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BS: somebody goofed

19 Nov 03 - 06:08 PM (#1057255)
Subject: BS: somebody goofed
From: EBarnacle

News reports state that the Brits gave GWB a 41 gun salute today. It sounded wrong, as wrong as using the word "nucular."

Check this site. According to this, the maximum number of guns is 21.

http://www.sizes.com/society/salute.htm


19 Nov 03 - 06:28 PM (#1057269)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: jacqui c

He obviously upset Lizzie overnight. They probably gave up trying to hit him when he managed to dodge forty one blasts! They say God looks after drunks and fools.


19 Nov 03 - 06:34 PM (#1057273)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: McGrath of Harlow

I imagine they counted the echoes. It figures.


19 Nov 03 - 06:38 PM (#1057278)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Bobert

Word on the street is that 4 refused to fire their weapons, so the 41 has gone to 21 to 17.

Bobert


19 Nov 03 - 06:56 PM (#1057290)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: McGrath of Harlow

Actually the 41 is probably correct - the British go in for more guns than Americans on ceremonial occasions. 41 is the number they fired off when the Queen Mother died. It even goes as high as 124 on some occasions.

This site tells more about all this, and other stuff which might be handy if you are ever playing Royalty Trivial Pursuit.


19 Nov 03 - 07:56 PM (#1057331)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Yeah, somebody goofed. They were pointing the guns at the sky instead of at Bush.


19 Nov 03 - 08:15 PM (#1057344)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: John Routledge

2 X 21 = 42 Gun Salute ?


19 Nov 03 - 08:41 PM (#1057355)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Bill D

OLD radio blooper..."They gave him a 21 son galoot.."


19 Nov 03 - 11:15 PM (#1057457)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Sorcha

Upshot is, they all missed.....


20 Nov 03 - 12:41 AM (#1057527)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: DougR

Sick. Really sick.

DougR


20 Nov 03 - 12:52 AM (#1057535)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Stilly River Sage

Maybe the London Symphony will perform for him. If they do the 1812 Overture or March Slave there's a chance a canon player could do the trick.


20 Nov 03 - 03:14 AM (#1057575)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Hrothgar

If they had hit him, who would be president now?

Lucky!


20 Nov 03 - 03:41 AM (#1057584)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: SueB

Isn't Cheney already running things, anyway? If he lost his puppet, he'd have to scramble to find a suitable replacement. I can see it now - Rick Santorum for President! Instead of 'a chicken in every pot' his slogan could be "A camera in every bedroom!"   Hmmm, maybe Hrothgar is right. Anyway, Bush has already almost been done in by a pretzel and a scooter, I think you Brits can put away the heavy artillery. Perhaps a banana peel.


20 Nov 03 - 12:20 PM (#1057846)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Dave Bryant

At least his armed bodyguard didn't start shooting back - or did they ?


20 Nov 03 - 12:54 PM (#1057880)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Hollowfox

SRS, what would the canon do, pray that he'll get a clue? *g*


20 Nov 03 - 03:59 PM (#1058003)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: Stilly River Sage

Ah, I've spent too much time in the English department. Wrong canon! There's absolutely no hope that this dope will get any clue, so we'd better hope he faces the music to the tune of cannons!

SRS


21 Nov 03 - 10:28 AM (#1058523)
Subject: RE: BS: somebody goofed
From: EBarnacle

As pointed out, though, it might be worse to have Cheney. Seems like what his father did with his VP.