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BS: My New Guitar!

09 Feb 04 - 04:37 AM (#1112321)
Subject: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

This was DEFINATELY worth a thread all to its own on this here website.

2 days ago i acquired possession of a brand new guitar.. a Gibson Les Paul Classic, complete with 1960 engraved into the pickguard.
It has the cherry sunburst colour and i cant seem to put it down. i think tonight i will sleep with it.

It cost £1900, and the shop (Gough & Davy) didnt even know they had it, but they did a stock check on friday night and found it in the back, it must have been there years!
So on the saturday it was straight into the shop window, and later in my sights. If i didnt get it, it would be gone by the end of the day, Brian assured me, so... i bloody bought it !

I wont even be de-excited when the bill comes for it.. nothing can stop me now, i just need a Marshall amp...

So, i ask all of you, in the nicest way possible, get a god damn collection box and get it passed round, if you each put £1 together, you can buy me an amp for my birthday! or you could just all send me £10 cheques and i will buy the best possible amp with the total money.

Do it now... SHOW ME THE MONEY!

My Guitar!


09 Feb 04 - 04:59 AM (#1112332)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

Fat chance Adam! Try the heavy metal sites.


09 Feb 04 - 05:04 AM (#1112334)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: fat B****rd

Gough and Davy ?? Sounds familiar, where are you s6K ??


09 Feb 04 - 05:32 AM (#1112340)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

Gough and Davy's is a music shop in Hull,frequented by potential rock gods.


09 Feb 04 - 07:19 AM (#1112388)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bassic

I used to work there, back when I were a lad. They used to have branches in York, Grimsby and Scarborough as well as Hull. They was`nt very good a stock control even then!


09 Feb 04 - 07:36 AM (#1112398)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: fat B****rd

I used to frequent the Grimsby branch in the mid sixties. Thanks to their policy of buying one of everything you could buy obscure Soul/R'n'B singles when the British cover versions were released.
Anyway I'm glad your new guitar make syou happy s6K.
Thank you Bassic.


09 Feb 04 - 08:02 AM (#1112415)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST,Mr Happy

Well that now makes everyone happy

Goughs sold you it for £1900 making them happy
You payed £1900 making you happy
I sold it to Goughs for £900 last week making me happy


09 Feb 04 - 09:26 AM (#1112489)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Willie-O

How happy are you really Mr Happy?

I'd be slapping myself upside the haid (again). I find the aftereffect of selling a good instrument is usually not "I can't believe I sold it!" but "I can't believe I let it go for that little...(self-slapping motion)"

( FTR I realize you are just kidding. You probably sold it to them for 400 ;)= )

W-O


09 Feb 04 - 09:40 AM (#1112506)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

Potential rock gods? i AM a rock god, i am Jimi Hendrix! i didnt die, and now i am back living in the suburbs of Hull (ull), england. i decided i am now ready to make my return and tell how i faked my death and ran away to this fair city.
Unfortunately though, seeing as i do live in Ull, you run a high risk of being mugged or raped... i was mugged so now i am not rich any more. also a mad scientist sapped my guitar knowledge from my brain and now i have to learn the guitar all over again.
Oh yeh and he also put my brain in a new body too so you wont recognise me.

There will be NO heavy metal being played on my guitar thank you... just blues! you also scare me, as you know my new bodies name :O

Anyway, i am more than pleased to be ripped off by you whom sold it for 900, but remember, the other £1000 you stole off me, can go into the collection box for an amp. if you refuse i will kill you with spoons. plastic spoons.

So, i have £1000 so far, i think if we can raise another £1000 and then get it in the post to me, we will have accomplished our mission.


09 Feb 04 - 09:50 AM (#1112513)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST,Nothing like Pingu

Give generously please. An amp in need is an amp indeed.


09 Feb 04 - 10:01 AM (#1112520)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

check your PM's dude.


09 Feb 04 - 12:08 PM (#1112609)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

I have received £5 from a generous soul and i thank them graciously.
Come on people... flash the cash


09 Feb 04 - 12:11 PM (#1112614)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

Bugger off Adam. We know you are a penguin! You cannot play a guitar with flippers. There is something fishy about this thread!


09 Feb 04 - 12:22 PM (#1112620)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST,Nothing like Pingu

s6K I think we've fooled them. Bobjack thinks I can't play guitar , so he is obviously has limited penguin knowledge. I reckon he'll contribute to the t.shirt fund soon without even knowing it. I am going to try and carve a mountain bike out of an ice floe. He will cough up before it melts.


09 Feb 04 - 12:56 PM (#1112639)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

Ha ha ha ha.

Penguins cannot play the guitar?? Oh come on, times have moved on buddy
penguins now control 87% of the northern oceans. soon we will take over the entire earths water sup.... ENOUGH
you cannot know our plans.

We can play guitar. but that has nothing to do with me getting my amp... so please people... Donate Generously. Get good karma


09 Feb 04 - 01:33 PM (#1112670)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Cluin

Burgess Meredith could really let rip on a BB King type blues solo.


09 Feb 04 - 03:32 PM (#1112762)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Walking Eagle

Can't give you any bread dude, but I can send you one slightly used amp cord. It's only spliced in ten places.The male end shows a bit of wear (heh,heh,heh) and I only notice the repaired bits smoking every once in a while.

Uh, you pay the shipping.

No kidding, good on you with the Les Paul!


10 Feb 04 - 03:10 AM (#1113067)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

Penguins? hmmm........ gas mark 6, 20 minutes a pound.


10 Feb 04 - 05:09 AM (#1113106)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Dave Hanson

Great after the Yorkshire pud.
eric


10 Feb 04 - 05:38 AM (#1113122)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Leadfingers

I keep saying I am going to rejoin the M U just to get a lot of circular stickies printed saying 'Keep Music Live and Acoustic'.

And before any Trade Union Activist has a go I am a member of Equity at present.

But for Nineteen hundred quid you could have bought a REALLY nice banjo AND a Bodhran !!!!


10 Feb 04 - 05:42 AM (#1113124)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

Both the above instruments can be markedly improved by filling them with Marmite.


10 Feb 04 - 06:20 AM (#1113146)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST

Why ruin perfectly good Marmite it's expensive, and I don't believe anything you can do will improve the sound of said items.


10 Feb 04 - 06:36 AM (#1113158)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST,Polar bear

Trust a penguin not to know that there is no such thing as good karma. Still they make a tasty snack.


10 Feb 04 - 06:42 AM (#1113165)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Bobjack

oi you lot, have a look at the thread called "wackin my bird" Click on the gorilla and you can actually bat the penguins into the air.How cool is that?


10 Feb 04 - 08:41 AM (#1113246)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: GUEST,Nothing like Pingu

Penguins are known for their cool. Trust a polar bear.............not on your life!

Don't be distracted from the task at hand. We, ummmmm. I mean he needs your money.


10 Feb 04 - 10:16 AM (#1113319)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

There will be no batting of penguins while the PLF are here.


10 Feb 04 - 09:02 PM (#1113697)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: M.Ted

Amazing how much much more you pay on the other side of the pond--you can find any number of them on eBay as a "Buy It Now" for $1500, and I would suspect that a look through the Tradin' Times would find a few for $1200 or even $1000, and negotiable at that--


10 Feb 04 - 09:08 PM (#1113699)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: M.Ted

Or check this:New Gibson Les Paul Classic (LB) UNDER £1100


11 Feb 04 - 09:26 AM (#1113999)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: s6k

i dont trust ebay! not with guitars anyway.... second hand!


19 Mar 04 - 07:18 AM (#1140782)
Subject: RE: BS: My New Guitar!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

you paid £1900 for a guitar?, you could have bought 3 houses in Hull for that!