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19 Nov 03 - 04:56 AM (#1056779) Subject: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST,MC Fat Just why is there no white doggie pooh any more and while we're at it why don't they sell spangles any more ? |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:59 AM (#1056784) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Nigel Parsons See This Thread, in fact, if it's crap you're looking for I'm sure there are lots of threads to view. Nigel |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:59 AM (#1056785) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Beverley Barton because one was made from the other. |
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19 Nov 03 - 05:18 AM (#1056793) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: muppett The answer my friend is phooing in the wind |
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19 Nov 03 - 06:06 AM (#1056822) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Dave Bryant All over my f***ing shoes ! |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:38 AM (#1056854) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST,All White Now The warm ones are handy on a cold winters day though. I keep em in my pocket till they cool down. And please don't think political correctness is the reserve of humans alone, dogs have now been told that there must be a certain amount of brown shit amongst the white ones. Affirmative Excretion. Q: How are dog turds and women alike? A: The older they are, the easier they are to pick up! |
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19 Nov 03 - 08:33 AM (#1056896) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Rapparee Brings to mind a song. Hope you don't mind. Where has the white dog shit gone Long time laying Where has the white dog shit gone Long time...nevermind. |
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19 Nov 03 - 09:52 AM (#1056959) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Roger the Skiffler ...gone to pooper scoopers everyone... (And didn't they rename Spangles?) RtS |
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19 Nov 03 - 10:10 AM (#1056969) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Liz the Squeak Spangles were renamed and reintroduced after being revamped. They were revolting and removed from the market. White dog poo is a thing of the past because dog owners are required by law (bye-laws in most places) to scoop the poop. There are also more public parks and such places where dogs are not allowed. I haven't seen it for a while, but my local council had a bloke on a moped whose job it was to ride the streets, scooping up any stray dog poo (that's stray poo, not just poo from stray dogs). These days the problem seems to be more of the two legged variety - the amount of 'disposable' nappies is growing. The other day I sat in my car at some traffic lights, watching a young woman change her baby at the roadside, carefully clean the child, making sure there was nothing icky left on it, then dump the whole load, nappy, wipes, the lot, on the pavement for others to slip on. LTS |
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19 Nov 03 - 12:02 PM (#1057045) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Bee-dubya-ell If you follow Nigel's clickie you'll find that this is the third thread to be started on this subject. Not one, not two, but three threads about white dog shit! Does that say something about the importance of white dog shit in the natural scheme of things? Is it a subject that is going unaddressed by our leaders while totally perplexing the minds of the unwashed masses? Is there a need for an official inquiry? Or does it merely speak volumes regarding the mental state of the typical Mudcatter? Personally, I just wanna know what that white stuff on top of chicken shit is. |
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19 Nov 03 - 12:27 PM (#1057055) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST THAT'S where my gum went!! |
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19 Nov 03 - 12:53 PM (#1057070) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Little Hawk Funny...I'd been wondering the same thing not long ago. I will have to watch carefully next Spring and see if any is revealed when the snow melts. The lack of white dog shit may be due to the Earth's declining magnetic field, and is a grave portent. Doom may be just around the corner! :-) |
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19 Nov 03 - 12:57 PM (#1057074) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Metchosin for your edification |
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19 Nov 03 - 12:58 PM (#1057075) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Metchosin no bones, Little Hawk....no bones. |
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19 Nov 03 - 01:27 PM (#1057098) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: TheBigPinkLad That's interesting shit ... |
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19 Nov 03 - 01:37 PM (#1057109) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Peace To respond to the question, "Why is there no white doggie pooh anymeor. . . ?" The white dogs have given up crapping. |
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19 Nov 03 - 01:38 PM (#1057111) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST Metchosin is right. I'm sure that it is caused by the lack of bone matter in the diet - dogs are now pampered andfed on yummy meaty foods and not left overs |
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19 Nov 03 - 02:04 PM (#1057134) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Bee-dubya-ell I have been enlightened! Uric acid, huh? And I guess all that nitrogen in the uric acid is what makes chicken manure a stronger fertilizer than cow or horse manure. And all this time I thought the white stuff on top of chicken shit was just more chicken shit! |
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19 Nov 03 - 02:21 PM (#1057137) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: SussexCarole At risk of being labelled an anorak.........the Pure Finders in Victorian London made their living collecting dog sh... It was used in the process of tanning leather & the whiter & more limey the pooh - the higher the price the tanneries were prepared to pay. So that's where it has all gone!!!!! |
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19 Nov 03 - 03:03 PM (#1057159) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Peace SussexCarole: The tanners have it all. |
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19 Nov 03 - 03:06 PM (#1057162) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Stilly River Sage I third what Metchosin said. Our dogs were given beef bones regularly, and after gnawing on those they produced the tell-tale (tell-tail!) white dog droppings. During the Christmas holidays one of our dogs used to produce some pretty bizarre colored piles, because she would munch the plastic ornaments and the silvery "icicles" that draped the christmas tree branches. SRS |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:34 PM (#1057213) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: McGrath of Harlow Spangles - great little sweets. I fiounbd this "whatever happenbed to" site and this what it says: "Spangles were made by Mars. They were fruit flavoured square boiled sweets - in a tube (like refreshers). They were taken off the market back in the early 1980's but they were re-introduced in the 1990's due to pupular demand. However it seems that the buying public then remembered why they had not bought Spangles in larger quantities first time around and the sweets were withdrawn again." I think the problem was that unwrapping them meant that people didn't wolf them down fast enough. They were sensible handy sweets. And it's a charming word. |
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19 Nov 03 - 04:46 PM (#1057222) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Joybell Here "spangles" were sequins that your Mum sewed on your special satin dress for the school ball. I still call sequins "spangles" during "senior moments". Ah and the white dog poo! I can recall it along with the smell of rusting iron fences and the sound of horse-drawn delivery vans. Melbourne in the 1950s. I can't believe I've got this old! |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:09 PM (#1057300) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: McGrath of Harlow Spangles still means that sort of thing. As in "star spangled banner" (except they don't generally use sequins for the stars, I understand. Shame.) |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:20 PM (#1057313) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: X It's damp where I live right now and my dogs poop grows green fuz. |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:41 PM (#1057323) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: akenaton Over the last thirty year, Iv bred and reared racing greyhounds,every couple of weeks the dogs are given knuckle bones to clean their teeth. The following morning the tell tale white shit appears.The calcium in the bones passes through the dogs very quickly. A couple of years ago ,butchers were forbidden to sell bones due to BSE regulations......Problem solved...Ake |
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19 Nov 03 - 07:48 PM (#1057327) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Metchosin ah gee...nobody noticed my pun...guess it would have helped if I had spelled it "edefecation"....duh. SRS, when our dogs eat strange things they occasionally twist around to curiously view their backsides. We surmised that their ass is talking to them. |
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19 Nov 03 - 09:46 PM (#1057393) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Cluin Why does this question come up periodically? |
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19 Nov 03 - 10:05 PM (#1057404) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Bee-dubya-ell This question comes up periodically because (choose one): A) Mudcatters have very short memories and don't remember that there was a similar thread a few months ago. B) The subject is so compelling that it deserves, no, demands a new thread every few months. C) Some people like to piss Joe off by starting new threads instead of refreshing older ones. D) All of the above. |
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20 Nov 03 - 12:03 AM (#1057497) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Cluin Oh. I thought maybe there was a recurring market for bleached dogshit that I was missing out on. And here I've just been heaving the stuff over the fence into the neighbour's rock garden. |
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20 Nov 03 - 12:13 AM (#1057505) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River It aint gone far...my idiot brother Don is sleepin right over there on the couch! He drank the last flippin BEER and I'm outta smokes!!! |
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20 Nov 03 - 12:56 AM (#1057537) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Metchosin Cluin, I believe it is somewhat akin to the small ceramic castles they put in the bottom of fish tanks, everytime a fish swims by it is surprised and thinks it's something new. |
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20 Nov 03 - 03:57 AM (#1057591) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Gurney At risk of thread creep: Certain 'native' peoples used dried dogturd as part of the ink in tattooing. Are you ignorant of this (true) fact, or indifferent to it? Oh, I see. You don't know and you don't care. But can you now look at a delicate tat on a lovely piece of skin and NOT think "hmmmm." |
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20 Nov 03 - 10:07 PM (#1058222) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: PapaWhiskey I used to have a dog named Spangles. Coincidence? Perhaps. |
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20 Nov 03 - 10:42 PM (#1058232) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Rapparee How long does it stay in the sun? Sunlight can turn the constituents to nitrates (e.g., potassium nitrate) and other chemicals while drying the stuff into powder. Bones and raw food may have some further effect as well. 'Tain't just one thing, it's complex. As for the nitrates: Saltpeter (potassium nitrate) was for many, many years extracted from, well, from shit. Cow shit, bat shit, dog shit, people shit, it didn't matter to the chemistry. Much guano was imported from Chile for fertilizer, but also to be made into saltpeter and then eventually into gunpowder. In fact, old urine ("chamber lye") was often added to boost the nitrate content. For a complete rundown on how to make your own saltpeter and gunpowder, see "Foxfire 5." Actually, the older the shit the better. So, when you see someone shooting a flintlock rifle or you read about the wars or hunters or fireworks or quarrying or whatever before, oh, say 1870, you can say with complete assurance, "Boy! ain't that some shit!" |
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21 Nov 03 - 05:40 AM (#1058354) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Liz the Squeak During the era of the musket, after a prolonged battle, the barrel would become fouled and need to be cleaned out with hot water. The quickest way to do this on the battlefield, would be to piss down it. One wonders how the various disguised females managed in this situation..... LTS |
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21 Nov 03 - 06:47 PM (#1058817) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Rapparee And it would work, too, LtS. It was done in the US by hard-pressed frontiersmen. When I clean my blackpowder guns I use either boiling water or windshield washer fluid, so I have no personal knowledge of how WELL it works. One reason (out of several) that I haven't tried it is trying to explain to my wife what the heck I was doing. |
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21 Nov 03 - 07:07 PM (#1058830) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Joybell What a wonderful image! And I suppose it would work for frosty windshields too, speaking of windshield washing fluid. Now that's another great image! |
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21 Nov 03 - 07:23 PM (#1058847) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: GUEST,Cluin Piss down your barrel, but keep your powder dry... Hmmm... one wonders how Jenny or Molly or whatever-her-name-was in the song Whiskey In the Jar wet her highwayman boyfriend's powder in his pistol(s). Maybe she took a whiz down the barrel before sending for Captain Farrell? |
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21 Nov 03 - 09:27 PM (#1058908) Subject: RE: BS: Where has ...white dog shit gone From: Rapparee Hmmm...obviously the song has been corrupted over the years. The line should read "...but I could not MAKE the water so a prisoner I was taken." Perhaps a PSA test would have been in order. |