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01 Feb 04 - 01:10 PM (#1106601) Subject: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Evil Twin Chongo Chimp's quite quick'n slick but this Banana's a Boner-fide Dick. Just pull the peelins off my Whongo And omyGODness ... bye bye Chongo! WELL? Go right ahead and see for yerself! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIP! Toldja! |
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01 Feb 04 - 01:30 PM (#1106607) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST More! More! Omigod, you should be writing for Reader's Digest! |
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01 Feb 04 - 02:22 PM (#1106632) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Arch Monkey I'm a sharp detective not defective with sharp invective for you Number one species to toss my feces stay low when I chuck my pooh When you're in the house you dirty louse don't gripe or grouse about me I'm on the case, carrying mace so shut yo face and let me be He plays the bongo He's from the congo, his name is chongo the chimp A real straight shooter a howling hooter his own horn tooter no gimp If you cross this monkey you better be spunky or you'll be his flunky and say That he's a screamer when he rides his beamer a bung hole reamer today |
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01 Feb 04 - 05:40 PM (#1106756) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Evil Twin Screamin 'n reamin 'n beamin? Yer dreamin! Chongo's b'n Whongoed 'n wooed A-howlin 'n hootin 'n hornin 'n tootin This Banana'll be Archin fer YOU! |
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01 Feb 04 - 05:44 PM (#1106761) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST Word! |
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02 Feb 04 - 12:45 AM (#1106997) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Cheryl the Chimp I'm Cheryl the virtual girl chimp You banana boners are so truly wimp If there's no swing in your arms Then you aint got no charms And you're merely a hairy old blimp Its time to get down from the trees You need more than bananas to please you can beat your big chest And act like a pest But, chongos, did you know cherries please? Truly I just don't care how big your 'nana is Or even how bony or full of fizz What's getting to me Is how often I see Little chongos obsessed with their jiggy jigs The gorilla I'm seekin' to ride Offers more than banana to his bride He'll sweep me off my feet (alright, hands then) With some whisperings sweet And wrap me up right by his side.. So if you want a female that's hairy And not just any Gwen Sue or Mary First give me a thrill Don't just make me feel ill, Or you might find me seething and scary…. Cheryl (and her sisters Beryl and Meryl..) |
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02 Feb 04 - 10:37 AM (#1107294) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Evil Twin Oh Cheryl, sweet Cheryl, have I got a barrel of Monkey Machismo for you! Cum Meryl 'n Beryl 'n Harol' 'n Daryl There's nuthin I won't stick it to! I proudly profess that my penile prowess will jangle YOUR jungle like jelly! You'll be so blessed those big blumps on your chest Will be Loathe to lift offa this belly! I'm Whongo the Wimp, and I ain't no blimp These sinews are S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n for you! And if you don't wanna just bong this Bananna Reach down for a kiwi or two. |
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03 Feb 04 - 11:20 AM (#1108228) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,Evil Twin Mudcat's wild? HA! Buncha wussies Y'all backed off like scaredy-pussies! One wee whiff of Whongo's whip Ya freeze 'n flail 'n feint forthwith! So back to skewerin' sleazy species I'm sicka simperin' feline feces. I got my Chongo, so here's my Song-o Don't e'er forget this well-hung Whongo! Singalong Lyrics: Wild Women of Wongo Done by the Tubes From the foggy woggy banks of the Limpopo River, there come the sounds of Female ecstasy (I shiver), Wet and wanton, their cries caress by swollen ears, with building fears, of this forsaken land of years .... Wongo. Wild Women of Wongo. How does their song go? Make a me wan mo, (Wild Women!) Wongo. No man can say no. Wild Women of Wongo. How does their song go? Like this... On the dank, steaming shores of Wongo; its black sand beaches so bongo. Patterned with leech-ridden creatures; bodies branded with cicatrix features that once screeched through the Heart of the Congo. Stacked and berserk they tower and flail all about. Wailing sounds in tongues only ancient insects would understand or figure out. Wild, willing, wenches; strutting and struggling, as they yank hanks of hair, rooting and rutting in heat, as the earth heaves beneath their feet. And so on and on the lores of Wongo go, throughout the sands of time. Singing their song of love, so rare, To only the chosen ones who dare. The course of events, time after time. The tradition remains the same. A bloodcurdling scream, one of pure ecstasy, rings out; then it came --- The ultimate sacrifice. Their wasp waisted figures twitch and twine, their sting is lethal, and I know I'm in for mine. How can I resist this onslaught of love; from over, from under, from behind and above. I wish I could be their Wongo King --- If only I knew the song to sing. Wongo. |
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05 Feb 04 - 10:59 AM (#1109976) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,beryl & meryl What you need, Mr Wongo, with all due respect is an injection of valium or two a bucket of ice would be very nice your blood pressure's flying up too sit back, relax, your eyelids are drooping and other parts are doing as well that valium's seekin to inhibit your peekin' at anything rhyming with jell relax and calm down and have a warm milk take up knitting it'll channel your nerves cultivate roses and contemplate moses and stop thinking of Cheryl's big curves.. as the valium takes over your hysteria's over the big Chimp in White Coat's at the door as he leads you out gently you're wondering (mentally) whether you just mightn't sleep on the floor... (Berl & Meryl go feral..) |
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05 Feb 04 - 01:33 PM (#1110105) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: John MacKenzie I keep hoping this thread will disappear off the end, but it seems that somebody is convinced that their drivel has merit. John |
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06 Feb 04 - 08:41 AM (#1110678) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: GUEST,pRetty pRhyme-ate To the Wilds of the Wongo waft the cries of the Congo They're callin' their Boner-fide King "Return, Evil Twin! Come Whong us again!" ... but Whongo's got new dongs to ding. Beryl and Meryl are vexed he's so virile And Johnny just jabbers and jibes 'im, The rest of you shiver and shudder and quiver So scared of your hornies you hide 'em. He's Whongo the Wimp! He's long, never limp 'Nough valium to dam up Niagara Still couldn't dampen his verve or his vampin (Or vie with his vault of Viagra!) |
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06 Feb 04 - 09:12 AM (#1110705) Subject: RE: BS: My Banana's a Dick -- a Wongo Wimp tale From: Little Hawk Look, guys..."Longo Limp" would be a whole lot funnier, don't you think? Anyway, Chongo is flattered that you care. He'll be glad to give you a good kick in the coconuts any old time at all. Just drop by. |