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BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters

12 Nov 03 - 10:07 AM (#1052393)
Subject: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

There you go sweet fire & el ted another thread for you to entertain us all


12 Nov 03 - 10:15 AM (#1052404)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

woo hoo!! thanks muppet! tot's, where are you?


12 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM (#1052440)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

don't tell me you can't find this one either sophia. we should be up to 50 posts by now!
            anyway stuff baby sitting! let's see PTH on saturday. we'll have cess with us but if we slap some make up on her and give her a happy pill we should get away with it!!


12 Nov 03 - 11:35 AM (#1052474)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Rave On

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur
built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.


12 Nov 03 - 11:39 AM (#1052480)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

wise words from our chum at the HSE there! mind you, if you lot had your bloody way nowt would get built!


12 Nov 03 - 12:10 PM (#1052495)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,SPIROGRAPH

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12 Nov 03 - 12:17 PM (#1052499)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

now we're getting somewhere! keep those loonies comin'!


12 Nov 03 - 01:01 PM (#1052521)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Bloody hell watch out or Mrs Drinkall from number 21 will find out about this! And Penelope .......... shudder!


12 Nov 03 - 02:37 PM (#1052606)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

OOOooooooh our very own thread.
I feel so special...
But i bet none of you are online at the minute, so I'm gonna go play along to some john lee hooker on the guitar. (as you do)

hmm lovely day at college tomorrow complete with a 2 hour break... think i shall pay this place a visit at some point.

well anyway, catch ya later


12 Nov 03 - 04:09 PM (#1052671)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Back again!! just to say about a new forum i created
http://tabs.board.dk3.com

its for guitar tabs and stuff but then again i dont know that much on the guitar so it will probably end up being crap!

but anyway, feel free to join or have a look round

(only created it today btw, so its not too full of info at the moment)


13 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM (#1052926)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

oi adam,
       can you use a computer properly then? it sounds like it! i shall peruse your site shortly. i expect it to be flamenco though!


13 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM (#1052945)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

adam,
    i went on google, and there is bugger all there!is your site functional yet?


13 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM (#1052963)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

adam,
    found your site!!! this could be fab if i could bloody well get into it!! we could put flamenco tab on it for all my fans!!
         we could put SP's octopus tabs up as well.


13 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM (#1052968)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Hatless

Aussie Toilets
I walked into a public toilet at The Canberra Centre where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my dacks and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me:
"G'day mate, how are you going?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to
mate?" Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said.
Unsure what to say, I replied "Amm, just having a quick poo.
How about yourself?" I then heard the voice for the third time ..... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some dickhead in the loo next to me answering everything I say."


13 Nov 03 - 05:57 AM (#1052970)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

lol!


13 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM (#1052973)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

nice one hatless.i hope sophia doesn't lose it before next wednesday.your outfits blended nicely last night!


13 Nov 03 - 06:23 AM (#1052978)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Hairless

I think so, and we owe it to the SALON for our hair RE-style


13 Nov 03 - 06:36 AM (#1052981)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Eyeless

Quick Eye Exam...

Just do it - don't cheat!!!!!!!!!!!!

Count the number of F's in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS


Managed it? Scroll down only after you have counted them!







OK?


How many?







Three?









Wrong, there are six - no joke!



Read again!




FINISHED FILES ARE THE
RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS



The reasoning is further down...

The brain cannot process the word "OF".


Incredible or what?

Anyone who counts all six F's on the first go is a genius
Three is normal.


13 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM (#1052983)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

wow! i am subnormal then! i saw two first read through then three on the second go. it this what they teach you at HSE school then?


13 Nov 03 - 08:10 AM (#1053009)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

I'm a genius then!


13 Nov 03 - 08:13 AM (#1053011)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

somehow i doubt that, oh strangler of seafood!


13 Nov 03 - 08:37 AM (#1053022)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Oi don't be an omadawn el ted (and don't show your ignorance by pretending to know a)what an Omadawn is or b) how to pronounce it)
:-)


13 Nov 03 - 08:42 AM (#1053025)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

a) haven't a clue
b) haven't a clue
                ask me one about flamenco, go on, anything else? i dunno. are you still on course for PTH on saturday? sophia's backed out but i am taking her sister along to hear them


13 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM (#1053038)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Tasteless

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late
one night following a Spring Bank Tavern open mic night the drunk led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that big brass gong for?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock" the drunk replied.

A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup" replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" the second guest asked, squinting at it.

"Watch" the man said. He picked up a hammer, gave it an ear shattering
pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a
moment.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed "For god sake, you asshole....it's ten past three in the morning!"


13 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM (#1053043)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,littlelady

blah


13 Nov 03 - 09:15 AM (#1053053)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

wahey, found it! the lovely adam showed me what to do, ok it took ages n we ended up arguing but its worth it! hehe x


13 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM (#1053054)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

dad, i have not backed out on purpose i would have loved to gone to the gig! its not my fault im workin. you old women!!!!


13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM (#1053055)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

yo tot's,
       tell adam i found his tab site. we ought to meet and slap some flamenco tab up it for all my fans!/?1


13 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM (#1053056)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Sibling
I do not believe for one second that you have ever argued with anyone, a cross word has never passed your lips !!


13 Nov 03 - 09:23 AM (#1053057)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

gordon bennet!! we get more "guests" than a porn site!! are you all too embarrassed to log in and hit our thread? are we the hinge and bracket of mudcat?


13 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM (#1053058)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,gordon bennet

I have never been on a porn site, I resemble that remark !!


13 Nov 03 - 09:32 AM (#1053062)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

talking of which, the new subdued lighting in spring bank tavern is a little risque isn't it? has mick tom been on a "soft porn film lighting" course? it certainly made you look quite fanciable dave.


13 Nov 03 - 09:43 AM (#1053069)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Harri Watts Band

Its the moon Coming out on Angel eyes


13 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM (#1053071)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Yo I'm back, written my 12 month appraisal form, had a meeting with a concerned resident, attended a community meeting, missed me dinner and still not written that report, DOH!!!!!!!! someone give me some inspriation (& spelling lessons).


13 Nov 03 - 09:56 AM (#1053080)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Inspirationless

Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.


13 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM (#1053083)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

oh dear! i bet we get deleted. some of this stuff actually makes sense.


13 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM (#1053087)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Nay el ted that wont appen

is 42 really the answer to life, the universe & everything, discuss


13 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM (#1053093)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

the meaning of life is simple, there isn't one! you've just got to fill your boots and have a titter!
          leonardo da vinci said "all that most people leave is a full latrine"
          that puts us all in perspective eh what?


13 Nov 03 - 10:12 AM (#1053096)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Aye appen you're reight


13 Nov 03 - 10:40 AM (#1053117)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Bloody hell thats depressing!

Tell you what lets fcuk them all over and fill two!


13 Nov 03 - 10:47 AM (#1053123)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

we have indoor plumbing in our part of the world john, it's not reached Barton/Hessle yet obviously


13 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM (#1053131)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Yes I know everytime you take a dump they put an "attention all shiping" warning out in the Humber!


13 Nov 03 - 04:46 PM (#1053313)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

ROFL, just read the cubicle toilet thing.... couldnt stop laughing for quite some time!!

el_ted let me know if you cant figure out how to post messages at the tabs forum and ill tell you.

And, if anyone needs a forum creating just let me know and I will create one or give you the link so you can do it yourself.

Can be any subject... tabs, music, chat, bla bla bla, just let me know.

For now i will keep working on this one i made yesterday.


14 Nov 03 - 11:34 AM (#1053591)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

yo fans,
       mudcat been down all day in these here parts. boy have i got some work done because of it! ps just had a PMfrom harpmaker,tried to reply, but let know if i cocked it john


14 Nov 03 - 02:10 PM (#1053611)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

I thought it was strange when i tried to get on the site at dinner time and it wouldnt load!!!
damnit!
a whole day of missed useless chat with you lovely people


14 Nov 03 - 02:43 PM (#1053639)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

got it ted. nice to see you've keeping yourselves amused while my pc's been down! ps. loved the toilet joke!!!!!


15 Nov 03 - 05:49 AM (#1054020)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Why oh why am i up and posting here at 10:50 on a saturday morning?!?!?!


15 Nov 03 - 05:53 AM (#1054022)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

becaus eyou are as sad as the rest of us!


16 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM (#1054584)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Fourty ninerrr

Yes I have done it I have got the fourty niner!!


16 Nov 03 - 07:51 AM (#1054645)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Fifty

AND the fifty, pure magic, off to church now, bye


16 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM (#1054767)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

well just to let you know, my first night workin at KC Stadium went very well! Ok it was caos (is that spelt right? i doubt it) at one point cause the pot washer broke and i tell ya what, trying to carry bottles of beer on one of those tray-things is bloody hard! But all in all in was fun!


16 Nov 03 - 03:21 PM (#1054861)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Very good!!! clap clap clap. i will have to come by one time and be a bit of an awkward customer i think. rofl. oh the possibilities...


16 Nov 03 - 08:22 PM (#1055093)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Parisian Squat.

I've found a good one here my love,
It has a broken tile,
There's just enough room for my fingertips,
To hang here for a while,
I know it has no bog roll,
Nor a sanitory bin,
Balance is all you need to stop,
Your bum from falling in!

6Best spoken with a Peter Sellers accent9


17 Nov 03 - 03:19 AM (#1055210)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

tot,
    you haven' t mentioned the fact that you forgot your entry pass to the building, and we had to go back for it!! you only had ONE THING to remember and you forgot it!!


17 Nov 03 - 04:46 AM (#1055247)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: The DeanMeister

Why doesn't that surprise me, Ted?


17 Nov 03 - 05:05 AM (#1055265)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

she must have her mother's brain pete,


17 Nov 03 - 05:32 AM (#1055279)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

your a git dad, and you can shut up pete!


17 Nov 03 - 05:46 AM (#1055292)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Thingys to try when board !!

Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won!I Won! 3rd
time this week!!!"


17 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM (#1055293)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Why doesnt it surprise me either!!?


17 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM (#1055308)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

or you could do something normal when ya get bored an thats to, GET OFF YA LAZY FAT ASS AND GO FIND SOMETHING TO DO!!!


17 Nov 03 - 06:18 AM (#1055326)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

If Prince Charlie becomes King we wont need to change the words of the national anthem


17 Nov 03 - 06:21 AM (#1055328)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

Prince Charles is splendid chap. No way is he a homosexual!


17 Nov 03 - 07:52 AM (#1055362)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sixty Twoer

YEEEEESSSS I got the sixty tooth am going for the sixty ninth !!


17 Nov 03 - 12:55 PM (#1055570)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

There's been a leak .............


18 Nov 03 - 03:15 AM (#1055990)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

HPB,
   a leak in what? you are getting more obscure by the minute! your real name isn't oakley is it?


18 Nov 03 - 05:11 AM (#1056038)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Ted

The leak is getting bigger


18 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM (#1056040)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

could you elucidate please baldy man? i haven't a clue what you're on about!


18 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM (#1056042)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

48" water main leak at this wonderful establishment of ours, but dont tell anyone cos its a secret, we dont want the water board to know,
shusss mums the word !!!


18 Nov 03 - 05:20 AM (#1056044)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Or is it ....


18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM (#1056045)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Or is it me getting a sixty ninerrrrr !!


18 Nov 03 - 05:22 AM (#1056046)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

sounds like the HSE! i bet you are all just stood watching it, waitng for someone to DO something!!


18 Nov 03 - 05:41 AM (#1056054)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,G String

HPB
I think I have sent him down a blind alley, he still dunt know about your prize possesion on your allotment !!!


18 Nov 03 - 05:47 AM (#1056059)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

a leek?


18 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM (#1056140)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Dave stop being rude! we dont wanna know if your havin a 69er!!!


18 Nov 03 - 09:14 AM (#1056161)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

sophia!
      keep it clean! my fans may be hanging on your every word!


18 Nov 03 - 09:18 AM (#1056168)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,El practiso

Apenas practicar mi EL espaƱol Ted


18 Nov 03 - 09:24 AM (#1056173)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

I am online!! got 40 mins to wait until next lesson
bet youre all so glad!


18 Nov 03 - 09:26 AM (#1056176)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

agreed el practiso, but one tries!


18 Nov 03 - 09:29 AM (#1056180)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

hola adam,
         always pleased to have to have sophia's only friend on board!AND i think your computer skills will be handy for setting up my own web site! guess what it will be called?


18 Nov 03 - 09:35 AM (#1056182)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

ROFL.
hmm let me guess... flamenco!!????

im sure it will have tabs on it!

Like i said, if you want your own message board like MINE <--- fantastic tabs forum!!!!
just let me know and i will set it up!

If you want to put the site on your own webspace but you dont know how to do it i can also help you.
Clever huh!
If you want both then you can put a link to the message board on your site!

anyway, enough tech talk.
Got another 30 mins sat here doing sod all, somebody sing something!
maybe some bob dylan??? please!


18 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM (#1056190)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

thanks for that link adam, i actually managed to get into your site. do these "sites" cost much to set up? to run? can i delete unsavoury characters who post on it? you know the sort, people who have a prediliction for fish etc etc


18 Nov 03 - 09:59 AM (#1056194)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Robert

Bob Dylan KNOCKING ON HEAVEN'S DOOR                BOB DYLAN

G                D            Am
Mama take this badge of of me,
G        D           C
I can't use it anymore
G                D                Am
It's getting dark, too dark to see
G            D                         C
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door


Chorus
G                D                   Am
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   C
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   Am
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door
G                D                   C
Knock, knock, knocking on heavens door


Mama put my guns in the ground
I can't shoot them anymore
That long black cloud is coming down
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door

Chorus

Mama wipe the blood from my face
I'm sick and tired of the war
Got a feeling that's hard to trace
I feel I'm knocking on heaven's door

Chorus


18 Nov 03 - 12:06 PM (#1056284)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Sorry, but it's an Am7. Just thought I'd mention it.

There Ted 6El9, a moment of sanity. Now where was I? Oh yeh, digging my plot.


18 Nov 03 - 12:15 PM (#1056290)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

How long was the hundred day war ?


18 Nov 03 - 12:16 PM (#1056294)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

30 years


18 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM (#1056368)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

I think the Flatmates version of that song is really good.
Anyone agree?
Mmmmm....i wonder if Dave will have his hat on this week??
It's a shame whenever he has cause hes got really sexy hair!
I'll lyk 2 say say d same bout d rest of ya bt u all hav bald patches!! hehe xx


18 Nov 03 - 02:06 PM (#1056387)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Neway...Adam, i cn't Blieve u askd 4 BOB DLYAN...u geek!


18 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM (#1056400)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

I refuse to text you people. I shall use the Queen's english. 'Was ist los mit dir?. O/k, I meant austrian.

The harriWatts youngsters have an abundance of hair. It's just that you've never been on holiday with us to find out.


18 Nov 03 - 02:26 PM (#1056402)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

The Queen's not English anyway...


18 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM (#1056411)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

OMG! Bob Dylan is GOD you nitwit!

Thank you very much for the song, AND you gave the chords too!!!!
WOW!
do u always get 2 for the price of 1 here????

Ted, the message boards cost NOTHING to run, theyre free! as i said, just let me know.

Yes you can delete fish obsessives, or in fact ANYONE you want to!!
you can have complete control over it, delete messages, add categories, etc etc.

Adios compadres. its not dark yet, but its getting there...


18 Nov 03 - 02:40 PM (#1056419)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

GOD!!!!! OMG!!!! What planet are you from? I feel like sayin lots of nasti words to you Adam but my dad might stop my pocket money if i do so....so i'll just have to wait til col..xx


18 Nov 03 - 03:50 PM (#1056457)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

You obviously dont read lyrics!
i am thinking i might have to punch you!!
OMG!!
war is back on!


19 Nov 03 - 03:41 AM (#1056738)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

geek,
    thanks for that. we must get our heads together, i have shed loads of flamenco tab, some going back to the 19th century that we stick up there in space.
                      the true path


19 Nov 03 - 04:58 AM (#1056782)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

sophia,
       please don't start listening to bob dylan!! how many times have we sat in acoustic clubs and some bugger trots out the full 3 month long version of "knocking on heaven's bloody door" get some english tunes down your neck!


19 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM (#1056812)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

precisely my point dad!! Bob Dylan sucks ass!!!

haha to u adam! And it u that is gunna get ya scrawny ass kicked, not me.


19 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM (#1056815)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

make him listen to mike harding on radio 2 8pm on wednesday nights. it should clear his little pointy head!


19 Nov 03 - 06:02 AM (#1056817)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Almost there


19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM (#1056818)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Over to you


19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM (#1056819)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

yo puppies,
          who is going to get 100? mupps? tots? or adam? guick, before fish squasher gets out of bed!


19 Nov 03 - 06:03 AM (#1056820)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

el ted this one's yours


19 Nov 03 - 06:05 AM (#1056821)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

OOps sorry el ted, never mind you can have the 200th


19 Nov 03 - 06:07 AM (#1056824)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

no prob mup,
          i just enjoy the thrill of the chase.


19 Nov 03 - 08:49 AM (#1056915)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

you lot are like little boys!!


19 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM (#1056921)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

hello tots,
          just finished another hard day at college have you? see you at 7.30, after we've played, do you fancy looking in on keith gayes session at the "editorial" across the road?


19 Nov 03 - 09:17 AM (#1056935)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Project Team Leader

Project for this weekend:
Go into town and whilst handling knives in the kitchen department in a shop, ask the assistant if he/she knows where the anti-depressants are.


19 Nov 03 - 09:22 AM (#1056938)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Excuse me but i do listen to radio 2 thank you!!
And as a note, on next tuesday van morrison will be on in concert on there, so listen to it!
Mark knofpler is also on a few days before or after that


19 Nov 03 - 09:25 AM (#1056942)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

van the man should have retired years ago! i have about 25 of his albums, but over the last ten years he has degenerated into a growly, bitter pub singer


19 Nov 03 - 09:34 AM (#1056951)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

van the man is frieds with stan the man who once gave me a can of coke, and it was no joke!
but he didnt like this drink so after a long think, he threw it in his face and called him a disgrace

you know when youve been tango'd


19 Nov 03 - 09:53 AM (#1056960)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

i now firmly believe that wyke "college" should be closed,and you all ought to get proper jobs! i bet you hand that appalling poem in as "coursework" for some mickey mouse "module" and get an a star!


19 Nov 03 - 09:55 AM (#1056962)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Of course i will because its fantastic, and you havent even heard the other verses yet!

Anyway, guitar lesson beckons, should be playing pinball wizard half decently soon.


19 Nov 03 - 11:16 AM (#1057011)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

You young people should check out a band from scotland called "Peatbog Faeries" click here to find out more


19 Nov 03 - 11:38 AM (#1057028)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Yep they're brill saw them up in Edingburgh at the new year's street party


19 Nov 03 - 11:43 AM (#1057033)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

i've had a look, but i have'nt got any speakers to listen in. are they squid squeezers perchance?


19 Nov 03 - 11:56 AM (#1057041)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

Perhaps anyone starting a new thread in celebration of those threads that have challenged, informed or just simply made us laugh on the Mudcat during 2003, could highlight this one as possibly the most highly developed and as a fitting testament to the intellect of its contributors.


19 Nov 03 - 12:07 PM (#1057050)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

dear TC,
       bat on you queer fish,this thread needs a hand to get to the 200 mark


19 Nov 03 - 02:34 PM (#1057143)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

its half past seven!!!


19 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM (#1057156)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Its 8 o clock! Time for mike harding on radio 2 !


19 Nov 03 - 06:24 PM (#1057265)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Oh eye elus tedisimus there is a certain degree of (as you put it) squid squeezing involved. However, I thought that the fusion of tradional music and modern dance rythmes, coupled with the sophisticated use of modern electronic musical instruments may appeal to those youngsters that you and your offspring have attracted to this and similar threads.

Yours
el yobo


20 Nov 03 - 03:26 AM (#1057580)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

true lobster man,
                have you bumped into people like hoven droven and hedningarna? i think both bands are dutch, they use trad. acoustic instruments, then all of a sudden a les paul will appear!


20 Nov 03 - 05:04 AM (#1057628)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Ace I always wanted to play my pipes with a rock band! (I'm just a head banger at heart)


20 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM (#1057631)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

And you lot .... it is considered bad form to post one word posts to a thread just to get the numbers up.


20 Nov 03 - 05:07 AM (#1057632)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

elus tedisimarus how's your html getting on? I know you can do red but can yu do this yet?


20 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM (#1057643)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

htlm is a dead duck! haven't a clue! talking of bad form, isn't it naughty to post 3 times in a row?


20 Nov 03 - 05:31 AM (#1057645)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

not if they are sensible (he he he)and by a dead duck do you really mean "no john I can't do that yet"?


20 Nov 03 - 07:04 AM (#1057674)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,For information ONLY

Thornton Curtis was known as Torentune in 1086 at the time of the Doomsday Book. Cameron states that the origin of Curtis within the village's name is unknown but that the Thornton section means 'the farmstead or village where thorn trees grow'.

The village of Thornton Curtis lies five miles south east of Barton and four miles south of New Holland. Just east of the village lie the ruins of the Abbey of St Mary, known as Thornton Abbey. Founded in 1139 by William le Gros, the Earl of Yorkshire, and raised to the status of Abbey in 1148 it was a house for Augustinian or black canons. These priests lived a communal life under the Rule of St Augustine but also undertook pastoral duties outside of the Abbey. Officers within the Abbey besides the abbot and prior included a cellarer, bursar, chamberlain, sacrist, kitchener


20 Nov 03 - 08:41 AM (#1057712)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

correct john, i can't do it! this trumpton crisp fellow is all over the threads this morning isn't he? bit like a virus really.


20 Nov 03 - 08:47 AM (#1057718)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

Its that Oaklet fellow - his prosac hasn't kicked in yet.


20 Nov 03 - 09:05 AM (#1057732)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Thta would explain a ew things then Sp...


20 Nov 03 - 11:13 AM (#1057808)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Paws for thought

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"   "My goldfish died," replied Tim tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your f*****g cat."


20 Nov 03 - 12:00 PM (#1057827)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

mollusc mauler,
               are you quietly confident that you have correctly identified the anus we know as "trumpton crisp" then?


21 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM (#1058459)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

I Think some of my posts to you people have been a little unkind, so I would like to take this moment to apologise for being a dick!


21 Nov 03 - 10:05 AM (#1058509)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

I still don't like you though


21 Nov 03 - 10:54 AM (#1058538)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

Sweetfire, the rouge and careless capital letter at the start of the second word should by now, indicate to you the authorship of one of your serial co-correspondents.

I am happy to point this out, and to politely request that your co-correspondents shield you from personal ridicule by explaining to you (away from here) exactly how many of the posts attributed to me to which you have responded, have actually been written by those known personally to you.

Many thanks.


21 Nov 03 - 10:56 AM (#1058539)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

Rogue, of course. Very sloppy of me.


21 Nov 03 - 11:04 AM (#1058545)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

In fact, I've just made a total arse of myself again have'nt I?


21 Nov 03 - 11:51 AM (#1058577)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Thornton Curtis

I don't really think that Thornton would write the word "have'nt".


21 Nov 03 - 07:22 PM (#1058846)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Hrothgar

Somebody around here is establishing a considerable credibility gap.


23 Nov 03 - 02:59 PM (#1059496)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Ok, this is gettin ridiculous. This a thread, not some sort of battle ground. Now can we all please just get a grip!
This is a BS Thread so to expect anything sort of down to earth/serious stuff then your already kiddin ya slf. But we should still keep it pleasant to read...yes, yes i know what some my earlier posts have been like!   
TC, obviously there is no one to stop you posting whatever you want, but your endless correcting and your endless wittering is gettin tiresome. C'mon, im sure there is something you could say that won't come across as gettin at us? And if there isn't, then why say anything at all? Oh hell, why don't we just start over TC? Of course if you have no intentions in makin some sort of truce then fair dues....

Wow, i think that has been my longest post ever!!!


23 Nov 03 - 03:47 PM (#1059520)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

Well done Sweet, and well said, and yes im shocked at the length of that post, i had to get myself comfy in my chair and get a drink before i started reading it, lol.

Very well said indeed clap clap clap!


23 Nov 03 - 06:16 PM (#1059563)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

cowfish will be singing in the odies tonight. if anybody wants a lift from hull, pm el terd as he's got broadband. johntheharp


23 Nov 03 - 06:20 PM (#1059565)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

correction; "as he's got a van" NOT "as he's got broadband"


23 Nov 03 - 06:22 PM (#1059566)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

but he has got broadband, all the same.


23 Nov 03 - 06:27 PM (#1059571)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

correction, (oh dear) spelling mistake of mucat member, should have wrote - el terd.


23 Nov 03 - 06:28 PM (#1059572)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

el terd


23 Nov 03 - 06:29 PM (#1059573)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

el terd?


23 Nov 03 - 06:32 PM (#1059574)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

testing testing, el terd, testing 123.


23 Nov 03 - 06:35 PM (#1059577)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

it seems i have a problem with my computer.


23 Nov 03 - 06:42 PM (#1059583)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

anyway, you know who i mean, him with nail varnish on


23 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM (#1059648)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

latter----the E,R,D keys are sticking on the keyboard


23 Nov 03 - 09:02 PM (#1059655)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

so i recon if i spray WD40 on the E,R,D keys, it will result in freeing the keys and typing el terd without sticking. -el terd instead of -el terd. should i try it?????? does anybody else have trouble with the E,R keys sticking, resulting in not being able to type el ted.


24 Nov 03 - 03:42 AM (#1059742)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

harpy,
    you knob. you just wanted post 150! and you got it, and yes , my computer is bigger than yours


24 Nov 03 - 04:19 AM (#1059749)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Ha HA, well done john!!!! Congratulations!


25 Nov 03 - 04:35 AM (#1060418)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Phew we almost slipped out view, come wake up out there frame thee sens.


25 Nov 03 - 04:40 AM (#1060420)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

Dad , where areya? get back here now!!!


25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM (#1060446)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

dump this thread.keep to the other one, 400 isn't far away now


25 Nov 03 - 05:14 AM (#1060447)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests ?


25 Nov 03 - 08:25 AM (#1060516)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

Testicals?


25 Nov 03 - 08:27 AM (#1060519)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

OOps I fell for that, didn't I, oh well so what, if you can't have a laugh.


25 Nov 03 - 09:52 AM (#1060566)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: smallpiper

silly people the answer is exams!


25 Nov 03 - 08:20 PM (#1060958)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: harpmaker

XMAS is comming, I would love a mountain bike for xmas, as i used to do mountain bikin' in the army. I remember my gun, an old SC60. Probaley scrapped by now. It was replaced with a (TOP OF THE RANGE)P45. Teds old fart machine looks like a good piece of kit, but it does'nt even have 'DISC BRAKES', standard kit. Even on a'RALEIGH SHOPPER, nowerdays.


25 Nov 03 - 10:14 PM (#1061007)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Heloo Harpmaker, waht regiment was you in, in the army?
I was in The Second Battalion of the Prince of Wales Own Regiment of Yorkdhire,
I never got chance to shoot anyone though, as there was no wars on at that time, so i left.
then i started killing turkeys.john
but that was a bit later, i had to do a few other jobs before i found that one.john


26 Nov 03 - 03:57 AM (#1061156)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: Beverley Barton

harpy,
    you are well out of date!! i recently bought an orange patriot 7. discs, 135mm travel, 27 speed xt. price? slightly over two grand! about the same as your computer!


26 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM (#1061169)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: GUEST,Paws for Thought

Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper, you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving
properties of a plastic winter cover for your garden bench and an
electronic mole repellent for the lawn. Not to mention the plastic man
for the car to deter would-be thieves.


26 Nov 03 - 07:56 AM (#1061275)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: sweetfire

oooo, can i get one of those???


26 Nov 03 - 11:53 AM (#1061314)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: muppett

RIGHT SEEING AS HOW NO ONE'S OUT THERE I'M GOING HOME BYE, OH BEFORE I GO HAVE A LOOK IN THE MUSIC THREAD & SEE IF YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE TO THE ALTERNATIVE FILM SEQUELS THREAD, BYE BYE.


26 Nov 03 - 03:06 PM (#1061467)
Subject: RE: BS: el ted & similiar minded nutters
From: s6k

I would like to invent the internet please..