03 - 05:48 PM (#1026783) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git still waiting for you to reiterate then I suppose if you are in Disposed you can't be in Clined |
|
01 Oct 03 - 07:55 AM (#1027114) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Is the McFat holo still in Activated ? |
|
03 Oct 03 - 01:23 AM (#1028556) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit yes MCFat is stil inactivated - to explain to you people who cant understand my warped mind in Decent - play on words - descent - going down delicate - de lick ate - licking I know my mind is not wired up the same way as everyone elses forgive me - I will return to my burrow and hide my head in shame |
|
03 Oct 03 - 01:25 AM (#1028558) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit by the way - latest on MCfat he's now in Terested - trains and buses I believe have been 'spotted' with the fat one on - or should that be by the fat one? |
|
04 Oct 03 - 04:09 PM (#1029654) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git thanks for the reiteration nice to see you back in Touch |
|
05 Oct 03 - 03:52 AM (#1029886) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit moving on from Touch soon may be in Dependent |
|
08 Oct 03 - 01:28 PM (#1031861) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit MCFAT is no longer in Communicado in fact his hologram is back on line to infiltrate hard drives |
|
09 Oct 03 - 06:32 AM (#1032299) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Thank god my virus checker's up to date. I believe that if McAfee finds any infiltration of the McFat hologram, it traces it back to it's original host PC and clears it down. |
|
09 Oct 03 - 07:13 AM (#1032314) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat Daddy's home !!! |
|
09 Oct 03 - 09:58 AM (#1032399) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Oh god, now he's been in stalled again ! |
|
09 Oct 03 - 10:44 AM (#1032428) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,The Real MC Fat In stalled In place In situe In sane In continent |
|
09 Oct 03 - 02:14 PM (#1032571) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit wondered what the strange smell was! |
|
09 Oct 03 - 06:55 PM (#1032710) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: old git need to get back in Cense |
|
10 Oct 03 - 04:57 AM (#1032946) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat In sane |
|
10 Oct 03 - 04:58 AM (#1032948) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Perhaps he needs to be in stitutionalised ! |
|
10 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM (#1032965) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST In situ, In transigent, In torrible, In dakitchen, In thepub, In outshakeitallabout |
|
10 Oct 03 - 08:37 AM (#1033051) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS I'm in Cognito |
|
10 Oct 03 - 08:53 AM (#1033062) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat In sistant, In fact, In spired, In fatuated |
|
10 Oct 03 - 09:18 AM (#1033076) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS Best be in vest, its getting chilly |
|
11 Oct 03 - 03:24 AM (#1033567) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit very interesting in Support now of my leige who has returned from cyber space I would like to say the the rumours of him being in Competent just werent true and old git is just in subordinate because he got defeated in Whitby interested in what the SS stnds for Bat Goddess |
|
13 Oct 03 - 05:40 AM (#1034451) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Guest Could be Super Sh*g |
|
13 Oct 03 - 07:36 AM (#1034508) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Sop Supper Bats go well with a bit of Gravy on a Teacake, Barm cakes for the more erudite of you, and Muffins to you Southerners |
|
14 Oct 03 - 04:26 AM (#1035181) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant I prefer crumpets ! |
|
14 Oct 03 - 05:45 AM (#1035216) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash No No David, I MEANT Muffins to you Southerners ! |
|
14 Oct 03 - 08:45 AM (#1035303) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS "secret santa" and I might be a super sh*g, but you'll never know ;-) |
|
14 Oct 03 - 10:13 AM (#1035344) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Gussett How come we'll never know ? |
|
14 Oct 03 - 10:51 AM (#1035364) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS cos you don't know who I am |
|
15 Oct 03 - 02:14 AM (#1035898) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit are you an anagram or are you another MCFAT hologram who has infiltrated our hard drives? |
|
15 Oct 03 - 04:07 AM (#1035923) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash If she really is a super sh*g she can infiltrate my hard drive any time she wants ! |
|
15 Oct 03 - 04:30 AM (#1035936) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS I'm bound to blush next time I see you. |
|
15 Oct 03 - 04:36 AM (#1035939) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: The DeanMeister She sounds in satiable. |
|
15 Oct 03 - 05:32 AM (#1035959) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Ms Bat Goddess SS, you state that we don't know who you are, Am I correct to suggest that you don't know who I am and therefore you could go round blushing at all sorts of men |
|
15 Oct 03 - 05:55 AM (#1035963) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat This thread has just become smutty you In corrigible lot |
|
15 Oct 03 - 07:09 AM (#1035995) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash I used to have a cat called Smutty, long haired mottled grey one |
|
15 Oct 03 - 08:10 AM (#1036031) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Big Bird Sounds like Raggytash wants to get In laid, in discretely propositioning poor defenceless Bat Goddesses! A'rternoon all. |
|
15 Oct 03 - 08:44 AM (#1036058) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat In dootably In dasack In fragrante In trouble with Wombat for having unpure thoughts |
|
15 Oct 03 - 08:48 AM (#1036061) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Raggy, if she does infiltrate your hard drive, I hope you end up with a virus ! |
|
15 Oct 03 - 03:25 PM (#1036258) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit Hi Big Bird - have you been keeping a low profile lately? Raggy I reckon Bat Goddess is really MCfat in drag and you have just invited him into your inner chamber!Be careful there will be duels beforebedtime you know! If you will blush 'next time' BGSS we must know who you are ( Hi Wombat!!)-I suggest you own up now or Raggy will be very upset when he finds out he's already married to you!! |
|
16 Oct 03 - 06:54 AM (#1036658) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS I don't know Raggy too well, you and Jim better, I can't give away who I am until after Christmas. (Last time I looked I certainly did not resemble a fat bastard!) |
|
16 Oct 03 - 11:27 AM (#1036818) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,The DeanMeister She's been on a desert island with me, R&WR, sipping pina coladas and thanking the good Lord that the Meister vanquished the phatboy. |
|
16 Oct 03 - 04:22 PM (#1037000) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit IC so you spurned BIG BIRD in favour of this super shagger eh? does big bird or her pater know? |
|
18 Oct 03 - 02:08 AM (#1037618) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit from your silence...I guess not - MCFAT once more having problems with his hard drive - or is that his floppy - ( so he tells me - dont read a relationship into this!)anyway he hopes to have his problems resolved on Monday - he's seeing a man!! |
|
21 Oct 03 - 08:47 AM (#1038883) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat My hard drive is well....hard and I am no longer mister floppy. |
|
21 Oct 03 - 03:11 PM (#1039132) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit then why cant Shelly get a connection! |
|
23 Oct 03 - 01:51 AM (#1040128) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit MCFAT is in communicado again |
|
23 Oct 03 - 04:19 AM (#1040183) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Mind you if I was a hologram and my hard drive had been infiltrated by a super sh*g, I might think about dragging her off to a holo of Spain for a while - if only to keep her out of Raggy's way. |
|
23 Oct 03 - 04:46 AM (#1040195) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,MC Fat I'm back again |
|
23 Oct 03 - 06:03 AM (#1040230) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Bat Goddess SS is quite safe for the time being, I will be in the fair Emerald Isle from very early on Saturday, So unless she would like to join me in County Galway, in the little cottage I'be booked just feet from the sands on Galway Bay with views out to the Arran Isles and 300 yards from the bar/shop/restaurant .............. |
|
23 Oct 03 - 06:19 AM (#1040239) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Raggy - I could do with a bit of peace and quiet - I'll ask Essex Girl if she's interested. |
|
23 Oct 03 - 07:06 AM (#1040256) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS It's very, very bad to tempt a goddess, naughty, naughty boy |
|
23 Oct 03 - 07:28 AM (#1040260) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Bats have been frequently suggested the pool host for the deadly Ebola virus, and Goddesses have done all sorts of nasty things to mortals who have tempted them - beware Raggy. |
|
23 Oct 03 - 07:46 AM (#1040265) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Does this mean I get my legs slapped and have to go to your room ;-) |
|
23 Oct 03 - 10:40 AM (#1040402) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS Well, now it depends how naughty you've been |
|
23 Oct 03 - 11:33 AM (#1040438) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Sorry to the rest of you hanging on the edge of your seats but this one's going to have to go PM |
|
23 Oct 03 - 11:49 AM (#1040450) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash BLUSH !!!!! |
|
23 Oct 03 - 11:59 AM (#1040456) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST,Bat Goddess SS Farewell Raggytash, enjoy your guinness and remember to look out for a blushing folkie next year Have a great time in Ireland |
|
24 Oct 03 - 07:04 AM (#1040932) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Dave Bryant Raggy - you can't PM a guest - even if she's a goddess. Have a great time in the emerald isle. |
|
24 Oct 03 - 08:13 AM (#1040951) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Raggytash Mr Byrant Am I obliged to consume vast quantities of the black fluid on your behalf? |
|
24 Oct 03 - 10:54 AM (#1041068) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Big Bird Am I supposed to have been on a desert island supping pina coladas, or is that supping pints or is that sipping pica coladas. Cos it feels strangely like I've been working very hard and not having a life to me! Is MC Fat there or back again? R&WR what have you been up to D'Meister - I know what you've been up to - putting yourself out of action instead of in it for a change! Happy Friday all!! :o) |
|
25 Oct 03 - 06:44 AM (#1041524) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: Red and White Rabbit Big Bird - MCFAT keeps coming and going I on the other hand am going - one of lifes little complications is causing me to say bye - will be thinking of you all though R&WR |
|
25 Oct 03 - 03:20 PM (#1041703) Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado From: GUEST |