BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero

28 Jan 04 - 03:38 AM (#1103207)
Subject: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,secret fan

hey John from Hull

i enjoy your posts so much.


your secret fan

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28 Jan 04 - 03:41 AM (#1103210)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

Three cheers for jOhn the nutter. Snowy is a great name for your new hamster. Let me know if you want any hamster recipes and I will PM them to you. Constantly eating them in sandwiches must get boring.

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28 Jan 04 - 04:47 AM (#1103239)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Bobby, the correct spelling for our hero is jOhn.

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28 Jan 04 - 04:51 AM (#1103244)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

Morning baldy.

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28 Jan 04 - 05:07 AM (#1103253)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Sttaw Legend

Morning Bobert
PS: There's been a miracle its all grown back.

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28 Jan 04 - 08:37 AM (#1103373)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Ozzy

Hamsters?!? Didn't I bite the head off one once?

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28 Jan 04 - 08:57 AM (#1103385)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dead Horse

He also swallows bears. How macho is that!

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28 Jan 04 - 10:10 AM (#1103451)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Sttaw Legend

Field validation of an inverse geochemical model using 222Rn as a proxy for VOC transport in the unsaturated zone delivers jOhns Guiness.

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28 Jan 04 - 02:51 PM (#1103673)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

"Hamsters?!? Didn't I bite the head off one once?"

Kloest i cum to dat wuz a'lickin' a phew beavers..

jOhn aint no herow uv myne. hisn spellin' aint proppar.

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28 Jan 04 - 03:23 PM (#1103699)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,53

Act-chew-al-ee,
Y-oar postes make my preevius ones and mee, look lyke a geen-yus.
Yoo mai bee a more-on, butt ewe are OUR more-on!

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28 Jan 04 - 03:36 PM (#1103711)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Ed.

John is not a 'nutter' I thought that personal attacks weren't allowed?

I'd like to forward you all a message that John sent me when I was going through a bad time, that would show you what John is really like. As most of you have chosen to post as guests, I can't.

A shame.

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28 Jan 04 - 05:31 PM (#1103794)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: The Fooles Troupe

Oh Dear,
have the GUESTS playing "Piggy In The Middle" now moved on to John?

PITM players like to pick a victim whom they think that no one will defend because nobody likes that person because that person is too tall, too short, too ugly, too beautiful, too smelly, too illiterate, whatever.

Do they think that John is now a suitable victim because now one will defend him?

Wrong!

Robin

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28 Jan 04 - 06:34 PM (#1103824)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Sorcha

Now, listen, Guest of 02:51 PM don't go picking my friend jOhn! He is way cool, and I like him! Don't get Auntie Scorhy on your back.

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28 Jan 04 - 06:37 PM (#1103825)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Les from Hull

I don't see anyone knocking jOhn here, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery. And I'm sure that jOhn is capable of defending himself.

I suppose I'm a member of the fan club too. I'm happy he's a mate of mine.

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28 Jan 04 - 07:00 PM (#1103842)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51

Sorie Auntie Scorhy u scart' me tuh ur side so's u aint on muh back!
i will rite "i lik jOhn from Hull won hunnerd tymes" 9 on the black broad, ur, black bored as i done in skool.

hay, Les from Hull is thar a more from Hull two?

i due axeuallie like jOhn, 'ime juss funnin'

i lik jOhn, i lik jOhn... ... ...

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28 Jan 04 - 07:10 PM (#1103850)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bs bcrap

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28 Jan 04 - 07:17 PM (#1103859)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: freda underhill

i enjoy jOhn's posts too - jOhn u r a good bloke (highest aussie compliment).

fred

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28 Jan 04 - 07:55 PM (#1103890)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

eye ronnie doant travelle.

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28 Jan 04 - 10:35 PM (#1103960)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: The Fooles Troupe

Nice poetry garg, pity you made a freudian slip by posting in YELLOW... :-)

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28 Jan 04 - 10:46 PM (#1103968)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Big Mick

Only shallow people would not be able to recognize the depth of character, and the big heart, the jOhn has. I think he is one of the best of us.

Mick

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28 Jan 04 - 11:09 PM (#1103981)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: open mike

ah ha i found that if you high light the yellow text it comes to life.
yellow snow, on the other hand, you should avoid with either hand.

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29 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM (#1104117)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant

. . . and both feet !

Is jOhn feeling bashful ? - he hasn't posted yet.

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29 Jan 04 - 05:52 AM (#1104119)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant

Hang on - what if he's taking up Animaterra's offer of a job as a "Cultural Ambassador" ?

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29 Jan 04 - 05:58 AM (#1104124)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

No chance! He would never leave Hull. I suspect he is touring the local pet shops trying to choose a new hamster.

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29 Jan 04 - 08:53 AM (#1104233)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51

kullchurull (Hull-chur-ull) ambassider frum Hull! why knot! hisn grammar memmecks pResidint BuShes talkin' an we's all no's bUsh9 iz a ambassider tuh tha werld. why iz bet jOhn kan fin tuh weepons uv masse dystrucksun (9wMd)0

i sez giv jOhn frum Null, er Hull, tuh kees tuh evry citty him vizits.

i lik jOhn frum Hull...i lik jOhn...99.. i lik..1 hunnerd tymes!

jOhn r u fur reel?

Piece mann, ussins all lik u bruther! 9reely)

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29 Jan 04 - 09:15 AM (#1104251)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bassic

j0hn is busy making sner blerks and eating orangis I think. If he does become an Ambasider, then he should open an embasy in the regional capital of York..............possibly on this street?

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29 Jan 04 - 09:38 AM (#1104269)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

what a koinsidence frum that rticle Bassic bluclikied 'bout the Shambles:

"Look out for low doorways (like number 9), and crooked windows"

jOhnz imbassie kud b in tuh room of hisn favoright mumbr 9! it iz alreedie thar. dat iz erie!

iz that amazein' ur whut! hit must be a sin 9that mabe speld sign0)

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29 Jan 04 - 09:43 AM (#1104274)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Guest of 02:51

sorie, dat last Guest post wuz frum me. dune wanna be a anonnymus guest poaster.

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29 Jan 04 - 04:53 PM (#1104596)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave the Gnome

Musical interlude...

oH joh9n from Hull u-oo r my here-e-e-r0
cum rite it down
like wat it iz sed
an tell too me
the evry rai-=ai-=-=sens
wy youv not ritten
on htis thred

Good on you Secret Fan! Recognition at last for one of Mudcats unsung geniuses.

Cheers

DtG

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29 Jan 04 - 05:29 PM (#1104628)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: The Fooles Troupe

Pot Noodles Can't Be Beat

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29 Jan 04 - 05:46 PM (#1104638)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Joybell

I'm a fan too. Joy

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29 Jan 04 - 06:02 PM (#1104653)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: akenaton

I opened a thread on Drug problems a few months ago.
John sent in a post describing his experiences as a pizza delivery driver in hull. It was a fine post,telling of the young drug addicts he saw as he travelled around.
John is obviously a caring and warm hearted person who is a stranger to bullshit....."Goan yersel jOhn".....Ake

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30 Jan 04 - 05:20 AM (#1104991)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

Poppagator,
          You think too much! You are looking for hidden meaning where there ain't none.The answer to the typo's is simple:-
   a) computer keyboards are new to Hull, so there is inevitably a bit of a learning curve involved.
   b) jOhn always types with his mittens on.

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30 Jan 04 - 05:47 AM (#1105007)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Sttaw Legend

Secret unknown fact (so don't tell anyone) jOhn is managing director of Quick Fit (the national exhaust and tyre specialist).

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30 Jan 04 - 06:54 AM (#1105046)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant

I reckon that the real reason that we get all these funny posting from Hull is that their own special telephone system works to completely different protocols to the rest of the network.

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30 Jan 04 - 06:11 PM (#1105504)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: jacqui c

I will admit to being one of joh9n's fans. His posts are invariably funny and I get the impression that there is a very intelligent individual in there. I like the threads he starts just to get a discussion going - that shows an original mind. I only wish that I could do that kind of thing myself - keep up the good work joh9n.

I agree with Poppagator that joh9n's messages are easier to read than some of the above.

As to why joh9n hasn't posted to the thread - do you think he's got a bit shy of the attention or has the Hull telephone system claimed another victim?

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30 Jan 04 - 11:33 PM (#1105634)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: harpmaker

jOhn from hull is one of the most interesting & nice guys you could ever wish to meet, (fact) Blobjacket, on the otherhand, showed me his new bike the other day, and told me it was orange. But it was actually black. (Also fact) Dont let other mudcatters use your computer when they can post under your handle! you never know what they've posted. If jOhn from hull had his own way, he would deliver each & every one of you (with no exception) a curry ship. But you might have to lick it off his tee-shirt. Or lick it off Oaklet. (Oaklet goes around in jOhn's saddle bag)(s).

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31 Jan 04 - 12:03 AM (#1105645)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

harpmaker-As you know, I have yoused your computer when visiting your house, but that was ages ago, and I posted "this is not harpmaker, it is john from hull", and none of that weird shit you posted the other night was from me, so dont try and say it was.john

i have never posted as anyone else here, if anybody doesent believe me, they can ask Joe, or Jeff or Max.

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31 Jan 04 - 12:22 AM (#1105659)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anyway=thanks to everyone that said nice things about me [ED, Sorcha, Les, BIg Mick etc], everyone else can just get lost.john

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31 Jan 04 - 12:31 AM (#1105661)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

[not everyone], just the ones that dident say nice things.john

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31 Jan 04 - 01:16 PM (#1105970)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Blowzabella

I think jOhn is brilliant too! He's not just funny and witty but very nice with it and his postings really cheer up a dull day! In fact it was him that made me decide to join Mudcat, instead of just browsing through the threads. A nice bloke!

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31 Jan 04 - 04:51 PM (#1106105)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Joybell

Count me in as nice, jOhn. I enjoy your wit too. I'd draw you a smiley face in the O of my name if I could work out how to do it. Cheers and JOY

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01 Feb 04 - 02:13 AM (#1106377)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

thanks everyomne, anyway, i got a message from harpmaker, and he knows it was not me, and it was someone else, and he dident even know anything about it or nothing.john

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01 Feb 04 - 02:25 AM (#1106379)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

ps=i seen harpmaker in real life, i see him a few years ago, he got a harp in a session in hull, and i said "that is nice harp, werre you get that from then?", he said i made it myself"
i dident beleeve him!
i think "like fuck you did, you lying shit!, but he did, he makes harps, thats why he is called harp builder, [his reeel name is john], that was in polor bear a few years ago, my girlfrend was there as well, I think john likes my girlfrend more thsn me!, [we split up, i told her piss off, ], john see me on my one in session one day, say "heloo john, weres your missses?, i said i got rid of her, ", john said, "oh, i sorry to hear, that, she was really nice, and a good laugh etc, waht you rid of her for then!"
she was ok, good laugh etc, but too moany, in the house, []moany people are no good, so best to get rid of them, anyway=maybe i find a new girlfrend now, she works in a sandwidge ship, and shes really nice, i known her for about 6 months now, and she never moaned yet, so i see how it goes, she got a big smiley face, so i think it goes well, i let you know.john

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01 Feb 04 - 03:49 AM (#1106391)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Teresa

Well, jOhn I haven't known you long, but I bet you'd take your shirt off your back to help someone out who needs it. And if you're a stranger to BS, as someone mentioned above, well, that goes a long way in my book, too. :)
Teresa

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01 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM (#1106414)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anyway=guest secresyt fan, =why dont so saying how you are than, and if you not a mudvat person, then its nothing to do withn you anywat , so jusyt get losyt.john

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01 Feb 04 - 06:23 AM (#1106431)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

heloo teresa, i like to help people when i can, up until, a couple of years ago., i used to give a week each year helping disabled kids, anyway, this is nothing special, Ed, and others stil do volountry work,I do my bit, [i rarely mention it], but i thimk everyone ds

should do waht they can, i think they dole people should be made to do compulsory vonotary work, wahgt you think?

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01 Feb 04 - 06:29 AM (#1106436)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

anyway=even if you got no money, [if you on the dole, or sicjk oer wahtever], you can still do volonteee jobs, just see your local volonteer office, [ in hull its called hul volonteeer bureau, anlaby toad], i been there , that time when i got redundant from the hotel=
and i advise 4evrtry people to volounteeeer work. keepo you busy., amnd usefull.
[i bit pissed now, but i post proprrb in fo, wengh i get dober][.

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01 Feb 04 - 06:55 AM (#1106443)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Teresa

Community service in exchange for government assistance? Not a bad idea, if it's worked right. I don't want to even try to go into it now, with my brain as fuzzy as it is at 3:50 am ... but maybe a modest try at a discussion later ... :)
Teresa

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01 Feb 04 - 07:11 AM (#1106450)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

hellooo, i pisssed now,, nbut in tsalkjm toom yoiiiu laterr.johnnnn.

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01 Feb 04 - 10:25 AM (#1106518)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Guest, Guest of 02:51

I like jOhn...I like jOhn...however:

Are the last 2 posts by jOhn brilliant, as some have described his posts as being? I too like jOhn's wit, when he is sober (if in fact he has been drinking when he "types" some of his messages). I understand that he might have a drinking problem and made a New Year's resolution to cut down on the alcoholic drinks. I just don't think encouraging posts like the last two are helpful to him, if they are the result of too much drink. jOhn, your wit will remain sans the alchohol.

jOhn, please take this as it is intended. I think most people do like you (I do) and your posts (some of them). You are a Mudcat staple. If your typing is intentional and "tongue in cheek" that is fine, but if it is because you've had a pint more Guinness than you should have, you can bet that it will elicit those "crank" replies to your threads.

This reply is from someone who gave up drinking because of some of the foolish things done while inebriated.

Also, there are probably some typos and grammatical errors in this post (this is just a forum on the Internet, right?) and you are welcome to point them out.

jOhn, some of your typing and grammar skills are excellent and some, as exemplified by the last two, are not. Your mistyped posts may be funny to us, but probably not for you, if derived from too much alcohol. Sometimes you type and "sumtyme yu "tipe"

If you are the "Foster Brooks" of Mudcat and a comedian, then you have made your mark and fooled many of the rest of us. If you type in an alcoholic stupor, then please cut down on the drinking so we can have you and your wit around for many years to come.

I know, I have no right to judge you and I will never reply to another one of your posts if you tell me I am not welcome to respond. I respect you that much.

I like jOhn from Hull, I like jOhn……… one hundred times!

Guest of 02:51   (Am I forgiven Auntie Sorchy? My back is killin me!)

Quote: "Now, listen, Guest of 02:51 PM don't go picking my friend jOhn! He is way cool, and I like him! Don't get Auntie Scorhy on your back."

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02 Feb 04 - 03:44 AM (#1107053)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

Hic

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02 Feb 04 - 04:04 AM (#1107062)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

Morning Harpmaker,
                Is it really that small? Ps: your babies are safe.

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02 Feb 04 - 04:19 AM (#1107069)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

Penisimo...

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02 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM (#1107147)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant

Don't worry Harpy - if you can pee standing up and still manage to miss your shoes, then you don't have anything to worry about. Anyway you sound like the sort of person who can rise to a challenge.

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02 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM (#1107188)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: harpmaker

Do you think I should change my handle to little willy!?

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02 Feb 04 - 08:59 AM (#1107212)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Bobjack

How about Mr Tripod? NOT!

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02 Feb 04 - 09:17 AM (#1107233)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST,Skipjack K8

To whom it may concern, the killer raffle ticket in the LoughStock11 draw was held by catsPHiddle. In a field of nearly 400 tickets, the winner was...................   9!

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03 Feb 04 - 08:43 AM (#1108095)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

We thought you were sailing in the curry ship jOhn, congratulations let us know what U won.

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03 Feb 04 - 10:51 AM (#1108206)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: Dave Bryant

jOhn - now that you're a superhero, do you have to wear your underpants on the outside ?

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03 Feb 04 - 11:03 AM (#1108211)
Subject: RE: BS: joh9n from Hull u r my hero
From: GUEST

With or without curry stains ?

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