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BS: Bumper stickers for the mature

25 Nov 03 - 08:39 AM (#1060524)
Subject: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Roger the Skiffler

I know many Mudcatters are of a "certain age" and may appreciate some of these (good for instrument cases?) which are mentioned in the lates SAGA magazine (Sex And Games for the Aged). I was distressed to see one superfluous apostrophe though (it's an age thing...).
Examples HERE:

RtS
(silver surfer)


25 Nov 03 - 08:48 AM (#1060530)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Amos

SOme of those are a little too close to the bone for my taste, Rog!


A


25 Nov 03 - 09:06 AM (#1060538)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Jeri

I look at the one that says "If it's too loud, you're too old" and think of Kendall's T-shirt at the Getaway this year, first part on front, second part on back:
"If it's too loud..."
"It's too f***in' loud!"


25 Nov 03 - 10:22 AM (#1060583)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: the lemonade lady

v.g.

Sal


25 Nov 03 - 10:52 AM (#1060597)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Midchuck

I'm partial to "Hang up and Drive!"

Peter.


25 Nov 03 - 11:28 AM (#1060613)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wilfried Schaum

Librarians do it between the shelves

Wilfried


25 Nov 03 - 11:46 AM (#1060621)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: McGrath of Harlow

"If I can hear it, it must be too f***ing loud"


25 Nov 03 - 01:35 PM (#1060689)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wesley S

My favorite is still "Nuke Gay Whales For Jesus"


25 Nov 03 - 02:45 PM (#1060740)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Clinton Hammond

I get mine from
Unamerican.com

But I don't expect many here to 'get' them....


25 Nov 03 - 03:36 PM (#1060759)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Joybell

I'm for
         "Old age and treachery will conquer youth and skill"


25 Nov 03 - 04:44 PM (#1060797)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Amos

From CH's link -- which is a crack up:

Times have changed!
Our kids are getting worse!
They won't obey their parents -
they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
NO!


BLAME CANADA!!

- south park


25 Nov 03 - 05:00 PM (#1060810)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,pdq

"Old golfers don't die...the just lose their balls"


25 Nov 03 - 08:29 PM (#1060964)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Kendall

Jeri, I'm just waiting for some punk to comment on my tee shirt!


25 Nov 03 - 09:05 PM (#1060982)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Herga Kitty

The thread title is an oxymoron.... bumper stickers are for the young at heart. Age and maturity are not synonymous.

Altos do it underneath.

Kitty


25 Nov 03 - 09:11 PM (#1060984)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,pdq

Miners do it deeper.


25 Nov 03 - 09:32 PM (#1060991)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,vl

The older I get the better I was.


25 Nov 03 - 10:54 PM (#1061026)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mudlark

I've always liked the one I saw years ago...it was on a licence plate holder on a beautifully restored old Rolls: Fuck the Golden Years!


26 Nov 03 - 12:12 AM (#1061079)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: rangeroger

One that finally disintegrated on the bumper of my Chevy Suburban.

" I speed up to run over little animals."

rr


26 Nov 03 - 04:45 AM (#1061180)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST

Always have enough milk in.


26 Nov 03 - 06:01 AM (#1061220)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Wilfried Schaum

GUEST vl - If I had a prize to give it would go to your contribution. A theme known since 2500 years clipped into 1 sentence. Great.

Wilfried


26 Nov 03 - 12:23 PM (#1061337)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant

Tenors like the top bits !


26 Nov 03 - 08:39 PM (#1061702)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Rapparee

Librarians do it in stacks.

Every day above ground is a good one.


26 Nov 03 - 09:23 PM (#1061728)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mary in Kentucky

Wilfried, this one's for you! click


26 Nov 03 - 10:09 PM (#1061744)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Bobert

"Get even. Live Long Enought to Become a Pain in the Ass to Your Kids"

Bobert


27 Nov 03 - 03:03 AM (#1061826)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Gurney

Still like one I read here...

ESCHEW OBFUSCATION!


27 Nov 03 - 10:01 AM (#1061999)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant

Zimmer frames don't have any bumpers.


27 Nov 03 - 12:34 PM (#1062062)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Dirty Old Git

'Ello Dave me old mate - wot d'yer mean that zimmer frames don't 'ave bumpers ?   You should've seen Loose Liz zoomin around topless on 'ers, up on the top landin' back at the 'ome last summer. It didn't 'alf get me turned on and yer know 'ow one fing leads ter anover and we woz soon both belting around bloomin' starkers. She'd just got 'er self stretched out on the top and pushed off from the wall at one end an' I did the same from the other end wiv a bit of target practice in mind, when all of a sudden out walked matron in front of me. Knocked 'er flying I did, an' then Liz piled in from the other side.

Matron didn't seem so keen though an' we woz locked in our rooms, an' she 'ad the wheels taken orf our zimmer frames. Mindyer, I still 'as a chuckle when I sees the stains on Matron's best uniform - well I told yer I woz turned on.   'A've ter get back on this 'ere site more often - I'm sure that there must a bird out there 'oo could benefit from some personal tuition from a bloke of my experience.


28 Nov 03 - 12:13 PM (#1062621)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Mrrzy

Wesley - when I was in college, it was Nuke the UNBORN Gay Whales for Jesus... One of my faves, in the My Kid's An Honors Student, and My Kid Can Beat Up Your Honors Student vein... In large letters: I am the real father (and then in tiny print: of your honors student)...


29 Nov 03 - 06:46 AM (#1062724)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Nigel Parsons

"Today is a Gift"........."That's why it's called The Present"


29 Nov 03 - 11:02 PM (#1063074)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Duane D. in Newton


29 Nov 03 - 11:17 PM (#1063082)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: GUEST,Duane D.

Something strange just happenned. I wrote out the text and the preview was ok, but it didn't post...
let's try again. (I'm sending this from a friend's computer I'm visiting in Newton, NJ)

I actually saw this one around 1979 while attending the New Jersey Folk Festival at the Rutgers University campus:

"HONEY LOVERS STICK TOGETHER"


30 Nov 03 - 06:59 PM (#1063357)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Herga Kitty

Bee alert... the world needs lerts?


01 Dec 03 - 05:05 AM (#1063522)
Subject: RE: BS: Bumper stickers for the mature
From: Dave Bryant

HOOT to remind me I'm driving a car.