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BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr

17 Dec 03 - 09:03 AM (#1074473)
Subject: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,Judge MC Fat

Myself Lord Chief Justice MC Fat and the Lady Aelfleda Supreme Court Judgess are to preside over the competition on New Year's Evening at the Tap & Spile. Anyone any ideas how we can get a hold of (or make) some Judges Wigs and at least 1 gown. I tink I've got a hold of a teachers gown !!!!


17 Dec 03 - 11:35 AM (#1074557)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant

Nick one the next time you're up before the bench !


17 Dec 03 - 11:54 AM (#1074574)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck

We can provide a teachers gown for you Jim (or her ladyship if you prefer) as to wigs well you could use toilet roll tubes (trust me I'm an infant teacher).


18 Dec 03 - 03:35 AM (#1075130)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Hrothgar

Try John from Cloudstreet.


18 Dec 03 - 04:04 AM (#1075147)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Micca

Costume Hire, or Nathans, Theatrical costumier of Shaftesbury Avenue (I think) I rather like Mrs Ds Toilet Roll holder idea!!


18 Dec 03 - 05:15 AM (#1075186)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST


18 Dec 03 - 05:16 AM (#1075188)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat

Could you bring agown for the Lady Aelfleda. I'll need to use the bog a lot to get enough toilet roll tubes !!!


18 Dec 03 - 05:20 AM (#1075190)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Beverley Barton

I know where there is a Chief Constable's outfit going cheap.any use?


18 Dec 03 - 06:11 AM (#1075211)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat

Take it you mean he Chief Constable of Humbershite. His weazleing out admitting they were crap by citing the Data Protection act was crass, insensitive and cowardly.


18 Dec 03 - 08:41 AM (#1075306)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,50cent

Yes, Beverley did mean t'umberside. I wish we could change our bloody name to south teeside or summat, embarrassing for me n the hood.


18 Dec 03 - 10:06 AM (#1075389)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant

McFat - If you're dressing up a high court judge won't you also need the sexy women's underwear that many of them are supposed to wear ? - although in your case perhaps a big corset would be more suitable.

If it wasn't for the fact that I'm hoping that she'll wear it over Christmas, I'd offer to lend you Essex Girl's red and black lace-up basque.

I'm sure I posted this a while back - McFat, you haven't been belly-aching to Joe about defamation of character, have you ?


18 Dec 03 - 10:16 AM (#1075399)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant

On second thoughts, perhaps it was the Lord Chief Jusice who complained - but then he'd surely have complained about the incongruity of you dressing up as a Judge and the whole thread would have gone.


18 Dec 03 - 10:21 AM (#1075402)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant

If you really want a Judge's wig try here according to this site judges sometimes wear "Full Bottom Wigs" - well Jim, that sounds like you could do with.


18 Dec 03 - 10:30 AM (#1075412)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat

as if I should complain about anything you wrote about me !!!!!


18 Dec 03 - 11:38 AM (#1075468)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck

Jim, with five kids we go through at least one roll a day so if you wanted us to save them we would. Will bring the gown for jude.


21 Dec 03 - 03:14 PM (#1077345)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: brid widder

I've used a new mop-head in a fancy dress judges outfit jim...I'll have to think of an offence to commit to be up before you ... m'ld


22 Dec 03 - 03:21 PM (#1077909)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck

wig is being made - all suitably sprayed with anti wotnots so don't worry!


23 Dec 03 - 04:30 AM (#1078266)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: GUEST,MC Fat

Can you maktwo jane one for me and one for the Lady Aelfleda


23 Dec 03 - 05:44 AM (#1078295)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Dave Bryant

all suitably sprayed with anti wotnots

Be careful - some of these things which are designed to irradicate lower forms of life, might be lethal to Jim !


23 Dec 03 - 07:23 AM (#1078341)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Mrs.Duck

Only if we have a run on toilet rolls Jim :0)) Will improvise with cut up innards of wrapping paper tubes.


23 Dec 03 - 08:34 AM (#1078377)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Geoff the Duck

I hope that we DON'T have a a run on our toilet rolls. This week has been shite enough already...
Quack!
Geoff.


23 Dec 03 - 10:07 AM (#1078419)
Subject: RE: BS: Need Judges Wig for Whitby New Yr
From: Red and White Rabbit

someone had better take photos!

Sorry I cant be there