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BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton

09 Jan 04 - 12:59 PM (#1089517)
Subject: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC

I mean really. By this time Paris Hilton must be the most despised creature on the Web. Every time I fire up the PC, there is her smarmy face. It pops up EVEN when I am off line! I hate her smirk -- I wish she would go away. gripe whine gripe whine

JOHNNY in OKC


09 Jan 04 - 01:03 PM (#1089520)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Cluin

Like I tell the kids periodically... Save your hate for something really worthwhile.


09 Jan 04 - 01:04 PM (#1089523)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: PoppaGator

I think she's all over the web because many people *like* her. Like to watch her, anyway...


09 Jan 04 - 01:38 PM (#1089541)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Ebbie

Hate? I don't think so. I have no interest in her whatever.


09 Jan 04 - 01:41 PM (#1089544)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Art Thieme

I thought this was about a hotel. What is she/it? And what is the spam about a sex tape? Was it in a hotel room? (No links necessary.)

Art Thieme


09 Jan 04 - 01:45 PM (#1089550)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Ignore Art. I want the links.


09 Jan 04 - 01:49 PM (#1089553)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peace

OK, I'm kidding. Sometimes I just can't take things seriously enough. I am donning sackcloth, but not ashes. (Don't got no ashes!)


09 Jan 04 - 01:50 PM (#1089555)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peace

On second thought . . . .


09 Jan 04 - 02:18 PM (#1089570)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

There are at least three Paris Hiltons on this site. I must say the pictures don't look that exciting to me, though the one in the middle is quite tasteful...


09 Jan 04 - 02:23 PM (#1089573)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST

I saw the video and I'd love to spend a night in the Paris Hilton.


09 Jan 04 - 02:49 PM (#1089587)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peace

McG of H: The second picture from the top is very, very suggestive. It gets lonely in the Canadian north.


09 Jan 04 - 03:07 PM (#1089600)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: artbrooks

Who?


09 Jan 04 - 03:15 PM (#1089604)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Walking Eagle

Would someone please explain who this woman is, as Art asked. I've never heard of her either.


09 Jan 04 - 03:19 PM (#1089607)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Nemesis

Oh! D'you know I keep getting these and deleting them and I thought it was some kind of video about Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed .. before they left the hotel (not the Paris Hilton then?)


09 Jan 04 - 03:20 PM (#1089609)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Amos

She is just a model, basically, but one who made internet fame for herself by apparently releasing a video of herself enjoying physical intimacy with her boyfriend. Scammers and Spammers have been flooding the net with spam asserting they can get you this Paris Hilton video site free, but Gawd only knows what happens tot hose who respond to the filth. She's not compellingly beautiful in the first place, and responding to spam is a lousy idea in any case, but MOST of all, why should anyone want to drool over someone else's sexual activity? It doesn't make much sense to me.

A


09 Jan 04 - 03:36 PM (#1089634)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: jeffp

For Art:

Paris Hilton (and her sister Nicky) is an heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. As far as I can see, she has nothing else to recommend her, other than being somewhat attractive. Recently a sex video made by her and a former boyfriend became available on the internet. I haven't seen it and don't really care. She will have her 15 minutes and then disappear, I hope.


09 Jan 04 - 05:56 PM (#1089682)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: John MacKenzie

Nature abhors a vacuum.
John


09 Jan 04 - 05:57 PM (#1089684)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Bee-dubya-ell

I have seen Ms Hilton's photo on the cover of supermarket tabloids. "Somewhat attractive" is a pretty accurate description, though the good ol' boys down here in Bubbaland would probably phrase it, "I've seen purtier, but I've damn shore woke up with uglier."

Bruce


09 Jan 04 - 06:04 PM (#1089694)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: PoppaGator

It's hard to believe that the Hilton family would name any daughter or son after any city -- her name winds up being like a bad pun.

Well, it coulda been worse -- they might have named her "Airport."

Looks like there'll be more than 15 minutes of fame. Paris is currently costarring in a Fox network "reality" TV series about two spoiled rich girls sent to live with a farm family in rural Arkansas. Paris' sidekick is singer Lionel Ritchie's daughter Nicole. I've only seen part of one episode; I'm told that Paris comes off as the more likeable and down-to-earth (relatively speaking) of the two.


09 Jan 04 - 06:07 PM (#1089697)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,punster

Is there a Hilton hotel in Lahore?


09 Jan 04 - 06:36 PM (#1089719)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: The Fooles Troupe

So she can only last 15 minutes? Sounds like my kinda woman.... I'm an old man these days...

I opened this thread because I wonder who this person was - having been flooded with enticing Spam for a while now...

And the second piccie from the top on that site is the right shape anyway...


09 Jan 04 - 07:25 PM (#1089757)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Amos

IS there a Hilton whore in l'hotel?

A


09 Jan 04 - 07:38 PM (#1089770)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Sam L

I just realized I don't get pop-ups anymore. It's been weeks and I hardly noticed it. I tried loading that thing from the google site, but didn't think it worked. Maybe it did!
I think if you provide easy jokes for tired depressed comedy writers you can float as a celebrity for any reason, but you have to find new angles every now and then.


09 Jan 04 - 07:40 PM (#1089772)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Amos

I don't see why anyone should hate her, though. She and Britney Speers are of an ilk,m did you know that??


09 Jan 04 - 07:54 PM (#1089776)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC

If you blokes in Britain aren't getting
these Paris Hilton pop-ups, count yourselves lucky.

TECHIES PLEASE:
How do they make them pop up even
when I'm not connected to the Internet ??

More Importantly, how can I make them STOP?

Love, Johnny


09 Jan 04 - 11:17 PM (#1089787)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Bee-dubya-ell

How do they make them pop up even when I'm not connected to the Internet ??

If you're talking about those plain gray text box type things, they use Windows Messenger Service, a Windows program that was designed for system administrators and such to use. Somebody at Microsoft left the back door open. They can pop up even when you're not online because they've actually written themselves to the Windows Messenger program on your computer.

HERE's more info including some on how to stop it.

Bruce


09 Jan 04 - 11:19 PM (#1089789)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,pdc

From what I understand, the woman who is the topic of this thread is really more like a Paris Motel-6.


10 Jan 04 - 12:14 AM (#1089807)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: artbrooks

OK, so I went and found some photos...long blond hair and boney...looks like she is suffering from extreme malnutrition. This is supposed to be beautiful?


10 Jan 04 - 03:47 AM (#1089850)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Roger the Skiffler

I prefer her cousin, Slough Travellodge.

RtS


10 Jan 04 - 06:41 AM (#1089890)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: John MacKenzie

A bit of culture


10 Jan 04 - 07:55 AM (#1089914)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Mooh

Spoiled, wealthy, alcoholic, malnourished, dim, selfabsorbed...but hated? Pitied, maybe.

Cultural liability.

Peace, Mooh.


10 Jan 04 - 08:45 AM (#1089932)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peg

I have seen the video; I am not convinced it's her.


10 Jan 04 - 02:43 PM (#1090052)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Bill D

pics & videos of the 'famous' are seldom as good as you can see of unknowns. I never understood why sleeze about pop celebrities is supposed to be so fascinating.....especially those of Pamela Anderson..ugh!


10 Jan 04 - 03:06 PM (#1090076)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peter T.

She is a reminder of what was fundamentally wrong with the old argument that the stupid poor would breed and swamp the less fecund but super-intelligent rich.

yours,

Peter T.


10 Jan 04 - 03:40 PM (#1090101)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

Anyway, Paris is a man's name. The name of the gobsmacked laddie over on the right in that Rubens picture John MacKenzie linked us to there. (Mind most people looking at that picture pribabaly never even see him...)


10 Jan 04 - 07:57 PM (#1090208)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

If you remember your Shakespeare, Ariel is a man's name also. And until recently, so was Dylan. Times are changing.

Ms. Hilton seems to be a pampered young woman of substance who lacks substance. :)   I was going to post a Goggle image search link, but when I got there, it was a depressing assortment of links and the only subjects were fashion and parties. Better to visit this thread and find photos of some classy women. Who also look like they've read a few books in their lifetimes.

SRS


10 Jan 04 - 08:22 PM (#1090228)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Ebbie

I haven't seen the Paris H. video or have plans to- but what about the guy? I haven't read one comment on his looks.


10 Jan 04 - 09:11 PM (#1090260)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: RangerSteve

Paris and her friend (whose name I forget but is Lionel Richie's daughter) are currently in a reality TV show called "The Simple Life". They were sent to live with a family in a small town in Arkansas, where they were supposed to get jobs and earn their money. I watched one episode, thinking that it might be funny, but is was just pathetic. Neither of the two have any redeeming qualities.


10 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM (#1090261)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Amos

Ariel is masculine in the original Hebrew but it is in the English-speaking tradition as a feminine name, as well -- e.g., Ms Durant, the renowned historianix, and of course that verdamt mermaid. Some dictionaries even provide the Hebrew as either masculine (lion of God) or feminine (lioness of God) which I thought was pretty fine.

A


10 Jan 04 - 09:23 PM (#1090268)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

And until recently, so was Dylan.

I suppose it'll be Arnie next.

We had a thread which got on to that recently. Tried to think of any women's names that ever turn up as men's names - the only one anyone came up with was Morgan.


10 Jan 04 - 11:23 PM (#1090313)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Ely

I don't like her or hate her, I just find her embarrassing. I don't think she's that attractive, either (although as a heterosexual female, I might not be the best judge); I suspect her biggest claim to fame is being unnervingly thin.

I've never known a man named Paris. I've known two or three women named Paris, though.


11 Jan 04 - 01:23 AM (#1090347)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Johnny in OKC

Bee-dubya-ell: Thanks very much for the tip.
I have followed all the steps to stop the Messenger.
Here's hoping!

Okay, here's a Hilton joke that is SUPPOSED to be a true story.

On the opening day of the Statler Hilton in NYC, they had
a nationwide radio hook-up for the big event. All the big
shots were there, including of course Conrad Hilton.

All the politicians and moviestars had their say. Fiorello
LaGuardia proclaimed that it was a great step forward for
New York.   F.D.R. said how proud it made him to have a
five-star hotel in America.

Finally, the radio announcer invited Mr. Hilton to speak.
"Have you anything to say to Mr. and Mrs. America?"

"Indeed I have. Ladies and gentlemen, PLEASE,
keep the shower curtains on the inside!"


JOHNNY in OKC


11 Jan 04 - 01:27 AM (#1090349)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Bill D

someone said tonight at a party, that they heard that the most fascinating thing about the Paris Hilton video was that, part way through, she INTERRUPTED the fun & games to lean over the side of the bed and take a CELL PHONE call!


11 Jan 04 - 01:59 AM (#1090359)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Sam L

Peg you are so funny. I have no idea why I would guess that of anyone you would have seen the video. Or why it's so endearing. Or who cares if it's really Paris Hilton, or Marge Simpson, or that one mom I loved on Southpark who knew what a rim-job was. This is a pretty funny thread all around. It's tickling anybody would bother to hate such a non-entity of a celebrity--like hating that one kid on Peanuts who dances like this: > > < < > > etc. She's apparently wealthy, has sex, is skinny and sort of funny-looking. So far I can't form much of an opinion, or even try.


11 Jan 04 - 01:39 PM (#1090379)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: McGrath of Harlow

"I suspect her biggest claim to fame is being unnervingly thin."

Naah - being unnervingly rich, and therefore counting as some kind of royalty.


11 Jan 04 - 02:17 PM (#1090427)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Stilly River Sage

Yeah, Kevin, it seems such a waste that wealth is wasted on the rich. So many of them are particularly undeserving. :)


11 Jan 04 - 02:19 PM (#1090429)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Little Hawk

How can I hate her when I don't know who she is? I never heard of her until this thread.

- LH


11 Jan 04 - 03:31 PM (#1090491)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: JohnInKansas

I must protest that JMcK linked only Rubens' 1638 effort. Both the 1639 and 1625 paintings on the same subject are aruguably somewhat prettier although less famous. I'd have to go with the 1625 since the girls were younger then(?).

John


11 Jan 04 - 04:27 PM (#1090525)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River

Fer today my monimation for most hated woman is...the old bat Mrs Nolan next door to us! She called the cops on account of toxic fumes comin from our chimley and loud music. The music is the usual complaint as awlays but the fumes is a new one. We have been burnin furniture to keep warm here. I have to admit it smells GODAWFul! The cats have left the house.

- BDiBR


11 Jan 04 - 05:40 PM (#1090566)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peg

Fred wrote:

Peg you are so funny. I have no idea why I would guess that of anyone you would have seen the video. Or why it's so endearing.

why is it so unusual? I will say though that despite recieving at least a thousand emails telling me aboutit, I did not seek it out on my own. I was visiting friends and one of them had downloaded it and showed it to us. Good for a laugh, that's all.
The only thing more boring than porn videos is amateur porn videos...


11 Jan 04 - 05:55 PM (#1090583)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Peace

Not if ya star in them!


11 Jan 04 - 06:30 PM (#1090603)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Sam L

Peg, I didn't mean it was very unusual, I'm not sure what I meant but it's kind of funny don't you think? Even funnier to suppose maybe it's a Paris Hilton double--think how much more fuss over nothing that could engender!I just got tickled. I think I have more or less the same feeling about it, if it was handy I'd watch it, I'm sure some friend of mine has it, but I don't get out much.
   I disagree though--sometimes in amateur porn people can't help laughing, or they employ odd theatrical devices, stagey monologues, or narration, and I don't think pro porn is as prone to bits of charming goofiness. As soon as anyone starts making half-way entertaining porn it will be shocking that nobody did it before. I was planning to produce an "Adult" adult education video series--learn to read with porn. But I never heard back from the muppets or anybody, and the project has stalled.


11 Jan 04 - 11:44 PM (#1090827)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST

Igbo, you are a refreshingly original thinker. I meant to tell you how much I appreciated your contributions to the "Musician's Block" thread. I had to read your posts more than once to get the full effect, but the extra effort was worth it.


12 Jan 04 - 12:48 AM (#1090856)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Cluin

It's all a publicity stunt to get people to watch that stupid show, "The Simple Life".

All in all, big deal.


12 Jan 04 - 01:22 AM (#1090868)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Ebbie

I read somewhere that 'The Simple Life' is a takeoff on last generation's 'Green Acres', the TV show about the simple farmer, Eddie Albert, and socialite Eva Gabor, who wanted to be with her husband but yearned for the city.


12 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM (#1091082)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Willie-O

Ebbie, the premises are similar, but Eddie Albert wasn't a "simple farmer", he was a big-city business guy who decided to chuck it all and go 'back to the land', to his wife's ongoing distress--making him an early prototype for the current (post-hippie) generation of what I call "the open-chequebook theory of homesteading."

Cluin, that's pretty much what I think too. The video coming out netwide right before wanna-be superstar's TV show goes on air--this is slick twenty-first century trash-PR. Probably trying to irritate her family too...

W-O


12 Jan 04 - 10:11 AM (#1091099)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Sam L

Thanks Guest, couldn't you at least mis-spell "guest" or something so I could follow your posts as well? It's fun to develop an ongoing impression.

I doubt the Simple Life could possibly live up to Green Acres, which was really very sharp. I have a theory that a patent attorney must've been involved in it's conception, because of it's take on the Kafka-esque conflict of reasonable ideas in a rutted, conventional culture. The county agent was the personification of patent-law prolixity and Mr Hainey was the invention-world's perpetual scam artist. It would be fun if there was a show in China about a guy who invented a spoon.

Paris Hilton could be very pretty if one were disposed to like her, but is stringy and freakish if not. I realized the other day that a strikingly beautiful friend's looks had a lot to do with her Al Sharpton personality--she's a nut, but is so believable in the way she constantly flatters you that even if she looked like Quasimodo you'd still feel there's just something about her. She's so perceptive!


12 Jan 04 - 10:30 AM (#1091115)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Steve in Idaho

"long blond hair and boney...looks like she is suffering from extreme malnutrition. This is supposed to be beautiful? " Well said Art -

She didn't release the video - the boyfriend did. I have not seen it either and would have to tear my eyes away from Janet to do so - and Janet, for those who do not know, is my lovely bride and much more worthy of my time than an internet video.

I had other things to say but suddenly lost interest.

Steve


12 Jan 04 - 10:40 AM (#1091124)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Big Mick

I just checked this one. In the "Older Woman" thread I described what I find stimulating. This woman in her physical appearance, lack of intellect, shallowness, and on and on, is exactly the opposite of that. I would date Tyne Daly any day over her. And enjoy it more.

Mick


12 Jan 04 - 12:26 PM (#1091211)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: GUEST

She looks like she would be great fun at a party.... Wouldn't mind her showing up empty-handed and uninvited at all.


12 Jan 04 - 01:00 PM (#1091241)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: C-flat

Up untill a few weeks ago I was bombarded with e-mails offering me "unbelievable rates at Hilton hotels" which all turned out to be offering the opportunity to watch Paris Hilton having sex. Spam can be mildly annoying but I couldn't muster up enough concern for her to hate her or enough interest to want to pay to watch her.


12 Jan 04 - 01:25 PM (#1091264)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Uncle_DaveO

More on (moron?) stupid girls' names. (Stupid names of girls.)

Of men's names which have been adopted, Courtney (my father-in-law's name) has been used recently for girls.

Then of course we have the whole thing of Celtic family names as feminine first names, like Kelly, etc.

I Hate "cutesy".

Dave Oesterreich


12 Jan 04 - 02:54 PM (#1091320)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Cluin

I suppose if you REALLY wanna see it, you could go here.

Warning! Don't let the kids see.


12 Jan 04 - 07:16 PM (#1091503)
Subject: RE: BS: Most hated woman: Paris Hilton
From: Sam L

Nah, now I'm not getting spam I don't want to go anywhere, ever.

It's nagging at me to think of some celebrity I do kind of hate--I dislike feeling that I might be above it, somehow. I don't like being above anything. I was a vegetarian for 20 years but started to eat meat every now and then just to tell myself to shut up about it.

   So I've started to hate Tina Fey, headwriter for Saturday Night Live, who I liked until recently. In a profile about her in the New Yorker she said she was one of the mean kids in high school, and it's puzzled me why anyone would want to own up to that. Then after watching the show the other night, which was new but still felt like a re-run, after the "Appalachian E.R." bit, it came to me. She was really that nerdy moronic wannabe type who tagged along after the mean kids and is now claiming she was one of them. The mean kids never tried much to be funny, their confidence and non-chalance was enough, and they don't grow into comedy writers. Now I can't stand her, and the show seems sour and pathetic.