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03 Feb 04 - 05:53 AM (#1108007) Subject: BS: 'Ull From: s6k I think the inhabitants of Ull on this here thread should band together and form a rebel army our enemies are at first, the thugs and "townies" than poison an already posioned "city" they make walking down the street into a military manoevure, and anyone walking the avenues after 6pm without a defensive weapon deserves everything they get. Alone, we cannot defeat these hooligans, but together we stand a chance. We shall meet at Netto on anlaby road Gather your french sticks and rotten tomatoes, we are going to war! |
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03 Feb 04 - 07:22 AM (#1108046) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST I thought they were a very good group, are they still around ? |
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03 Feb 04 - 07:42 AM (#1108054) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave Bryant The Hullites seem to be revolting - but then what's new ! |
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03 Feb 04 - 12:21 PM (#1108302) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Liz the Squeak They tried it already - there is a pub in 'Ull that was the meeting place for the first 'brainstorming' sessions that started the English Civil War..... LTS |
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03 Feb 04 - 12:28 PM (#1108316) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Peace What's this! A revolt in Hull? Does Ottawa know yet? |
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08 Feb 04 - 06:09 AM (#1111781) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k We must fight this plague |
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08 Feb 04 - 12:15 PM (#1111913) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sooz What about 'ell and 'alifax? (May the good Lord deliver us.) |
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08 Feb 04 - 01:20 PM (#1111956) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Yes, destroy the townies there too |
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08 Feb 04 - 02:38 PM (#1112000) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave the Gnome Why must we fight this plaque? I thought Colgate were doing quite well? :D |
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08 Feb 04 - 04:27 PM (#1112054) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Jack The Lad I am an expatriate "Ullite living in foreign parts and am willing to further 'Ull's legitimate claim to rule the world by undermining all regimes unwilling to recognize that claim. If any other truly patriotic "Ullites wish to join me I am willing to provide them with work on my allotments, food, shelter and pitchforks while we bide our time hatching our plots before taking over Jerusalem, Mecca, and Toowumba. The secret password is "Tenfoot" Jake. |
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09 Feb 04 - 04:22 AM (#1112309) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k "Got a cig mate" is the latest phrase offered by these townie creatures in an attempt to associate with normal people. do not be swayed into liking them. stay on guard |
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09 Feb 04 - 05:05 AM (#1112335) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,On Guard Is "Have you got ten pence for a cup of tea?" OK? Do they have any distinguishing features? |
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09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM (#1112349) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly I've been living in the Spanish Quarter of 'Ull for some time now and have only been challenged with 'bigissue mate?'. Please describe these townies in more detail! |
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09 Feb 04 - 05:58 AM (#1112350) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly sorry I think that should be 'bigishoo'. |
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09 Feb 04 - 09:31 AM (#1112494) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k bigissue mate are a different race altogether. The "cig mate" variety, come up to you in the street, usually with tracksuit trousers tucked into their socks, and they say "got a cig mate?" if they do not ask you this, then it will be one of the following variations: "can you go into that shop and buy us some cigs mate" "got 20p for a cig mate?" "got 10p i can lend mate" or, they will simply challenge you by saying "starting dick-ed?" They are definately ones to keep an eye on, be careful out there on the streets of Ull |
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09 Feb 04 - 11:10 AM (#1112568) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dave Bryant Are there any WMDs in Hull ? |
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09 Feb 04 - 11:14 AM (#1112571) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Bobjack Looking around the town you would swear several WMD'S exploded here recently. |
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09 Feb 04 - 11:38 AM (#1112591) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sttaw Legend WMDs - Woolworths, Marks & Spencer, Debenhams we have them all here. |
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09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM (#1112604) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Yes there are indeed crowbars that are used for destruction in Ull |
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09 Feb 04 - 12:03 PM (#1112605) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k usually by Cig Mates |
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09 Feb 04 - 12:34 PM (#1112629) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,Pingu I'm right behind you,Dairylea or no Dairylea. |
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10 Feb 04 - 10:19 AM (#1113323) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Death to the cig mates, and the empty discarded dairylea wrappers |
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10 Feb 04 - 10:22 AM (#1113327) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Dr Will C U Now Just took this piccy of jOhn from 'Ull's workstation while he was down the curry ship getting his tea http://www.pianoladynancy.com/funnypics_toons/addict.htm Do we want this man as our leader??? |
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10 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM (#1113332) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: King Bob DEATH TO THE SIG MATES, LETS COMBINE OUT ARMIES AND CRUSH THIS TOWNIE THREAT |
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10 Feb 04 - 10:31 AM (#1113334) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k got 20p for a cig maaaate??? |
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11 Feb 04 - 04:21 AM (#1113804) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly Blimey, you must live in a different part of town from me, or maybe my tshirt which is emblazoned with 'I do not smoke and have no money' is sufficient deterent. |
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11 Feb 04 - 04:25 AM (#1113805) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST I suspect he/she does not even live in the town at all |
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11 Feb 04 - 04:50 AM (#1113816) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly guest-I believe you are right.Can you lend me a fiver till the end of the week? |
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11 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM (#1113831) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST I will need to cash my giro first |
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11 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM (#1113998) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k excuse me but i do! i live off cranbrook avenue which is off cottingham road and greenwood avenue, and i got to wyke college... so there. got any change maaaate? |
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11 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM (#1114015) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Get on with your college work that we are paying for with our taxes, you didn't even say "got any money for my college course mate" |
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11 Feb 04 - 12:46 PM (#1114151) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k no because i am happy to sponge off you and every single person who has visited this thread. in fact, everyone who visits mudcat.org so there maaate. oh, and also, i dont have to pay for my college course... so stick that in your rather large pipe and smoke on it |
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11 Feb 04 - 02:35 PM (#1114235) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly what are you studying s6k -diplomacy? |
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11 Feb 04 - 04:39 PM (#1114324) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k not quite, philosophy film studies astronomy and maths ARRRGH! just to pass the damn thing, oh and a BTEC in penguin armies |
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11 Feb 04 - 05:39 PM (#1114383) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Michael The ones who wear tracksuit bottoms and baseball caps always have their hands stuck down their trackies, waiting for their testicles to descend (then they can go in ciggie shop themselves). Mike |
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11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM (#1114411) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Wise words michael, and very true |
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11 Feb 04 - 06:23 PM (#1114412) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k That or they are playing with themselves |
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11 Feb 04 - 06:27 PM (#1114413) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST s6k, you need a large telescope to study astronomy, of which - I am sure you have NOT. |
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12 Feb 04 - 10:10 AM (#1114859) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k wrong, you dont need ANY kind of telescope! not required for the course. i could steal the colleges large telescope, but i would need a van. We have never used it either... i dont see the point in it really |
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13 Feb 04 - 03:11 AM (#1115166) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly astronomy film studies and philosophy -er, what career path were you thinking of pursuing when you made this choice? |
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13 Feb 04 - 12:06 PM (#1115269) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k i had none in mind... i am simply doing it to get out of a job for another year!!! MUHAHAHAHA! i bet you cynical "spending my tax" etc people will love that! its true as well! and i am going to try my damndest to stay next year too! |
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14 Feb 04 - 06:24 AM (#1115739) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Linda Kelly your philosophy may work s6k - I am sure with your attitude and attributes you will avoid work for many years- or it may just avoid you! |
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14 Feb 04 - 08:16 AM (#1115776) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k avoid work!!! thats my number one life mission! if it avoids me, then even better because i dont have to put any effort in !!! hehe |
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14 Feb 04 - 08:37 AM (#1115784) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Got a telescope mate? |
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14 Feb 04 - 09:42 AM (#1115825) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST s6k, I've just realised what the 6 stands for in s6k - it's "ic" |
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14 Feb 04 - 02:36 PM (#1115944) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k muhahahaha, ingenous. very good guess. back to the drawing board. and damn it, theres 4 and half hours left of valentines day so there is still time for one of you to send me a card, or something! ANYTHING! |
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14 Feb 04 - 04:30 PM (#1116006) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Hand-Pulled Boy o/k, o/k, o/k, where do you live? |
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14 Feb 04 - 06:47 PM (#1116046) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k see the thread title!! then go down greenwood ave or cottingham road, then cranbrook ave, turn off into 21st ave, and stop at the end of the first block. to your left will be 2 houses, enter the garden and throw stones at the back bedroom window and i will come out! |
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15 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM (#1116214) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Hand-Pulled Boy What's the point? I don't smoke. |
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15 Feb 04 - 05:12 AM (#1116226) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sttaw Legend "Gissa a keyboard playa mate" |
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18 Feb 04 - 06:17 PM (#1118708) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k but where will he get the keyboard?? we live in Ull, it will get nicked :S |
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23 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM (#1121612) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k ull has just this morning been snowed over. it has been bloody cold recently, maybe someone is controlling the weather to try and kill the inhabitants. This is a much more ingeneous method than using brute force, as you would certainly lose against the might of Oggy Park and Bransholme, etc. However, please not Mr.Weather Man, there are innocent bystanders in Ull too, who dont deserve death. Some of us are on your side !! So, stop killing us by death from cold weather! we will sort the problem from within |
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23 Feb 04 - 05:45 AM (#1121630) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Beardy If any intrepid persons should be in the 'Ull area on Saturday 28th you could do better than enjoy a walk around the historic Old Town hostelries on an informative pub crawl. Full details available later. Stewart |
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23 Feb 04 - 06:29 AM (#1121646) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,Les and Maggie in Thailand We might come. The 18 hour travel time would certainly be worth it if the Oberon's open. |
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23 Feb 04 - 09:21 AM (#1121745) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sweetfia Er, s6k, who says it's a 'MR' Weather Man, it might be a 'MRS' So there! I will get u, you're only bout 10 foot away from me! lol! |
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23 Feb 04 - 04:36 PM (#1122049) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k you will get me because i forgot to say mr. or mrs. !! well people, can you feel the love in this room? any excuse to kick the crap out of me and Sweetfia is there, dont be fooled by her name. Maybe we should form an army against you Sweetfia, rid Ull of some evil! then again when it came down to it id probably fight on your side anyway, hehe |
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24 Feb 04 - 06:02 AM (#1122451) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST,Why Have you noticed how all TV weather announcers are flat chested ? |
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24 Feb 04 - 07:23 AM (#1122485) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sttaw Legend I do hope you are refering to male and female not just TV. |
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24 Feb 04 - 08:15 AM (#1122511) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Beardy As promised Historic 'Ull pub crawl Saturday 28 Feb Meet 1200 noon in White Hart, Alfred Gelder Street then Black Boy, High Street Blue Bell, Market Place Kingston Hotel, Trinity House Lane Olde White Harte, Silver Street The George, Land of Green Ginger If you miss the start allow 45 mins/1 hr per pub to join up with the walk. Unforunately I wont be there as in Whitby for MCFat's 50th. Stewart |
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24 Feb 04 - 04:50 PM (#1122874) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Lots of 'Ull tonight on a Beautiful South documenatry, showing their first tour with Paul on the wagon. Think they said they were in a pub called The Grafton, or maybe it was in Grafton st. So, to those of you in the know........are they all round good guys? Tread easy here please, I have got a corker of a cold and don't feel up to having any illusions shattered. |
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24 Feb 04 - 06:28 PM (#1122959) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Yes, they are good guys, the Pub is The Grafton [on Grafton Street], Paul is still off the drink, he used to live opposite me, but now lives in Manchester, though he regulary pops back to hull for visits. |
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24 Feb 04 - 06:54 PM (#1122988) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Thanks for that jOhn. They showed his old house I think, it was in a road a bit like Corrie, where the doors go straight onto the street. Good to know they aren't a bunch of starstruck gits. I can have my last lemsip of the night now and rest easy. |
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24 Feb 04 - 07:10 PM (#1123007) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull The road they showed was Grafton Street, Paul lived on Marlborough Avenue. |
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24 Feb 04 - 07:17 PM (#1123012) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: GUEST Oh right, I knew I heard a couple of Graftons in there somewhere. But when I did, I just kept thinking of Dublin, and didn't pay attention. |
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25 Feb 04 - 07:33 AM (#1123342) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Sweetfia Some of the houses on Marlb. Ave are really nice. Most of them are huge! I forget the period of history in which most of them where built... |
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25 Feb 04 - 12:04 PM (#1123539) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: Michael Victorian & Edwardian. Mike (who is pleased to be of assistance) |
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26 Feb 04 - 09:47 AM (#1124323) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k smeh |
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27 Feb 04 - 10:42 AM (#1125187) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k to be or not to be, THAT, is the question |
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01 Mar 04 - 04:24 AM (#1126745) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k But is there an answer |
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05 Mar 04 - 06:42 AM (#1129674) Subject: RE: BS: 'Ull From: s6k Latest escapade in Ull..... walking down the street casually, a "townie" approached a friend and asked if he had a "light" (for his cigarette) When he said no, the townie asked him if he wanted "banging!!!" My friend replied with "Im not a balloon you damn hooligan" and then threw empty can of coke at him. It was a step forward in the war against townies |