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BS: Getting out from underneath a porch

02 Nov 03 - 02:49 PM (#1046329)
Subject: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: GUEST

O.K so I have seen better days, and I could do with a bath, and while under the affluence of inclahol I crawled under here, I claim squatters rights.


02 Nov 03 - 02:56 PM (#1046335)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Nigel Parsons

Guest: are you sure it's a Porch, not a Ferrar or a Maserat ?

Nigel


02 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM (#1046399)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Alba

Not enough "groun" clearance to crawl under any of those, even under the afluence of hinkanol!:>)


03 Nov 03 - 09:08 AM (#1046751)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: JennyO

Hey, it's getting overcrowded under this porch, what with the drunk and the skunk, and the skank and the skink, the case of bears, and the stink - why does this remind me of a Dr Seuss story?


03 Nov 03 - 12:49 PM (#1046917)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Gareth

And don't forget the nest of "Rattlers"

Gareth


03 Nov 03 - 07:01 PM (#1047159)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: The Fooles Troupe

JennyO

There's a Song in There...

(with apologies to the ABC PlaySchool...)

Robin


03 Nov 03 - 07:11 PM (#1047169)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Bobert

Over at Tweedsburg (tweedsblues.net), when they ran out of duct tape, they'd banish the trouble makers to unner the porch. Well, we tapped into their 'lecrical, got a use air conditioner and spend night after night jammin' some mean blues well into the mornin' hours... Well, what havppened is more and more folks started actin' out so the coule be banished... Then one night we looked around and danged if the entire community was unner the porch with us...

Just different ways of lookin' at stuff...

Bobert


03 Nov 03 - 09:44 PM (#1047300)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: JennyO

I'm workin' on it, Robin.

Jenny


03 Nov 03 - 09:50 PM (#1047308)
Subject: RE: BS: Getting out from underneath a porch
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

fuck off guest.john