13 Mar 04 - 11:03 AM (#1135504) Subject: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Gareth If your sense of humour is as warped as mine then click the Link. Warning - Not for the squeamish ! It may take a time to download ! Click 'Ere - Meow ! Gareth |
13 Mar 04 - 11:58 AM (#1135537) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Amos Warped, aye, and hard, too -- couldn't break 50%! A |
13 Mar 04 - 03:43 PM (#1135676) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Fast little suckers, ain't they. |
13 Mar 04 - 03:44 PM (#1135677) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Uh, what's warped about the humour? |
13 Mar 04 - 04:59 PM (#1135712) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: wysiwyg Thank you. Hardi sez it's the cat's meow. ~S~ |
13 Mar 04 - 05:05 PM (#1135715) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Have I mentioned that I LIKE CATS? |
13 Mar 04 - 05:12 PM (#1135724) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: GUEST Amos and Brucie........use your space bar to hold the little critters still. Then fire. Sorry if you have already worked that out, but it took me a while. Happy hunting guys. |
13 Mar 04 - 05:21 PM (#1135732) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Thanks, I didn't figure it out at all. 100%, here I come. |
13 Mar 04 - 05:24 PM (#1135735) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Didn't work. 30%. |
13 Mar 04 - 05:44 PM (#1135752) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Amos DIDN'T WORK FOR ME, EITHER -- IT'S PROBABLY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAVA AND WINDOWS JAVA, I EXPECT... A |
13 Mar 04 - 06:07 PM (#1135777) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: pdq Start at the lower right or left, near the border where you know the bugger will emerge. Once you get the first one, move quickly but smoothly to the other side and get the second one as soon as possible. There is a rhythm to it. The game was actually put on Mudcat last summer. I routinely get 7-9, and have several 10s. |
13 Mar 04 - 06:17 PM (#1135783) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Screw the mouse and cursor. I used a knife. The screen is funny, but the cat is right where I pinned him. |
13 Mar 04 - 06:20 PM (#1135785) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace I'm now gonna follow this thread and see who is attracted to it. Sickos, all of ya. |
13 Mar 04 - 06:27 PM (#1135791) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: pdq Actually, the background is very soothing and pleasant to look at. Pictures of Fort Point, the Golden Gate Bridge, Maritime Museum area and the Marin Headlands. Almost enough to make a Bay Area native homesick... THEN THEY PUT IN ALL THOSE FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
13 Mar 04 - 06:45 PM (#1135798) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. LOL pdq. |
13 Mar 04 - 07:28 PM (#1135828) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Shanghaiceltic Truly disgusting, horrible, cruel, warped, nasty, hatefull, sickening, offensive, revolting, loathsome......now where do I get the extra cartidges or a gun with a bigger bore? |
13 Mar 04 - 07:30 PM (#1135831) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Wanna use my knife? Whoa, what the heck am I sayin'. Use the sword. |
13 Mar 04 - 07:32 PM (#1135833) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace So, if W*ll**m Sh*tn*r told a joke in hyperspace, would that be warped humour? |
13 Mar 04 - 08:08 PM (#1135848) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: pdq Only if you understand Non-Euclidian Geometry. |
13 Mar 04 - 10:28 PM (#1135889) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Jeri I only got two of the buggers right handed and three with my left. They seem to move faster over the water. I've bookmarked the site, and if I practice as much as pdq, who knows!? |
13 Mar 04 - 10:50 PM (#1135896) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Little Robyn I couldn't get past 50%! |
13 Mar 04 - 11:09 PM (#1135901) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Want the knife? |
13 Mar 04 - 11:27 PM (#1135907) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Jeri No thanks, brucie. I'll stick to the gun. They told me I'm not allowed sharp objects. |
13 Mar 04 - 11:41 PM (#1135915) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace The NRA wants YOU! |
13 Mar 04 - 11:41 PM (#1135916) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: JennyO The space bar only makes the picture shake a bit for me. Doesn't slow the little buggers down.. Jenny (also a cat lover, honest!) |
14 Mar 04 - 07:41 AM (#1136061) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: GUEST Try jiggling up and down on the space bar. It does hold them still for me. But is that sporting? |
14 Mar 04 - 10:46 AM (#1136138) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: RangerSteve I got better the second time around. Groundhogs would have been better and more entertaining targets. |
14 Mar 04 - 05:05 PM (#1136352) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Saw the other thread to do with groundhogs. They would be good alternatives to cats. Pull! Boom. Pull! Boom. Try cayenne pepper. Lots. |
15 Mar 04 - 01:04 AM (#1136657) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace 40% |
15 Mar 04 - 07:00 AM (#1136809) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Donuel Mel Gibson's sequel: God Wars II http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/melmoses.jpg |
15 Mar 04 - 09:09 AM (#1136927) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: ced2 NICE!!! |
15 Mar 04 - 11:21 AM (#1137039) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Mr Red Cue for a song......... brucie ......... I saw the mouse chase the cat, Fie, man, Fie, I saw the mouse chase the cat, Who's a fool now? I saw the mouse chase the cat, made the screen very flat, Thou has well dun it in, who's a fuel now?, I got 1 on first (and only) attempt. |
15 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM (#1137040) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Big Mick So this seal stops into the pub. The barkeep asks 'im, "what'll you have?" "Anything but a Canadian Club", sez the seal. |
15 Mar 04 - 12:03 PM (#1137089) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Donuel, you are a genius. Mr Red, I finally got four after about eighty tries. Phocing cats. I think if we put all of us together (at least the people who can't hold them still with the space bar) we could get 'em all. This has gotta be drivin' the cat lovers nutso. Ya think? Big Mick. That was goood. Y'all have a great day. brucie |
15 Mar 04 - 01:53 PM (#1137218) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Fibula Mattock Yeah Mick, or "A baby seal walks into a club..." ;) |
15 Mar 04 - 02:07 PM (#1137231) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: pdq Heerz the new game from the "groundhog" thread. Now this one really IS frustratin'. Nice banjo, though. http://www.miniclip.com/wack.htm |
15 Mar 04 - 11:55 PM (#1137670) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Donuel Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives fire salvo at Kerry but miss striking hundreds of school children. http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/kerrymiss.jpg There hasn't been this much moral carnage since the leather bound editions of the Starr report. |
16 Mar 04 - 12:41 AM (#1137693) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Friggin' groundhogs. See the groundhog thread. This ain't the way to get rid of 'em. Donuel, another hit. |
16 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM (#1137694) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Would you believe I got eleven of 'em? OK, would you believe I got one of 'em? |
16 Mar 04 - 12:48 AM (#1137697) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Peace Ah, crap, bad news. My best friend got a job as a human cannonball in a circus. He was hired and fired in the same day. |
16 Mar 04 - 03:57 AM (#1137760) Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY ! From: Shanghaiceltic Sorry all but I found this which has 'nice' games for kitty lovers, puppy lovers and badger lovers. http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/2/ |