31 Jan 04 - 03:07 PM (#1106050) Subject: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Raggytash Well someone had to do it. I hope this months thread not only has more response than last months (a very poor total indded) but has an intellectual standard that exceeds the expectations of the goons and trolls who, although they condemn it, cannot help but read it. we can at least try and make it entertaining for them as they apparently have but little else to do !! |
31 Jan 04 - 03:10 PM (#1106052) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Raggytash Just so I can introduce a little musical element at the start (the lack of which has been a source of much criticism from trolls)may I direct you to another thread thats goes under the title of Raggytash & Wombat. Sorry to divert the thread so soon but one must do what one must do |
31 Jan 04 - 07:18 PM (#1106224) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Les from Hull I was happy to be at tonight's gig in Hull (briefly). And they didn't even try to sell me a CD! |
01 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM (#1106403) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Raggytash They've probably sold out ! do I get a freebie for crawling? |
01 Feb 04 - 08:02 AM (#1106472) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Les, you don't get away that easy.This was a slip up on our managers part. Mrs Ossonflags does not leave the house without at least twenty CD's nailed to her thigh,so I desay she will aproach you today. I love you like a brother Raggy,however my steet cred must remain intact. |
02 Feb 04 - 05:09 AM (#1107084) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Bobjack Les, you must have been at a different bloody gig to me then! Mrs O floored me with a flying tackle as soon as I entered the place and politely insisted that I purchase said CD! 'steal away' is the best track. |
02 Feb 04 - 06:14 AM (#1107107) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Thanks for the review Bob jack, a little short maybe, but to the point. |
02 Feb 04 - 07:07 AM (#1107134) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: muppett When are you all coming t' perform in Sunny Bradford then? |
02 Feb 04 - 11:45 AM (#1107358) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sir Roger de Beverley I ran out of money yesterday having purchased too much beer in the Monk's so I haven't got a copy of the CD yet, but I will when next I the mobile PTH shop. R |
02 Feb 04 - 01:19 PM (#1107420) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags When we get the invite Muppet, when we get the invite. |
03 Feb 04 - 03:46 AM (#1107948) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Ahem, I have news of a music related nature, if you don't mind? This is for the musicians amongst us. You know when you're learning an instrument, initially you play what you're taught, painstakingly, to play, gradually getting better? You get pretty good at doing what you've learnt, but can still only play what you've been shown. Then you start experimenting making it sound a bit different. But then, somewhere down the line, a magical breakthrough takes place which tranforms your playing. I'm talking about the first time you hear a specific piece of music in your head, pick up your instrument and figure out how to play it without being shown. Or perhaps you're tinkering around with a guitar, and something you play reminds you of something, so you sit until you've figured out what it is, and how to play it. This is a fundamental breakthrough that divides those of us who play parrot fashion what they have been taught, or learnt from a book, from those of us who are musicians. Who feel music inside their head, and can make it happen at their fingertips. The musicians amongst us will know what I mean, and will probably remember when it first happened to them. I know I do. Anyway, this is something I have been waiting to happen to my son Alex for a little while now, knowing it's just around the corner for him. This weekend, he acquired a newish Yamaha Guitar. He took it upstairs on Sunday, stripped the strings, put a new set on it, tuned it up, and proceeded to play it. He came back downstairs about three hours later, and said "Dad, what's this tune called? I found it by accident" Wait for this, folks.... He had tuned the E down to a dropped D. He sat down and proceeded to play the entire A part of.... Abbeyfeale. Oakley, you have struck again. I imagine you may be quite chuffed about that. I know I was. Gobsmacked. Not only that, but he then said "that would sound good with two guitars in harmony, dad." Watch this space, there's a new kid in town. |
03 Feb 04 - 04:08 AM (#1107958) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet Bless him. |
03 Feb 04 - 05:51 AM (#1108006) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Skipjack K8 What, he chose the most depressing track9 on the CD? I suspect jOhn's breakthrough will occur further up the track listing! Wonderful story, Peter, and very well written, in my opinion. All power to the lad. My clone is taking a little longer, but he has taken to my new electric bass with some aplomb. |
03 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM (#1108011) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: muppett Nay just come over t' Melborn any Sunday or Monday eve. |
04 Feb 04 - 08:00 AM (#1109007) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo, i just eat 4 oranges.john |
04 Feb 04 - 09:23 AM (#1109068) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister I thought this thread was dead already, jOhn. 4th of the month, and extinct. Is this an omen? |
05 Feb 04 - 04:07 AM (#1109772) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ See important message on Karen&Colin thread CT |
05 Feb 04 - 10:30 AM (#1109954) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Linda Kelly Guys, have finally had the chance to sit down and listen to your bloody marvellous CD!!!! Michael your voice sounds sweeter than ever you are a true balladeer - I love 'Ordinary Man' and 'Steal Away'. Dave's 'Abbeyfeale' remains one of the most stunning tunes anyone is likely to hear and has been sensitively and beautifully played on this CD. The guitar at the beginning is amazing (Pete?). Finally, love this version of Sparehand- great arrangement by Andy on the squeezebox and sounds so much better sung by a bloke!!! keep it up guys!!! Linda |
05 Feb 04 - 11:50 AM (#1110014) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Any likihood of you boys and girls putting in an appearance at the RBRB fund raiser on the 13th March, you would be more than welcome either individually or as a gang |
05 Feb 04 - 03:20 PM (#1110140) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet On behalf of the band, I extend thanks to you, Linda Kelly for sharing your thoughts upon hearing the CD, on a thread read by literally tens of people. I know that Ossonflags is a bit shy when it comes to receiving the plaudits of others, DeanMeister is still a bit too full to speak and the accordionist doesn't bother with this electrical nonesense. Your song is stunning. Ossonflags is a bloke? Since when? |
05 Feb 04 - 05:13 PM (#1110198) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Linda Kelly since early yesterday evening -well he is either a bloke or it's a trick of the light. |
06 Feb 04 - 04:36 AM (#1110553) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Whaddaya mean (Pete?) Linda? Cheeky bugger. Actually it was McGarry wot played that bit. |
06 Feb 04 - 05:08 AM (#1110581) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Linda Kelly sorry mate it was perfectly innocent- I was not amazed that it was youjust enquiring whether it was!I am well aware that it falls within your ocnsiderable talents- you were splendid! |
06 Feb 04 - 05:08 AM (#1110582) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Linda, I thank you again for giving me that song and I am delighted to hear you think me and Andy did it justice. |
06 Feb 04 - 05:14 AM (#1110587) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags O .............. I nearly forgot. Punch the Horse is playing at the "Hope and Anchor", South Ferriby, this Saturday. The line up will be Andy, Antoine and Oakley. |
06 Feb 04 - 05:22 AM (#1110593) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Oi Ossen .......... you getting yourself to Raggys do in march |
06 Feb 04 - 05:32 AM (#1110603) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags I am really sorry to miss the Ragged Tashed Philanthropissed do. We shall be playing at the "Durty Nellies" that night. |
06 Feb 04 - 07:04 AM (#1110630) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Forgiven, Linda. x You can be my friend! |
06 Feb 04 - 07:09 AM (#1110632) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Oh, and good luck tomorrow night, fellas. Do give Bob Lowry my regards, won't you? Btw, current shortlist for name of new band (Fizzy Gravy as Dave named us temporarily) includes the following so far:- The Jack Daniels Quintet The Jack Daniels Experience The Midnight Cowboys and...... The Bill Shatners (thought you'd like that one!) The things we do for a laugh.... Cheers, Pete. |
06 Feb 04 - 02:27 PM (#1110881) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: harpmaker 'Tis indeed a good cd, the talent for music is endless in this part of the world! Personally I like mick's voice when he sings softley-it comes over realy well on the cd. Well done to all concearned!! |
09 Feb 04 - 05:39 AM (#1112344) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Cheers, John. What news of South Ferriby? |
09 Feb 04 - 06:22 AM (#1112363) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash When last heard of, South Ferriby was being gradually eroded by efforts of the River Humber and slowly being transported to Holland in an early and valiant bid to truly be at the heart of the European Economic Union. Further details of this bold decision will follow when time allows |
09 Feb 04 - 06:40 AM (#1112370) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet South Ferriby has just achieved its second consecutive black leather hangglider award from the English Tourism Board for having absolutely no facilities for visitors whatsoever. We are all very proud and have set fire to several cars and and a sausage delivery vehicle in celebration. |
09 Feb 04 - 08:50 AM (#1112458) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ I saw a seal in South Ferriby last Friday. Honest, takes some believing. I wonder what it had been feeding on but wouldn't take the offer of a pint of the black stuff from mer. CT |
09 Feb 04 - 09:53 AM (#1112515) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST Dull, dull, dull. De - trace. |
10 Feb 04 - 05:50 AM (#1113133) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags It is a little know fact that seals would sell there soul for a whelk. |
10 Feb 04 - 06:58 AM (#1113173) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Ayatollah CT's eyesight is defective due to alchol starvation. I was taking a purifying dip. A. Jay'bee. |
10 Feb 04 - 07:01 AM (#1113174) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash If taking a dip in the North Sea is purifying for you, all I can surmise is that you must be really manky to start off with, perhaps it was a typo and you meant putrifying Sorry ...................... Raggytash |
11 Feb 04 - 03:55 AM (#1113796) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ There is little wonder that Ayatollah walks with a lisp and his vibrato is so good if he indulges in taking the odd dip from the sandy banks in South Ferriby. CT |
11 Feb 04 - 04:32 AM (#1113807) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet Last night he vibrated so heavily that his eyes and teeth popped out. |
11 Feb 04 - 04:40 AM (#1113810) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ That was the Oakley that was CT |
11 Feb 04 - 04:53 AM (#1113821) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Could it also account for his interesting skin conditions |
11 Feb 04 - 05:20 AM (#1113834) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet Look - I've had enough of this. It started off as drivel which is fine, now it has descended into utter piffle. If you have something interesting to say about music in all its forms, particularly the depressing9 track 9 - Abbeyfeale on the album "Changing Your Demeanour9", please gush forth. If you want to dicsuss skin conditions, shellfish or any other nonesense. Just shut up. I have had enough of this and I am completely beside myself with agahstness again. A musical question, if that's ok with you. Have you any tips for emtpying a 'cello which is completely stuffed with hardened pink blancmange? It is a serious question. And if you are wondering, it happened at one of my restrained and genteel musical house parties last week. |
11 Feb 04 - 05:52 AM (#1113852) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ Try stuffing Welks inside the Cello Dave. You will be amazed at the capacity of the wee beasties to digest most substances known to man CT |
11 Feb 04 - 05:56 AM (#1113854) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Oaktwig, Crab Apple whatever your name is ......... you completely miss my point, if you actually play the dots and lessions on Ayatollah's skin the music there descibed is wonderfully evocative of Bedouin camps at night, the smells...... sweat, camel shit, hashish, the sounds of the deserts, the rustling of the sands, the cry of the scarab beetle as it perishes under the onslaught of a scorpion, the farting of the old men, the sighs of the women folk as they contemplate the next days washing ......... John Vaughan Williams eat your heart out |
11 Feb 04 - 11:41 AM (#1114107) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Did you know that it is common practice to make plaster casts of camel shit, paint it camel shit colour and turn them into land mines? |
11 Feb 04 - 11:59 AM (#1114114) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST Didn't know camels could paint, bet they get the hump. |
11 Feb 04 - 11:14 PM (#1114584) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull heloo, i reckon tyhat tune called "Abbie Fail" , is the bloody most depressing and boring tune i eber heard in my life,= they put it on that CAra CD, now is bloddy on the pinch the horse cd, , is boring and rubbishh, [and make you want to jill yourself! i domnt know whgo wrote it, but he must be a right misberale basterd! [i bet it was mandolin malcom] most miserabluele tune i eber heatrd in my lofe.john |
11 Feb 04 - 11:21 PM (#1114586) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ps=big load of shit.john |
12 Feb 04 - 05:31 AM (#1114700) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sweetfia Carlm down John, it's just a tune! |
12 Feb 04 - 08:45 AM (#1114804) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ Oaklet....AQUAGEL |
12 Feb 04 - 10:42 AM (#1114885) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Any further disparaging remarks about the most sublime tune I have ever had the priviledge to play will receive death threats. So there. |
12 Feb 04 - 12:33 PM (#1114960) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet Come on Demister, you must admit that it really is a bit of a dirge. |
13 Feb 04 - 09:41 AM (#1115221) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Regarding Johns negative and disparaging remarks about your composition Oaks.I think you might have blown it for getting a booking at his folk club. |
13 Feb 04 - 09:44 AM (#1115223) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Punch the Horde is playing at the Rose and Crown in Hornsea saturday night. Nikki on fiddle Antoine on guitar.9oopm start. |
13 Feb 04 - 11:36 AM (#1115245) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Can I come? |
15 Feb 04 - 05:38 AM (#1116238) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags yes, you could have but you didn't. |
15 Feb 04 - 05:42 AM (#1116241) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags For any one in/ going to Whitby this coming weekend. Punch the Horse will be playing in the "Endeavoure" saturday night.We shall be ariving on friday about nineish and hope to have an impromptu sess/jamm that night if any one wants to join us. |
15 Feb 04 - 06:25 AM (#1116258) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Raggytash Will see you Satyrday all being well, are you intending a warm up session during the afternnon |
15 Feb 04 - 11:19 AM (#1116357) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags We shall be doing summat on the fri night if all goes to plan, but i desay with your good self, summat will be happening on the saturday aft !!! |
16 Feb 04 - 05:08 AM (#1116790) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Did I miss much? |
16 Feb 04 - 11:32 AM (#1117019) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Yes. |
16 Feb 04 - 11:35 AM (#1117024) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST Certainly did, Kate Rusby turned up and did a couple of songs |
16 Feb 04 - 12:21 PM (#1117058) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister I love Kate Rusby, me. |
16 Feb 04 - 03:16 PM (#1117164) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: mandomad Heyup Ossonflags!! We(The Endeavour Bedlam Brigade) have moved our usual Saturday neet congregation to the Friday this week, cos you lot are comin', so we'll be chuffed join you in a session of mirth, musica and Adnams on Friday eve in the Butler's Beerhouse. The saturday nights are heaving these days so you'll have a good time on Sat, too. See you mandomad & Jingle |
16 Feb 04 - 07:40 PM (#1117331) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,raggytash what chance one of the finest mandolin players venturing out for a dabble at lunchtime |
17 Feb 04 - 03:47 AM (#1117527) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Wish I was coming :o( |
18 Feb 04 - 09:17 AM (#1118357) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,ossonflags That is indeed gteat news mando me man.We should be getting there about 9ish on the friday night.Really looking forward to it.Unfortunatly our Nikki wont be there 'till the saturday (cat problems) |
18 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM (#1118410) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Nothing to do with the cats. She's spending the night with me in the Royal Hotel in Scarborough on Friday night, where she will be treated like a Queen, and have her every desire fulfilled before slumming it with the pugilists in Whitby on Saturday. She may appear a little flushed when she arrives. |
18 Feb 04 - 10:46 AM (#1118426) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,ossonflags Have you tried taking cold baths, Peter. |
18 Feb 04 - 11:59 AM (#1118478) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Dream on Peter |
18 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM (#1118509) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister It's ok, the medication's kicking back in now.... |
19 Feb 04 - 04:44 AM (#1118956) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Mrs Dean Just you wait until I get you home! |
19 Feb 04 - 05:13 AM (#1118968) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister I now live in the shed at the bottom of the garden. Oakley would feel quite at home here. I'm cultivating a fantastic variety of fungi, the window is broken, and the toilet facilities are most comforting. |
19 Feb 04 - 07:03 AM (#1118993) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash I'm mildly surprised to learn you can sit down at all after the kicking your good lady will have given your arse when she read of your amorous intentions towaards the lovely NikNak, although I have to say you have remarkably good taste |
19 Feb 04 - 07:24 AM (#1119001) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST married men should keep it in their trousers but some have difficulty doing this don t they |
19 Feb 04 - 07:50 AM (#1119020) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Pardon? Guest, it was a joke! Dearie me... |
20 Feb 04 - 11:27 AM (#1119854) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,ossonflags On a non trouser snake note.............. Punch the Horse will be playing at the butler bear boutique in whitters saturday night.AAAAAAAAAnd will be up for sume bear, songs, tunes, japes and that tonoght, Friday.My spies tell me there will be one or two theere? |
21 Feb 04 - 09:44 AM (#1120385) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: gnomad At least one or two. A terrific start to the weekend on Friday. Can it continue, comes the anxious call of the public. All will be revealed (well perhaps not quite all, good taste may have to intervene). |
23 Feb 04 - 04:59 AM (#1121621) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Did we have fun, boys and girls? Sorry I missed this one. |
23 Feb 04 - 05:06 AM (#1121623) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash We certainly did Peter, missed you of course ...........my aim never was that good |
23 Feb 04 - 06:08 AM (#1121637) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Yes,yes you did Peter.I can confidently report that the weekend in the Whitby was one to be marked with a white stone.The Friday session was a stormer.The Gig on the saturday was splendid, and to top the weekend off got ambushed on my way home by Pip and Merry and "talked" into doing sume speed drinking and song in the "Nellies" . Thence on to the "Sun" were the drinking and debauching went on at a furiouse rate. |
23 Feb 04 - 06:37 AM (#1121653) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Les and Maggie in Thailand We've been drinking sume Thai bear, and sume Thai rum. |
23 Feb 04 - 06:55 AM (#1121661) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Aye-up!!!! les and maggie,How are yer diddling? Glad to hear you are keeping the end up Will you be at the first sunday sesh at Monks? |
23 Feb 04 - 07:49 AM (#1121689) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Thinks ......... they're a long, long way, away HI LES HI MAGGIE, WILL YOU BE BACK IN TIME TO COME TO HUDDERSFIELD ON THE 13TH MARCH, SEE RUNSWICK BAY THREAD ...........wonder if they heard? |
23 Feb 04 - 09:11 AM (#1121734) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sweetfia Sorry if it's alreday been said, but where will PTH by playin next and who will be playin? |
23 Feb 04 - 10:00 AM (#1121773) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST good evans sweetfia thought you had disappeared, were's u bin hidin ? |
23 Feb 04 - 10:03 AM (#1121776) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sweetfia Er, i'd tell ya but i don't know ya r....who are ya? |
23 Feb 04 - 10:18 AM (#1121791) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Bobjack ah ha! i bet that guest on PTH is dave watts |
23 Feb 04 - 10:20 AM (#1121795) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sweetfia mmm, i don't know, i saw Dave on thurs so why would he say that? If it is though, he's obvious more senile than i thought! (hehe) |
23 Feb 04 - 10:23 AM (#1121797) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags if i tell you will you see us this time? We will be at Duty nellies in Hull this friday. Line up is Andy and Oakley and Pete |
23 Feb 04 - 11:47 AM (#1121846) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sttaw Legend Bobjack, wrong guess Sweetpea, possibly right on the senile bit, I can't remember though |
23 Feb 04 - 11:48 AM (#1121848) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Does that mean I've got to play Irish music? How does that go again? Can I bring my strat? What's for tea? Why is the sky blue? And do frogs actually go ribbit? I'll go have a little lie down now. |
23 Feb 04 - 11:49 AM (#1121849) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister And just where the hell is Duty nellies anyway? |
24 Feb 04 - 07:16 AM (#1122481) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,ossonflags The good lord bless us and save us !!!! put down that electric guitar and don't critise.As JHon says this is a music shite not a bleedi'n spelli/n shite. OH, and yes, you can come. |
24 Feb 04 - 11:00 AM (#1122599) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Mad Axeman Thanks, Dad. |
24 Feb 04 - 11:12 AM (#1122610) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags No problem, son,I shall not be needing the can of wuppass now. |
25 Feb 04 - 07:04 AM (#1123333) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sweetfia Well thankyou for telling me Osson, but i'm afraid i will be in some other gentleman's company this friday night. Have a good 'un tho! |
25 Feb 04 - 02:53 PM (#1123671) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet There was a time when this load of old drivel would attract 100 posts by the first week of the month. Have you seen the Oakley advert at the bottom the "compose post" box? Nice. |
25 Feb 04 - 07:38 PM (#1123912) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sttaw Legend 100 |
26 Feb 04 - 03:34 AM (#1124134) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Perhaps we've run out of drivel? |
26 Feb 04 - 03:54 AM (#1124138) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,KJ Ha! That will be the day that will CT. |
27 Feb 04 - 05:49 AM (#1125033) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Axeman Just to round off a particularly pathetic month in the drivel stakes (103 posts in 27 days????) we shall be appearing in full Okley/Deanie/Wattie/Osson splendour at that noisy, sweaty, smoky drinking establishment, Durty Nellies, High Street, Hull, tonight at 9pm. I shall arrive when I've sobered up. |
27 Feb 04 - 09:35 AM (#1125128) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags I am reaching for the tin opener. |
28 Feb 04 - 05:42 AM (#1125690) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags 'twas indeed a splendid night.All on excellant form.Oakley even let me sing a couple of songs. |
08 Oct 04 - 05:58 PM (#1292648) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,william j. muller while on my honeymoon i heard the lead singer of punch the horse in dingle. i purchased a cd. listened to it here in america time and time again. it has broken. does anybody know how i can get this cd? wjmiiirep@aol.com i would like to give out as x-mas gifts. |
08 Oct 04 - 06:50 PM (#1292678) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet William, hello. If you join then you can send a personal massage to Ossonflags requesting another and he'll probably send you a copy. I'm sure he will because he is one of the nicest, kindest and most generous blokes that I have ever met. |
11 Oct 04 - 04:30 AM (#1294148) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister I wondered why this little gem of a thread had resurfaced. It's amazing how far afield these cd's are travelling. I once heard one being played in a campsite in South Western France. You can't go anywhere to escape McGarry. |
11 Oct 04 - 05:03 AM (#1294154) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Oaklet .......... you crawling bastard, Cara thrown you out, trying to get back in with the band? Deanmeister ........ that was because you took some with to try and flog |
11 Oct 04 - 06:32 AM (#1294176) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Wonderful !! Yes William if you join this site and PM me with your details I will be more than plesaed to send you a replacement.You did not say which CD it was -Title? - We have made more than one. Oakers, many thanks for those few kind and true words. By the by it was a wonderful job you and the rest of the "Cara" lads did in the "Black Boy" on Saturday night. |
11 Oct 04 - 06:43 AM (#1294179) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Sycophantic bastards the pair of you |
11 Oct 04 - 06:53 AM (#1294182) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Thank you. |
11 Oct 04 - 07:09 AM (#1294188) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST have you got your tape Mick? |
11 Oct 04 - 09:54 AM (#1294229) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Many, many and many thanks Graeme, it is even better thsn I remember you singing it to me.This has just gone to top of my "must learn urgently " list |
11 Oct 04 - 09:55 AM (#1294230) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet I might be a sychophantic bastard but Ossonflags can't be. He's far too lovely and kind. He is like a bearded Nanette Newman, him. So stop your nastiness, Raggytosh. At once. |
11 Oct 04 - 10:25 AM (#1294244) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Oakleaf Forgive my ignorance but who the F*** is Nanette Newman |
11 Oct 04 - 10:50 AM (#1294259) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Oaklet That lovely lady off the 70's Fairy Liquid adverts, often to be seen softly smiling at the huge line of clean crockery that was at least twice the length of the other queue of plates which stopped at the point where ordinary washing-up liquids gave up. Fairy - twice the softness, twice the value. What the hell has this got to do with music? I am outraged. |
11 Oct 04 - 11:01 AM (#1294265) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Skipjack K8 Sex in a cardigan, her. |
11 Oct 04 - 11:07 AM (#1294270) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Aha .......... I get your drift, you're intimating that Ossenflags is, in actual facts, a fairy ......... never have guessed that myself but I will defer to your greater knowledge of the man ........ not biblical is it |
11 Oct 04 - 11:25 AM (#1294278) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags This thread has started to put years on me. You start by making a few nice comments about someone and end up gaining the undeserved reputation of a raving catomite. |
11 Oct 04 - 11:32 AM (#1294282) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Bloody 'ell ! ........... Bestiality as well, have to be careful with my Moggys next time Ossen visits. Thank God the female has been neutred and the Tom speyed By the way Ossen have you heard any more re future gigs in Huddersfield |
11 Oct 04 - 12:12 PM (#1294323) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST No probs Mick hope you enjoy it. See you sometime G |
12 Oct 04 - 04:15 AM (#1294966) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags I have sent an Email to that lovely appreciative fan, William in America.Glad to hear some one likes me apart from Oakley. |
12 Oct 04 - 04:32 AM (#1294976) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Catamite eh? Had to look that up, but I have to say Michael I would never describe you as a boy ! Raving woolly woofter apparently but not a boy |
12 Oct 04 - 04:49 AM (#1294985) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister In Russian, a catamite is apparently a Ìàëü÷èê íà ñîäåðæàíèè ó ïåäåðàñòà. So there. |
12 Oct 04 - 10:06 AM (#1295185) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Todays lucky Dwarf is Sneezy |
12 Oct 04 - 10:23 AM (#1295191) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Atishoo! |
12 Oct 04 - 10:28 AM (#1295196) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags A wooly woofter is not just for Christmas. |
12 Oct 04 - 10:32 AM (#1295201) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield But a Turkey is |
12 Oct 04 - 10:35 AM (#1295206) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Or a goose................... |
12 Oct 04 - 10:37 AM (#1295208) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield Sex on the brain some people |
12 Oct 04 - 11:13 AM (#1295242) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sttaw Legend Good afternoon |
13 Oct 04 - 04:01 AM (#1295932) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Today's lucky item of clothing is a liberty bodice |
13 Oct 04 - 04:15 AM (#1295941) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Paco Rabanne I see no synthesis between poetry and ideology, save perchance a dialectic between reason and chance |
13 Oct 04 - 04:45 AM (#1295957) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Poetry.............. the true path. |
13 Oct 04 - 04:52 AM (#1295963) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Hand-Pulled Boy Now where have I seen that before Edward? |
13 Oct 04 - 04:54 AM (#1295965) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Paco Rabanne ooh.... sorry.... wrong thread! |
13 Oct 04 - 04:57 AM (#1295971) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister This entire thread is wrong, but what the hell? |
13 Oct 04 - 05:39 AM (#1295996) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags What is wrong with it? I thought it was above the usual standard of wit, repartee, information and insults. |
13 Oct 04 - 05:58 AM (#1296001) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: Sttaw Legend If you dont go its very difficult to come back. |
14 Oct 04 - 06:20 AM (#1296767) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister My thoughts precisely. |
15 Oct 04 - 11:24 AM (#1297908) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags Just thought I would even this up.The other "Punch the Horse" thread did have one more post than this one. |
18 Oct 04 - 04:01 AM (#1299504) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: The DeanMeister Todays lucky little rooster is red. |
18 Oct 04 - 04:59 AM (#1299540) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: GUEST,Raggytash Deano butt out Today's lucky flower .......... is the Ouse |
08 Nov 04 - 09:24 PM (#1320977) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: wjmiiirep I have tried to e-mail ossonflags to get the information. i want to order a few cd's. i had the cd with "dicey reilly" and i want to order 5. i would like to get the other cd's. that lead singer was really a honeymoon memory. he sand a "Danny Farrell" which was the best version that i ever heard. I am in America. i can send a check, money order, pay through paypal, whatever to get these cd's. wjm iii my e-mail address in america is wjmiiirep@aol.com. i joined the site but i can't seem to e-mail ossonflags. thanks |
09 Nov 04 - 06:58 AM (#1321296) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: ossonflags I have pm'd you my details jimmi. |
09 Nov 04 - 07:39 PM (#1322031) Subject: RE: Punch the Horse Feb Fred From: wjmiiirep i checked my e-mail at wjmiiirep@aol.com and i didn't see an e-mail on how i could order the cd's. by the way i had other honeymoon memories besides the danney farrell song. wjm iii |