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31 Dec 03 - 11:44 PM (#1083672) Subject: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: CarolC Ha! Thought you'd be able to slink past this day and not get a thread, didn't you! Looks like I slipped in just under the wire, so what do you think about that? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BEE-DUBYA-ELL! |
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31 Dec 03 - 11:48 PM (#1083674) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Joybell Happy Birthday Mr Ell. Already a day late from here. Joy |
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31 Dec 03 - 11:52 PM (#1083676) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: GUEST,The Grin Reaper I'll take that smile from your face, B-day Boy. You're a year older, no wiser, April 15th is only three and half months away, you're deeper in debt, and you owe your soul to the company store. And you're keeping the worst sort of company, over there on the MOAB. Have you no shame??? |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:30 AM (#1083686) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Bee-dubya-ell Damn!!! Busted!!! Another 16 minutes and I could have avoided all this embarassment. Carol, weren't you supposed to be watchin' Shatner on TV or somethin'? I'm truly honored that you would sacrifice Shat-watchin' time just to harass a sorry-ass old bald-headed ex-hippie. |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM (#1083689) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Jack the Sailor Don't flatter yerself buddy. She did it during the commercials! |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:40 AM (#1083690) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Jack the Sailor BTW happy belated Birthday! Gotta go! Shatner will be back in 5...4...3..2... |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:55 AM (#1083698) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Bobert Well danged if this ain't one embarressing mess... I'z late and sorryfull fir it but... ...not to sorryfull to wish you a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dangit... Bobert |
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01 Jan 04 - 01:18 AM (#1083704) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: The Fooles Troupe Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies, Hippo Birdies Two Ewes. |
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01 Jan 04 - 01:34 AM (#1083712) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Amos Well, y'old bald-headed hippie, here's congratulations on another damn YEAR of DEATH-DEFYING LUNACY!!! A-another-old-hipster and flipster |
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01 Jan 04 - 02:53 AM (#1083729) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Mudlark Happy B'day Bee-dubya, from another New Years Eve baby.... |
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01 Jan 04 - 05:24 AM (#1083752) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Catherine Jayne Happy Birthday!! |
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01 Jan 04 - 10:24 AM (#1083846) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: GUEST,freds The day that commemorates one's hatching is indeed a day of wonder and joy. Those who shared their DNA and chemicals to create you must be proud, especially the malamute and the St. Bernard. To help you enjoy it, we will do our best not to inadvertently devour you as we did the one you call "Khandu." |
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01 Jan 04 - 11:26 AM (#1083879) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: John Hardly you pathetic old man. I hope, for your birthday, that your sausage is served in a manner to your liking. I said, "LIKING"!! My brother (currently living in Ohio) was recounting a highschool football game in his area -- Licking County. The comment was made, "Licking County -- not a dry mouth to be found!" To which my brother commented that it gets worse -- there's also a Hocking County, Ohio. If Licking County ever plays Hocking county... ...I wanna play for Hocking. |
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01 Jan 04 - 11:36 AM (#1083889) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: John MacKenzie HB BWL from JMfkaG |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:31 PM (#1083928) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Rapparee Oh, hell, have a good one. |
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01 Jan 04 - 12:33 PM (#1083932) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Bat Goddess Happy Bee Dee, Bee-dubya-ell! Get any more rocks for the celebration? LSS (otherwise known as BG) |
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01 Jan 04 - 01:12 PM (#1083965) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Tweed Happy Birthday BeeDub, you old crackerhippy. May your bullshit know no boundaries in the coming year. Yerz, Tweed |
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01 Jan 04 - 01:40 PM (#1083989) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Peace Happy Birthday to you, Bee-dubya. Happy Birthday. |
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02 Jan 04 - 09:53 AM (#1084540) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Raptor Happy Birthday ! Raptor |
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02 Jan 04 - 10:45 AM (#1084560) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Alba Happy Birthday Bee-dubya! Hope your Year is full of only the Best of things in Life. Brightest Blessings Alba |
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02 Jan 04 - 04:41 PM (#1084807) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Walking Eagle Well, hang a nuther 'un on the line. I hope it was a good one! |
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02 Jan 04 - 06:46 PM (#1084894) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: GUEST,Miss Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) Oh Dear Mr. Ell: Birthday of but a single pang That there are less to come— Afflictive is the Adjective But affluent the doom— Very truly yours, E.D. |
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02 Jan 04 - 08:42 PM (#1084979) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: Bee-dubya-ell Jesus H. Christ! Of all the dead literary figures that could have posted to my friggin' birthday thread it hadda be Emily friggin' Dickinson! Why not Mark Twain or Lewis Carroll or T.S. Eliot? No!!! It had to be my all-time least-favorite poet, "The Greatly Over-rated Agorophobic Spinster of Amherst"! Gee! Thanks a lot! |
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03 Jan 04 - 12:09 AM (#1085067) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: khandu They seek him here They seek him there Those idjits seek him everywhere Is he in Moab? Or a universe parallel? That damned confusing dubya ell Hope it was a grand day, buddy! & Long may your slithy toves gyre & gimble in the wabe! khandu |
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03 Jan 04 - 12:43 AM (#1085076) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: GUEST,Emily Post Mr. Ell! While I am pleased and happy for you that it is your birthday, I am shocked by your rudeness. Could you not have found a kinder, more diplomatic way to express your opinion of Ms. Dickenson's poetry? Yours Sincerely, E.P. |
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03 Jan 04 - 12:46 AM (#1085077) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: GUEST Avast Bee-dubya! Pay no attention to those dried up wenches! Cap'n Crunch, Post Character |
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03 Jan 04 - 12:57 AM (#1085082) Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday, Mr Ell (Bee-dubya) From: mg Happy Birthday. mg |