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09 Dec 03 - 03:41 PM (#1068676) Subject: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Amos Obesity? Mental Illness? Binge Drinking? It's all there in the brave new world!! See http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,8122-925131,00.html. Be afraid....and merry Xmas!! A |
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09 Dec 03 - 06:49 PM (#1068809) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: smallpiper Well I read the article and it didn't mention Hull! As a matter of fact Hull is actually well served by the health service for young people and already has drop in clinics, is proactive in dealing with drugs, sexual health and obesity - but then again Hull is also a place that people either pass through or come to by accident. Therefore one can almost assume it is seperate from the rest of the UK and perhaps the rest of the UK (or even the rest of the world) should look and learn. |
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09 Dec 03 - 07:02 PM (#1068821) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hull is the best place in the werld, and everywere else is rubbish. |
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09 Dec 03 - 07:52 PM (#1068848) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: McGrath of Harlow I couldn't find Hull in there either. Did Amos put in the right link? |
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09 Dec 03 - 08:29 PM (#1068870) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Amos Ah, forgive me lads -- I've spent too much time in bad company and my sense of humour's gone off as a result. I referred it to Hull, although the article generalizes it to the UK, because of John's repetitive chauvinism as demonstrated above. I guess I better go back to school, eh? A |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:22 PM (#1068915) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Guy Wolff I love Hull and my short time visiting there. Long may you all sing and make great MUSIC !! |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:34 PM (#1068925) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST My gawd...given joHn's education....and the plight of the projects....and the waiting lilst on the dole....and a stinkin dead horse they all worship....Hull could be a good working definition of Hell. |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:45 PM (#1068932) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull guest-i am ignoring you, you are stupif , that is why.john |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:50 PM (#1068933) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps guest-you dont no nothing about hull, and i bet you never beeb here, ecerybody knoews that hull is best place in uk, maybe in the world for flok music, and you dont no nothing, andf , i bet you not ever even been herem, so just get lost then.john ps=and i mnean it, just get lost, and i;n not joking now.john |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:53 PM (#1068934) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull you spilled list wrong as well, stupif! ps, i;m still ignoring you, you are stupig thats why, you vant even spieddl your namne, stupif. |
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09 Dec 03 - 09:56 PM (#1068937) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull anyway=this thing, is not even nothing to do with hull, so you think every bad thing in england is to do with hull/.hats your faults there is a word, for that, but i fogot waht it is.john |
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10 Dec 03 - 03:39 AM (#1069073) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Boab |
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10 Dec 03 - 03:41 AM (#1069074) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Boab As can be noted, jOhn tends to leave me speechless..is it a co-incidence that he spells "Iraq" correctly? |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:32 AM (#1069095) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: smallpiper Amos your sense of humour has not suffed through being in bad company, and the joke was not lost on us all. But since a lot of the UK take Hull as a joke I thought perhaps it prudent to show that actually the joke works the other way too! |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM (#1069102) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST at 3.17mudcat time JoHn from Hull rote -!, hull has the highest car crime rate in europe, highest teenage pregnancy in the UK, worst exam results in the country, but we know our folk songs!. So it seems Amos has convinced him.- DT |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:39 AM (#1069103) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Dave Bryant All things are relative and I don't want to cause any hessle - but is there a light side of Hull then ? |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:55 AM (#1069113) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: smallpiper Yes but some bugger pinched the bulb! And yes guest that was true once but is no longer the case, like I said Hull has been very proactive in tackling these issues and others could learn a lot from our example. |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:42 AM (#1069138) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,the observer is there any truth is in the following line from a well known song then? 'from hell, hull & halifax, good lord deliver me' |
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10 Dec 03 - 05:49 AM (#1069142) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Dave Bryant Why do you think they built the Humber Bridge - it was a humanitarian project ! |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:21 AM (#1069161) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Oaklet And don't forget the big deep fis museum. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:26 AM (#1069162) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull big fis deep see museum. |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:27 AM (#1069163) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull cluck here =www.thedeep.co.uk |
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10 Dec 03 - 06:56 AM (#1069184) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,commentator GUEST says "but we know our folk songs". With the track record such as you describe for Hull it would appear you have much to sing about. |
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10 Dec 03 - 07:53 AM (#1069224) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Beverley Barton The number of Hull threads that are appearing is disproportionate to the town's size. "the Deep" is impressive, but you cannot eat any of the fish in the tanks. Shame. |
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10 Dec 03 - 09:24 AM (#1069291) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Colin Inglis As "chair" of the controlling Labour group of Hull City Council, I can confirm that it is our intention to waste all your council tax on loony left wing projects. So, would all the inmates of Hull please form an orderly queue and evacuate the town asap. Beverley looks like a nice new town for us to colonise. |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:18 AM (#1069357) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50 cent But I've suffered for my art! Oh,sorry, wrong thread. |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:23 AM (#1069367) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Amos John: The cafe at the Deep is looking for on-call help at 44p/hr. A |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:27 AM (#1069374) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Guy Wolff Great people, great music, great bridge, Heck, gave the world the Watersons (is that correct? ) What more could anyone ask for ? |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:36 AM (#1069385) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Bob Carver jOhn, if you take the cafe job could you get me the resaurant franchise? There's a deep fried endangered species in it for you! |
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10 Dec 03 - 10:48 AM (#1069391) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST John, Nobody spells that badly..it seems deliberate just to anoy..why is that ? Also, you are a tad rude, but Hull is nice. |
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10 Dec 03 - 02:32 PM (#1069585) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: McGrath of Harlow Anyone who gets annoyed at jOhn's spelling is in deep trouble. |
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10 Dec 03 - 04:04 PM (#1069647) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Guy Wolff John taught me to spell and Im proud of it . Oh someone just put the light bulb back. gosh the towns beautiful !! |
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11 Dec 03 - 02:46 AM (#1070002) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST well I've lived in 'ull and 'alifax next stop ..... as for whether it is a good or bad place those that live there are blinkered to the fact that there is anywhere else and those that escape are thankful that it was there as it shows haow wonderful the rest of the world is - even Rawtonstall has a higher class of criminal - the police there send criminals Xmas cards! I thought this was going to be a thread about Daft Ada who used to live on Westcott Street - last I'd heard she'd moved to the Park Ave on the West side ( for those who dont know, for us East Hullensians that really is the dark side!) |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM (#1070063) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Beverley Barton Whatever the failings of this miserable little town may be, I have heard that a world class restaurant has recently been opened there called "The Deep". Have any of you sampled it yet? How does it compare with Cerutti's? I am prepared to leave the safety of Cottingham and dine there, but only if the chef is first class. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:17 AM (#1070074) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50 cent Beverley, The chef in both establishment's is the same chap.Although for some strange reason, know only to himself, when he is cooking at The Deep he refers to himself as "the Curator" Nevertheless, I can confirm to you that the seafood at The Deep is simply divine! Like all good restaurants you can choose your own fish from several large glass cabinets, and have it cooked right there at your table. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:28 AM (#1070080) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Oaklet The Whelks are local, though from across the water. Please excuse any finger-marks around the tentacles. |
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11 Dec 03 - 05:43 AM (#1070092) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Why thank you for that 50cent. You may be a dangerously half witted rapper, but in the matter of well prepared seafood I demure to your opinion every time. Love Bev. ps: please tell me that your current tour does not come anywhere near Cottingham! |
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11 Dec 03 - 06:07 AM (#1070100) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Goodness! Do people actually still forage for whelks? Then EAT them? You poor dears! Times must be hard on the south bank of the river. My husband and I would send food parcels to you all but we never know which Public House to send them to. Be a dear and send a proper forwarding address to us. Love Bev. |
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11 Dec 03 - 07:02 AM (#1070126) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent Rest easy Bev. Me and the hood come nowhere near your patch, the shopping is rubbish!! We rapping in Glasgow, Manchester, London and our last gig is at The Marlborough Club in some place called Kingston Upon Hull. Ever heard of it? Boy we gonna rip that place up!we just got new uzi's and a whole heap of PCP. May take a late supper at Cerutti's, see you there? |
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11 Dec 03 - 08:38 AM (#1070184) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Why thank you 50c. Turtle and Monkfish fondue, at shall we say nine - ish? |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:50 AM (#1070237) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Leave Hull alone! Slag off ya own town! |
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11 Dec 03 - 09:55 AM (#1070238) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,MMario Whelks with tentacles? Whelks shouldn't have tentacles. Honest. WHERE did you say they came from? |
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11 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM (#1070244) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton The tentacles are an unfortunate side effect of decades of inbreeding dear Mario. Somehow, most of the "humans" in that area also have them. I shudder to think how they developed them. No matter, according to a much early post, that nice Mr Colin Inglis is going to transport them all to Beverley. |
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11 Dec 03 - 11:05 AM (#1070276) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent Yo mothers! Duncan's gun shop dont sell 9mm ammo! what we gonna do in this town now till Cerruti's opens? |
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11 Dec 03 - 12:42 PM (#1070347) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Skipjack K8 Damn fine caff, Cherooty's. Had a very expensive row in there with Mrs S which resulted in two different bottles of plonk. |
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11 Dec 03 - 07:22 PM (#1070584) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Les from Hull Hull's really dark now. But the sun cums out termorrer! Well it has done so far... |
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12 Dec 03 - 04:42 AM (#1070814) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Lesley, I suggest you do not sit so close to jOhn. It is affecting your spelling.If I heard you correctly last night you work for the Council do you not? If so, could you have a word with that nice Mr Inglis and see when he proposes to shoo off those naughty Hull people? |
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12 Dec 03 - 05:02 AM (#1070825) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister Please don't all come to Beverley....??! Also, am I the only person here who doesn't know who the mysterious Mrs Barton is? |
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12 Dec 03 - 05:13 AM (#1070830) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Peter darling, how lovely to hear from you. 50cent sends you a peck on the cheek too. The poor love is currently incarcerated having emptied his uzi into Cerutti's ceiling last night. He simply cannot abide cold sea Bass. |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:13 AM (#1070861) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister Beverley Barton and 50cent? I'm still lost. Where's the bar? |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:18 AM (#1070866) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Oh Peter, you are an old silly aren't you.I suspect all that electric banjo playing nonsense you are currently engaged in has brought about an early menopause. Send me a PM and I will delicately explain to you how best to relieve the symptoms. Love Bev xxx |
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12 Dec 03 - 06:24 AM (#1070869) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Oh my!! |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:27 AM (#1070894) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Ozzy Bloody nearly cracked a rib laughing at that one Mrs B.Oh! I have! Sorry I missed Cerutti@s last night love but I could not find Hull. Was it shut or summat? 50cent is right tho love, The Deep is one hell of a restaurant! They even let me bite the heads off my own fish! |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:45 AM (#1070905) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton ozzy, you are a silly billy too! Are you feeling a little menopausal as well? Hull was open, but 50cent and the hood shot out most of the streetlights so you probarbly drove straight passed us. You had a lucky escape petal, the Sea Bass was cold! Can you believe it? Love to all at your end. bev ps: could you send us £100,000 to bail out Mr 50cent? |
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12 Dec 03 - 07:51 AM (#1070907) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Ozzy No way Mrs B! I ain't bailing out any folkie! Hull Prison is too good for him! oh, by the way, I have put my luggage in the red room in the west wing of your gaff, just off to do a bit of shopping in thr prospect centre. Walter is dozing so no need for you to rush back. What fish do you want for tea? |
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12 Dec 03 - 08:01 AM (#1070913) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton You have the place to yourself this weekend darling. I have been invited over to the south bank by Cottingham WI. They want me to judge their fruitcake contest. Please do not eat the Guinea pigs, they are not ready yet. Love and kisses, Bev. |
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12 Dec 03 - 08:22 AM (#1070919) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Oaklet May I recommend the Whelks au natural avec sod-all? A perfect accompaniment is a chilled bottle of Tizer. |
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12 Dec 03 - 08:24 AM (#1070925) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Bloody hell, anybody reading this threda who doesn't kno us is gonna think every one from hull is a nutter....well, i suppose that is close to the truth!!! *grin* |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:07 AM (#1070933) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 You might try David's and my winkles. They're filling, satisfyingly salty, and easily swallowed. |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:09 AM (#1070935) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Oaklet ooohhhh Matron!!!! |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:46 AM (#1070967) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent whoa mothers! the cops let me go, they say i am the least dangerous dude in the whole town so i go free. Beverley i found some long haired stammering burglar type dude in your red room, but chill honey, i blew him away with my uzi! |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:51 AM (#1070970) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman and rested. Ten God created WHELKS - since then - neither God nor Man nor Woman has rested. |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:53 AM (#1070973) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Oh no! That was my house guest, a Mr Osbourne who is over from America.Stay in dear, I will be home shortly and we can sort out the mess together. I have cancelled my south bank excursion, the cakes all contained some sort of fish, and the locals make Hullensians look positively human! Please tell me the Guinea Pigs are alright! That uzi of yours is awfully loud and may have frightened them! Love and kisses on the bottom Bev xxx |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:55 AM (#1070975) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Les from Hull Mrs Barton I was not doing spelling, I was doing dialect - perhaps not refined enough for your cultured Cottingham ears. And I ought to point out that I am no longer employed by Hull City Council (being the retiring sort that I am), so I can say what I like about Hull. It's a great place. |
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12 Dec 03 - 11:57 AM (#1070976) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Darling Les. NOBODY WORKS for the council, you all just turn up and take the money. |
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12 Dec 03 - 12:47 PM (#1071006) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: ossonflags This thread is putting f*uc*k*in' years on me. |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:08 AM (#1072637) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Mick dear, the years have been kind to you as you well know. If it wasn't for the current Mr Barton I would sweep you off your feet and spirit you away to my lovely home in Cottingham, and you would never have to sing for pennies on street corners again! I have had a naughty thought MIck, the red room is free. Mr Osbourne is currently in hospital so you could move in as my "butler". Walter would never know! What say you to that darling. The police incidentally have been most kind in the unfortunate incident of Mr Osbounes shooting. After several sherries in my drawing room, I convinced sergaent Dean that Ozzy had simply crashed his motorcycle into a tree, so 50cent is still at large on his folkie hunt. |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:15 AM (#1072643) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Ozzy Shooting? motorbike? Butler? I thought it was just a bad hangover. |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:20 AM (#1072647) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Colin Inglis |
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15 Dec 03 - 04:28 AM (#1072652) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Colin Inglis |
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15 Dec 03 - 06:27 AM (#1072708) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Pat Doyle Party President IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT Colin Inglis, having failed in his duty, has been deported along all the inmates of Hull to a purpose built shanty town to be knowm as MOLESCROFT. jOhn from Hull is believed to be living in an underground cellar somewhere. But it is only a matter of time before our bloodhounds track him down, his strong curry odour will give him away! therefore I see no doubt in any more Hull based threads, and so I respectfully suggest to our brothers in arms at mudcat that they DELETE THEM ALL! Yours, Acting leader of Molescroft Communist Party Brother Pat Doyle. |
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15 Dec 03 - 06:33 AM (#1072711) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Thank you Councillor Doyle for your sterling work in closing Hull down. Pray tell though, is The Deep restaurant to remain open? |
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15 Dec 03 - 06:53 AM (#1072719) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Colin Inglis Just wait till bloody John Prescott hears about this! How am I supposed to keep sixteen thousand lazy council clerks occupied in a little hole like Molescroft. You could at least have budgeted for sixteen thousand colouring books for us Doyle! |
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15 Dec 03 - 09:47 AM (#1072855) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Hmmmmm, I wonder if we are about to see a new rash of threads appear, hosted by jOhn of Molescroft. |
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15 Dec 03 - 11:22 AM (#1072938) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST It should be jOhn from Molescroft, not jOhn of Molescroft. I bet he does not spell Molescroft correctly either. |
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15 Dec 03 - 11:25 AM (#1072940) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister OMG....not Molescroft, PLEEEEEEEEASE........? Now Cherry Burton, that's the place for them. |
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15 Dec 03 - 11:31 AM (#1072946) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Hello Peter dear, how is your tummy? Did Aunty Beverley's flatulence remedy work for you? Has your new youth project/pop combo got a name yet? |
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15 Dec 03 - 11:39 AM (#1072954) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton ps: if you are following my remedy correctly, you can remove the raw ginger from your rectum this evening. |
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15 Dec 03 - 11:59 AM (#1072967) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50 cent found him! |
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15 Dec 03 - 12:15 PM (#1072981) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend Always look on the bright side of life..... |
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16 Dec 03 - 03:17 AM (#1073312) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Don't forget darlings you can see my goodself and 50cent in person, at the Adelphi on thursday evening of this week, where we will be entertained by The Harri Watts Band. The dress code is "casual but poggy" apparently. |
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16 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM (#1073327) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister All better now, thanks Bev. |
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16 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM (#1073348) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Dear Bev, have you never been to the Adelphi club before? It's rather swanky! As for dress sence, i'm sure that is what you have been told but the dress code is actually evening wear, that little black number would be perfect... *grin* |
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16 Dec 03 - 05:24 AM (#1073350) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton "Swanky" and "Hull" are two words that simply do not go together my dear! I was rather hoping that councillor Doyle would have levelled Hull by now, but I understand T'brothers are on strike and will not demolish another building until they receive danger money because everywhere is simply plastered in old curry! |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:00 AM (#1073406) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister The Adelphi....??? SWANKY.....????????? What sort of places have you been hanging about in, S'fire? Skanky would be a more accurate description. I do worry about the youth of today. |
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16 Dec 03 - 07:16 AM (#1073419) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Hehehe, you should know my humour by now Pete... |
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16 Dec 03 - 09:13 AM (#1073500) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Pat Doyle : fuhrer IMPORTANT NOTICE The brothers (after huge amounts of overtime) have finally established The People's republic of Molescroft.All ex-Hullensians therein must obey the following rules when mingling with the locals in Beverley:- a)Always wear a silly hat,must be tweed! b)trousers WILL be brown corduroy c) DO NOT stick your finger in your ear when singing!!! The locals use this as a mating call! d)do not walk four abreast on the pavement. e) PAY for things in shops.Robbery is frowned upon in these parts. f) NO LADA'S TO BE PARKED IN THE SATURDAY MARKET. G) HARP LESSONS ARE COMPULSORY. the harp teacher will be a mr jOhn shuttlecock. I will furnish you with his home address shortly. |
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16 Dec 03 - 10:47 AM (#1073700) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia I think i'm missin something....(please, no sugestions as to what tho!) |
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16 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM (#1073752) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Ozzy Where did all these bloody holes in me chest come from? Have I missed something? |
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16 Dec 03 - 12:04 PM (#1073779) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent Walter did it. |
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17 Dec 03 - 08:39 AM (#1074460) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia I think you've taken too much medication Ozzy... |
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17 Dec 03 - 10:00 AM (#1074509) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Ozzy is as clean as a whistle love. He is not used to the gorgeous clean fresh air that we have here in Cottingham, which simply makes the darling's head spin. |
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18 Dec 03 - 02:41 AM (#1075104) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull colin inglish-you are a big load of shit, you waste our tax money on stupif things, lkie that stupid modern art thing in town, i heard it cost quater of a miilon quid! big load of shit. pat doyle-why cant i park my Lada in Beberley then?, [you are stupid as well. |
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18 Dec 03 - 03:47 AM (#1075135) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Take heart jOhn darling. I have secured you a Beverley passport, you need never trouble yourself with what's left of Hull anymore. Once we have jet washed you until you are curry free, I will take you on a guided tour of this cosmopolitan little jewel of a town. You will be temporarily billeted with an old ex-guitarist (he needs your rent money) in Molescroft until your new Nissen hut is erected. |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:37 AM (#1075164) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST He will never get one, he would not pass the speellling test. |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:47 AM (#1075168) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: The DeanMeister Hey, who saw our illustrious Chief of Police make a complete tit of himself on national television last night...? |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:50 AM (#1075171) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Dave Westwood is some relative of mine, not sure exactly waht, i think hes my mams cousin or something. |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:52 AM (#1075172) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Peter dear, I am preparing the red room for him as we speak. He was well and truly Paxo,d! But we will need semi - competent police for the new state of Molescroft so we are hiding him until we need him for traffic control.Have you seen the handcart jams in grovehill nowadays? Shocking! |
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18 Dec 03 - 04:56 AM (#1075176) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Ay, Paxoed! |
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18 Dec 03 - 05:10 AM (#1075180) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Gentlemen, how kind of you to let a lady take post no 100. |
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18 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM (#1075187) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Anyway=I just been to the butchers [Dixons, on Chants Ave] to get some lamb chops for me dinner, I ask butcher, 2 how much are them lamb chops?, he says " £7.23 A kilo"! I says "how much is that in proper money"?, he says dunno, we have to use kilos now, because of eorope law! bloody stupif foreign money laws, this is Hull, not bloody Euro Land! anyway, they was 4 quid for 6. |
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18 Dec 03 - 05:18 AM (#1075189) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton That is seven pounds four shillings and seven pence for two pounds and three ounces sweety. |
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18 Dec 03 - 05:22 AM (#1075193) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull oh, thanks Beberley, are you a butcher? |
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18 Dec 03 - 06:46 AM (#1075231) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton We do not do manual labour in Cottingham! |
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18 Dec 03 - 08:13 AM (#1075275) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Amos Clearly, she's a mathematician, then! Certainly not a European. A |
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18 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM (#1075293) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent Beverley is 45years old and remembers well proper english weights and measures. At Cerutti's she always pays her bill in guineas. |
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18 Dec 03 - 08:35 AM (#1075297) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Ozzy i remember them! i bit the head off one once. |
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18 Dec 03 - 09:58 AM (#1075378) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend The best guineas can be purchased in Ireland. |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM (#1075388) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend You can also get a good head there. |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:10 AM (#1075391) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Obtuse as ever eh slaphead! see you this evening at adelphi. This Karl chap, is it Merry's son? Or the chap who writes for the flatmates? |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:25 AM (#1075405) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend The latter my good lady, he is the chap who sometimes plays at SBT, voltkswagen caravanette and an ugly dog with a knitted multi-coloured coat and black eye. |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:37 AM (#1075416) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton Thank you David. I need to know about the unsavoury characters I will be mixing with tonight, YuK! Poor old jOhn from Hull went to SBT last night, only to find it empty. When does this session resume? |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:41 AM (#1075419) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend I believe it will be 7 January 2004 - we can confirm tonight. |
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18 Dec 03 - 10:42 AM (#1075420) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sttaw Legend Have you noticed we are gradually drifting into the brighter side of Hull. |
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19 Dec 03 - 03:50 AM (#1075957) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Beverley Barton SPRING BANK TAVERN 7TH JAN.in what used to be 'ull. David, we will be there. |
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05 Jan 04 - 11:18 AM (#1086437) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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06 Jan 04 - 05:41 AM (#1086934) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Ozzy I don't think I can make it.Anyone want to buy a quad bike? |
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07 Jan 04 - 01:24 AM (#1087654) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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07 Jan 04 - 07:52 AM (#1087833) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Bobjack The flatmates and Shindigg are both playing at the Polar Bear thurs. 8/1/04. Check their website:- www.shindigg.co.uk |
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07 Jan 04 - 12:13 PM (#1088023) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST |
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08 Jan 04 - 05:16 AM (#1088539) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Linda Kelly Can someone explain to me again, why on completing the wonderful journey through the Deep, exploring sea life in all its many forms, examining the aquatic environment and how we must preserve it for the future, we get to the restaurant and are presented wit te overwhelming smell of haddock and chips? Do the fish wake up each morning and do a body count? |
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08 Jan 04 - 05:32 AM (#1088547) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,The Vogan High Command Earthlings, Due to overrunning engineering works elsewhere (a crashed crane outside Clapham Junction Station), it will be neccessary to postpone construction of the Sol bypass section of the new Andromeda - Crab Nebula Hyperspace Freeway for at least 3 Vogan Weeks (which is equal to approximately 15.178925 years of your earth years). Due to our indestructable constructor fleet being badly corroded by emamations of curry vapour from your town of Hull and our electronic systems crashing because of the reception of spurious 9's (and also the fact that none of your folk clubs have offered to book me for a poetry evening) we will be leaving this area of space for the time being. We will be back. |
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08 Jan 04 - 06:11 AM (#1088561) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,50cent Linda dear, you have missed the point. The Deep is NOT an Aquarium, it is a RESTAURANT. The large glass tanks are merely there to keep the seafood fresh prior to consumption. |
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08 Jan 04 - 06:58 AM (#1088586) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Bobjack Check out "feb mudcat gathering" it is only about 80 miles north of you lot.Guisborough, february 14th. |
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08 Jan 04 - 07:20 AM (#1088594) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Bassic I have it on good authority that it will be worth the trip to "The Globe" on the 14th. Its just "round the corner" from Whitby. |
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08 Jan 04 - 08:43 AM (#1088626) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Sweetfia Yo Bassic are you going to Guisborough on the 14th? I think you should you! |
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08 Jan 04 - 11:34 AM (#1088712) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Ozzy can i come? my quad bike is fixed now, could one of you dude's in guisborough put me and kelly up for a few days? |
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08 Jan 04 - 11:54 AM (#1088723) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hrllo, i just looked at shindiggs website, its cack, just a photo of some band pepole , and i clicked loads of stuff, and nowt happened, waste of clicks, cack.john |
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09 Jan 04 - 05:00 AM (#1089268) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: GUEST,Shindigg No it is not cack!Anyway what do you expect for five quid! Our mum made it. |
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09 Jan 04 - 10:25 AM (#1089398) Subject: RE: BS: The Dark Side of Hull From: Bobjack Did anyone go to see shindigg last night?They kick arse in a most delightful way. |