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BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?

31 Oct 03 - 10:38 PM (#1045616)
Subject: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: The Pooka

O so you thought things couldn't possibly get any worse, eh? mmmWAAA-ha-haaah...from The Hartford Courant: Naked Karaoke Plan Leads To Lawsuit

As a local Hartford TV news guy said tonight: 'Karaoke isn't all that good with clothes on.' :) OK, progressive civil-libertian 'Catters: does the Bill of Rights protect this ultimate assault upon audio-visual sensibilities, voiding the repressive town ordinance??

HEE HEE HEE!! (btw, if the Mudcat Powers That Am (hi Joe O. :) want to move this up to "Music" that's OK by me. I thought it was a close call. (Not!!)


01 Nov 03 - 12:08 AM (#1045645)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Amos

Pooka, yer too long away! BTW, though, the link doesn't go to a story -- woddit say?

A


01 Nov 03 - 12:49 AM (#1045662)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Geez, I dont know whether ta laff or cry eh? I have heard of some feeble excuses fer nakedness in public places (which is okay with me, depending on whose naked if ya know what I mean)...BUT...I think it is totally inconfluous with Kareoke. It dont make no sense to me to do that. What if every fat ugly goof trucker thinks he can stand up in a bar and start singin in the nude? Them people in Quebec are crazy. They oughta be sent back to France if they dont stop doin these kind of heathen things and makin everybody else study French in school! I studied it for four years at least and it did me no good at all. I cant speak no more than about 5 phrases and most of those are not too polite. French is a off-color language with too many words that are too hard to say. Thats why they lost the war with the English, I figger. It took too long for them to give orders to the troops eh?

- BDiBR


01 Nov 03 - 01:25 AM (#1045666)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Miken

When I saw this title I thought 'the Shellbacks visit to Jerry and Ruth has gotten off to a great start!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


01 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM (#1045762)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Midchuck

I am enough of a libertarian to defend public nakedness, but not enough to defend public Karaoke.

Peter.


01 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM (#1045764)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Rapparee

If kareoke is done at all, it should be done at home, with the windows and doors locked and the drapes and shutters tightly closed and children should NOT be in the house. Nakedness, on the other hand, is natural if when it's protected by clothes.


01 Nov 03 - 09:57 AM (#1045771)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Amos

Nakedness covered by clothes and karaoke covered by high-density foam are no sin.

A


01 Nov 03 - 12:56 PM (#1045846)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: The Pooka

HAW HAW HAW! O so the karaoke is braoke izzit!! JUST as I thought.

Gather 'round all you skinners,
Listen to these Mudcat moans -
That ain't no Song,
And as for that Dong:
You better chance reproducin' by clones.

:)


01 Nov 03 - 03:01 PM (#1045905)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Hollowfox

How about we let them warble all they want sans clothes, provided it's done outside (winter is a-coming).


01 Nov 03 - 07:58 PM (#1046012)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: GUEST

There's nothing obsene about the nudity but I can't say the same for the karaoke.
I seen on tv tonight that they could do the karoke but only while clothed. It would be better if they could strip but had to remain silent.


02 Nov 03 - 11:59 AM (#1046248)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Mr Red

Cue suggestions for songs - "By the Light of the Silvery Moon"

discuss.


02 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM (#1046337)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Nigel Parsons

I think it's a great idea, if I'm not holding my music it'll give me something to do with my hands.

Nigel


02 Nov 03 - 03:16 PM (#1046343)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: McGrath of Harlow

"Naked Karaoke in Connecticut" - I love the alliteration.

The question of the hour is rather delicate -
Without a stitch to wear, can it be etiquette
To sing along with those whom you have never met,
In naked Karaoke in Connecticut...


02 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM (#1046354)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Nigel Parsons

Your worry, Kevin dear, is rather wet!
This isn't in the book of etiquette. (at least not yet)
Feel free to sing, and even show your butt
For Karaoke in Connecticut!


Nigel


02 Nov 03 - 07:01 PM (#1046427)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: Little Hawk

Shane, I think you should know...Connecticut is not in Quebec.

- LH


02 Nov 03 - 07:37 PM (#1046448)
Subject: RE: BS: Naked Karaoke in Connecticut?
From: McGrath of Harlow

With a knowledge of geography like that, "Shane" is surely well equipped to run for US President.