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18 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM (#1056421) Subject: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy That is the question. One of them has to go but which one? I need help on this one. They both have a long history and each have benefits as well as disadvantages. How will I decide? |
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18 Nov 03 - 02:48 PM (#1056424) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: jeffp Keep the Marmite. Send me the banjo. Simple, really. jeffp |
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18 Nov 03 - 02:52 PM (#1056429) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Rapparee Oh, OR. I thought it said "Marmite ON tenor banjo" and I wondered how it would taste. |
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18 Nov 03 - 02:57 PM (#1056435) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy I already know. |
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18 Nov 03 - 03:18 PM (#1056443) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: The Barden of England Quick - I want my medication!!! Both are awful, but I'm addicted - Cold Turkey is not in the vocabulary! |
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18 Nov 03 - 04:28 PM (#1056470) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Mr Red a) Well nobody cries when you cut up a Marmite. b) One burns longer. c) Being able to throw both into a skip without touching the sides. Tick one of the above. |
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18 Nov 03 - 04:54 PM (#1056486) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dead Horse Is there an antipodean equivalent called Veggiejo? (not that I really give a damn, actually) |
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19 Nov 03 - 03:00 AM (#1056731) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hrothgar Vegemite - but let's not go through all that again. |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:13 AM (#1056752) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Ella who is Sooze marmite marmite marmite... it has to go! marmite marmite marmite... it has to go! MARMITE MARMITE MARMITE... IT HAS TO GO! Keep your banjo you can stuff the marmite! Ella |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:24 AM (#1056759) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: muppett I prefer dueling marmite |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:30 AM (#1056767) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Beverley Barton dear mudcat, please delete this thread now! |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:33 AM (#1056768) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: muppett Wot's up el ted |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:44 AM (#1056775) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Beverley Barton you bugger! you've done it again! a combined thread on my two least favourite things! |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:06 AM (#1056787) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Bryant If you get shot of the banjo, what are you going to put the bread on when you toast it under the grill, before you put the marmite on it ? |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:15 AM (#1056792) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: muppett A bodrum ? |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:29 AM (#1056796) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Beverley Barton now you're talking!we need a recipe thread on how to combine the two into a nice souffle! maybe topped off with marinated smallpipes. |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:34 AM (#1056798) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: muppett Along with diced electric organs ?(ask Raggytash about the story of the organ!) |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:35 AM (#1056799) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Beverley Barton no no! piano accordians! |
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19 Nov 03 - 06:42 AM (#1056834) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Bryant How long do you have to boil a shaky egg ? |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:49 AM (#1056863) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Mr Red at woooooooork Ella I quite agree, how are you on ukelelies visa vis Bovril? muppett There is only one thing worse than Marmite - dual Marmite (apologies to Ambrose Bierce) FWIW I duellled Marmite for 4 years at boarding school AND went without many a pudding in the process. Now I am a man and have put away childish things like the pot of Marmite. I think I won that jewel. |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:53 AM (#1056866) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Still seeing red Dave Bryant How long do you shake a boil? And talking of shaky song spots.......... and if you squeeze a banjo it oozes brown I guess. |
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19 Nov 03 - 08:30 AM (#1056892) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Rapparee I think that if you put the marmite under the banjo, shove a fused blasting cap into the marmite.... |
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20 Nov 03 - 04:57 AM (#1057623) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Ella who is Sooze ukelelies any time... Bovril NEVER! errwwwwwwwwwwww! Heck I'd even go for a shaky egg than a tub of bovril! |
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20 Nov 03 - 07:30 AM (#1057682) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,banjoman Why is everyone so cruel to this much loved instrument - the banjo of course- Don't you know that most of the worlds worst conflicts ( American Civil War for example) were fought over the right to make & play the banjo. The banjo is a much maligned instrument, unlike the melodeon which is the last refuge of the musically incompetent. As for Marmite - I hate the stuff, but it can be used as an adhesive to stick floor tiles down. Leave of the banjo and pick on something (or someone)your own size |
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20 Nov 03 - 07:57 AM (#1057696) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Guessed Now given the alcopops and all that crap - and flower flavour brews from Belgium - like limbics - how long before we see Marmite flovoured beer (full circle - eh?) and real ales with a dash of Mm? |
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20 Nov 03 - 09:20 AM (#1057746) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Rapparee What was the name of that sauce in the story "Two Bottles of Relish"? Num-nuts or something, wasn't it? |
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20 Nov 03 - 11:02 AM (#1057803) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Bryant Banjos aren't very nice on toast or in a sandwich. |
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20 Nov 03 - 09:39 PM (#1058213) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST Actually banjoman, the Civil War was fought over the right NOT to play the banjo... |
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21 Nov 03 - 07:41 PM (#1058862) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Mr Red But not necessarilly in Alabama - right? |
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22 Nov 03 - 05:00 AM (#1059002) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy This is all very interesting but it still doesn't answer the question. All I'm getting is knee jerk reactions and obscure passions. Can somebody please be more specific? We'll start with you Ted 6El9. |
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04 Dec 03 - 03:54 AM (#1065307) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Bella Button I lick honey off organs. Hope this helps |
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04 Dec 03 - 07:49 AM (#1065395) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson banjos have more uses than marmite, you can't slice cheese with marmite. Get real. luv eric |
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05 Dec 03 - 02:57 AM (#1065872) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy Like it Bella, not so sure about eric but I see his heart's in the right place! |
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05 Dec 03 - 04:06 AM (#1065896) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend I also like it Bella. |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:57 AM (#1065941) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Bryant Bella - I hope you lick it all off - it might feel rather sticky if not ! |
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05 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM (#1065951) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Be |
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05 Dec 03 - 06:25 AM (#1065952) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bella Button I have a long moist tongue and am not happy until every bit of honey is consumed. |
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05 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM (#1065979) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sailorsam You sound like my type of girl Bella but I have Vellum Pluckers Disease. Would that be a problem? |
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05 Dec 03 - 08:07 AM (#1065983) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson luv it Bella, my organ is vastly underused. eric |
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05 Dec 03 - 08:17 AM (#1065994) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy It sounds like marmite is now off the menu. O/k banjo or honey? |
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05 Dec 03 - 08:40 AM (#1066017) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Bella Button To pluck or not to pluck! Give that organ an airing more often |
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08 Dec 03 - 08:53 AM (#1067742) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Sailorsam How do you like to pluck Bella? 5-string, 4-string, G-string, no-string or just stilleto's? |
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08 Dec 03 - 09:40 AM (#1067768) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Little Hawk A difficult choice. Is one obliged to eat the banjo? If so, I guess it beats the marmite by a slim margin. If, on the other hand, one is obliged to play them, the marmite wins by a substantial margin! Did you know that TWAWKI is threatened by an imminent attack of giant marmites? - LH |
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08 Dec 03 - 12:01 PM (#1067838) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: ced2 Isn't the truth more like:- marmite makes a more tuneful sound... and by the way Eric le Rouge which of your two organs are you on about? |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:53 AM (#1068409) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson Well not a bloody mouth organ. eric |
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09 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM (#1068446) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Little Hawk What did the organist say to the Marmite when it siezed his tenor banjo? |
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09 Dec 03 - 12:00 PM (#1068480) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Why is it that I have developed a craving for honey ? |
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09 Dec 03 - 12:05 PM (#1068483) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST Is it because you are a bee? |
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09 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM (#1068832) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend I think their is a bee connection but it's BEEla Button. |
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10 Dec 03 - 09:32 AM (#1069301) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson I have a relation called eric the half bee. eric the red |
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10 Dec 03 - 12:20 PM (#1069491) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: ced2 So had a Mr M Python.... well nearly he was called eric the halg a bee! |
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10 Dec 03 - 08:13 PM (#1069805) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy To bee or not to bee, that is the banjo. Bella where are you? Have you just opened another jar? There is only one marmite but many different types of honey. What's your favourite? |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:12 AM (#1070070) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson when it's been converted to alcoholl. eric |
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11 Dec 03 - 12:13 PM (#1070330) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Have just discovered a new honey called "Honiolin" apparently it was named after a violinist, any one come across it ? |
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11 Dec 03 - 12:33 PM (#1070342) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Beverley Barton Stop it David you silly boy! There is no such product.Who in their right mind would name anything after a violinist. |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:39 PM (#1070654) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy Well spotted El BB. Bella we need you. The thread's losing it's interest. |
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12 Dec 03 - 04:57 AM (#1070820) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson is that simple interest or compound ? eric |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:32 AM (#1070871) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sweetfia What the hell! I didn't kno BS threads were like this! |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:35 AM (#1070873) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: s6k i htink my speling si prety bad so i carnt tipe much but thsi fred is verry rewd |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM (#1070953) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Little Hawk If you pack a tenor banjo full of marmite it actually sounds better, but tastes worse... Decisions, decisions.... - LH |
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12 Dec 03 - 04:21 PM (#1071134) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy I've just bought a new jar. It's all black and smelly. |
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13 Dec 03 - 06:44 AM (#1071440) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson if you fill a tenor banjo with honey it couldn't sound any sweeter. eric |
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15 Dec 03 - 08:42 AM (#1072806) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Bella Button I am now back. I have been very busy with the organ in my mouth everynight. It is very hard work pushing, blowing and sucking! I am hoping for a longer instrument as I only have 10 holes. |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM (#1073440) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sweetfia Oh My!! |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:57 AM (#1073447) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: s6k Lord!! |
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16 Dec 03 - 11:51 AM (#1073764) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Some one has observed that the fluff in your belly button is always blue, if correct why is that ? Is it an attraction from honey remains left un-licked ? Bella do you suffer from fluff in any of your holes ? |
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17 Dec 03 - 04:49 AM (#1074347) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sweetfia I'm having a word with you tomorrow night Dave...! |
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17 Dec 03 - 07:27 AM (#1074403) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Oh heck - sorry mam |
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17 Dec 03 - 07:55 AM (#1074419) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend 69 |
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17 Dec 03 - 08:37 AM (#1074458) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sweetfia What a surprise... |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:24 AM (#1075157) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy It is blue, especially this weather. So Bella you actually play an instrument? |
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13 Jan 04 - 07:42 PM (#1092276) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Guessed Hey I went through a small pile of stuff left by Bor-in-Law when he went back to NZ. AND I found a jar (yes glass jar though not yer familiar shape) of Marmite. The brand is well known in NZ - Sanatarium = which roughly translates as "You must be mad to like this gunge" Joy declined the Vegemite as an inferior pseudo-clone. If she doesn't like the idea of this Kiwi Marmite - what am I bid for a genuine collectors item? It is kept well away from proper food lest it contaminates the fodder. |
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13 Jan 04 - 07:59 PM (#1092295) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,hungry horse I prefer fromage frais on organs, but thats cos I'm classy. |
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13 Jan 04 - 10:08 PM (#1092375) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson We don't like that foreign stuff ungry oss, and no it's not classy. Yorkshire pudding with gravy, now thats CLASSY, but not in a tenor banjo. eric |
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14 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM (#1092546) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Garnished with onions extra CLASSY |
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14 Jan 04 - 06:51 AM (#1092567) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Davetnova There was a wonderful programme demonstrating on the development of limpet mines by filling a saucepan with porridge and sticking it to the bottom of a boat. What kind of pet mine would a banjo filled with marmite and stuck on a bottom make? |
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14 Jan 04 - 07:02 AM (#1092570) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack Yorkshire puddings are shite without HP brown sauce.Marmite is a very poor relation to the mighty HP. |
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14 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM (#1092574) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson Do not, I repeat do not enter the Broad Acres and talk like that about our great pudding. You have been warned. eric the invisible. |
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14 Jan 04 - 07:28 AM (#1092583) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Is that the Broad Acres in/near Bridlington ? |
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14 Jan 04 - 08:27 AM (#1092613) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack Pudding eric?! it is peasant food and tastes like cardboard! my mother in law always used to serve it up as a separate course at dinner. bland shite! flour, salt and water from the humber. shite!shite! shite! HPrules! |
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14 Jan 04 - 09:05 AM (#1092628) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend What's the APR on the HP ? |
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15 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM (#1093162) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson Bobjack we know where you live. rice the anagram |
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15 Jan 04 - 05:02 AM (#1093169) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack Come and get me copper! |
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15 Jan 04 - 05:10 AM (#1093173) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend So should that be whats the APR on the HP for the PC ? |
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15 Jan 04 - 07:00 AM (#1093209) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson Now that sounds like fluent gibberish to me Sttaw Legend. Bobjack makes more sense. eric |
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15 Jan 04 - 07:21 AM (#1093218) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Eric, Bobjack always makes sense - even after his recent keep fit regime has been very strenuous and risen to new heights Sttaw |
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15 Jan 04 - 08:32 AM (#1093261) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack Of course I make sense, that's what BSthreads are for isn't it? The exchange of folky type information.And yes sttaw, my recent fortnight on a northern assault course has shifted a few pounds! |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:31 AM (#1093306) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson Bobjack, assault course? who were you learning to assault, your verbal is pretty good already. eric |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM (#1093312) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack Yeah rice, assault course, orienteering, night navigation, rock climbing, unarmed combat etc etc. Not all of spent christmas sat on our arses strumming songs from the folky of the year songbook you know! |
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15 Jan 04 - 09:45 AM (#1093314) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Bobjack ps: if you fancy a go at it eric, PM me for more details. I was camped out on Penny Hill which is near Castleton on North York Moors. Ripping time was had by all! |
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15 Jan 04 - 10:48 AM (#1093355) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson I'm too long in the tooth for stuff like that now mate. I did camp out on the North Yorkshire moors when I did the Lyke Wake walk many years ago and on my first weekend in the army even longer ago. Ended up getting pissed both times. eric |
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15 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM (#1093368) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend Getting pissed doing the Lyke Wake Walk - my kind of walk |
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16 Jan 04 - 05:33 AM (#1093956) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson If you set out from Osmotherly the first stopping place is a pub called The Lion at Blakey Ridge, if you time it right you can spend all night there [ free camping ] but walking through waist high bracken the following morning is no joke with a hangover. eric |
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17 Jan 04 - 03:16 AM (#1094715) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy Time to get my walking boots out. I have a tenor banjo, a tent and a jar of marmite. I love the Yorkshire moors and can quite easily see some attractive sheep in the equation. The field behind the white Lion up on Blakey Ridge is desolate and cold and worth a visit by all concerned on this thread. A suitable date for the 'piss-up' will have to be arranged. A reply from Bella is now required. |
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17 Jan 04 - 07:25 AM (#1094761) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson You will have to get there early, before all the good looking sheep have gone. Best embriodered wellies only [ standing orders ] eric. |
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17 Jan 04 - 06:01 PM (#1095106) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Good Looking Sheep I'm waiting boys. |
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18 Jan 04 - 05:27 AM (#1095376) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Dave Hanson And always do it with the sheep overlooking a deep drop. eric |
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01 Nov 05 - 06:48 AM (#1594832) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy O/k, I've thought about this and it makes perfect sense! |
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01 Nov 05 - 07:04 AM (#1594835) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: GUEST,Jon I'd not spotted this thread before. I love marmite and the tenor banjo. The question for me would centre around possible substitutes... There is a reasonable chance that I could substitute Marmite for Vegemite but less chance of me substituting tenor banjo for another banjo and if the only substitute available was a 5 string banjo, there is simply no way. |
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01 Nov 05 - 07:11 AM (#1594836) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Sttaw Legend 100 |
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01 Nov 05 - 10:50 AM (#1594994) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Shiplap Structure3 Never mind about the marmite or the banjo (slight thread drift alot to be honest) put failure into google and do a feel lucky search |
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02 Nov 05 - 08:08 AM (#1595668) Subject: RE: BS: Marmite or tenor banjo From: Hand-Pulled Boy 102 |