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22 Jan 04 - 05:15 PM (#1099049) Subject: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk I wish to announce a most prestigious and marvelous piece of news! The official Clinton Hammond Fan Club has been formed, with its offices in the Barrie area, southern Ontario, Canada. Raptor is the President. I am Vice President. My dog, Valdy, is secretary-treasurer and Nilson, a local Barrie-area skunk who lives near Raptor's house, is in charge of security. We all agree that Clinton is remarkable. He hates grass and birds and despises New Age philosopy. He murders skunks by proxy. He is secretly planning to destroy the planet Earth and exterminate the human race. He's an excellent musician. He exhibits the tenderness of a sledgehammer and the compassion of a moray eel. His beard is extremely well groomed. He loves "Trailer Park Boys". When I think of Clinton, I can't decide whether he should be knighted or hanged! All these qualities put together result in a man who really deserves a fan club, and that is why we formed it. PM Raptor if you don't believe me. We are planning to host a getogether in May at Raptor's place, and we encourage all Clinton Hammond fans to come and camp out on Raptor's floor, play music, and watch episodes of Trailer Park Boys on the big screen with surround sound! Yowsa! Be there or be deprived. - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:23 PM (#1099060) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Who wants too join? I will send you an Official Clinton Hammond fan club T-shirt!(for the cost of shipping) Raptor |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:25 PM (#1099062) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bobert Well danged. Count me in. Any other prestigious and cushy jobs left? Bobert |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:29 PM (#1099066) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Benjamin Gee, I don't know. I can't commit to it yet (a full schedual you know) but if Firecat joins, then I'll join too. Good Luck! Benjamin |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:30 PM (#1099067) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Do -I- get a T-shirt? LOL |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:32 PM (#1099069) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor No You get Nothing! |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:33 PM (#1099070) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Feew... The last thing I need is another damn T-shirt! Hehehe |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:33 PM (#1099071) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST Why did you start this thread? Reading your contributions, Little Hawk, I assumed that you weren't an utter dimwit and had some useful things to say. Maybe I was wrong. |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:39 PM (#1099080) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Ebbie Clinton will come to Orillia on a gig and sell out. And will make more money than you even dream of. And that will be your punishment, Little Hawk and Raptor. Shame, shame, shame... |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:40 PM (#1099081) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk C'mon, Clinton! You get the glory. Isn't that enough? Nilson is waiting eagerly for your arrival... GUEST - You are obviously a kindred soul! I love you too. Where do we send your T-shirt? (I started this thread, actually, because Raptor phoned me up and asked me to. He's the President of the Club, so I had to do it.) Bobert - We need an official spanker, and I guess you'll do. - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:40 PM (#1099082) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Guest, Clinton Hammond Has a sence of humor Little Hawk does too I need something to laugh at lately Get one yourself and sign in with your member name! Raptor |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:44 PM (#1099088) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond This is SO goin' on my web site! LOL Can I at least SEE a t-shirt? |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:44 PM (#1099089) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Aw, c'mon, Ebbie...you have no idea how much money I can dream of. :-) If Clinton sells out, so much the better! Anyway, it's all happening at Raptor's place, so why should I worry? He's almost as crazy as Clinton, but in a different way. - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:44 PM (#1099090) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: SueB Ah - a Clinton Hammond impersonator already. Any one have tips for "Guest"? I have not been studying the Clinton Hammond phenomenon for long, but I think guest has not quite hit it on the mark - a good CH impersonation would be more acerbic and/or sarcastic and/or just plain ornery, and less gratuitously insulting. Regarding fan club, I'm available to scarf up free refreshments and complain about the organization's leadership and disbursement of funds. |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:46 PM (#1099092) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Ebbie We want to get Clinton up here but he said that he might be busy so we figgered that if we start the club he'll have to come! We would like nothing more than to see him get rich! He could eat caviar and baby on crackers every night! Raptor |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:47 PM (#1099093) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk I have a digital camera, so I will photograph the T-shirt and send you the jpegs, Clinton. We gotta find an appropriate model to show it off right. Hmmmm... I wonder what happened to Suzanne? Eh, Raptor? - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:48 PM (#1099095) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond -IF- I ever get rich, I promise to spread my bread around! bookmark this thread and hold me to it! :-) |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:50 PM (#1099098) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor I've already got on made that says the Clinton Hammond World tour (from an earlier joke that little Hawk and I had on a thread! PM me and I'll send it to ya! Raptor |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:51 PM (#1099102) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bee-dubya-ell Count me in. I'm not acquainted with Clinton's music and have no idea what Trailer Park Boys is (are?), but anybody that hates grass and New Age philosopy can't be all bad. I'll take leaf litter and good old-fashioned Nihilism any day! And there are a few members of the human race I wouldn't mind seeing exterminated. We'll overlook the extremely well-groomed beard, although that is a symptom of a major personality disorder. Why grow it if ya hafta groom it more than once a year? But, mainly I wanna be a member of the Clinton Hammond Fan Club because Clinton has inferred in another thread that I am paranoid. And here I thought the little purple-talkin' guys were the only ones that knew about that. Oh hell, guys! There he goes again! Get the nets and the tranq gun! And make sure the Goddammed thing's loaded this time. Hurry up, dammit! He's gettin' away again! Dammit! I don't care if Little Hawk hates the phrase "kick some ass", I'm gonna kick some ass! The rate you fuckups are goin' we ain't never gonna catch that ol' sumbitch! Yeeehaaawww!!! You little purple-talkin' fuckers'll never catch me!!! |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:52 PM (#1099103) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk SueB - Don't worry about disbursement of funds! My dachshund, Valdy, is the treasurer, and he is completely uninterested in money. Accordingly, I do not think we are going to do any reckless overspending. Your concerns about the Club's leadership, however, are well-founded...to say the least. - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:52 PM (#1099104) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Tinker Perhaps Trailer Trash Barbie could model the T-shirts ??? |
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22 Jan 04 - 05:57 PM (#1099110) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk My Gawd!!! Will it be Trailer Trash Barbie or Suzanne that gets to model the T-shirt? This is tough. Bee-dub - Clinton didn't infer that, he implied it. I think... - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 06:00 PM (#1099116) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bee-dubya-ell It don't matter whether he inferred it or implied it as long as it's true. |
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22 Jan 04 - 06:02 PM (#1099118) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Wellywellywell, now! Looks like you've hit the big time at last, clanmate. Congrats are on order. Shipping should take 2 weeks and remember to tip the courier. |
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22 Jan 04 - 06:13 PM (#1099126) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin I'll join! I'll join! Can I? He has an awesome recipe for mead and I think Trailer Park Boys are funny too. Sorry can't make it out to Ontari-ari-ari-O any time soon though......I'm so deprived. |
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22 Jan 04 - 06:19 PM (#1099131) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: michaelr "-IF- I ever get rich, I promise to spread my bread around! bookmark this thread and hold me to it!" Clinton, I've got another promise of yours bookmarked. Ya gonna make good on it anytime soon? Cheers, Michael |
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22 Jan 04 - 07:27 PM (#1099188) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond You dind't get it??? Dang... I'll look around in my sent email folder and see if I still have it... Wondered why I hadn't heard from you about it Michael... |
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22 Jan 04 - 08:41 PM (#1099225) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bobert L.H. Between being the "spanker" and the "spankee", I'll take the spanker post... When do I start? And..... what time is lunch hour... Bobert |
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22 Jan 04 - 08:49 PM (#1099231) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Ya starts when ya gits here. Lunch is purty well any old time as long as it's after breakfust. |
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22 Jan 04 - 08:57 PM (#1099236) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Peace Clinton, The club president kept all the blowup dolls. Watch him. But, I'll join the club, too. T-shirt or not. Bruce Murdoch |
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22 Jan 04 - 09:03 PM (#1099240) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: rangeroger I also would like to join. You could make another t-shirt design that has an arrow pointing to CH with the logo "I'm a Fan of Asshole" It would be fun to go up to Ontario and play a whole bunch of music and get blind drunk. Which reminds me, is Shane a member? rr |
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22 Jan 04 - 09:10 PM (#1099242) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Leadfingers Do you need any one to front up the UK branch ?? If so can I offer my decidedly inferior services ?? |
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22 Jan 04 - 09:14 PM (#1099247) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Yes you can! Inferior services is exactly what we're after here. We're not snobs. I haven't heard from Shane yet. - LH |
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22 Jan 04 - 11:14 PM (#1099310) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: harpgirl I'll have a vinegar and water to celebrate! |
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22 Jan 04 - 11:14 PM (#1099311) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,SJF So... I've been ghosting mudcat in my spare time as long as himself has been posting. I have finally been moved to post. Please don't do this... I have to live with him! And if you are doing this... I think I need a t-shirt for my pain and suffering. Signed Clinton's long-suffering wife Sarah |
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22 Jan 04 - 11:23 PM (#1099316) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Sarah, I feel your pain and grok your suffering. I remember. ;) "I haven't heard from Shane yet." Are you waiting for the full moon, LH? |
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22 Jan 04 - 11:41 PM (#1099322) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: katlaughing CH sold out a loooong time ago and you lot are still going to let him eat babies on crackers?! Someone call the SPCC! I still want a t-shirt, though! Sarah, nice to see the better half!:-) kat |
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23 Jan 04 - 05:21 AM (#1099468) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Valdy the dachshund - Club Treasurer Of course I've never been interested in money - up to now I've never had any. Ah well I've just had a long phone conversation with my girlfriend Tamsin - she's a pekinese who lives in a penthouse and we are going to see about getting a lift installed so I can visit her. It's been tough up to now because you must realise Dachshunds with erections can't climb stairs. |
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23 Jan 04 - 10:47 AM (#1099698) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk LOL! Poor Valdy had his knick-knacks removed awhile back, due to complications (he's getting rather elderly), so the whole thing is a fantasy anyway. I'll see if I can find a nice jpeg of Valdy somewhere...maybe. I figure Shane will drop in any time now. Sarah, you have my deepest sympathy! :-) - LH |
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23 Jan 04 - 11:18 AM (#1099720) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: catspaw49 I'd be happy to join myself but I'd want a t-shirt with his picture and since he doesn't want his picture on a t-shirt, I'll have to take a pass on this at least for now. Outside of fanning yourselves, what does a fan club do? Spaw |
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23 Jan 04 - 11:39 AM (#1099741) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor SARAH You get a T-shirt and a freakin Medal!!!!! PM me and I'll send you one first. (no shit) Raptor |
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23 Jan 04 - 11:43 AM (#1099746) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Mrs.Duck Well if it had his picture on it 'spaw I'd volunteer to model it - my chest would be a good match for his head! I'd only join if I could have a t shirt made in chain mail. |
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23 Jan 04 - 11:58 AM (#1099762) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin Poor Valdy indeed, he just hasn't met a sexy Westie bitch and become excited enough. Our Old Wort, the dachshund cross had his knackers removed too, but that didn't stop Old Wort. Hell, he didn't even need Viagra, he may have been shooting blanks, but he lived in doggy heaven for the last few years of his long life. Yer of little faith Little Hawk, invite a a lady in an ermine coat to move in, his dick will be dragging on the ground again in no time. |
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23 Jan 04 - 12:45 PM (#1099796) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk You are probably right, Metchosin. :-) |
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23 Jan 04 - 12:50 PM (#1099800) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk What do we do? Well, we sit around and watch Trailer Park Boys. We play guitars. We grease the top of the bird feeder and watch the squirrel go flying off it in a desperate scramble of flailing arms and legs and laugh ourselves silly. That kind of thing. |
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23 Jan 04 - 12:58 PM (#1099806) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee I volunteer to head up the Pacific Northwest Regional Branch of the Clinton Hammond Fan Club (PNRBoCHFC, for short). As my first official act I volunteer to drink good beer. |
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23 Jan 04 - 01:31 PM (#1099831) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Peg I can't make it to Canada but I will serve as the Spiritual-Advisor-at-Large... |
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23 Jan 04 - 01:46 PM (#1099841) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Good, Peg Your in Say somthin upliftin! Raptor |
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23 Jan 04 - 01:50 PM (#1099847) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond So does that mean we pour out our problems to you, and you pour the spirits, Peg? |
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23 Jan 04 - 02:22 PM (#1099848) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Tinker Clinton, I think that's the bartender. |
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23 Jan 04 - 02:25 PM (#1099850) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster devilmaster is holding a beer. Steve |
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23 Jan 04 - 02:26 PM (#1099851) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond Some of the best sprit advisers I've ever had have been bartenders! LOL |
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23 Jan 04 - 03:11 PM (#1099879) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin Well I dunno, I sort of pictured something like this for Spiritual Advisor, maybe there better be a vote on that one though. Clinton, I don't think you have any say on this. |
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23 Jan 04 - 03:17 PM (#1099887) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond -Buddy Christ is cooler!- Heh |
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23 Jan 04 - 03:25 PM (#1099895) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Clinton, Metchosin is right you don't get a say we don't want you in our club at all! bugger off! Raptor |
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23 Jan 04 - 03:32 PM (#1099901) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond I don't want a 'say'... I'm just making conversation... 'bugger off' Yer not that lucky! |
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23 Jan 04 - 05:30 PM (#1099962) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee I've enlisted about twenty nineteen year old girls to be Clinton Hammond Groupies (CHaGs). They are out enlisting more. We're working it as a pyramid scheme and soon hope to have every young woman in Idaho who is between eighteen and twenty-five a CHaG. |
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23 Jan 04 - 05:43 PM (#1099974) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Tinker Okay it's time for SASS cause we wimen don't much take SASS from thm trailer trash boys without dishin' it back. We've got to do them up higher and lower and such ... so along with being fan club members we'em need more than ya'll can provide. SASS Society for the Admiration of Suffering Sarah --- definately a higher necessity Spiritual Advisors to Sorry Spouses-- techniques of spiritual dispensations |
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23 Jan 04 - 06:49 PM (#1100021) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk This is getting better all the time! This is what happens with truly great ideas. We now have a spinoff club forming: SASS And it's a great idea! The idea about the Idaho groupies is intriguing too. The officers of the CHFC would, of course, be required to personally interview and screen said groupies before they were issued their membership badges. I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn! - LH |
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23 Jan 04 - 09:25 PM (#1100078) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Helium upliftmeohupliftmeohupliftmeohupliftmeohicsplatttt |
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24 Jan 04 - 12:39 AM (#1100160) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster Little Hawk said: I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn! Man, I could so see this turning into the Stockholm syndrome. But... in reverse. Next thing ya know, nobody will be able to save LH and Peg. ;) Steve |
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24 Jan 04 - 01:12 AM (#1100181) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: The Fooles Troupe Used to be able to buy a cloth with a screen printed chain mail pattern on it. I used to knit chain mail. You get strong wrists. Robin |
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24 Jan 04 - 08:56 AM (#1100308) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Rapare set high goals is fine but to "Have" every young woman in Idaho I think Little Hawk has a better shot at makeing Clinton Hammond into a Decent Human... Hmmm... Mabey not Raptor |
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24 Jan 04 - 12:02 PM (#1100401) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Peg well, as anyone knows,any period of cultic indoctrination necessitates a period of total abstinence from all intoxicating substances...and activities. And usually a period of near-starvation is needed as well. Anyone stillinterested? that's why cults kidnap people. ;0 Uplifting thought for the day: No matter how stupidly you behaved last night, there is still someone in the world today who is a bigger asshole than you are or will ever be. |
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24 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM (#1100414) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Little Hawk pecked out: "I think Peg and I should arrange to pool our considerable talents, kidnap Clinton, hold him incommunicado for a week or two in an undisclosed location, and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles. Then we turn him loose...the kinder, gentler Clinton Hammond...a man who rescues homeless skunks and adores small children. A man who kisses babies, but doesn't run for office. A man, in short, reborn!" You think that hasn't been tried already? Do yer worst. Just let get some beer and nachos first. It promises to bee the spectator sport of the season. |
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24 Jan 04 - 12:58 PM (#1100428) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond " No matter how stupidly you behaved last night" From Ron White on the "Blue Coller Comedy" show "I didn't get where I am today worrying about how I'd feel tomorrow" ------------------------- "New Age" Heh... My favourite "New Age" is 12 year old Lagavulin... ------------------------- "kidnap Clinton... and thoroughly indoctrinate him in New Age literature, Wiccan healing techniques, and Universal Spiritual Principles" I'd chew my own head off and escape down my own throat first! LOL |
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24 Jan 04 - 07:21 PM (#1100670) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Ha! Just the reaction I expected, Clinton. :-) I plan to go and visit Raptor soon and check out the T-shirt, but I think he's got stomach flu today, poor lad. - LH |
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25 Jan 04 - 09:22 AM (#1100910) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Clinton "Heres your sign" |
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25 Jan 04 - 03:46 PM (#1101102) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster So back to the original question: 'How much money would it take to get CH to play a house concert that weekend?" ;) (like any good agent, i'm trying to profit off of the work and sweat of others. You should have seen my plans for a decorative paddle business last night) :D Steve |
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25 Jan 04 - 04:32 PM (#1101130) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Slap Happy If I ever have a son, I am going to name him William Clinton Hammond Jefferson. |
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25 Jan 04 - 04:45 PM (#1101139) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Bill Clinton? How `bout Clinton Hammond Rye? |
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26 Jan 04 - 09:57 AM (#1101688) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Here's a challenge to all Clinton Hammond Fans out there! Grow a goatee beard Just Like Clinton! Raptor |
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26 Jan 04 - 10:22 AM (#1101713) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: *daylia* Raptor, I'll try, but it'll probably require some kind of divine intervention. So for those of us who are hormonally challenged to express our loyalty this way, how about letting armpit hair grow, maybe even dying it red just like Clinton's, instead??? (I'm assuming the hair in his pits is red, just like the hair on his head. But I've yet to gaze into his armpits .... hey, maybe he'll post a picture so we'll all know for sure!) ;-) daylia |
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26 Jan 04 - 11:00 AM (#1101753) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Valdy the dachshund - Club Treasurer The other night on the television there was a report about testicular implants for dogs. Tamsin agrees with me that it would be nice for me to have a full cluster again. Does anyone have a contact number for this sort of treatment ? Keep the donations pouring in - life's a warm bitch on heat ! |
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26 Jan 04 - 11:08 AM (#1101759) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Bill D implants, Valdy? With your luck, you'd get 'em from a St. Bernard, and twice the problem climbing stairs! |
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26 Jan 04 - 11:49 AM (#1101789) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Goatee??? That's a goatee? The wimmen too? I mean, we go wimmen out here in Idaho that can do it, but I dunno.... |
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26 Jan 04 - 11:56 AM (#1101796) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor It looked like a goatee on his main page! OK Goatee, Beard, Red Pit Fur, Grow whatever you want! Raptor |
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26 Jan 04 - 12:24 PM (#1101822) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,T-shirt orders T-shirts be quick before the sell out |
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26 Jan 04 - 01:40 PM (#1101874) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee My campaign to recruit all of the young women in Idaho into the CHFC is going far more slowly than expected. The comments are interesting: "CHFC? Isn't that one of those chemicals that are killing the ozone layer?" "Who? Clinton? Sorry, I'm Republican." "Is he the guy that makes the maps? I just loooooooove his atlases!" "The what??" |
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26 Jan 04 - 01:58 PM (#1101887) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Nice shirts, bo! Now make some similar ones with Big Daddy Malone's picture on them, and underneath it: "Shoot Me On Sight" They would sell great in Chicago. I guarantee it. Chongo |
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26 Jan 04 - 08:12 PM (#1102110) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST hey t-shirts rule |
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26 Jan 04 - 08:29 PM (#1102124) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Cluin I already have a goatee. And I don't want to be a member. I ain't no fan and I ain't no joiner. But I'm keeping my goat, at least for another couple weeks till it warms up some. Besides you spelled his first name wrong on the T-Shirt. |
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26 Jan 04 - 10:39 PM (#1102174) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond And my last name too... |
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27 Jan 04 - 12:12 AM (#1102238) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk Yeah, that is weird about the spelling...but Raptor has always been a poor speller. I'll have to see if we can do a second run and fix that. You just KNOW if we do, that those first few mispelled shirts will be worth a fortune on Ebay in a year or two from now!!! Got a call from Britney Spears. She wants to join the Idaho groupies desperately. - LH |
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27 Jan 04 - 07:06 AM (#1102395) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: clansfolk I thought the misspelling on the T-shirts was intentional? - and there to be corrected... |
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27 Jan 04 - 09:19 AM (#1102481) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor I did not make those T-shirts Raptor |
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27 Jan 04 - 10:37 AM (#1102555) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee Since Britney Spears is not a resident of this Great Area, she can only be accepted in the Pacific Northwest Regiment (Idaho Battalion) of the CHFC if she can pass a Certain Test. The examination is of course confidential, but another young woman (who passed it) refered to the battery of examinations as "those cute l'il ol' testys." |
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27 Jan 04 - 12:47 PM (#1102659) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor Rapaire, You called me perverted and madfolk? Raptor |
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27 Jan 04 - 09:15 PM (#1103051) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk So, who did make those T-shirts then? |
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28 Jan 04 - 12:32 AM (#1103153) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Someone who really likes bilabial nasal and alveolar nasal consonants. |
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28 Jan 04 - 12:38 AM (#1103157) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin aw gee......I can only sport a few errant hairs on my chin and my red pit hair is decidedly sparse too......will you accept a red merkin Raptor? |
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28 Jan 04 - 12:49 AM (#1103161) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin What's a merkin? Is it shaped like an upside down goatee? |
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28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM (#1103167) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on. |
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28 Jan 04 - 01:20 AM (#1103169) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Cluin Then it would look like an arrow, but pointing the wrong way. |
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28 Jan 04 - 10:11 AM (#1103454) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Raptor What is a Mirkin? |
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28 Jan 04 - 11:12 AM (#1103521) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Rapparee I thought EVERYONE knew what a merkin is. All of the young women in the Idaho Regiment are wearing them; they have the letters "CHFC" woven in. |
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28 Jan 04 - 11:15 AM (#1103523) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Rapaire, you old scoundrel, we need ya to fill in the Fermi end on the latest caper. Read up on it and get ta work. The plot's heating up fast. Contact Chief and Hawk for details behind the scenes. Chongo |
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25 Jun 05 - 01:48 PM (#1509578) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond My wife is still waiting for her T-shirt! :-P |
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25 Jun 05 - 01:58 PM (#1509583) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu *************************************************************** Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Metchosin - PM Date: 28 Jan 04 - 01:10 AM not usually........but I guess if you wanted to get creative, you could make it look like an upsidedown goatee, depending on which way you stuck it on. *************************************************************** A year and a half and nobody bit on that one? (Yup... definitely intended.) |
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25 Jun 05 - 02:06 PM (#1509589) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond "nobody bit on that one" Excuse the pun eh? 100 :-P |
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25 Jun 05 - 02:19 PM (#1509594) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu You did... so bite me. BTW, sorry for what I didn't say to you the day before yesterday in the posts that don't exist. Not that I didn't mean it... it's just that I gotta learn to "keep my nose out". 'nee jerk reaction? gknight in rusting armour perhaps? No matter... what's not be done is done away with. |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:07 PM (#1509767) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River You ain't never played Blind River, Clinton. That makes you a flippin' loser in my book. Shape up, eh? - BDiBR |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:25 PM (#1509776) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: GUEST,WAsTed in wAwa ha ha ahah *hic* ha! flippin' floppin' loserS go BLinD in dRunk RIver |
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25 Jun 05 - 07:45 PM (#1509793) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: gnu Sounds like a country song in the makin. |
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25 Jun 05 - 08:06 PM (#1509809) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Devilmaster I want a t-shirt, damnit!!!!!! That way, i can officially be the band's 'wrong-hole' roadie..... |
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25 Jun 05 - 08:27 PM (#1509819) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Clinton Hammond You already are Steve... :-) |
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26 Jun 05 - 04:11 PM (#1510463) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: bobad How much do we get paid to join ? |
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27 Jun 05 - 07:40 AM (#1510885) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Emma B Hey! - I've already got the CH CD! |
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27 Jun 05 - 02:18 PM (#1511084) Subject: RE: BS: Announcing the Clinton Hammond Fan Club! From: Little Hawk You should SEE the flippin' T-shirt, man...FAR FLIPPIN' OUT! |