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12 Nov 03 - 05:01 PM (#1052703) Subject: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Mr Red DoCoMo in Japan have patented a wrist band phone that vibrates the bones so that - you guessed it - you stick your finger in your ear to hear and talk into your wrist. Shock Horror - folkies have been prototype yuppies all along. So what do we think of that idea? NGYARRRRRRRRR. |
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12 Nov 03 - 05:50 PM (#1052733) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Bee-dubya-ell Would it work if you stuck your finger in your nose instead? |
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12 Nov 03 - 06:41 PM (#1052762) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: RangerSteve The inventors apparently don't have to steer and shift at the same time. |
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12 Nov 03 - 07:06 PM (#1052771) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Liz the Squeak Euuwww.. just imagine all those times it rings when you are in the smallest room - I don't know about you but mine seems to have a sensor in it that makes it ring when I'm about to take my seat for the 'performance'...... LTS |
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12 Nov 03 - 09:04 PM (#1052829) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Peace So, does giving someone the finger now mean they should take line one? |
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12 Nov 03 - 10:38 PM (#1052858) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: The Fooles Troupe "Put your finger in your ear and go tinga linga loo!" Now it's a music thread! Robin |
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13 Nov 03 - 09:44 AM (#1053070) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Dave Bryant It sounds just like the guy who walks into a pub buys a drink then sudenly sticks his finger in his ear and starts speaking to the palm of his hand. The landlord is intrigued and asks hime what he's up to. "Oh it's the latest mobile phone it's actually embedded in my hand" he tells the publican. A bit later the customer rushes into the loo. After a considerably time he hasn't re-appeared, so the landlord goes to see if he's OK. To his astonishment the man is standing there with the bog-roll up his backside. "What the hell are you up to ?" he asks. "Sorry," says the customer, "I've got an important fax coming through !". |
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13 Nov 03 - 02:55 PM (#1053248) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: annamill Old joke, new meaning.."Sorry, I can't hear you, I have a finger in my ear"! or was that banana? I think it was banana. Oh well! Sorry I can't hear you I have a "banana" in my ear! ...never mind! I have to lay off the carbs! Love, Annamill |
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15 Nov 03 - 09:13 PM (#1054458) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Hrothgar If you stick the finger up your nose, it tells you whether you have bad breath. |
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15 Nov 03 - 09:28 PM (#1054465) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Peace It also tells you where your finger has been. |
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16 Nov 03 - 12:38 AM (#1054531) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: EBarnacle That's right boys, just don't put those thumbs in your ears, thumbs in your ears, thumbs in your ears... |
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16 Nov 03 - 01:28 AM (#1054544) Subject: RE: BS: Finger in the Ear has been re-invented From: Peace In Canada, you'd be mistaken for a moose. |