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BS: A Totally Needless Thread

13 Nov 03 - 04:44 PM (#1053311)
Subject: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Jack the Sailor

I have no excuse. I am deliberately wasting your time.


13 Nov 03 - 04:56 PM (#1053319)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell


13 Nov 03 - 05:05 PM (#1053324)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Ebbie


13 Nov 03 - 05:16 PM (#1053331)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Herga Kitty

But suppose it was a needleless thread? How, without an eye, could it find a camel that couldn't pass?


13 Nov 03 - 05:26 PM (#1053336)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: C-flat

Sew what.


13 Nov 03 - 05:38 PM (#1053343)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Tweed

Thanks Jack.


13 Nov 03 - 05:39 PM (#1053345)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I repeat...


13 Nov 03 - 05:40 PM (#1053346)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell


13 Nov 03 - 05:47 PM (#1053351)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Joybell

Is it like kneadless bread?


13 Nov 03 - 08:23 PM (#1053434)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Peace

Huh?


13 Nov 03 - 08:29 PM (#1053437)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: DonMeixner

Bruce,

This happens now and then here. Otherwise gifted and bright folk like the Sailor here suddenly succumb to a moment of silliness.

Hence we get weedless beds.

Don


13 Nov 03 - 08:31 PM (#1053438)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Thomas the Rhymer

My point exactly, JtS! ...and after much deliberation, I feel nebulous notions solidifing into partial platitudes of love...

All the best! ttr


13 Nov 03 - 09:00 PM (#1053454)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin

Right, Jack... I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you.

*pulling out a gun*


13 Nov 03 - 09:42 PM (#1053482)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Bill D

"clop, clop clop... *whack*"

you have been punished by an Amish drive-by slapping


14 Nov 03 - 03:03 AM (#1053589)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: GUEST,Boab

A needleless thread---what's the point??


14 Nov 03 - 02:50 PM (#1053645)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Dead Horse

Just what we always needed at Mudcat.
There. Thats killed that little bugger!


14 Nov 03 - 03:34 PM (#1053677)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: AliUK

Kneeless Threads! I didnĀ“t even know that threads had legs?!


14 Nov 03 - 04:24 PM (#1053723)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin

...kNeed gently but foimly...


14 Nov 03 - 06:40 PM (#1053818)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Jack the Sailor

Thank you for your participation. You may now return to your regularly scheduled profundity.


15 Nov 03 - 09:54 AM (#1054109)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Dave the Gnome

Once I had the stitches removed from the wound in the middle of my leg I had a totaly threadless knee...

:D


15 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM (#1054113)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: smallpiper

The Bank of England!


15 Nov 03 - 02:24 PM (#1054232)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: SINSULL

Anyone remember the Smothers Brothers? "Knead your bread, ladies. Your bread needs you."


16 Nov 03 - 12:32 PM (#1054742)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Mr Red

So why totally no remarks about totally?


16 Nov 03 - 09:53 PM (#1055131)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Peace

To tally or not to tally, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobby in the mind to surf the rings and sorrows of . . . .


16 Nov 03 - 10:40 PM (#1055143)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: Cluin

I was once kneed firmly, but not so gently.

That's the last time I dance to that song.


16 Nov 03 - 11:05 PM (#1055146)
Subject: RE: BS: A Totally Needless Thread
From: GUEST,pdc

Well, as this thread doesn't have a topic...does anyone remember my posting a thread asking how to make good European-style coffee? Everyone had good suggestions -- none of them worked.

Last week I had coffee in a new restaurant here and nearly fell out of my chair -- it was my European coffee! The waiter explained it was an "Americano," which is a shot of espresso in about 6 ounces of extremely hot water.

So, good old e-Bay -- I bought a little espresso machine, and today I'm back in Europe, drinking EXCELLENT coffee.

The history of the Americano, in 25 words or less: in the 50s, American tourists couldn't drink espresso, and Europeans didn't know how to make American coffee, so they watered down the espresso.

It's wonderful!! Hurray for serendipity!