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BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?

26 Dec 03 - 08:16 AM (#1080198)
Subject: BS: Any Local people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

There is a nice, ginger/white cat that hangs around here, I THINK it was them druggy people next door waht moived out and left it, I wou;d keep it myself, but my contract says "no cats or dogs alloeed"
i offer it to Bassic {billy the Bass], already, but he already got to many cats, Maybe maggy {mrs Les] wants it, whoever takes it, should be a good person , and look after it properyly,
i could deliver it within a reasonable distance of hull, [say about 10-15 miles)
any cat lovers in hull, just let me know, there must be somebody!
Les, Mick, Maggy etc?

26 Dec 03 - 12:41 PM (#1080293)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local people want a Cat?
From: Les from Hull

Sorry jOhn, our moggy (Flossie) doesn't like other cats. Get in touch with Hull Animal Welfare 01430 423986.

08 Jan 04 - 11:58 AM (#1088726)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

thanks Les.

08 Jan 04 - 06:30 PM (#1089015)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local people want a Cat?
From: Liz the Squeak

Well I adopted 2 cats from Leeds 2 years ago, despite living in London.... they travelled quite well if a little noisily. I think Manitas would go completely spare if I bought another cat home.

LTS

09 Jan 04 - 06:19 PM (#1089703)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local people want a Cat?
From: Peace

Liz, does "completely spare" mean nuts or crazy?

10 Jan 04 - 04:27 AM (#1089858)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Catherine Jayne

both brucie

10 Jan 04 - 05:05 AM (#1089860)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Dave Hanson

Boiled or fried?
eric

10 Jan 04 - 05:07 AM (#1089861)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: ced2

Curried!

10 Jan 04 - 10:17 AM (#1089970)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Dave Hanson

Off the bone.
eric

10 Jan 04 - 10:21 AM (#1089973)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Liz the Squeak

Kitten Tikka Masala!!

The other white meat.....


I'll get me coat.

LTS

10 Jan 04 - 02:17 PM (#1090036)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: harpmaker

i dont mind taking it in john.

10 Jan 04 - 03:16 PM (#1090089)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

harpmaker-not seen you for a while, you still at the same place?
i'll try and catch it, and take it to your place.

10 Jan 04 - 08:28 PM (#1090232)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle

jOhn ... stuff it in a shoo-box and send it to me ...especially if it can catch RATS....U got my addy from when we PMed...



Ity will due jus fine...jus like the replacement hamster I sent you over a year ago....of corsette the postage is more because of the weight...but Ill by U a bear when we meat.



Sincerely,

Gargoyle



ThanX for making the angry post...it appears I got my own thread going....but jOhn just use the PM and we can work-out our differences...sorry to have offended you....VERY SORRY ....I never read what upset the MC managment so much....IF you have it saved...PLEASE PM so I can enjoy yur wit.

10 Jan 04 - 10:48 PM (#1090309)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: GUEST

jOhn,

Does it have Mud on it?

11 Jan 04 - 03:02 PM (#1090467)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: GUEST,JTT

Harpmaker, you're worth the space you take up. Excellent person. Many purrs to you.

11 Jan 04 - 09:13 PM (#1090740)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

gargolye-i wont give you no cat, because you are probably a bad person, and you probly eat it or something, [i cant say any too bad things about you, bacause it will get delted, but you not getting thghis cat, and i bert you dont even knoew nothing about cats so just watch it, and harpmaker getting it anyway, and he knows about cats, so just get lost], and anyway=waht you writing in little writing for then, and different colours, i cant see it, and probly took you ages to make it small and different colours, and we cant see it, stupif!

ps-gargoloye-just het lost, and dont look at my threads no more, you not a local person any way, you are americam, so how is that local then?, stididf!

11 Jan 04 - 09:20 PM (#1090745)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anyway=youi think you bloody great, just besacuse you can do litttle wtiting and different colours, but, anyome can do that if they try, so just get lost, and stop showing off.john

11 Jan 04 - 10:05 PM (#1090780)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Hand-Pulled Boy

Calm down John. No pussy could swim all the way to America. I went on an aeroplane and that took long enough. It stayed light for an extra 5 hours and cats don't wear watches so they'd be well confused. I know I was.

11 Jan 04 - 10:35 PM (#1090794)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: GUEST

jOhn,

If you hold the left mouse button down and drag it across Gargoyle's small yellow print it will magically turn blue and you can read it.

11 Jan 04 - 11:11 PM (#1090813)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: GUEST

...take it from me jOhn, that's no lie ... I did it on an accident ust 30 seconds before GUEST posted the solution to the problem of the little yellow letters, and viola! (and violin too!) it worked.... it was magic!

12 Jan 04 - 03:30 AM (#1090903)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Liz the Squeak

Glad to hear the puddy tat has a home where he'll be tolerated if not downright loved to bits.

After what Max the cat did in the bed last night we may have another homeless kitty! Mind you, it's cute the way he curled up to sleep in my bra....

LTS

12 Jan 04 - 08:53 AM (#1091041)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Sweetfia

My cat likes to sit on my chest, then try to dig it's nails in my neck!! Little bugger. Of course though, it doesn't stay sitting there for long once it's done that!

14 Jan 04 - 10:29 PM (#1093030)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

tiny little writingf, and a bright colour, so they cant se it=gargoyle is a big turnip.john

14 Jan 04 - 11:12 PM (#1093045)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Sorcha

And, Planet Hull strikes again.......good on ya, harpmaker....

15 Jan 04 - 05:41 AM (#1093177)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Dave Bryant

I'm just surprised that it hasn't gone into one of John9's curries already.

15 Jan 04 - 07:01 PM (#1093686)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Liz the Squeak

Max the cat likes to do that to me too... he licks my neck and tries to hug me. Given the chance he will happily sit on your tits for hours on end.

LTS

16 Jan 04 - 10:21 AM (#1094141)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Bobjack

gas mark 6, 20minutes a pound! ( sorry, half a kilogramme)

16 Jan 04 - 07:35 PM (#1094545)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Skipjack K8

Baked in clay, which retains the fur, I believe. Yummy. Tastes just like chicken.

17 Jan 04 - 04:33 AM (#1094723)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Little Robyn

No, that's hedgehog.

17 Jan 04 - 06:16 AM (#1094747)
Subject: RE: BS: Any Local (hull) people want a Cat?
From: Oaklet

Ok then Little Robyn, Baked in clay, which retains the fur, I believe. Yummy. Tastes just like hedgehog.