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15 Feb 04 - 06:58 AM (#1116270) Subject: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia As I was deleting the usual collection of offers I have no wish to take advantage of in my e-mail this morning,I realised something momentous.For hundreds of years people have been looking up at the stars and messing about with complex charts to read their future but there's no need. You can foretell your day's little up's and down's through Spam!!!! First, get yourself an e-mail address.....anyone will do, they'll find you sooner or later. Then any morning or evening, open your e-mail and scry the contents. 4 or more offers to enlarge any part of your anatomy means today will be a day to try harder. 7 or more offers to make you rich means today will be a good day to ask the boss for a raise or pay back any small debts you may owe. 2 or more offers to allow you to gain a Degree with no 'work' means today is a good day to meet new people 5 or more invitations to pornographic sites will mean you may wish to avoid discussions in the street with obnoxious strangers. See? I'm on to something, don't you reckon? Obviously, I'm still developing the art of reading Spam, but I reckon I could make millions, I tell you, millions!!!! They'll be sorry they laughed at my self-propelling colonic irrigation kit then. alright! Morticia;Inventor of Read Your Future with Spam (Patent pending) |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:39 AM (#1116289) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Sandra in Sydney Esteemed Seer What about the Joke of the day site? or the French language site that is something about artists - dunno exactly what as I have forgotten most of the French I learnt at school years ago? signed curious |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:45 AM (#1116290) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia Ahhh, well, for French language sites or all other spam in furrin, that means you need to beware of any stranger with a gap in his teeth. Joke of the Day.....hmmm, the mists are parting.....I see that Joke of the Day represents an unfortunate fashion mistake such as wearing stripes and plaid.....glad I could help Madame Morticia |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:50 AM (#1116292) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: DMcG My ISP filters out some, but by no means all, of my spam. Are they running my life? If they filter out the enlargement message that moves me from "another ordinary day" to "winning the lottery" can I sue? |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:57 AM (#1116295) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: pixieofdoom What about the spam you get that offers to predict your future? Four or more offers to have your palm read suggests that today would be a good day to finish 'War and Peace'? |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:24 AM (#1116309) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos This is absolutely BRILL. We have long needed to integrate the fine advanced edge of technology with the ancient mysttic dark powers of superstition and ignorance -- and Morticia has shown us how it can be done, when no-one else even acknowledged the problem!! I am overcome with awe and admiration!! A |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:55 AM (#1116320) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia Why thank you, Amos....I am now, even as we speak, working on the Spam I-Ching and Spam Tarot.....I foresee a bright future for my bank manager.... |
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15 Feb 04 - 10:32 AM (#1116340) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos I can see the GUI now -- you answer questions along the lines of "How many "Grow your Penis" mails did you get today? How many "Double your cup size"? How many "Generic Viagra"? How many "Tax on Email" threats? How many "Send this to everyone you know ..." mails? Then, based on the survey, you do a complex calculation like unto the coins of the I Ching and bingo!! An obscure all encompassing future is yours! A |
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15 Feb 04 - 11:36 AM (#1116368) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Spam? Shit, I thought it was Maps. OK, if it has been astrology, then no wonder things have been OK. Everything's reversed. Sllab! |
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15 Feb 04 - 11:41 AM (#1116371) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: JennyO So what does it mean when you have 54 Nigerian scam letters? |
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15 Feb 04 - 12:10 PM (#1116383) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos It means this is a dark day and you had best stay in bed at least until noon. A |
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15 Feb 04 - 12:45 PM (#1116397) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Alice You guys crack me up! |
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15 Feb 04 - 01:03 PM (#1116406) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace JennyO: It means you will get really rich. |
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15 Feb 04 - 01:13 PM (#1116415) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Catherine Jayne I get about 7-10 Russian emails a day....I think it is telling me to learn a foreign language...and I've just mastered understanding the southern accent!!.....What do you think Madame Morticia?? |
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15 Feb 04 - 01:25 PM (#1116425) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos Cph: This indicates you should drink much Wodka this day, yes? Yes?? ahhhHA! For you it will be being, how you say, FERRY GOOT!! 'Sporisho, , and all that! A |
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15 Feb 04 - 01:56 PM (#1116447) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Why was it called Spam and not Klik or Spork? |
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15 Feb 04 - 01:59 PM (#1116449) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Cllr Dear Madame Mort THis is sheer brilliance, Please can you examine the contents of my in box to tell me my future. Cllr |
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15 Feb 04 - 02:08 PM (#1116453) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Catherine Jayne Arhhhh Amos my dear 'tis true, I should drink more Vodka!! |
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15 Feb 04 - 02:08 PM (#1116454) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D well, if emailed Spam works for Astrology and I-Ching and Tarot, I figgered the REAL kind oughta work for palmistry and Phrenology, too...so I rubbed a brand new loaf of Spam on my head and my Palm Pilot, and now neither one works so very good no more...what am I doing wrong? |
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15 Feb 04 - 02:12 PM (#1116456) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Nemesis Just remember some of us are journalists Cllr, and invitations like that might predict a very long political career: pushing the tea trolley into council meetings for the next 30 years :) (Nice pinny though) |
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15 Feb 04 - 03:23 PM (#1116479) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia The Veil Lifts Dear Amos, please do not be a-encouragin' of my fambly to drink more, we all know auntie Khatt has a wee bit of a problem ( I can say that now, she's too bladdered to read the screen by this time, don't need to be psychic for that one) Dear Brucie, I dunno, I'm an spamologist not a contestant on Mastermind. Dear Cllr, I see a weekend, not too far away that appears to hold much beer and singing....good or what,eh? Dear Bill.......you should stay away from tins dear, you've only had that opposable thumb a little while, wouldn't want a nasty accident now, would we? Dear Nem, I see a long career working as a reporter for The Sunday Times Folk Music Section......I know they don't have one yet, but you wait and see.... The Veil Closes....snags on an upturned can of spam...Closes Properly this Time. |
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15 Feb 04 - 04:28 PM (#1116506) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos LOL!!! Uproarious. Don't you know you can be held in chains for inciting excessive merriment? Or has that law changed since the 1890's?? A |
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15 Feb 04 - 04:32 PM (#1116510) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Catherine Jayne My Dear Darling Niece....... I'm not an alcoholic....Im in practice.....fancy a Gin???!!!! |
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15 Feb 04 - 04:47 PM (#1116522) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: John Hardly Oh my G.....!!! My monitor just moved... ......all by itself! |
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15 Feb 04 - 04:57 PM (#1116533) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: katlaughing So, will I really have DIRE THINGS happen to me if I DON'T pass their e-pistle on or, is it all just meta4ical? (Love your idea...I look to see it on the Spam rounds within 6 months, author unknown. Better get it up on a website now!) |
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15 Feb 04 - 06:30 PM (#1116582) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D kat may be right! look here and here |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:41 PM (#1116612) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: JennieG Oooooh Bill - that is sooooo spooky! How did Kat know, do you reckon? And will I ever be the rich man's plaything that I was put on this earth to be? Cheers JennieG - living in hope as usual |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:44 PM (#1116614) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Yeah, what JennieG said, but female for me. |
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15 Feb 04 - 07:54 PM (#1116618) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia Depends on how many " Re-mortgage Now" e-mails you are getting. Private readings for small fee by PM only. |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:33 PM (#1116657) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Mary in Kentucky I just deleted all my spam, so I don't have any raw data to examine. :-( Could you send me some, Morty? How will I know it's from you? What is your spam name? |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:43 PM (#1116660) Subject: MAKE PENIS FAST! - or 50,000 inches of penis.... From: The Fooles Troupe MAKE PENIS FAST! X-Lib-of-Cong-ISSN: 1098-7649 Forwarded-by: Gene Philips INSTRUCTIONS: Follow these instructions EXACTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have received well over 50,000 inches of penis, all yours. This program has remained successful because of the inadequacy and vanity of the participants. Please continue its success by carefully adhering to the instructions. Welcome to the world of Mail Order Penis Enlargement! This business is a little different from most cosmetic surgery. Your product is not tangible and solid [sic], but rather, a service. You are in the business of extending penii. Many small of endowment are happy to pay big bucks for this service.(The money made from the penis enlargement is secondary to the income which is made from people like yourself requesting that they be included in that list.) 1) Immediately cut off your penis at the base. 2) Cut off the head of your penis, and pack it in ice for later use. 3) Take the remaining midsection of your penis, and cut it into 5 pieces of equal length. 4) Immediately mail each piece to the first 5 names listed below starting at number 1 through number 5. Send penis only please (total investment = your penis). Enclose a note with each piece stating: "Please add my name to your mailing list." (This is a legitimate service that you are requesting and you are paying with your penis for this service). 5) Remove the name that appears number 1 on the list. Move the other 9 names up one position. (Number 2 will become number 1 and number 3 will become number 2, etc.) Place your name, address and zip code in the number 10 position. 6) Post the new letter with your name in the number 10 position into 10 (Ten) separate newsgroups. 7) Within 60 days you will receive over 50,000 inches of PENIS. Keep a copy of this file for yourself so that you can use it again and again whenever you need penis enlargement. As soon as you mail out these letters you are automatically in the mail order business and people are sending you their penis to be placed on your mailing list. This list can then be rented to a reconstructive cosmetic surgeon that can be found in the Yellow Pages for additional income on a regular basis. The list will become more valuable as it grows in size. This is a service. This is perfectly legal. If you have any doubts, refer to Title 18, Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the postal lottery laws. NOTE: Make sure you retain EVERY Name and Address sent to you, either on computer or hard copy, but do not discard the names and notes they send you. This is PROOF that you are truly providing a service and should the AMA, FDA, or some other Government Agency question you, you can provide them with this proof! Remember as each post is downloaded and the instructions carefully followed, five members will be reimbursed for their participation as a Penis Enlarger with one inch of penis each. Your name will move up the list geometrically so that when your name reaches the number five position you will be receiving thousands of inches in penis. 1. Daniel J. Karnes 6394-B Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD 21045 2. Emil T. Chuck 6394-A Tawney Bloom Mogi Donuts, MD 21045 4. William Davenant 8295 Hiding Closet Rd Clarkston, MI 48348 5. Peter Ruckman 14805 Rivercrest Sterling Hts., MI 48312 6. Steven Crisp 3718 Kings Point Troy, MI 48083 7. Mark Gengler 5748 Patterson Troy, MI 48098 8. Pat Robertson 666 God's Little Homophobe Road Anti-Christ Hills, VA 48307 9. Fred Phelps 14-U Our Saviour of the Closet Lane Orchard Lake, MI 48323 10. Jesse Helms 20840 Tobacco Mercenary Street Lung Cancer Hacks., VA 48038 Dear Friend, My name is Daniel J. Karnes. In September 1988 my life was repressed and the bible thumpers were hounding me like you wouldn't believe. I was never laid and my mental disability checks had run out. The only escape I had from the pressure of failure was my Apple computer and my bible. I longed to turn my fixation into my vocation. This January 1989 my family and I went on a ten day cruise to the tropics. I bought a Double-Wide Trailer with CASH in Feburary 1989. I am currently building a Self-Worship Temple on the West Coast of Florida, with a private S/M Dungeon with room for all of my closeted friends, and a beautiful view of the bay from my women's shoes closet and wardrobe. I will never be underendowed again. Today I am equipped! I have over 400,000 inches of penis (33,333 feet and 4 inches! ) to date and will become a million-incher within 4 or 5 months. Anyone can do the same. This penis enlargement making program works perfectly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn 50,000 inches or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave home except to go to your mailbox or reconstructive surgeon. In October 1988, I received a letter in the mail telling me how I could earn 50,000 inches of penis or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally very skeptical and threw the letter on the desk next to my computer. It's funny though, when you are desparately underendowed, backed into a corner, your mind does crazy things. I spent a frustating day looking through the want ads for a wife who didn't need sexual fulfillment. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my Apple computer and calling several gay bulletin boards. I read several of the message posts and then glanced at the letter next to the computer. All at once it came to me, I now had the key to my dreams. I realized that with the power of the computer I could expand and enhance this penis making formula into the most unbelievable penis enlargement generator that has ever been created. I substituted the computer bulletion boards in place of the post office and electronically did by computer what others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instructions below. Your dreams will come true. Sincerely yours, Daniel J. Karnes -- Why doesn't Wenchell's -- Serve Mogi Donuts? About six months ago I received the enclosed post in letter form. I ignored it. I received about five more of the same letter withn the next two weeks. I ignored them also. Of course, I was tempted to follow through and dreamed of making thousands of inches, but I was convinced it was just another gimmick and could not possibly work. I was wrong! About three weeks later I saw this same letter posted on a local bulletion board in Montreal. I liked the idea of giving it a try with my computer. I didn't expect much because I figured, if other people were as skeptical as I, they wouldn't be too quick to part with their penis. But, I buy lottery tickets weekly in my province and have nothing to show for it but ticket stubs. This week I decided to look at this as my weekly lottery purchase. I addressed the envelopes and mailed out one piece of my penis in each as directed. Two weeks went by and I didn't recieve anything in the mail. The fourth week rolled around and I couldn't believe what happened! I can't say I received 50,000 inches, but it was definitely well over 35,000! For the first time in all my years, I was adequately endowed. It was great. Of course, it didn't take me long to feel inadequate again so I am using this excellent penis enlargement opportunity once again. Follow the instructions and get ready to enjoy. Please send a copy of this letter along with the enclosed letter so together we can convince people who are skeptical that it really works! Good Luck, St Agathe Que. ------------------------------------------------------------------- This document is an attempt at humor. Anyone who flames me will be ignored as a humorless twit, whose indignation is without meaning. ------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:51 PM (#1116667) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Jeri Foolesdroop, I think it's absolutely hilarious, but I suspect male members may feel otherwise. Prepare thyself for flames. (And possibly, plagarism.) |
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15 Feb 04 - 09:57 PM (#1116668) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: The Fooles Troupe I didn't write it - the ISSN number is at the start - X-Lib-of-Cong-ISSN: 1098-7649 It's several years old. Robin |
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15 Feb 04 - 10:08 PM (#1116672) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Jeri I thought the ISSN number was part of the joke. THEY CATALOG THIS STUFF??!! Hey, I'm getting funny spam now. I wonder what that means. The bit they stick in to fool the spam filters "In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH! Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn't work with a telephone call... (Dial tone.) Introducing the all-new Ginsu answering machine! It cuts, it chops, it slices, it dices your incoming calls! How much would you pay? Don't answer, because if you leave your name and number when you hear the tone, we'll throw in a return phone call ABSOLUTELY FREE!" and "1. Place a live cat on the cockpit floor; because a cat always remains upright. It can be used in lieu of a needle and ball. Merely watch to see which way the cat leans to determine if a wing is low and if so, which one." (It likely means I shouldn't read spam.) |
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15 Feb 04 - 10:25 PM (#1116682) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos Spamology??? You believe in Spamology?? Isn't that really just another version of Diuretics?? Something about anagrams, isn't it??? A |
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16 Feb 04 - 12:10 AM (#1116723) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Diuretics? That was started by Hubbard, wasn't it? |
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16 Feb 04 - 12:23 AM (#1116730) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos Hobart, yas, of Web Radio fame. Believes that the secret of life is water going in and coming out again, and built a successful world-wide cult on this principal... A |
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16 Feb 04 - 01:18 AM (#1116741) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: The Fooles Troupe Gather ye pigeons while ye may (or The "*S*ome *P*retty *A*wful *M*instrelsy" Song) Robin |
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16 Feb 04 - 08:38 AM (#1116919) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bobjack I can't believe I have just read through all this tosh. There I was happily surfing for a good recipe that includes Spam, and not one of you has coughed up any culinary secrets! |
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16 Feb 04 - 08:45 AM (#1116923) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: The Fooles Troupe You could try Pigeon Pie! |
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16 Feb 04 - 09:02 AM (#1116939) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bobjack You have a thing about pigeons don't you Rob? Are they infesting the upper reaches of your library? Call upon Buffy the pigeon slayer, she will shift them for you. |
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16 Feb 04 - 09:28 AM (#1116959) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: The Fooles Troupe No Bobjacj you're thinking about the bats in my belfrey! Robin |
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16 Feb 04 - 10:38 AM (#1116976) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: GUEST,Buffy the pigeon slayer Did somebody call? |
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16 Feb 04 - 05:32 PM (#1117236) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: pixieofdoom I'm confused......... I had 16 spams offering me a penis extension and 22 more offering me viagra for optimising it's use. I took this to mean that I should be sure to carry an umbrella and to keep an eye out for loose elephants. The 8 I got advertising casino's tipped me off about the Jehovah's Witness with the bad breath so I thought my day was mapped out. Then I realised that my credit card offers were not only an odd number but were also in alignment with my 43 dating service adverts. And I think that breast implants are in retrograde at the moment. Am I to expect a rain of sprouts? Please help |
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16 Feb 04 - 05:42 PM (#1117239) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Clinton Hammond What about someone like me who hardly gets any spam at all? I get no horoscope? Good... ,-) |
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16 Feb 04 - 06:29 PM (#1117256) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: pixieofdoom Does that mean you have no future? |
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16 Feb 04 - 06:55 PM (#1117281) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Amos Send your email address to pixie, Clinton. She has enough to spare, and you wouldn't want to run out!! A |
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16 Feb 04 - 07:12 PM (#1117298) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: The Fooles Troupe If you really want some, Clinton, I'm sure we can submit your name to a few sources, if you want... :-) Robin |
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16 Feb 04 - 08:39 PM (#1117372) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: GUEST Does this mean that now when you eat Spam, you are actually eating pen.... aw, never mind... |
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16 Feb 04 - 09:44 PM (#1117405) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D spam gourmets at work Spam as a medium some of the best folks in society work in Spam |
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16 Feb 04 - 09:57 PM (#1117418) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Jaysus, Joseph and Mary. BillD, where do you find this stuff? Bobjack: Recipe for Spam. Get really, really hungry. Take the Spam loaf and coat it with a mixtue of brown sugar and Keen's mustard. Place cloves (about twenty) into the roast. Cook it. Eat it. (No, take out the cloves first.) This goes well with alcohol, any kind. If you don't drink, learn. In a pinck, haev about 12 ounces with the meal. In a pinch, don't have the meal. Escoffier |
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16 Feb 04 - 10:37 PM (#1117438) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D brucie...I heard about Spam carving years ago...I just assumed there were pictures of it...*grin*..(I rarely lose on those hunches) so a Google search on "spam carving" got me 15 or so hits. I think there are annual contests now. |
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17 Feb 04 - 01:07 AM (#1117483) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: LadyJean What's the significance of Nigerian spam? Could it mean that this is a bad day to spend money? Or a bad day to go to Nigeria? Of course the last piece of Nigerian spam I got came from China. I keep telling the clowns that I've forwarded their email to my uncle who works for interpol. (I don't have an uncle who works for interpol.) Would that have any significance. |
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17 Feb 04 - 03:19 AM (#1117514) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Catherine Jayne So the 3 emails I got today offering me discounts on furniture mean Im not going to get a seat on the bus and the tube.........I might have to push a few people out of the way with my sticks!! |
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17 Feb 04 - 03:27 AM (#1117517) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bobjack Thanks for the recipe brucie, but i like the idea of spam carving better. time to stock up and get whittlin' |
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17 Feb 04 - 03:27 PM (#1117926) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: GUEST,leeneia Somebody please fill me in. I a message far above there is the word BRILL. What is brill? Is is a typo for brillig, as in 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe"? |
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17 Feb 04 - 04:11 PM (#1117958) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Art for art's sake. Yep, it works for me. We make the art of carving Spam, Essential parts of who we am; BillD provides the picture book, And Bobjack takes another look; So, thus we know that none shall starve, For we have been taught how to carve; And years from now when we are gone, Art for art's sake will live on. |
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17 Feb 04 - 05:33 PM (#1118009) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D after 7 years on the WWW, I have discerned that 'brill' is shorthand for 'brilliant', which seems be UK slang for 'wonderful' or 'great'...or something like that. I have NO idea where it comes from...but we shall probably be enlightened..*grin* |
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17 Feb 04 - 05:39 PM (#1118015) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D I have an OLD family recipe for Spam, which you may copy & study. Take can, open...dump out contents (one big chunk)...lop off a few slices....apply heat till it smells done...cover with Ketchup (or Catsup, if you are elegant) between 2 slices of Wonder Bread. Yeah, yeah....I know. But when I was 11 years old.... |
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17 Feb 04 - 09:49 PM (#1118124) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace Jaysus, Bill D, sounds like you have a winner with that. Looks good to me. But, it has to be Heinz. I mean, ketchup that ain't up to par will ruin the sandwich, right? But if I may be so bold as to suggest an alternative? Mustard. French's mustard. Man oh man. Next day you can burp and say, "Excuse me, I don't remember eating that!" And only your hairdresser will know for sure. Gotta go, I'm hungry. |
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18 Feb 04 - 09:32 AM (#1118371) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia I hope I am never hungry enough to eat Spam, those porn sites get stuck in your teeth. |
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18 Feb 04 - 02:39 PM (#1118587) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Bill D ...just the ones with excessive hair.... |
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19 Feb 04 - 10:28 AM (#1119152) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Peace LOL |
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30 Aug 07 - 08:04 AM (#2136782) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Morticia Ah, we were all so very much younger then :) |
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30 Aug 07 - 08:15 AM (#2136787) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Sandra in Sydney alas, I haven't received any spam for ages, Esteemed Seer, what does that mean? |
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30 Aug 07 - 08:46 AM (#2136804) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Liz the Squeak According to the stuff I dumped this morning, I'm going to have to work harder today but my Bank Details are rising so maybe I'll get that thing I've been wanting for so long... if that 'thing' is Sean Connery and Hugh Jackman covered in chocolate and whipped cream... I'm also concerned about the amount of people in the world that think I a) have a penis and b) would need viagra if I did have one. I don't have a penis... not on me, anyway. LTS |
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30 Aug 07 - 11:23 AM (#2136913) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Anne Lister I'm glad I've found the fount of all wisdom ... what is the significance of all the messages I receive telling me I need to register security details for bank accounts I don't have? Anne |
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31 Aug 07 - 09:00 AM (#2137603) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Sandra in Sydney one of the water signs must be in the ascendant or something like that! sandra |
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31 Aug 07 - 10:57 AM (#2137697) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Donuel Assology does reveal much about a person's personality and physicality. Beyond ones obvious state of health, I do not believe that Assology can predict the future or that one should heed the advice of Assologists. It would be best to just get off your Assology and do something good for the future. |
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31 Aug 07 - 11:24 AM (#2137723) Subject: RE: BS: Spam Astrology From: Donuel There is lots of spam regarding refinancing your home. I even get phone calls from people who claim to be reviewing my martgage and would like to help me refinance. I don't have a mortgage. |
