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10 Nov 03 - 01:53 AM (#1050907) Subject: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes From: GUEST Hi there, I have searched all over the bloody place for this song and cannot find the lyrics. I was hoping someone here would know it. Thanks. The first couple of lines goes: Watching 60 minutes one night Me and the wife got into a fight She said that alternative was the way to go so she bought a sarong And a brand new bong And before I knew it we hit the road and so on. |
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10 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM (#1051195) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes From: open mike sounds wild! i hope you find the rest.... and i hope you find cheryl too.. is she long gone? |
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10 Nov 03 - 02:42 PM (#1051200) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes From: Sorcha This is all I found... |
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11 Nov 03 - 12:42 AM (#1051460) Subject: Lyr Add: SINCE CHERYL WENT FERAL (Jim Haynes) From: Amergin Thanks for looking folks...I found it... SINCE CHERYL WENT FERAL Jim Haynes Watching 60 minutes one night As soon as it was over we got into a fight Because Cheryl said alternative was the way to go And the very next day she bought a sarong A sheepskin jacket and a brand new bong And before I knew it we hit the road Chorus: Since Cheryl went feral Everything's weird And all our friends have disappeared She shaved her head and I've grown a beard Since Cheryl went feral It took us ages to hitch our way From Pennant Hills up to Byron Bay If We left those kids at home we'd have been alright Well living off the land is all very well But the mungbean diet was giving me hell And I had to put that wigwam up each night Chorus: Since Cheryl went feral Everything's crook And all our food is now uncooked I'd kill for a burger or a piece of chook Since Cheryl went feral Our little girl was called Narelle And we had a little boy amed Bruce as well But now she's Crystal Flower and he's Leaf But Leaf's pretty happy since we left home Because he hasn't seen a bath or a shower or a comb And it's been three months since he brushed his teeth Chorus: Since Cheryl went feral Everything's changed And I'm quite sure I've become deranged And I can't remember anyone's name Since Cheryl went feral Cheryl took a vow of celibacy She said she needed no input from me She got her navel pierced and stared at it all day long So I read the tarot with Leaf and Flower And dreamed about a nice cold shower While I waited for my turn on the bong Chorus: Since Cheryl went feral Everything's pierced Rings through me nose and rings through me ears I haven't been this pierced for years Since Cheryl went feral I began to change me tune As soon as we joined that big commune And everyone took their clothes off straight away Their cosmic philosophy appealed to me It's multiple serial polygamy And I think the feral lifestyle's here to stay Chorus: Since Cheryl went feral There's a real traffic jam Of naked women in our wigwam And I'm pretty happy right where I am Since Cheryl went feral note: a chook is a chicken...crook means ill or substandard... |
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11 Jan 07 - 09:50 PM (#1933893) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral- Jim Haynes From: GUEST,kerrod does any1 know where to find this song for download or can anyone send it to me. |
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16 Jan 07 - 04:22 AM (#1937980) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes) From: GUEST,Ashleigh no but if you do tell me!!!!! |
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17 Jan 07 - 02:17 AM (#1939108) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes) From: Bob Bolton G'day kerrod, Ashleigh and other GUEST ... I don't think my old mate Jim is silly enough to strew MP3s around his site. Pickings are thin enough for a comic / singer, without being down in the relatively unpopulated end of the civilised world! Find which CD it's on and buy the bloody thing! Regard(les)s, Bob |
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17 Jan 07 - 03:24 AM (#1939127) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes) From: GUEST,kerrod bob what cd is it on then |
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17 Jan 07 - 04:12 AM (#1939147) Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Since Cheryl Went Feral (Jim Haynes) From: Joe Offer Try http://www.jimhaynes.net/ to order Jim's recordings. The name of the CD is Words of Wisdom, which also has a recording of Lobster But Never Flounder. -Joe Offer- |