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BS: Something For That Special Someone

05 Jan 04 - 07:42 PM (#1086712)
Subject: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker

Do you suffer from the dilemma of having to buy a gift for the person who has everything? - especially attitude?

Did your EX screw you over?

Did a so-called authorized repair person botch the repair work on your guitar?

Upset that the vintage D-18 you bought off E-Bay turned out to be a law suit Tak? But instead of leaving negative feedback......

Your neighbor's teenage kids get drunk again and piss in your back yard at 2 in the morning?

Cut off by a jerk in traffic, want to commit road rage but no time to attach the silencer? (but you have their plate number)

Cheesed off that your church's collection plate doesn't accept Discover Card but still want to remember the Pastor at Christmas?

Looking for an easy, at home start-up business with virtually no overhead and an endless supply of product?

Touch Me


05 Jan 04 - 07:55 PM (#1086721)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: khandu

There's is a package on the way to Spaw's home!!


05 Jan 04 - 08:06 PM (#1086725)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Jeri

$298.00 FOR A BRONZED DOG-DOO PLAQUE??!! Sheesh, that's a bit high! Oh...maybe it's Canadian money.

Listen, if anybody got a lawsuit Tak, get in touch with me. Rick's got one (it's Mose Scarlett's) that I rather like.


05 Jan 04 - 08:11 PM (#1086729)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Peg

yeah, those are nice guitars (I am in the process of buying   one from a Mudcatter). Maybe not as nice as a Martin, but hardly a piece o' crap either...


05 Jan 04 - 10:15 PM (#1086779)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Helen

I know exactly who I would send that to. Exactly!

Helen


05 Jan 04 - 10:33 PM (#1086791)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker

It's the descriptive narrative that really kills me.
(It's as if 'Spaw designed this site!)


05 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM (#1086814)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: wysiwyg

Mudcat Fundraiser!

~S~


05 Jan 04 - 11:23 PM (#1086824)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Rustic Rebel

Well now, I happened to have been ripped off from Ebay this year on a gift I bought, and I think that would be very appropriate to sent back to her. I am going to steal the idea though. I have my own dogs!


06 Jan 04 - 12:04 AM (#1086839)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Helen

Well, you can make a very passable substitute for dog-poo by getting some brown paper, soaking it, and then twisting it around into shapes. While it is still soggy it can be mistaken for the real thing. You could probably tart it up a bit with some interesting smelly stuff.

Helen


06 Jan 04 - 12:15 AM (#1086843)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: LadyJean

Shortly after my father died, mother was sent a laminated copy of his obituary with a copy of the 23rd psalm. The company that made this attrocity suggested we send them something. I had just cleaned the catbox, when mother opened it, but she wouldn't let me.


06 Jan 04 - 09:23 AM (#1087051)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Kim C

Heeheeheehee!

Can you send it anonymously?


06 Jan 04 - 10:21 AM (#1087090)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Catherine Jayne

I think my Ex deserves one of those!!


06 Jan 04 - 06:35 PM (#1087425)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Liz the Squeak

Oh, if only I could afford it... I've got a VERY long list of people who need this gift..

LTS


06 Jan 04 - 07:05 PM (#1087457)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Peace

Why send an imitation when you can send the real thing?


06 Jan 04 - 08:57 PM (#1087538)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: bbc

Nice to hear from you. Tasteful thread, too. ;)

bbc


07 Jan 04 - 10:00 PM (#1088436)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Justa Picker

Thanks Barb!


08 Jan 04 - 05:58 PM (#1088982)
Subject: RE: BS: Something For That Special Someone
From: Little Hawk

Impressive. However, I still think that the ultimate something for that special someone is a lifesize statue of William Shatner clad in nothing but a smile and a towel! Get 'em either in "classic bronze" for $2,899 Canadian or in "space age living colour with moving eyebrow and eye that winks" for $1,299 Canadian...which is a bargain!!! Contact the WSSBA in Beautiful Lakeland Orillia, Ontario, Canada.