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BS: The Love Calculator

16 Jan 04 - 10:38 AM (#1094155)
Subject: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Partridge

I put in my name and Atilla the Hun and this is what it said:


Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between Patricia Thornton and Attila the Hun has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

Pat x


16 Jan 04 - 10:40 AM (#1094157)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Partridge

clicky

sorry forgot to put the link in!


16 Jan 04 - 10:48 AM (#1094163)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: mack/misophist

The same answer is given (with an 87% likelihood of success) for a relationship between Joseph Stalin and Leon Trotsky. Does the engine need refinement?


16 Jan 04 - 10:53 AM (#1094168)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Partridge

Your probably right mack, on second thoughts its a bit lame, the descriptions are all about the same. Sorry folks.

It did say that I'd only have a 24%chance of having a relationship with Elvis.

Pat x


16 Jan 04 - 10:59 AM (#1094174)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: *daylia*

Well, the Pope has only a 51% of making it with the Buddha. His chances are better with Satan -- 59%.

Ha ha HA!!!


16 Jan 04 - 11:16 AM (#1094193)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: DMcG

Tony Blair and George W Bush are 99%-ers! Mind you, Tony Blair and Bill Clinton are only 12%


16 Jan 04 - 02:40 PM (#1094357)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Amergin

These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
John Howard    George W. Bush

43 %   

John Howard    Pauline Hanson

28 %   


Adolf Hitler    Simon Wiesenthal

67 %


16 Jan 04 - 02:42 PM (#1094359)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Peace

Does this have anything to do with the pompitous of love? I personally entered the name of a woman for whom I hold deep desires. The love calculator gave us 91%. She and I will handle the other 9%. This is way cool. Yes!!!!!


16 Jan 04 - 02:45 PM (#1094361)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Peace

Hey, real good news. When I entered George W Bush and Bruce Murdoch, it came up 13%. Whew!


16 Jan 04 - 02:54 PM (#1094367)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Cluin

Kris Kristofferson and Bobby McGee = 69%

Maybe they shoulda stuck it out.


It's a number worth thinking about anyway.


16 Jan 04 - 03:14 PM (#1094376)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Bill D

now, each of them can only think of 34½


16 Jan 04 - 03:20 PM (#1094381)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Catherine Jayne

I put in my name and Adof Hitler and got 96%!!!!


16 Jan 04 - 03:26 PM (#1094386)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Uncle_DaveO

I put in my first and last name, and the first and maiden name of my wife . 58%.

Then I added each of our respective middle initials, no other changes. 89%!

Awwww, come ON!

Dave Oesterreich


16 Jan 04 - 10:26 PM (#1094625)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Ebbie

My parents have/had an 11% chance of their relationship working out. Good thing they didn't know it- or they might not have lasted more than 63 years.

The thing that intrigues me- did anyone else notice that Dr. Love sounds somewhat like our own illustrious Dr. Guitar?


16 Jan 04 - 11:53 PM (#1094662)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: LadyJean

SIIIIIIIGGGGHHHH! I only got 19% when I included my name with Vigo Mortenson. They did say your dream match. ONLY IN MY DREAMS!
I think I'll go back there and find out how in the hell that thing works.


16 Jan 04 - 11:57 PM (#1094664)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: LadyJean

I don't know how the thing works, but when I matched my gay sister with Senator Rick Santorum, they got 78%. For our non American catters, Santorum is a notorious homophobe.


17 Jan 04 - 12:02 AM (#1094666)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Cluin

LadyJean, you have to spell it right. It's Viggo Mortensen. Try again.


17 Jan 04 - 12:16 AM (#1094673)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: LadyJean

I will.
One of their cool personality tests is "Are You a Terrorist" You have to register to take it, so I didn't. Anyway, I know I'm not. But if you want to find out if you are, you could give it a try.


17 Jan 04 - 04:09 AM (#1094720)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: McMusic

It said Lassie had a 72% chance of success, but we would have to put a lot of effort into it.
Arf!
I try my best, but Lassie makes me do all the work.
The bitch!!!


17 Jan 04 - 10:57 AM (#1094850)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: mack/misophist

Don't bother with most of the tests. "Are you a terrorist" is kind of fun but they're mostly written for the 12-20 year old group.


17 Jan 04 - 01:23 PM (#1094935)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Peace

NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH

I entered the names Little Hawk and Highland Sheep. It came up at 71%. I was laughing and deciding how to inform the world behind my buddy's back. Then I entered Bruce Murdoch and Highland Sheep. Guess what? The chances are better for me and the sheep: 82%. So, I figured there has to be a way to put some positive spin on this, and when I think of it I'll get back to y'all.

Yeah, that's it. We are a heartier breed in Alberta. Na na na na na!


18 Jan 04 - 05:48 AM (#1095387)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Hrothgar

... so I put in Bruce Murdoch and Little Hawk.

77%

Good luck, fellers.


18 Jan 04 - 10:36 AM (#1095502)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: artbrooks

My partner (of 34 years) and I have a 65% chance of success...


18 Jan 04 - 02:10 PM (#1095645)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Peace

I don't know what my girl friend will say to this, Hrothgar. Times is definitely gettin' tough in Canada.


18 Jan 04 - 06:07 PM (#1095781)
Subject: RE: BS: The Love Calculator
From: Peg

I did okay with Lucifer (77%) but me and Beelzebub are doomed (14%).