To Thread - Forum Home

The Mudcat Café TM
https://mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=67667
21 messages

BS: John Ashcroft's surgery

09 Mar 04 - 11:53 AM (#1132117)
Subject: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel

sorry I posted this incorrectly before...

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/ashurgery.jpg


09 Mar 04 - 12:59 PM (#1132192)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: jeffp

Love it!!!!


09 Mar 04 - 02:10 PM (#1132268)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,pdc

"Severe acute pancreatitis:" what a fitting acronym.


09 Mar 04 - 02:21 PM (#1132277)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: ced2

I wonder if this operation is available on the NHS. Perhaps they could remove Darth Vadar from withing Michael Howard.


09 Mar 04 - 04:00 PM (#1132380)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Rapparee

Lissen here now. I don't want none of you flamin' liberals to tell me that Big John is full of it.


09 Mar 04 - 04:03 PM (#1132382)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,Clint Keller

Superb. I wish I'd done that.

It's the best cartoon (?) I've seen this administration.

clint


09 Mar 04 - 04:17 PM (#1132397)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Bob Hitchcock

Let's hope they give him a new brain while he's in there.

Bob


09 Mar 04 - 05:19 PM (#1132447)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel

Today is the 50th anniverery of the 'See it Now' radio show with Edward R Murrow that is said to have brought down the right wing scare tactic takeover of the country by Joeseph McCarthy who attempted to destroy the Democratic party and leave the nation with a one party system.


09 Mar 04 - 06:08 PM (#1132487)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Don Firth

Well, Rapaire, that does raise a question about Big John's operation. What will he do if he does experience this unfortunate aftermath?

Depends . . . .

Don Firth


09 Mar 04 - 06:21 PM (#1132504)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Amos

Stay close to the head, I reckon, and try to change his bilious mind...


A


09 Mar 04 - 07:08 PM (#1132547)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Bobert

Hmmmmm? I wondering why God put Johnnie thru this?

Nvermind that one...,.

But wouldn't you have loved to be the anesthesiologist?

"Gee, John, sorry. I must not have given you enough juice. Did that hurt?"

(Hehehe....)

Bobert


09 Mar 04 - 07:25 PM (#1132560)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Rapparee

More likely, "Big blanks in your memory, huh? Golly, I musta used too much, he he he."


09 Mar 04 - 07:38 PM (#1132570)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage

Pancreatitis hurts like hell. So does the gall bladder problem. This will keep him away from judiciary mischief for a little while.


09 Mar 04 - 08:27 PM (#1132616)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Mrrzy

LOL!


09 Mar 04 - 08:37 PM (#1132626)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Walking Eagle

SRS----Don't bet on it! Probably the first thing he asked for after coming out from being under was his lap top.

Seriously though. Passing a Gall stone hurts like hell. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy. Ohhhh Gawd I was sick! The surgery was pretty easy. They jusy blew me up with CO2 and reached in and snipped her off. It was full too buddy!


09 Mar 04 - 08:57 PM (#1132642)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: GUEST,pdc

Not one to resist a really cheap pun, and given what Ashcroft did to the statue in the Hall of Justice, I have to ask.....
is this curtains for Ashcroft?


09 Mar 04 - 11:55 PM (#1132752)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage

har har har, pdc! poetic justice, eh?


09 Mar 04 - 11:59 PM (#1132754)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Amos

Mayhap a little pain is good for him...adds to his humility, like. We can always dream...


A


10 Mar 04 - 06:48 AM (#1132870)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Donuel

He has been on morphine and oxycontin for days.
I expect he will eventually give all credit to god and
not a word about the drugs and medical science.

Here is another quasi disturbing pic.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/nyminute1.jpg


10 Mar 04 - 01:57 PM (#1133208)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: Stilly River Sage

You have a typo in there, Donuel--"Deciding"

Good one!


11 Mar 04 - 12:23 AM (#1133580)
Subject: RE: BS: John Ashcroft's surgury
From: LadyJean

If there is any justice in this world Ashcroft will become addicted to Oxi Contin.