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01 Dec 03 - 04:38 AM (#1063504) Subject: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Ok ok I know but some one had to do it! The world famous PTH are in the studio recording their second CD as I type. We the people are looking forward to hearing the results. Mike or Mary can we have a list of December gigs please. |
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01 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM (#1063511) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Dave Hanson Haddy Grimble PTH. Eric |
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01 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1063515) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull PTH Confirmed jigs for December up to now include = 12th-Durty Nellies [Nikki] 19th-Hope n Anchor [Nikki & Antoine] 21st-Dog & Rat, Broughton [Nikki & Antoine] All Free Admission if anyone else wants to book Punch the horse, send Private Message to Mudcat member Ossonflags, or email to mary @ punchthehorse.co.uk |
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01 Dec 03 - 05:26 AM (#1063526) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Who's Noel, where does he come into the equation, does he sing, what instrument does he play. Has a band member left and Noel is the replacement or is the band growing by acquisition. We need to know the answer to these and lots of other question like when are we going to start a Punch the Horse December thread or Punch the Horse Christmas thread |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:08 AM (#1063537) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister The sound engineer threw a sickie as we were on our way to the blinking studio. There will be a slight delay, chaps. |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:09 AM (#1063538) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet The best laid plans.... An serious epidemic of technician 'flu has meant that the studio cancelled the session at the eleventh hour and we are all feeling a bit frustrated. I got a real shine on the euphonium by the wee small hours in readiness and Oss spent the entire evening exercising his throat. Deanmeister even shaved his tongue. These things happen, I suppose. Back to work, then. Ho hum. |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:15 AM (#1063540) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper See you should have taken me along and I would have stood in for him! |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:52 AM (#1063547) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Noel Thread I am thinking of changing my name. |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:55 AM (#1063548) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Noel Fred Can I have it then? |
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01 Dec 03 - 07:47 AM (#1063571) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Indeed gutted and absolutlly deflated.Nikki had travelled all the way from the Durham to put her undoubted fiddle talents on cd for posterity, deany had is tongue shaved and put new strings on the owld guitar, oaklet had polished his instrument, andy had ordered in the HIAB to move his extra special accordian box and I was wandering round with the contents of Superdrug rattling away in the old tum. But high ho,such is the way and order of things.It is still on the cards when john the technician is back on his crane.So watch this space. |
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01 Dec 03 - 08:01 AM (#1063578) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Raggy old bean, will you be putting any of your photos of our Huddersfield bash on the mudcat? |
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01 Dec 03 - 08:31 AM (#1063609) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash This is dependent on Wombat taking them to Leeds with her and having the time to play, which is a rarity when she is in Leeds as thats the main orifice and she's suposed to be working when there. Our hamster powered computer at home needs a new rubber band or perhaps a second hamsters (even a declawed and detoothed cat to chase the first hamster might do)and will not function well enough to send piccys off |
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01 Dec 03 - 08:59 AM (#1063635) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Happy Easter folks, easter cards on sale in the shops as from tomorrow and I have just seen my first cream egg of the year. Oh hum, back to the essays, just slightly more interesting than christmas, bah humbug & all that. I was Colin Thompson. |
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01 Dec 03 - 09:15 AM (#1063648) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire Anybody want an Advent calender? |
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01 Dec 03 - 09:58 AM (#1063667) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ Christmas spoils a good weekend cos the pubs aren't open as long. CT |
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01 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM (#1063672) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet That was Colin Thompson. He was Colin Thompson last night as well. |
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01 Dec 03 - 05:20 PM (#1063958) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Raggy,you could send disc to to me at my home adress and I will ensure they are placed in the Mudcat hall of infamy !! |
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01 Dec 03 - 06:46 PM (#1064025) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ Happy mothers day!! |
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02 Dec 03 - 01:27 AM (#1064212) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,me Happy Fathers Day |
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02 Dec 03 - 03:25 AM (#1064225) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Happy thanksgiving! |
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02 Dec 03 - 03:29 AM (#1064228) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Hey Osson have they given you an alternative date? |
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02 Dec 03 - 04:01 AM (#1064236) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash If I can think on, I will download the piccys to a disc and bring it with me on Sunday .... Oy Wombat, you out of bed yet, will you have time to edit piccys and load them to a disc for Michael. She works from home you know 9-5 like the rest of us ...I should cocoa |
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02 Dec 03 - 06:42 AM (#1064309) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Does anybody want to buy a photocopier? |
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02 Dec 03 - 06:46 AM (#1064312) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I will swop it for a couple of rabbits, i will butcher them for you as well, if you like. |
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02 Dec 03 - 06:57 AM (#1064316) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps=heres a rabbit joke 2 rabbits in a pub, 1 has a cheese toasty, 1 has a ham toasty, first one is hungry, so has a different ham toasty, then they go home, second one gets run over and dies, first one dies in his sleep, they get to heaven, 1st one says to his mate "what you die of? he says "i get run over, waht you die of? he says "i died of mixing my toasties"! 9 its a rabbit diseese]. |
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02 Dec 03 - 06:58 AM (#1064318) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I have checked with my sales manager, jOhn, but apparently rabbits, however expertly butchered, are not considered legal tender in the West Riding. Thanks for the offer though, mate. |
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02 Dec 03 - 07:06 AM (#1064322) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull how about sheep then? |
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02 Dec 03 - 07:20 AM (#1064325) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Now you're talking. |
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02 Dec 03 - 07:33 AM (#1064333) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Wombat at work Okay okay, you now I up and at my desk now, but I've only just looked at Mudcat. I will try to copy the photos to a disk for Ossonflags so we can deliver them Sunday. |
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02 Dec 03 - 07:35 AM (#1064334) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Trust me on this one Peter, In West Yorkshire rabbits are legal tender in some of the pubs I go in, as are forklift trucks, cement mixers, second hand cameras, hi-fi's, dodgy Insurance certificates, same with MOT's, work boots, padded jackets, CD's, jars of coffee, bottles of poteen ...need I go on ..... |
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02 Dec 03 - 09:57 AM (#1064420) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister How many pints can I get for an unexpired tax disc from a written off Triumph 955i with 5 months left on it? |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:05 AM (#1064425) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ A fifth of a gill or half a groat CT |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:08 AM (#1064427) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister How about half a dinari? (excuse me, did you say....ex-leper...?) |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:12 AM (#1064430) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ DO something for a living Deany |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:13 AM (#1064431) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Ok, mum. Or is it Dad? |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM (#1064434) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash I have to confess it was me that sold the forklift ....man of many talents |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:45 AM (#1064451) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull HELoo raggy tash-how mutch is it costing pleese for one dodgy MOT certificate? ps, can i swap it for a rabbit? or maybe 2 rabbits.john |
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02 Dec 03 - 10:54 AM (#1064457) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps, i got insurances, and i got tacks, but my car is shit, and two rusty, so if you no about any dodgy mot people, just let me knoe.jihn |
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02 Dec 03 - 01:33 PM (#1064537) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ wabbits |
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02 Dec 03 - 01:43 PM (#1064547) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire I take it your bored at work then Karen? ;) |
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03 Dec 03 - 02:48 PM (#1064950) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper I'm sure she's not as she works with people who have been bored (Ok OK OK I'll go away!) |
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04 Dec 03 - 03:21 AM (#1065293) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags It looks like the 22nd of December,John. |
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04 Dec 03 - 04:13 AM (#1065316) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper New year release then Mick? |
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04 Dec 03 - 04:43 AM (#1065328) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister 2005 at this rate. |
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04 Dec 03 - 05:07 AM (#1065334) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags yes John, new Year 2004 or before.. |
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04 Dec 03 - 09:02 AM (#1065430) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire Cool, looking forward to it Osson... |
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05 Dec 03 - 04:20 AM (#1065903) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags 22nd looks a goer.I have just designed the cover!!!! |
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05 Dec 03 - 04:29 AM (#1065908) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Is there no end to your artistic creativity, Michael? |
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05 Dec 03 - 04:34 AM (#1065911) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet He can sing as well. Has anyone ever heard him? And he breeds champion polecat ferrets. |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:13 AM (#1065925) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags I told you to keep that a closely guarded secret.Oaklet.The singing I mean. |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:21 AM (#1065927) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags I picked up the polecat habit after shareing a garret in Leeds many years ago with two ferrets, one polecat, two greyhounds, one chicken called Henry and a very particular friend .The rent was a pound a week and we were in arrears !!! |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:21 AM (#1065928) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash So that's what the smell is |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:22 AM (#1065929) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Smell? what smell? |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:27 AM (#1065932) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet What about the terrible smell? Well, they'll just have to get used to it. |
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05 Dec 03 - 05:29 AM (#1065934) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Talking of xmas, a few stocking fillers worth considering here |
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05 Dec 03 - 07:58 AM (#1065980) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ Ossonflags Ther is far too much money around. When I were a lad, my uncle used to keep his ferrett amused with an old piece of drain pipe. You could hear it running in and out crying ee wiv never adit su gud! |
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05 Dec 03 - 09:56 AM (#1066048) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Colin, hope you and Karen can make Sunday? Want the inaugural one to be a good afternoon. Your guitar playing and Karen's voice make me go all weak at the knees. Or is that Oakley's hairy countenance? Perhaps I need a lie down? |
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05 Dec 03 - 10:11 AM (#1066058) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Ah Peter, I simply knew that you had it in you. Or that you wanted to. Might just be able to amble along on Sunday and am now going to but some Hi Karate. |
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05 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM (#1066063) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I'm happy for you, David. Any news of D Division and Flickback? |
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05 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM (#1066068) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Les from Hull Hi Karate on your butt may help relieve the 'orrible smell but frankly, I doubt it. Pete - Maggie's been a bit poorly, and will have to pass a late fitness test on Sunday, but I'll do what I can about the mulled wine even if she can't. As if I didn't have enough to carry. |
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05 Dec 03 - 10:24 AM (#1066071) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Both currently strangling geese near the coast. I'll ask Gary when he comes home. D Div is becoming a bit difficult to predict since the surgery. |
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05 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM (#1066075) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Sorry to hear about Maggie, Les. Hope you can make it. Send our love to the fragrant one. And David, I thought he'd had that little problem sorted? |
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06 Dec 03 - 06:07 AM (#1066597) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags cant think of what to buy that special person this xmas? look here |
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07 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1067113) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Is it nearly christmas? |
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08 Dec 03 - 03:49 AM (#1067666) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister No. |
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08 Dec 03 - 04:59 AM (#1067688) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Then tell all of them twats to get rid of them there horrible decorations, come on Deanie you're a man of influence, lets keep christmas to one day a year! |
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08 Dec 03 - 05:03 AM (#1067689) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Since when did anybody ever take anything I say seriously, SP??? Man of influence my botty. More like a man UNDER the influence! |
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08 Dec 03 - 05:11 AM (#1067695) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull christmus is a big rip off.john |
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08 Dec 03 - 07:26 AM (#1067716) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire Wasn't some dude born in a shed some where? |
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08 Dec 03 - 12:43 PM (#1067868) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags punch the horse is at the Durty nellies hull high street this friday 9am start. |
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08 Dec 03 - 08:12 PM (#1068108) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Jesus thats early Osson! or is that 9am in the evening? |
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09 Dec 03 - 03:49 AM (#1068273) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister OMG. I don't function properly at such an ungodly hour, Micheal. |
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09 Dec 03 - 06:01 AM (#1068319) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Sorry it should eard 9hoipm. The winsome oaklet will be sending sparks of the owl'd violin. |
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09 Dec 03 - 10:41 AM (#1068434) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Ahem. I still have a job. |
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09 Dec 03 - 01:32 PM (#1068569) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Noreen Hey Pete, do you export photocopiers to Kidderminster? |
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09 Dec 03 - 06:40 PM (#1068800) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Don't you need an arms export licence for that ? |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:44 AM (#1069108) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Yes, Noreen. And no, SP. Just a strong constitution. |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1069110) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull helo, some body is take the piss out of my spelling, i think i will send a pm to every hull catter asking who it is, and threaten to sort them out! |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:52 AM (#1069145) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Hey Noreen !!! my daughter lives in Kidderminster. |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:55 AM (#1069147) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire Er, sorry to be the dumb one...but where is Kidderminster? Please forgive me if i should already know! |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:55 AM (#1069148) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags O, by the way "Punch the Horse" is playing in "Durty Nellies" this Friday 9hoipm start.Good idea to get there early for those who like to sit down. |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:58 AM (#1069151) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i might go if i'm not doing nowt. ps punch the oss is giggong at durty mellies high street, hull 2nd january, i definetley going to that one, as the curry ship will be qweiet, and i can take the night off. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:33 AM (#1069165) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Ok, music lovers, here's your task for this week. I need a name for a five piece rock band. Needs to be catchy, and preferably amusing. My personal favourite was a band I once saw at a wedding by the name of "Dickie Hart and the Palpitations"! You get the idea. I'm dreading the response to this, but we really do need a name.... Pete. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:36 AM (#1069167) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull how about "petes new rock band 9waht plays in beberley and al that"? waht yoi think? |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:38 AM (#1069168) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Peat and the Parsnips. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:40 AM (#1069171) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Peat and the Pigeons. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:41 AM (#1069173) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Peat and The Potatoes? waht you think so far? |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:43 AM (#1069176) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire How about the Spice Girls? I don't think it's been used before and it has a catchy ring to it doncha think...? |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:47 AM (#1069179) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull if you see anything waht smells like almonds , be carefull because it could be a bomb. this is your anti terrorist training for today. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:59 AM (#1069185) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper The Shit Kickers five or Five skin or Stop that bloody row etc |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:48 AM (#1069220) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,mick and keef How about calling yourselves "The Rolling Stones" |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:56 AM (#1069226) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:59 AM (#1069231) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Beverley Barton OLD COVERS BAND ? |
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10 Dec 03 - 08:03 AM (#1069234) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,sttaw legend Harri Watts Band.good name, one careful owner, little used. |
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10 Dec 03 - 09:06 AM (#1069277) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ Deanie' What about Dylexia and the Agnostic Insomniacs CT |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:03 AM (#1069337) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister This is not helping, Folks. I was, in fact, being serious. And I'm not the front man, so "Pete and the...." doesn't work too well. |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM (#1069343) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Although KJ was on the right track. Not too catchy though, matey.... |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:10 AM (#1069349) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Is it a pouting, prancing, lycra-clad cock band type of affair? If so "Wet Dream" might sum it up. Or "Noctural Mission" if you want to be more anatomical. |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:14 AM (#1069355) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I really thought you chaps might come up with some better stuff than this..... |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM (#1069356) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Ray Van Loony and the Asylum Seekers |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:19 AM (#1069358) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Oh, for God's sake..... |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:19 AM (#1069360) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Weeping Willy |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:20 AM (#1069361) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Fish hat, fish hat, I got one hundred! |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:22 AM (#1069364) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh, no you didn't! |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM (#1069368) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Are we zany or are we zany? |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:25 AM (#1069369) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister We're reeeeeeeeeealyyyyyyyy mad, we are! |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM (#1069372) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Ahem. We have a task in hand. Willy and the Wonkas? |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:33 AM (#1069380) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Beverley Barton anyone for "Banished?" |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM (#1069392) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet 7 Whelks Without Hats |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM (#1069406) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 The Antidisestablishmentarians |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM (#1069425) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ I have finished my assignments. How about The Garden of Ediacara. |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM (#1069426) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Hmmm ....a task in hand.... how's about Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:29 AM (#1069429) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ or hallucigenia |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:31 AM (#1069431) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ .....or Potent Copelandia Cambodgeniensis |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM (#1069435) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sttaw Legend Peterified Quinn Donna Meat and the Kebabs Elastic Band Prophylactic Soup Project Antiseptic and the Cream Red Hot Chilli Peppers Anti and the Bio Tics Meat and 2 veg times 5 Trip to Zenana 5 Zips on Tap Beatles Phunky Bitches Keep it in your Pants Band with no name Its in the post Out of money experience |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:49 AM (#1069455) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags How about "Flick The Bean"? or "The Boners" or "Squeeze The Cheese" or"Malcolm the Hamster" or "The Big Faces" or " The Bellends" |
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10 Dec 03 - 11:57 AM (#1069465) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Or even "The Ravelling Dingleberries" |
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10 Dec 03 - 12:55 PM (#1069512) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST anomalocaris wiwaxia The Cosmic Haemorrhoids |
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10 Dec 03 - 01:27 PM (#1069535) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,ploughboy How about kick the donkey. |
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10 Dec 03 - 01:27 PM (#1069536) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags or "Pull The Python" |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:23 PM (#1069765) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: harpmaker Squashed bike. |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:27 PM (#1069768) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: harpmaker duran duran? |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:53 PM (#1069793) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: harpmaker Dickey deegan & the pipemobile. |
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11 Dec 03 - 03:58 AM (#1070021) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,specky *five live* |
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11 Dec 03 - 03:59 AM (#1070022) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ The Hullraisers CT |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:11 AM (#1070029) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Well, if nothing else you've made me giggle this morning! Keep em coming. |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:21 AM (#1070035) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: poetlady I have a question. Maybe somebody's already asked it, but why "Punch the Horse"? I can't help but think there has to be a story behind a name like that. |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:25 AM (#1070037) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Linda Kelly Duncan's Donuts? |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:27 AM (#1070038) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Named after a horse called Punch, poetlady. There used to be a milk cart in these parts pulled by two shire horses by the name of Punch and Judy. Nothing to do with equine pugilism, you'll be pleased to hear. |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:27 AM (#1070039) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Nice one, Linda |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:46 AM (#1070048) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Right you lot time to do something different. I've just been looking at the BBC Radio Two folk awards thing and I note that the usual suspects have been nominated for awards. This year the public are being allowed to vote for the nomination of Best Live Act so lets give them something to think about and nominate Punch the Horse. I've already nominated Serious Kitchen so its going to be down to someone else to nominate Punch. Just go to the BBC Radio 2 website and follow the links. Lets do it and give them somthing to think about! |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:49 AM (#1070050) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Hunt the Hampster Fondle the Ferret Poleaxe the Polecat Ravge the Rabbit |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1070051) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Bollox I 've nominated Punch anyway |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1070052) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Fondle the Whelk |
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11 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM (#1070056) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Have a look at this Pete. Oaklet: whelk fondling is a potentially dangerous activity and should not be encouraged. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:01 AM (#1070061) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ CT-Get back to work, you should be doing useful things like nailing youths to the floor. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:07 AM (#1070065) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet It is the only reason I went into whelk-rearing in the first place. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:25 AM (#1070077) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Weeblowjobber......Punch the Horse having now been nominated by your good self need votes, (I for one would love to see someone outside the "mafia" of cronies who seem to self advertise each other be voted best live act) How do we go about casting our votes for PtH |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:32 AM (#1070081) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Cheers, CT. And John, I nominated Barachois (in spite of receiving a plea from Kate Bramley to vote for Jez Lowe....). They made me cry with laughter in June. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:33 AM (#1070082) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST Mafia? Cronies? Pot calling the kettle black or what! |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:34 AM (#1070083) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper I think that it is the number of nominations that get counted as votes so nominate them again all of you! |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:34 AM (#1070084) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Even if Chucky-boy did do his best to pull NikNak...! mumble grumble.. |
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11 Dec 03 - 06:35 AM (#1070112) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash GUEST ....at least have the guts to identify yourself |
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11 Dec 03 - 08:15 AM (#1070163) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Love the idea of that john.So come on you lot lets give em a run for there money !!!!! With you there raggy !! I hate these wifflebottems who canny put a name to there thoughts. |
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11 Dec 03 - 08:16 AM (#1070164) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST If the cap fits........................wear it. |
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11 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM (#1070181) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I think I know who Guest is. But enough of that. Harpmaker, I just noticed the "Squashed Bike" suggestion. You're dead meat. I have hired the Hessle branch of the Hells Angel's to burn your house to the ground. So there. |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:15 AM (#1070201) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: sweetfire That took you some time Pete! |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:18 AM (#1070208) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: s6k How about Crunch the Bike! |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:40 AM (#1070235) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sweetfia Had any inspiration yet DM? |
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11 Dec 03 - 03:24 PM (#1070447) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Punch the horse is playing at "Durty Nellies "tomorrow night(friday) with Pete Dean on guitar. |
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11 Dec 03 - 10:02 PM (#1070675) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Hand-Pulled Boy 'Knob'eads' |
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12 Dec 03 - 04:54 AM (#1070819) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Really? Can I come? |
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12 Dec 03 - 05:56 AM (#1070847) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Just a remindeer in case anyone has forgot.That fantastic, superb,cuddly band "Punch The Horse" will be playing at "Durty Nellies" tonight 9hoipm start |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:02 AM (#1070854) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags And,.............................. yes pete, be delighted to see you there, I may come meself. |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:05 AM (#1070855) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet I understand it's me in charge of violin noises and shellfish distribution. |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:47 AM (#1070878) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 Will you give my mussel a Brazilian, David? |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:26 AM (#1070893) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Don't do it Skippy, don't let him anywhere near your mussel, he will infect it with earthy fungoid parasites, which will multiply and take over the earth. Thats his plan you see, he gets involved with all earthly activities, gains our trust and then......its too horrible to contemplate. Heed my warning. |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:28 AM (#1070895) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ PS did you know that the ewhelk is common on soft bottoms? |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:30 AM (#1070897) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ If a whelk should be infected by a tremtod larva, there is a great chance of it becaming sterile, because an infected whelk has a smaller penis! |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:56 AM (#1070911) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Crab sticks are bloody pink-tinged disgrace. There. |
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12 Dec 03 - 08:22 AM (#1070920) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sweetfia Crab sticks are nice. So there. |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:24 AM (#1070943) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Punch the horse will play tonight 9hoipm start."Durty nellies" |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM (#1070946) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Bring sume whelks with you oaklet. |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:28 AM (#1070947) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Stop changing the subject. Crab sticks are the devil's stools, dyed with toxins to look like a whore's lips. |
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12 Dec 03 - 12:39 PM (#1071001) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Yummy !!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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12 Dec 03 - 12:49 PM (#1071009) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Whose coming tonight? |
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12 Dec 03 - 01:00 PM (#1071013) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Changing the subject slightly from oakleys obsession with all things fishy.Here are a few stocking fillers for our dumb chums a href="http://spoiledrottendoggies.com/jacket.htm">here |
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12 Dec 03 - 01:01 PM (#1071014) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags or maybe here ">here |
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12 Dec 03 - 01:03 PM (#1071015) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags or there again here |
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13 Dec 03 - 09:04 AM (#1071480) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Or here Is there no end to the depravity people will reach!! |
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13 Dec 03 - 09:32 AM (#1071489) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Can you get spangly boob-tubes for whelks in medium? I'll need about 2500 for a forthcoming wild party. It can be lonely in South Ferriby at Christmas time. |
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15 Dec 03 - 03:30 AM (#1072618) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags O yes there is Karen, look http://www.petco.com/Productlisting.asp?tab=1&c1=100&ct1=Apparel&c2=102&ct2=Boots&Dept_ID=102 |
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15 Dec 03 - 03:33 AM (#1072619) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Or hear here |
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15 Dec 03 - 03:39 AM (#1072622) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Punch the horse will be appearing at the "Hope and Anchor" siuth Ferriby this Friday and the "Dog and Rat" Broughton on Sunday.This will be the first appearances of our new job share guitarist ,Antoine. |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:17 AM (#1072645) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Ozzy Did I go? |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:30 AM (#1072653) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I think I was there. My cat is now sporting a splendid Pussy Biker Jacket and Village People police hat and shades. She looks delightful. |
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15 Dec 03 - 05:33 AM (#1072686) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper So you would ruin your cats street cred Deanie you bugger! |
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15 Dec 03 - 07:46 AM (#1072752) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sweetfia What a hideous thing to drss ya cat up in! |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:09 PM (#1073159) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...............at 10.30 this morning I was made redundant |
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16 Dec 03 - 04:02 AM (#1073326) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Oh. Is that a good thing, or a bad thing, Nick? |
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16 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM (#1073341) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper I really hope that is a good thing Raggy (if not its a nice way to say happy chistmas)and you get a huge redundancy payment. |
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16 Dec 03 - 06:56 AM (#1073401) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Tell me more ragged tashed one. |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:42 AM (#1073439) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Hey Osson me owld mucka is PTH's New Years Eve gig at the Sun back on or what? |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:47 AM (#1073442) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet Raggy - I have experience of the redundancy thing. I found it a real pisser and you have my sympathy. |
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16 Dec 03 - 10:58 AM (#1073716) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags The short answer, John, is I dont know what is happening.The general consensus of opinion among the fusiliers is that we woldnt mind doing it if it was on offer, but no direct offer has been made to me.Maybe the deanmeiester feller might enlighten us? I shall be seeing the lad himself tonight so I may glean further info.I will of course keep you posted. I know it wont make you feel any better raggy but I have had the dubious pleasure of getting the firm hand clasp with the p45 neatly folded in it on many an Xmas in my years in the building game .A special bummer at the festive season. |
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16 Dec 03 - 12:55 PM (#1073807) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Raggytash Thanks for your concern boys, but I really meant yippee, the new job starts on the 5th Jan and if they hadn't made me redundant I would have had to resign, although the pay out is meagre it means I can buy some meat this Christmas |
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17 Dec 03 - 03:46 AM (#1074324) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull did every dody nobinate punch the horse for the best band award yet? |
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17 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM (#1074344) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull its a good idea to vote for punch the horse, as every body waht votes is entered into a raffle, and the prize it tickets to the award ceremoney, and there might be a big posh dinner there! |
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17 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM (#1074454) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sweetfia I was at a big posh dinner last night...except i was part of the staff! |
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17 Dec 03 - 07:50 PM (#1074927) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Hey the Goxhill session was good tonight you should all have been there. |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:43 AM (#1075167) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister I reeeeeeeeeeeeeally wanted to come, John, but having been out practising on Monday night, then Mick's on Tuesday night, sales meeting tonight, staff Christmas do tomorrow night, frankly it would have constituted pushing my luck a little too far with Mrs DM to be out last night as well...! Hope Nikki was on fine form after her journey down. Owing to her busy schedule on her visit this time around, it seems unlikely that I'll get to see her at any point other than in the studio on Monday. :o( |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:49 AM (#1075169) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Hey, who saw our illustrious Chief of Police make a complete tit of himself on national television last night...? If that's the calibre of our senior law enforcement officers in these parts, then it's a sad world. Comments? |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:55 AM (#1075174) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull I saw it, he's an idiot! "do you think you should resign over your forces incompetence?" Westwood="Thats not really for me to say"!, jerk! PS, he is some relation to me, [my mams cousin or something] |
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18 Dec 03 - 07:43 AM (#1075260) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ Fancy admitting he's some sort of relation jOhn - CT |
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19 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM (#1075962) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister The boys and girls will be appearing at the Hope and Anchor, South Ferriby tonight, sans le DeanMeister. Line up will be Ossonflags, Wattie, NikNak, and Antoine on his debut performance with the band. Hopefully he will recieve a warm welcome from the good people of North Lincolnshire. I shall be in Leeds at my works company do, hope the night goes ok, fellas. Pete. |
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19 Dec 03 - 04:05 AM (#1075963) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST Ossencart, we will be in Whitby for at least 30/31st and posibly longer, the cottage we share has people in before and after us, but I'm not sure when .........watch this space or see me in Butlers Brasserie and Beer Emporium |
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19 Dec 03 - 05:43 AM (#1075987) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Going incognito, Raggy? |
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19 Dec 03 - 06:16 AM (#1076005) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet I'll be there waving, cheering, wobbling and burping at last knockings. Good luck to you Antoine and have a great maiden gig with the Horse Punchers. |
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19 Dec 03 - 07:44 AM (#1076066) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Thanks Deanie and Oaklet.I hope to be doing a bit of waving cheering and wobbling meself to say nothing of the burping.I may even get the chance to sing an occasional owl'd song or two. Peter,the quaffing at the Nellies is a big 10 - 4. Will see you at 1am sharpish Saturday. Raggy, got the photos, are making arrangements to put them on the Mudcat as we speak. |
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19 Dec 03 - 07:48 AM (#1076072) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST |
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20 Dec 03 - 05:09 AM (#1076716) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Hi folks, as you can imagine, it's quite a busy time of year for us at the maternity unit.There's always a few women trying to get induced so they can get it all over & done with before xmas day, but not that many want to be in over the christmas period itself, apart from one!! In our ward diary for 24th December is this entry: Mary, induction of labour (maternal request!!!) Has had little antenatal care:- concealed pregnancy Bed booked DO NOT TURN AWAY as has been refused by Castle Hill Hospital, York Hospital, Leeds General Infirmary & Bethlehem. Mary assures us that lighting is not a problem as she will be bringing a star with her. Has own transport - Donkey Permission given for out of hours visiting by three wise men and shepherds.(Please note that they have been asked to tether animals in smoking shelter) Will grease midwives palms with expensive gifts, second hand but who cares. Birth partner Joseph but ? paternity of child. NO information to be given to Herod the King (child protection issues) Inland revenue to be informed as has not yet paid taxes Requests natural birth so order more straw on Pharmacy top up. Episiotomy requested as ridged perineum - Donkey rider. ? psychiatric referal as claims to hear God, talks to angels and to be a Virgin!! Declined water birth, worried about water parting. |
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20 Dec 03 - 05:50 AM (#1076721) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Helo KJ, if youre working over xmas and get hungry, ring the curry ship on 348161, I will be working till 3AM xmas eve. Free delivery for mudcatters! |
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20 Dec 03 - 05:53 AM (#1076723) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Free delivery =terms and conditions apply, subject to status etc [free delivery only applies within Hull city boundary]. |
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20 Dec 03 - 03:03 PM (#1076920) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ We'll bear that in mind jOhn, getting sick of chocolate & mince pies. Luckily enough my shifts aren't too bad this year, definately NOT working until 3am on xmas eve, we'll be thinking of you!! have a good one. |
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20 Dec 03 - 10:05 PM (#1077125) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway=that reminds me, that donkey place still didn't send me my donkey [i sent 5 quid to a donkey santcry ages ago, to adopt a donkey] i was going to put it in my garden and call it Jim, there a bunch of fiddling bastards, and if they dont send it soon, i will report them to witchdog, they definetley fiddling bastards, i know they got my address, they send me a crappy fridge magnut, and a certificate waht says "i adopted alfonse"!, who the fick is alfonse then, my donkey is called jim, good job you remind me about this, i forgot all about it, i will sort them out. [i think it was 5 quid, it might of been ten, i was a bit pissed at the time, so not sure really] anyway=when they send it, if its a bit crap, i might eat it, i never eat a donkey before, but i heard that french people eat them all the time. Anyway, i;m lucking forwards to chrissmus, as my mam is buying me a George Formby Health Grill, they really good, you can cook bergers on them and stakes and stuff etc, and they got a little tray and all the fat drops off, so you dont get fat, and my anty is sending me a tenner as well, i will get a few cans with that, you can get 24 cans of cheap lager for a tenner in kwuck save. i got my mam a terror rium for chrismus, [i think thats how to spelling it], [its a goldfish bowl with plants in it]. ps,amywat=happy chrismus every body, [all the punch the horse pople and all the local poeopie etc.john |
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20 Dec 03 - 10:18 PM (#1077130) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull PS=when my donkey comes, i might cook it in my new George Formby Health Grill. is ther'e loads of fat in donkeys? anyway, i could make some money, "get your'e photo taken with a donkey" etc, charge them a pound, [this could be very popualar, as not many donkeys around here, waht you think, ? then when all the prople got there potos took next to my donkey, i make another idea, "Donkey Bergers, 1 pounfd each!" [donkey stakes 5 poiund each], i serve with salad and red sauce etc, make a litle bisiness, i think is good idea. i make some leeflits and put them in peoples doors, "donkey bergurs foir sale, only 1 poind each, and very healythy, [cooked on a George Formby Grill], maybe offer delivery as well, then i can leave the curry ship, I think this is REAlly good idea!, i could make a big chane=Donkey Fried Chicken, or Donkey King or something, i not sure of the name yet, but is defineteley a good idea! i hop nobody nicks my idea.john |
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20 Dec 03 - 10:27 PM (#1077135) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull PS=this is my idea, and if anybody nicks it, i will soo them, so just watch it and dont nick my idea. you can give me siome advice etc, and if i get really busy i give you a job in my donkey berger ship, but if you start one yourself, i be really pissed off, and so you, so dont.john ps= hull needs something like this, i apply to council and donkey society etc, see if they give me a busines grant. if my idea takes off, i will grow my own donkeys, put them in the garden, my mate called Fat Derek used to be a butcher as well, so i could give him a job, staff is no problem, i just need to do advertising and things like that, make it busy etc. and maybe make donkey pies as well, and donkey cakes, loads of thgings , this is a good idea, i going to write some things down, so i dont forget.john |
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20 Dec 03 - 10:48 PM (#1077143) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull and another idea is rent it to people ie "Rent A Donkey For A Week, Only 50 Quid!", this ishould be popular, it is 100 quid to rent a caravan in withrensea, but they can rent my donkey for only 50 notes, bargain, [they haf to feed it though], Waht do donkeys eat?, i think grass and things like that, not sure really. anyway, i just rembered, Skipack8 [George] works in an animail feed company, so i ask him about this wehn i see him "skipack=waht is donkeys eat then?", maybe he give me a good price, or maybe i feed rthem on leftovers from the curry ship?, do donkeys eat curry? i need to buy a donkey book, to see about all this stuff, and lern properley. I know waht pigeons eat, they eat pigeaons food, corn etc, because my other mate called Steve with the cloth cap, has got some pigeuns, he got about 200 and they live in his garden, but not in a shed, its called something else, its a pigeon house, but its got a speciaul name.I will ask him if he knows about donkey bergurs. ps i think pigeons are a bit rubbish, they just shit everywere, [steves gareden wall is covered in pigoen shit, but hes not bothred really, and i herd you can catch a disease of pigeun shit, like asma or something], and his wife doesent like them as well, [shes called tracy], she says "them pidgiens is piss me off, why donrt you get rid off them?" steve say "shut up wife, or i get rid of you!, pidgeons nicer than you etc etc" i think he doesent like her much, he likes pigeons best. |
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20 Dec 03 - 10:52 PM (#1077144) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i dont like her much anyway, she moans to much, and she got a sqweeky voice. |
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20 Dec 03 - 11:14 PM (#1077154) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull she is really crap, now i think about it, she is rubbish, every timne i go for a bear with him, and we come back from pub she moans, "you been pub all day, and play with your pigins etc etc, and give him a big headache" and sometimes dinner not ready,, steve say"john , come to my housr and get some dinner , and look at my pidgins", and sometines if dinner not ready she make an big excuse, " i had to lok after kids, get shoppingf etc", all bullshit, woman job is making dinner!, steve told her, but she say " in modern times people should share jobs etc", one time she did not make some dinner, and leaved, and went to her mams, steve was pissed off, [i was as well, no dinner] anyway, i had a wife before, she was crap as well, always moaning, a few local mudcat people saw her, like John the Harp, and Cristine, and rambling rose and white dove etc], she was always moaning, John the harp saw me one day, he say "wers your misses then"?, i said "we had an argue, and i tell her pis off, he said "oh, thats a shame, she was really nice!" but she wasent, she moans to much, thats why i told her pis off. Good wife is hard to find nowadays. And Sir Roger from Beverley met her as well,, ages ago, but she moans to much. |
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20 Dec 03 - 11:18 PM (#1077156) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull and i dident even have any pigeions. |
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20 Dec 03 - 11:33 PM (#1077166) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull bisiness name=Johns Donkey Ship. |
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21 Dec 03 - 12:25 AM (#1077183) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull waht is pigeion house called? |
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21 Dec 03 - 12:56 AM (#1077194) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway=my car is failed the MOT yezsterday, so i'm pissed off, My car is a Lada 1.5 , it shit, its only 1996, how many old is that?, i thinkj 7 or 8 years, but is rusted to fucjk, ladas are shit., i'm really pissed off, probly cost me loads to fix! is fail on rotten sills, [ps if any american people is read this, then in explian=MOT is annual safetey test] I try to bribe MOT man, [i know him, hes called Cam], but he say 2no can do john, and tell me why =if you get stopped, they take my mot licence awau, so not werth it,2", i offer him a tenner to pass it, but he say no! anyway, is big waste of 20 quid, [I get trade price, should be about 40 quid, but he still wont fiddle it! I tell him, "just fiddle it, and we dont tell anywbody", he says No, i cant do that jhon, just shut up about it! so, now i haf to fix my car, is sills, and rot near the winscreen, i think i hafe to fix it or, or get another car, MOT is a big rip off, always saftey rules, why should i pay them then if fails, bug rip off, [if you scrap it, you lose your'e money!] Is rotten sill and amd that bit near the winsdreen, and sidelight, but that is no problem anyway, i could fix that in 1 minit, just rust ids big problem. Ladas are shit, they are too rusty, only 7 years old, and rusted to fuck, big rip off! Does any body knoew about dodgy MOt people, ie them waht pass it anyway?, otherwise is cost me loads, my mate called Chalky was an MOT man, and had MOT licence, and i knew him , so no problum, but he went to jail, and they took his MOT licence awaway, he was garage down hessle road. I think if you been jail, you not alloeww3ed to be an MOT man. is probly cost more than 100 quid to fix, and i'm skint, and nearly neber use myt car anyway, big rip off. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:06 AM (#1077195) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull For SAle=1 Lada Car, 1.5, really nice car, goood condishun, 5 doors, wind up windoews, sunroof, 4 weeels, Any trial, First to sea will by etc ettc etc, its a really nice car, i had it ages, and "new car forces sale etc" £100 or nearest offer- small print= Sold as seen and tested, and agreed by both parties, Trade sale, No warranty, very small writing=if you buy it, and find any fault with it, then tough shit, you shount of bought it should ya? really tiny writing =NOT licensed credit brokers, any complaints, see Dodgy Dave. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:15 AM (#1077199) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull really tiny writing=dont mess with dodgy dave, or his rottweiler. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:51 AM (#1077206) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic A true epic jOhn classic! LOL :-) |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:52 AM (#1077207) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic Here is another idea. If you open a branch in Withernsea or Hornsea or Brid, you could do Donky Barbies on the beach after the pubs chuck out. You can have this idea for free. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:53 AM (#1077208) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic And another idea. Dont bother with a car, ride a Donky. Donkys dont need MOhteas. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:53 AM (#1077209) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic Hanother other idea, ther is a shop in town that sells Donky tea shirts, you could buy some frome the holesaler and sell then, (its called marketing) I thinks the tea shirts a a bit dodgy (trom hong kong ot tie wan or somewere cos they spelt Donky wrong. They spelt it DKNY! You should tell them and you mite get then cheap, say you will tell trading standards if they dont sell them cheap to you. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:54 AM (#1077210) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic You could sell Vegiedonkybergers as well cos donkys dont eat meat, only gras so they vegies. |
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21 Dec 03 - 01:56 AM (#1077211) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Bassic Ha! Double Nelson (222) |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:00 AM (#1077212) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo basic-i dident see you for ages, i thought maybe you was ded or something, i bloodty hope not, [you got one of my cds, [not sur witch one now, martin carthy?] anyay=how you doingf, di d you got a job yet? |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:03 AM (#1077213) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps=do youf want a stripy cat?, i let him in here before, and i know you lick cats, nacause you told me, you said you got a few cats arleady. |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:10 AM (#1077217) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull any way=mr basic=do you no anyting about dodgy MOT's, i used to know some dodgy peeple, but i think they allin jail now, anyway-i think you wework in a pub, [dont knowew witch one, i pissed and forgot], but pub pepoloel knoew everyting, anbd herre about things, so =if you here sbout this kind of thing, just let me know, and i get you a bear. |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:19 AM (#1077221) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway=i will ask LES to make my donkey leeflits, he is good at making leeflits, he mafde the ones for beberlety flok festibal. he should put "DONKEY BERGERS ONLY A QUID EECH!" And make some donkey pictures as well, he got a compter, so can do this typre of thing. Les- can you making my leeflits plaes, and i get you a bear? |
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21 Dec 03 - 12:53 PM (#1077239) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Les from Hull There's no need for Bassic to lick cats. They do that for themselves. jOhn - If you do get your donkey and want to keep him, I'll look out for a second hand donkey jacket, 'cos it's a bit cold at the moment. |
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21 Dec 03 - 02:36 PM (#1077310) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Sweetfia What the hell...!!!! Leave them donkeys alone you lot! |
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21 Dec 03 - 03:58 PM (#1077381) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Hand-Pulled Boy Why the interest in Donkeys lass? |
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21 Dec 03 - 08:12 PM (#1077525) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper By your command jOhn..... I think donkeys would taste rubbish they're too hairry and all that hair would get stuck in your teath then where would we all be. I think Larda burgers would be better although the rust would cause problems .... but wait they'd be perfect for people with Iron defficiancy and there is no added suggar or salt! LADER BURGERS THE HEALTHY OPTION! |
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22 Dec 03 - 03:46 AM (#1077665) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull LaDa Burgers eh?, now thers an idea! I remember there was a french bloke waht ate a tree, a television set, and a plane, he is in the Giuniss book of records , he holds the record for been the worlds stupidiest basterd, this just proves that french people will eat anything. PS, its snowing, i'm going to make a snowperson, how about snow-burgers? |
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22 Dec 03 - 05:00 AM (#1077681) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ jOhn, Why not encase your donkey burgers in a Lada tin. This would allow your burgers to keep longer. Compliments of the season everyone I is on holiday I am. CT. |
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22 Dec 03 - 05:08 AM (#1077684) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper I am alwuz on holiday me! But seasonal greetings to you too. Hey CT you going to that there six bells sesion on the morrow mornings mornings night? Yewz can haf a lift if yewz wants one. just txt or pm or even reply here to let me know. |
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22 Dec 03 - 05:15 AM (#1077687) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: KJ Felicitations smallpiper, we is going tomorrow but have the old trout with us so I think we will be going by taxi but many thanks for the offer of a lift |
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22 Dec 03 - 06:11 AM (#1077707) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,KJ I'm working me |
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22 Dec 03 - 06:41 AM (#1077726) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST Subject to weather I might struggle across to the Six Bells again tomorrow night - but if not Season's Greetings to all! Dáithí |
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22 Dec 03 - 07:25 AM (#1077739) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: nancyjo Would some kind soul explain to me what "punch the horse" means on this list? I tried searching the archives, but there were just too many! Thanks. nancyjo |
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22 Dec 03 - 08:18 AM (#1077768) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Skipjack K8 |
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22 Dec 03 - 08:28 AM (#1077771) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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22 Dec 03 - 12:01 PM (#1077792) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Nancyjo Punch the Horse is a Band local to Hull (with a branch in Durham)the name comes from a real life horse called Punch who along with his fellow Judy used to pull a milk cart in this here fair city. The band play at pubs and things and are very entertaining in an Irish sort of way. OK NOW NOBODY ELSE ASK! PS the band are in the studio asI type recording their new CD which I believe will be caloled Changing Your Demeanour and will be relaesed soon. |
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23 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM (#1078275) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Indeedy. We had a riot in the studio. 10 hours in the company of osson, wattie, niknak and oaklet was a life changing experience, I can tell you. The poor sound engineer didn't know what had hit him!!! We laughed all day. I think we recorded some music, too. |
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23 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM (#1078276) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper So how did the studio session go boys - full report please |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:11 AM (#1078286) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister Erm, did that constitute a full report, John? |
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23 Dec 03 - 05:31 AM (#1078288) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper No silly! I mean did you get all the tracks laid down that you wanted to are you happy with the results and when will the finished product be available! |
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23 Dec 03 - 08:54 AM (#1078384) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Well John,after all the previouse hick - ups we have finally done it !!!!! As the bow'ld Deanmeister said the day went very well even with that lethal of all combinations, the two virtuoso fiddle persons Oaklet and Niknak who seem to live for pleasure alone.The sound engineer was absolutly superb and understood completly what we wanted to create - me, Deany and Andy have worked with him before.We laid down all the tracks we set out to do and we are all very well pleased with the result.There is one track that needs revisiting and a little more work on the mixing.When will it be ready for consumption? With it being Xmas and that I think we are looking towards the end of January. |
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23 Dec 03 - 09:27 AM (#1078399) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: The DeanMeister In case I don't return....HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! Have a good one. I know I will. Pete. |
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23 Dec 03 - 09:33 AM (#1078407) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Oaklet A high point for me is the inclusion of my slightly self-indulgent ground-breaking composition "15 Minute Indian Rag For Two Bassoons Tuned a Semitone Apart". Thanks, Oss for letting me record it on the CD "Changing One's DeanMeister". I think its inclusion could have propelled the album into immortality. |
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23 Dec 03 - 11:10 AM (#1078482) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Was it only fifteenn minutes Oaklet? Could have sworn it was longer. |
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23 Dec 03 - 01:04 PM (#1078585) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Well Osson me owld mucka I'm looking forward to hearing it |
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23 Dec 03 - 03:04 PM (#1078675) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: smallpiper Damm blue clicky didn't work go here and enjoy http://tlf.cx/dearpenis.swf |
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24 Dec 03 - 04:21 AM (#1079036) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags "Punch The Horse" wishes all our friends, supporters and many readers all the very best for Xmas and the New year. Our next gig will be at the "Durty Nellies" Friday the second of January 2004 with the bow'ld Oaklet on the fiddle, usual start time. |
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26 Dec 03 - 03:55 AM (#1080092) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo, wehn is the new punch the horse cd coming out, waht is on it [ [did you put fiddlers green on it, or that other one tyhat i'm awaleways going on about, i fotfgot whicj one, , how much is it, and wehere can people buy it from? Is you website set up for cd sales yet?, if not= i got a website waht you can promote youselfg on for free, but if any prblems with it= dont ask me, i made some people modereaters, they is smallpliesr, bassic, and bill sabels, and some more people, but i forgot who they was, i think peat as well, not sure, anyway, if any problem posting to myt site, or want to knoe anything, = see them lot not me, becos i dont know shit about computers, try to figure it out, then press help. waht is track list for there new cd then? i buy it any way, i just wondering! i ask mick ages ago, but he say 2 all in good time jOhn, all in good time!. anyway=punch the horse is best band down my street, so i defineteley buyt it anywaty. ps happy xmss and new year to all the local people.john |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:08 AM (#1080095) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Why, thank you John.No, Fiddlers green is not on it, but the one I think you are talking about -the lovely Linda keely's wonderfull song "Sparehand" is As I have said before slight technical hitch because of the xmas and that, but all will be revealed ............all in good time jOhn, all in good time. |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:13 AM (#1080097) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags Sorry Linda, that should read "Linda Kelly". |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:26 AM (#1080105) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull oh, that be the one then micjk, anywat, how mich is it, and were can people buy it from? |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:34 AM (#1080108) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyayt=i remember tyat Lindas Song about fishinfg etc, you sing it at Hull flok Club first night , and every body liked it, and some of then said things loke="whos he, wahts that song he sings etc etc", they all ask about you because they liked your singing. |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:45 AM (#1080112) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags You mean they did'nt know who I was? |
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26 Dec 03 - 04:51 AM (#1080117) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull i thgink maybe there might be 1 or 2 people in hull that havent heard of you, probly daft people, as most of the folkie people knoew how you are. |
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26 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM (#1080127) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: ossonflags that's reasuring,John. |
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26 Dec 03 - 05:19 AM (#1080131) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anuyway=waht on your new cd tyhen, is it ant#y good. anything we know., ? |
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26 Dec 03 - 05:24 AM (#1080133) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Anyeay=I;m eaqting some spagetty, its from ASFA, its a bit crap, but least its cheep.john |
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26 Dec 03 - 08:35 AM (#1080207) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull that spaggety was rubbish, now i;m eating jam on toast, 9 strwaberry jam0. rewaaly nice, and thick toast bred from skeleyons next door. |
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30 Dec 03 - 10:45 AM (#1082352) Subject: RE: Punch The Horse Noel Thread From: GUEST,The DeanMeister Looks like jOhn's been busy. Don't forget this sunday at Monks Walk, Beverley, chaps and chappesses, for the first singaround of 2004. Will ensure the fire is stoked up well in advance. Happy New Year! Pete. |