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BS: Bush and the State of the Onion

21 Jan 04 - 02:00 AM (#1097626)
Subject: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe

I didn't know that Onions grew on Bushes...


21 Jan 04 - 02:30 AM (#1097639)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: Kaleea

Not only do Onions grow on the Bushes, but Dumbya is going to be a guest artist on "American Idol" next week (if he can semi-sober up) singing: "Fry me a liver, fry me a liver, I fried a liver over yew!"
   It's sho' nuff enuff to make me cry.


21 Jan 04 - 02:44 AM (#1097646)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: freda underhill

there is power in the onion...


21 Jan 04 - 09:36 AM (#1097802)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: mack/misophist

Dear Kaleea,

Please do not use the words bush and liver in the same sentence. Liver is wonderful. bush is toxic. Try bush and tripe, instead.


21 Jan 04 - 10:43 PM (#1098445)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe

Never could keep tripe down as a kid... hasn't changed as I got older... :-)


22 Jan 04 - 01:30 AM (#1098535)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: GUEST,pdc

If you really want to connect Bush and onions, go to the link below. One of the best satirical magazines I've seen -- it's so good that some people don't know it's satire.

The Onion


22 Jan 04 - 06:22 PM (#1099135)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe

I have heard that they way to remove the smell of onions from teh hands is to wash tthem in milk. Does the USA produce sufficient milk to remove the smell of Bush?

Robin


22 Jan 04 - 06:42 PM (#1099153)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: Cluin

Lemon juice works too.


22 Jan 04 - 09:41 PM (#1099260)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: The Fooles Troupe

Are there that many Lemons in the USA?


22 Jan 04 - 11:55 PM (#1099331)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: MAV

I believe your mission here is to "lick bush"

Quit cher belly achin'


23 Jan 04 - 01:17 AM (#1099361)
Subject: RE: BS: Bush and the State of the Onion
From: LadyJean

The onion stinks and it's making me cry. You could say the same for George W. and he isn't a bush he's a shrub.