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20 Mar 04 - 03:15 PM (#1141842) Subject: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Last year was dominated in duel terms by MCFAT against Old Git the allegations of bribery and corruption continue but the new season is aproaching and Kampervan has began to throw caution to the wind by challenging said MCFat. Last year at Beverley MCfFat and I tied the knot - It only lasts a year and a day and then I get to pick a new husband. At Beverley last year Kampervan asked to be husband number 4 so I guess its duel time again to see which of these two gallant songslayers can win the hand of a fair maid - no comments Raggy!! Are there seconds and thirds for a Beverley Duel? |
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20 Mar 04 - 03:40 PM (#1141857) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Ed. The vast majority of us don't care in the least. Why don't you conduct such messages privately? |
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20 Mar 04 - 04:24 PM (#1141881) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Who's Ed? and do we care? What's the fun in doing anything privately or seriously? Who wants to be part of the vast majority. Ed obviously. Get a life get light, get light-hearted, fall in love with Red or White Rabbit, get silly. Pleeeeeease don't get boringly judgemental We love everybody on Mudcat In the meantime .. bring on Banjo Jim for Glencoe the replay; aka the McDonalds lose again. Looks like a June honeymoon for us R&WR |
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21 Mar 04 - 06:54 AM (#1142194) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Dearest Ed sorry if we have offended you but the title of the thread did give some indication of what it was about - it is a BS thread and if you dont care why look? |
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21 Mar 04 - 07:10 AM (#1142197) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MCFAT Ed you are talking like your TV counterpart from a number of years ago - out of your aa..............rchibald I can only accept said duel if my twusty second sir wraggetache keeper of the Runswick Lifeboat money and Lord Kenneth of Brampton my third can attend to their duties. I challenge you Kampervan - you soft southern jesse nana-nana -na naH - to swap as many credit cards as possible cos you're Norfolking good! |
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21 Mar 04 - 09:56 AM (#1142248) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan What's this? Conditions already. "I can only come out to play of my friends can come too". Whinge whinge. Is this the man that won the heart of R&WR? and if it is should you have? I can't believe that she gave even the time of day to such a craven duel-dodger. I may be resident in the sunny south (remember the sun Jim?) but I have the heart of a man who's got a brave heart, whoever that is. Your songs won't save you this time. You're up against a man who spent hours listening to Danny Couper play his banjo and came out SANE. So there. |
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21 Mar 04 - 02:08 PM (#1142397) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Swine Vamperkan, you have slighted my Leige and thus you shall feel the wrath of his venom and I, as always, shall be his trusty second, you obviously ken little of the ways of gentlemen, not unsurprising given the nature of scoundrels such as yourself. That being said I would consider you a tad more worthy than Ed who could and perhaps should ..............off If Numpties like him don't want to read the drivel we put on why on earth do they click on the thread, I can only ascribe it to their lack of intelligence |
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21 Mar 04 - 05:46 PM (#1142462) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Raggytash I pay due tribute to thy valour,honour and loyalty to he who is not worthy of a listing in the credits. But why such commitment to a paltroon who cannot come forth without a bodyguard. I mean - Whitney Houston he is not! (she can nearly sing!) And anyway, I've felt the roff of 'is venom before. A couple of large whiskies soon sees me alright. And who is this Ken Little and 'is gentlemanly ways. Doesn't sound very scary to me. Another Scottish lager head I shouldn't wonder. Well just watch them all run scared when faced with a true English bitter drinker. That's someone who drinks english bitter, not someone who's english and bitter and a drinker.... oh sod it. BE AFRAID, O.K.? |
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22 Mar 04 - 05:13 AM (#1142724) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister 'Ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go, ere we go-oo..!! Sort him out good and proper this time, KV. It's about time he paid for his sculduggery and blatant sabotage of previous duels. Watch out for the jury-knobbling. |
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22 Mar 04 - 07:16 AM (#1142788) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat Methinks the man doth protest too muchest. I strike your cheek with my glove (or aleast a mangy oven mitt) and challengest thou pesky southern disco piss drinking unworthy knave to the duel... the survival of the fattest...it's gloves off, handbags at the ready nah nah nah sucks yah boo to you. Bring on Deanie as well we'll see you all off !!!!!!! |
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22 Mar 04 - 07:30 AM (#1142796) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Do you need a second, KAMPERVAN ? - I'd be pleased to oblige. I take it that banjos breach the arms limitations conventions. |
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22 Mar 04 - 08:03 AM (#1142814) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Damned decent of you Mr Bryant.Ta muchly. Offer gratefully accepted. I get the feeling that I'm going to need someone to watch my back when those supposedly chivalrous nerds get going. I can't imagine McFat limiting himself to a full frontal. As for the banjos, well I don't use the things myself, but I fully expect that as the duel comes to a painful end (and Jimbos end will be painful), well we can expect Mc to pull something out, and it MIGHT JUST BE A BANJO. But it will avail him little, and his dastardly cheating tictacs will only make our victory the sweeter. |
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22 Mar 04 - 08:04 AM (#1142815) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Oh Oh I am quaking in my boots ............ I think not, bring on the second I'll deal with him, anyway MC who is the Vamping Clump person, do I know the scoundrel |
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22 Mar 04 - 09:16 AM (#1142867) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan See me and creep ......away oh Raggytash. For I am the largest realist strongest cleverest cleverthing that you have ever seen. Just reflect that although I may be the last thing you ever see, at least I will be the prettiest |
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22 Mar 04 - 10:53 AM (#1142966) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash But I Sire, am DASTARDLY (yes I CAN spell, Thank you) |
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22 Mar 04 - 03:40 PM (#1143203) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan That's ok then |
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23 Mar 04 - 02:19 AM (#1143551) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit ooh goody they are setting up this years duel in style - I dont remember any formal slaps with gloves across the face last year! Raggy - Kampervan has a very beautiful young daughter - you might wish to claim her for your harem |
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23 Mar 04 - 03:16 AM (#1143571) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Don't even think about it, Nicholas. |
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23 Mar 04 - 03:59 AM (#1143587) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST I have no fear of being claimed by Raggy - always a second, never in front!?. |
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23 Mar 04 - 04:20 AM (#1143599) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash I ineveriably come second .......... Is the daughter of legal age, if so she will be a welcomed addition to my harem |
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23 Mar 04 - 04:21 AM (#1143601) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Spoils of war can be bountiful to the victor |
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23 Mar 04 - 04:40 AM (#1143610) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Raggy, in the completely unlikely event of you and McFat gaining a victory (which could only be by some form of base sculduggery) will you also be expecting to drag Essex Girl off to your harem ? |
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23 Mar 04 - 04:40 AM (#1143611) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat After watching 'Braveheart' for the umptieth time, can I claim 'primo nuptia' rights on said daughter (He says twisting his tash and having an evil lecherous look on his face) |
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23 Mar 04 - 05:52 AM (#1143636) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,raggytash Oi Davy boy, you don't catch me out that easily, trying to unload one Missus, sorry old girl spoils of war, due homage etc Whilst you sod off with a new model ......... nice try but doomed to failure with me, try MC he might not spot your wily ways |
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23 Mar 04 - 10:55 AM (#1143862) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Well - it was worth a try ! - anyway, I don't think she'd fancy Jim ! |
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23 Mar 04 - 01:58 PM (#1144043) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Oh, you poor deluded fools. Anyone who thinks that Bigbird aka daughter of Kampervan can be viewed as "The spoils of war" needs their brain cavity opening up to see what they've got in place of the brains that are so obviously missing. Mein kinder is not just a law unto herself, she is the statute book; and she makes the rules. Not that will worry anyone, cos the Grean Meanie from Wolfsburg is not going to be beaten by some woad wearing Scottish exile. Anyone who didn't watch Braveheart can see what quartering aa Scot really looks like if they come along to see Jimbo slaughtered. KV & DB are the business. |
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23 Mar 04 - 02:39 PM (#1144083) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Big Bird is staying very quiet - must be scuba diving again |
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23 Mar 04 - 08:08 PM (#1144375) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Cor!! Spoils of war that go diving, Wink Wink |
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23 Mar 04 - 08:09 PM (#1144377) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash with apologies to any close relatives |
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24 Mar 04 - 05:28 AM (#1144632) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat ..we don't need no apologies, we don't need no thought control , hey Kamper leave Fatboy alone... |
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24 Mar 04 - 05:54 AM (#1144653) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Going to Whitby this year KAMPERVAN ? - I think we'll probably have to take the fight to them as they're rather afraid of coming south. Anyway an "away win" always carries more points. |
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24 Mar 04 - 05:57 AM (#1144657) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird Spoils of war? Be careful what you wish for Raggy! I think you'll find me a somehwhat 'disruptive' addition to your harem. And from what I've heard, 'diving' and you would involve me running out of air before I found anything! |
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24 Mar 04 - 06:05 AM (#1144663) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister THWACKKKK!! KERPOWWW! Take that, Sir Rascaltash! |
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24 Mar 04 - 06:32 AM (#1144677) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat all in all it's just another thick Scottish brawl |
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24 Mar 04 - 07:45 AM (#1144712) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Oi Bogbird, I've got a bigbird of my own and you'll not find any in my harem who complain ........... no their all part of the new pier at Whitby. However it is noce to know that CampingStove has some support other than his truss |
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24 Mar 04 - 07:46 AM (#1144713) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Apologies for appalling English there |
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24 Mar 04 - 08:48 AM (#1144751) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat You apologising for all the apalling English then Raggy. I meam that includes Jeffrey Archer as well mate. |
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24 Mar 04 - 09:43 AM (#1144815) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant "you'll not find any in my harem who complain ........... no their (I think he means they're) all part of the new pier at Whitby." Obviously Raggytash has had quite a lot of ladies who showed contempt for his technique. Noticing his method of disposal for those willing to criticise him, I'm beginning to wonder if the "diving" comments are actually meant as a veiled threat to the remainder of his so-called harem, rather than a reference to his desire for oral stimulation. |
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24 Mar 04 - 09:54 AM (#1144823) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird Oi? Oi? Is that any way to address a lady? |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:04 AM (#1144830) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I hope that none of my remarks have caused you distress, Big Bird. I must admit though that I initially read "address" as "undress" - which produced a momentary spasm of pleasure - I must go and scourge myself. |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:28 AM (#1144840) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Madam Big Bird, how can you support this rapscallion and yet lay claim to be a lady, surely you know this delinquent malefactor is no match for a lady, pray have nought to do with this evildoer and blackguard, no, you deserve much better things than he could ever offer a lady who seeks refined, genteel company such as you would find with me. PS Oi Essex Boy, still got your white socks on with your black shoe's, I was aware that I had in my haste mistyped certain words, thus I pur a thread to this effect, did you not understand, you bucketfull of sheep snot. Lady Rabbit, are you missing me |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:31 AM (#1144843) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash PUT |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM (#1144846) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat .....another log on the fire ? |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:45 AM (#1144851) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister a spell on you....? |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:48 AM (#1144854) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: JennyO your left leg in put your left leg out put your left leg in and you shake it all about... |
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24 Mar 04 - 10:50 AM (#1144856) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister It's all hypothetical, Baggysplash. As I recall, I won the eternal affections of milady Big Bird last year, fair and square, in spite of your dastardly dealings with the judges. As such, she is not now to be considered spoils of war. The fight is for R&WW's hand. If, as a lowly second, you find that displeasing, I suggest you find another cause. So there. |
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24 Mar 04 - 11:03 AM (#1144865) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Tashyrag - While I enjoy the affections of a lady who hails from the fair county of Essex, my own county happens to be Kent - the garden of England. Lady Rabbit - if you keep missing that varlet Raggytash, I have some advice for you. 1. Make sure that you have a firm well-locked posture. 2. Breath out and hold it. 3. Take good aim. 4. S-Q-U-E-E-Z-E the trigger. |
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24 Mar 04 - 11:13 AM (#1144873) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Davy half a match company, Kent is it, sure you can spell, a sheath for a dagger perchance |
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24 Mar 04 - 11:27 AM (#1144881) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I object to the "half a match company" quip - my mother's maiden name was "Mayes" (OK there's an extra e) - I reckon I'll be more than a match for you in this duel ! |
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24 Mar 04 - 11:41 AM (#1144894) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Roger Waters I hope you all realise that if you sung a parody, or different words, to my melody Another Brick in the Wall, you must pay me royalties! I will, in fact, pursue this as my name is Waters, not McLean, or even Campbell. I hope that leaves you uncomfortably numb, James. |
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24 Mar 04 - 02:55 PM (#1145077) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Raggy if I tried really hard from here I'm sure I would miss you my love Deanmeister you miss the point another year has past any you only won the hand of the lady Big Bird for a year and a day - sorry she's fare game as spoils of war this year Jim - if you are acting as RW dont forget to reset your cookie again you sado masi-whatsit or else they cant PM you! If it wasnt you Jim not - Waters do you have a spare copy of final cut going? could prove useful during the duel! |
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25 Mar 04 - 03:12 AM (#1145533) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Roger Waters Sorry, love, Margaret Thatcher bought the last one. |
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25 Mar 04 - 04:36 AM (#1145564) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash That Kampervan, (sounds German to me) is nought but a blackguard, bootlegger, caitiff and drunkard, he will deserve nor will he receive any mercy when he faces the wrath of my leige MC Fat and my good self. |
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25 Mar 04 - 04:56 AM (#1145578) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird Arsytag... words fail me - you really are the most antagonistic reprehensible character. I am launching a mission to free the poor underserving women you hold captive in your harem - watch out! |
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25 Mar 04 - 05:55 AM (#1145595) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Bogbrush, I think you will find it difficult to convince them to leave, they all appreciate my chivalrous and gentle manners, to gether with other advantages. If you should wish to free yourself from Dumbmastard it is not too late to align yourself with the vertiable ladies of my acquaintance |
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25 Mar 04 - 07:40 AM (#1145669) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I might be seconding the noble knight KAMPERVAN, but I'm sure he wouldn't expect me to engage in the sycophantic, brown-tongued, protestations of loyalty that McFat's second seems to find necessary. I'd be surprised if any lady but a stern dominatrix would accept such a crawler - and she'd probably want payment. |
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25 Mar 04 - 07:58 AM (#1145676) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Not unsurprisingly the ways of chivalry are unknown to you, it is a two way code that benefits both parties equally, one is neither senior or subservient to the other it relies on mutual respect. If we allow you to survive the duel I may be generous enough to explain the finer points to you and the oaf you yourself have agreed to second. On the other hand I might have a quite word with your corpse Looking forward to the duel quite a lot now |
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25 Mar 04 - 10:17 AM (#1145778) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird He couldn't pay me enough! |
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25 Mar 04 - 10:30 AM (#1145794) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Told you she loved me :o) |
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25 Mar 04 - 11:18 AM (#1145830) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I can well understand your repugnance, Big Bird. In a recent TV series, Terry Jones exposed the myth of the Knight's code of chivalry as merely a form of self advancement, oportunism, and brutality. After viewing (and photographing) the last leg of the duel between McFat (and the toadying Taggyrash - who I'm sure would stab his principal in the back at any time if he saw profit in it) I find I must agree with him. KAMPERVAN and I will therefore try and raise the coming duel to a higher ethical plane. |
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25 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM (#1145841) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Ethics !! from a part time Cockney that's rich ! |
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25 Mar 04 - 11:43 AM (#1145859) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat An ethical plane to you southern gits is flying from Heathrow by Virgin Airways instead of Luton by EasyJet |
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25 Mar 04 - 02:08 PM (#1146018) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit ooooooo!! Big Bird - step daughter to be - I am not sure you could get the women to leave Raggy's harem - we are talking 'uddersfield women!! unless he has a few stashed away from other parts or is that other parts stashed away? Deanmeisterseems to think you are his - is it to be a joint wedding? Kampervan my love how art though? hast though decided on songs to slay them all? |
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25 Mar 04 - 02:09 PM (#1146019) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit that should have said 'hast thou' |
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25 Mar 04 - 04:04 PM (#1146116) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan As I relax here in my eerie, hawk-like, gazing down on the antics of Mcflat and untrimmedtash bickering away trying to bolster their sad little(?) egos with this sad war of words, I find it all so ....sad, so melancholy. I feel so sorry, knowing the fate that awaits them. Humiliation for the combatant and disgrace by association for the sad second who is, so easily, being led astray. Cease thy pointless banter you losers, lets get down to the nitty-gritty rules of engagement; sharpen those clefs, drag up the diminished seconds (that's raggytash for the uninitiated) and polish up the resonance balancing using non-nasal consonants. Let slip the dogs of war and cry God for KV&DB + R&WR and to hell with the French-loving jock. |
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25 Mar 04 - 07:36 PM (#1146276) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash MC Fat, I think we have the fools beaten already, they think there are rules ...............poor simple things |
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26 Mar 04 - 01:41 AM (#1146419) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Raggy there are rules - song slayers of old have combatted by said rules of engagement rule one - song slayers must be over the age of 30 rule two - have impoased song slaying on unsuspecting people of the world rule three be prepared to do anything to avhieve victory |
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26 Mar 04 - 04:32 AM (#1146473) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Slay bell ring are you listening..... |
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26 Mar 04 - 04:33 AM (#1146474) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Sorry that should have read.... Slay bells ring are you listening |
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26 Mar 04 - 05:58 AM (#1146522) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Rule 1 - I definitely pass that requirement by nearly a factor of 2. Rule 2 - No problem - I have slain audiences in many parts of the world for over 40 years. Rule 3 - A complete rout of Mcfat (and his organgrinder's monkey) is the only outcome that I will consider. |
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27 Mar 04 - 12:43 PM (#1147632) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan So MC, after banjos, its now bells. Do you prefer the hand jobs or the ones where you pull the string? I suppose either is appropriate. This is jsut so 'big girls blouse'. Am I missing something? Should I be afraid???? I don't think so. |
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29 Mar 04 - 04:17 AM (#1148781) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Be very very afraid |
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29 Mar 04 - 04:34 AM (#1148795) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash My Leige, I consider the fact that he has to ask the question is sufficient indication he is having second thought about the Wisdom of challenging your good self. He will be aware of the ignominous defeats suffered by Deanmeister and Old Git and has now had the opportunity to ponder his future and the apparent brevity of it. You could be magnanimous and allow him the cede to your domination with the forfiture of Danegeld in the form of copious liquid refreshment. May I suggest you put this to him before he stains the carpet |
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29 Mar 04 - 04:40 AM (#1148801) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan The only thing that will stain the carpet will the blood of that craven plucker MCFAT. |
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29 Mar 04 - 04:45 AM (#1148804) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I think that in McFat's case, the "Bells" probably comes out of a bottle ! |
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29 Mar 04 - 06:07 AM (#1148837) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister "Ignominious defeat...????" Were you at the aforementioned duel? That's certainly not how I recall the chain of events. Baggysplash was no match for my sturdy second, Sir Waistline. Fear not, KV, you will triumph, of that I am certain. |
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29 Mar 04 - 06:50 AM (#1148863) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Where was I, you sorry little toenail clipping. I was in the vanguard of the troops that routed you, I was also bribing the judges with chocolate, the same chocolate that you subsequently purloined from the fair Noreen and scoffed yourself. Not, I think, the conduct of a gentleman. |
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29 Mar 04 - 07:10 AM (#1148877) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Forgot about the chocolate nabbing !!! I mean we did ask Noreen to wear the fetching low cut number just for't lads |
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29 Mar 04 - 07:19 AM (#1148885) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Aye ...... it were grand |
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29 Mar 04 - 07:20 AM (#1148888) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Or, to quote me Grandad "Ay up, sithee, all that meat an' no gravy" |
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29 Mar 04 - 10:56 AM (#1149079) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Noreen tried to charge me for taking those piccies of her at Whitby ! You should see this new Mudcat Female "Avril Betts" she makes Noreen look positively flat-chested - mind you she can't sing to save her life - unlike Noreen. |
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29 Mar 04 - 02:27 PM (#1149248) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan So Mr Bryant, oh most gallant and honorable second, my very close connection with a certain brewery, not to mention access to large quantities of VERY CHEAP beer, might just help in ensuring that the judges come to a fair and equitable decision in our favour EH? |
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30 Mar 04 - 03:16 AM (#1149680) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Can I be the judge....? ;o) |
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30 Mar 04 - 04:00 AM (#1149709) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Kampervan - I am impressed with the sublety of your plans. Might I also suggest that to show some consideration for those who we will be vanquishing that we supply them with a very special supply of liquor as well (if you catch my drift). |
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30 Mar 04 - 04:14 AM (#1149721) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Vanquish, vanquish vanquish my arse !! |
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30 Mar 04 - 05:18 AM (#1149753) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Well it would certainly be one way for you to lose a lot of ugly flesh - and the source of noxious emissions Jim. |
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30 Mar 04 - 05:48 AM (#1149774) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Children, please!! |
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30 Mar 04 - 06:16 AM (#1149791) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Oi Deano You want to volunteer to be a judge, you cannot then complain about the content. As a judge you are required to be neutral so butt out of the argument. PS As MC Fat and I were victorious in the Rout at the Sun, Beverley last yead we question the possibility of your remaining neutral in subsequent duel and will therefore appeal to the judicial council (who appoint judges) that in this instance you not be considered as a suitable candidate for this important bout. Please don't take this personally, we are not making any aspersions that you might feel inclined to favour the challengers. 'onest injun ! |
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30 Mar 04 - 06:19 AM (#1149796) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat All rise !!! |
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30 Mar 04 - 07:15 AM (#1149835) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash I only do that for ladies |
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30 Mar 04 - 09:04 AM (#1149936) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister I gave that up for Lent. |
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30 Mar 04 - 09:47 AM (#1149976) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash So Deanie ...... you've finally come out, so who's Len T then, is he anything like Mr T |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:06 AM (#1149995) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Fool. |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:09 AM (#1149997) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat You calling my mate a fool then eh ? |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:14 AM (#1150000) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I am sure that The Deanmeister will be perfectly impartial - especially after he's had a few of Kampervan's free pints. |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:18 AM (#1150003) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Kampervan has an unfair advantage apart vfrom having a bootifull daughter Mrs Kampervan the First works for Sheppard Neame Brewery so he gets the stuff you know nudge nudge knocked off fallen off the back of a dray..... |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:35 AM (#1150021) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister And your problem is? |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:36 AM (#1150022) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Deanie baby, no need to be shy now, you've passed the first hurdle, it doesn't carry the same social stigma it did in the days of yore. Well done, you should be very pleased, you will find most people are prepared to accept your new indentity and those that don't are not worth bothering with. As for us proper men, it's just one less in competition. Cheers Mine's a pint Raggy |
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30 Mar 04 - 10:49 AM (#1150038) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Hey, I'll have a Babycham. And I'll deal with you later, Bottyblast. |
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30 Mar 04 - 11:00 AM (#1150047) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: el ted Post no 100, thanks chaps, carry on. |
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30 Mar 04 - 11:27 AM (#1150077) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I didn't realise that it was Sheps that fine fluid from Faversham that we were talking about. Supply enough Masterbrew and we could probably get all of Hartley Morris as judges ! |
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30 Mar 04 - 01:24 PM (#1150199) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Give them Southern jessies some proper northern bitter, two sniffs of the barmaids apron they'll be on the floor. We Northern men (well Deano excluded) are made of sterner stuff |
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30 Mar 04 - 02:01 PM (#1150240) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird Blimey - I was only away a couple of days! What are you lot like?!?! Deano's come out; Raggytash is still trying to make out he's a real man, and a hit with the ladies (will somebody have a quiet word); someones' done away with RWR; Dad's turned to bribery and corruption (hoorah!) You're all mad! |
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30 Mar 04 - 04:26 PM (#1150374) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST Raggytash, you're all southerners to us north of Berwick. |
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30 Mar 04 - 06:26 PM (#1150471) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash North of Berwick ........... Hmmmmmmmm You're all celts up there ........ is that the correct spelling ? |
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31 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM (#1150673) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit I have only been away a couple of days and the duel has heated up enough to replace the nuclear power industry! Hi Big Bird - missed you too DeanMeister whats this about you coming out? Whats more important is that I have just learnt that my beloved future husaband has a wife already who works for a brewery - how can a girl compete with that? Might have to change allegiance but who will make husband number four now? |
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31 Mar 04 - 02:58 AM (#1150720) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird Deanmeister! This is your chance to reconvert him! |
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31 Mar 04 - 03:37 AM (#1150742) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Help me out here, Bootiful Bird? Just because I refuse to be drawn into cheap innuendo, I'm apparently gay now! How did that happen? Anyway, I don't fancy chaps with facial hair. Just in case Floppytosh thought he was in with a chance. I swore my undying love for the Faversham Filly last year, and not even he can take me away from you! |
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31 Mar 04 - 04:12 AM (#1150764) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Limp wristed Deano eh dancing at the wrong side of the ballroom. We can put out the knowledge even if it is false.... |
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31 Mar 04 - 06:29 AM (#1150817) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Big Bird yuk - limp wrists! |
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31 Mar 04 - 07:16 AM (#1150842) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash I thought he was your husband to be Big Bird, this must come as a shock and a terrible disappointment for you, if I could offer solcae my dear ............... |
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31 Mar 04 - 09:40 AM (#1150929) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!! This calls for immediate action! Right, I forthwith, hitherto, and with immediate effect, propose the motion to discuss the prevention of the Raggytash, without prejudice, to be denied access, ergo, to a geographical zone consisting 100 miles radius.... oh, pooh, where was I? Oh yeah. All those in favour, say aye. Whatever happened to the People's Front of Judea? |
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31 Mar 04 - 11:08 AM (#1151010) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Avril Betts Perhaps we should send Avril Betts up to Raggytash - I'm sure she'd settle his hash - a few bacardis and he'd have to fight her off - then he'd get thumped by Wombat as well. Deano - don't give a damn about what McFatMcDonald says - he's admitted to being a Banjo Player - and I bet he doesn't care if the banjo is male or female ! |
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31 Mar 04 - 11:10 AM (#1151014) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy! Thanks, Avril. |
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31 Mar 04 - 12:10 PM (#1151072) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit limp wrists, flase accusations, threats and betrayal its got all the features of a soap this thread ( or should that be soap on a rope?) |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:33 AM (#1151688) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister I like that Dove, me. It's gentle on my sensitive skin. I mean, a boy's got to be careful if he wants to preserve his beauty. |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:51 AM (#1151700) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Why woz he born so beautifool !!! |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:59 AM (#1151711) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Oh Deanie, so good to hear from you. I was told you were unwell, I think that's what they meant when they said you were feeling a little queer |
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01 Apr 04 - 02:25 PM (#1152152) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST Why woz he born at all!!! |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:47 PM (#1152217) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST I hope its not Dove sensitive - otherwise we could be in for a real slanging match! |
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02 Apr 04 - 04:05 AM (#1152610) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Sensitive is the ne limp wristed |
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02 Apr 04 - 04:46 AM (#1152624) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Listen, sweetie-pie, you're only jealous of my delicate touch on the guitar ;o) |
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02 Apr 04 - 10:34 AM (#1152808) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Avril Betts I can usually cure limp parts on most men. |
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02 Apr 04 - 01:13 PM (#1152872) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit how - i could do with some ideas |
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05 Apr 04 - 05:46 AM (#1154669) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Saggytrash was once again defeated by a single blow at the Monks Walk session yesterday. You were on my turf, boyo. Veni, vidi, vici. |
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05 Apr 04 - 06:03 AM (#1154678) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash I have witnesses who will verify that once De-mister realised one of MC's team was on the premises he fled, defeated indeed, tish and nonsense |
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05 Apr 04 - 06:25 AM (#1154693) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister I had to go and get tooled up for mine and Sir Roger's devastating display of musical virtuosity at the Sun Inn last night, Nick. I note that you daren't even poke your head through the door. The Strat was unleashed at last on the unsuspecting people of Beverley! Had a really nice night, actually. Was good to see you though, you handsome devil, you xx |
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05 Apr 04 - 06:52 AM (#1154708) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Peter, Glad it went well for you and Roger, couldn't stay any later as our American friend was a little shell shocked at 3 days of partying after a 16 hour flight from San Fransico. Just one little thing Peter, please don't put kisses on your threads to me, I know you mean well but with your reputation people may get the wrong idea about me too !! Cheers ;-) |
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05 Apr 04 - 06:53 AM (#1154710) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Rabbit - when Avril's around, they're all too tensed up looking for a possible means of escape to be limp ! Pehaps Avril would be suitable wench for Raggyarse's harem - with the large economy size he wouldn't need to bother about the smaller offers. |
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05 Apr 04 - 10:46 AM (#1154866) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister What, with Phatboy coming out, and myself being finally exposed, I thought you might feel a little more comfortable about revealing your preferences, Bottyblast. Don't be shy. It's ok in this day and age. Do you prefer Italian or Chinese? |
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05 Apr 04 - 11:12 AM (#1154888) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Can we change this subject and get back to the duel. I find thoughts of Raggybum having sexual congress with (or wet dreams about) any mammal - of either sex, very disturbing. |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:15 PM (#1154986) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Oi Deanmeister is it any coincidence that your name is an anagram of driest enema ? ............. Ooooooooooooh !! |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:48 PM (#1155010) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit or yours is an anagram of gag trashy? |
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05 Apr 04 - 02:57 PM (#1155069) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Rich indeed coming from " a whetted birdbrain" |
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06 Apr 04 - 04:29 AM (#1155467) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Very dangerous anagram Sir Rag |
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06 Apr 04 - 05:00 AM (#1155480) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister What news of KV's campaign? |
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06 Apr 04 - 05:04 AM (#1155483) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Oh - at last you two have stopped your lover's tiff thread-creep and are getting back to the main issue. |
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06 Apr 04 - 05:49 AM (#1155506) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Me thinks Deanmiester old chap that Kampervan has reconsidered his suicidal bid to challenge my Noble Leige, MC Fat, and has taken the cowardly way to distance himself from the inevitable and ignominious defeat by remaining silent in the hope we will forgive his audacity and forget his mendacity. Did you know you name is a anagram of ememas tried? coincidence perchance |
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06 Apr 04 - 06:18 AM (#1155524) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Arty Shagg, I have less of your lip. |
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06 Apr 04 - 06:19 AM (#1155525) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I am sure that Kampervan has not decided to turn his back on the coming fray. He was probably appalled and disgusted by the discourse between yourself and Deanmeister, which was of the level one would expect from two pupils at a girls preparatory school haranguing each other from adjacent lavatory cubicles. |
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06 Apr 04 - 06:36 AM (#1155533) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Hark ! This is rich indeed coming from the Alta ego of the infamous Avril Betes, reknown man eater with a bosom of such proportions that it could only have been dreamt up by a fink and a chalatan such as this "man" is. Mr Byrant you are nought but a blackguard, brute, heel, knave and evildoer. I look forward with relish to our forthcoming battle, if your faint-of-heart, chicken livered protagonist co-dueller ever raises his craven head again. Lord Bulstrode de Wraggetache |
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06 Apr 04 - 11:12 AM (#1155725) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Avril Betts Does "Alta Ego" mean the same as mistress - because if so it's not true. I know that he does really fancy me (most men do), but Linda won't let me get near to him. It's funny, but Dave Bryant warned me about you when I joined Mudcat. Is it alright if I call you Nicolas ? - it sounds a nice name. Do you play guitar ? because I'm looking for a nice young man who could accompany me for all sorts of things. |
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06 Apr 04 - 11:49 AM (#1155757) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Avril, Nicholas doesn't so much play it as wring it's neck. |
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06 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM (#1155759) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Please dont encourage the noble Sir Raggy - people are bound to make comments about his guitar playing so I wont but you may find you have bitten off more than you can chew if you encourage him |
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06 Apr 04 - 11:54 AM (#1155765) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Beat you to it, R&WR!! |
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06 Apr 04 - 12:05 PM (#1155781) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Avril Betts Oh but I'd never dream of biting anything off or chewing it. I'd be very gentle. My grandma came from France, the same as my name, so I like french things, you know - wine and letters from my relatives over there. |
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06 Apr 04 - 02:41 PM (#1155920) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Aw shucks Pete Avril - you'd go very well with the good lord Raggy whose encampment at festivals tends to be stocked full of wine and pate - as for French letters - well you'd better ask him! Trash Gay G - sorry Raggy my dear if you are nice to me I shall tell you how much I raised on Sunday for that life boat you try to keep afloat by singing my song!! Kampervan where art thou? McFat - you arent making much of a job of fighting for me - looks like you're going to let Kampervan take me without so much as a murmur - is that all this last months have meant to you? After all I have done - Avril perhaps you can take over from me - the good Lord McFat has a knack of finding 'the spot'!( usually one a cow has left but he still comes up smelling of roses - or should that be lavender?) |
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06 Apr 04 - 03:21 PM (#1155952) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Peekaboo, here I am. Thanks to my most gallant, honourable and courageous second, the Great Lord Bryant, for dealing in such a commanding and decisive way with the pathetic best that our opponents could muster. Sorry to been a little remote o deliciously delectable R&WR. I've been away, meditating on the course of things to come. The responsibility of wreaking such a horrible veangance on a man whom once I thought my friend does not sit lightly on my shoulders. I have been seeking counsel from the wise ones; working with them to ensure that the end of McFat is humbling but not humiliating. I have no wish to destroy his childlike illusory world but he must be made aware of reality. How can he believe that he is a LORD? He was born, has lived and will have to continue to live, as a villein. This he must know. The great ones are with us. We can only succeed. En avant, mes enfants!!! |
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06 Apr 04 - 07:44 PM (#1156140) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Petit Blanc et Rouge Lapin, I could be VERY nice to you if only you wished, the Avril Betes (her French asperations are dubious) of this mortal coil are nought to your wonderful charms, she is liken to a female Monsieur D Bryant, may God perserve us. The pusillanimous, timorous, runaway who would seek to be your betrothed is fearful, hesitant and is suffering from shaking and trembling, palpitations, jitters and the creeps at the thought of facing my wrath. Kampervan I personally challange you to a duel, in the highly unlikely event of you being triumphant over my Noble Lord MC Fat, I remain as always a trusty and loyal second to me Noble Lord Lord Bulstrode Wraggetache of Colne |
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07 Apr 04 - 04:05 AM (#1156344) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Furthermore, what sort of ponce uses "peekaboo" to open his posting, if he considers the duel to be a childrens game then our victory will be both glorious and simple |
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07 Apr 04 - 04:35 AM (#1156356) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Ponce, ponce, ponce sacre beaujolais et bon appetite. Mais je ne understand que Kampervan mince about. Le victoraie c'est ours !!! |
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07 Apr 04 - 04:38 AM (#1156357) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Sorry just had a bas attack of franglais. R & WR (sounds like a pre nationalised railway company) I will fight to the very second to win your heart, soul and money. Kampervan hath no chance he is beaten before he starts. He could not even beat an egg. |
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07 Apr 04 - 05:30 AM (#1156374) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant if he considers the duel to be a childrens game then our victory will be both glorious and simple At your the Whitby leg of your previous duel, you produced a mascot. Was it a ferocious Lion or a fire-breathing dragon that would strike terror into the hearts of your opponents ? No it was a diminutive bear from an entertainment for children - called "Sooty". Mind you, obviously Essex Girl on the left and Noreen on the right, find the bear more appealing than McFat ! |
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07 Apr 04 - 05:48 AM (#1156384) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat I have a new but even more deadlierer puppet as well as trusty Sooty I have now an even more frighteninging sheep glove puppet called Shagger. I mean you'll be very very afraid when you see me with my hand up a sheep's arse !! |
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07 Apr 04 - 05:54 AM (#1156387) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Ha ! The fool thought it was a childs toy, unbeknown the the ne'er do well, reprobate it concealed a vast array of deadly weapons (the Trojans fell for a similar ruse). If the enfant terrible survives long enough he may learn to give seemingly innocent objects greater respect |
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07 Apr 04 - 05:58 AM (#1156388) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant That'll make a change Jim - only your hand up a sheep's rear end - do you find that they prefer a bit of foreplay first, or are you having problems finding the other bit of you. |
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07 Apr 04 - 06:25 AM (#1156392) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Nah the foreplay consists of 'Here Sheepy, Sheepy' |
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07 Apr 04 - 06:34 AM (#1156396) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Yes draggybash, but the Trojan Horse was big enough for soldiers to hide inside - what could you have concealed in Sootie - Ninja Stag Beetles ? And what the hell is McFat going to hide up a sheep's arsehole ? |
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07 Apr 04 - 06:46 AM (#1156403) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Best keep his sex life out of this |
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07 Apr 04 - 06:57 AM (#1156408) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I'm sure the R.S.P.C.A. would agree with that. |
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07 Apr 04 - 11:39 AM (#1156632) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Just to be serious for a sec, I'm trying to obtain some old tracks for a current music project. Where do you recommend on the www to download music? Struggling to find some of them. Is anybody current on this sort of thing? |
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07 Apr 04 - 12:14 PM (#1156661) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Why not start a (non-BS) thread Deaney - you'll get a wider audience. |
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07 Apr 04 - 03:57 PM (#1156864) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan I'm not sure that a sheep worrier (and I'm sure they are worried by the sight McFatboy's armoured fist approaching their rectal extremities), is a suitable opponent for a noble knight such as myself. However in keeping with today's unfortunate tendency towards egalitarianism I'm sure that any reluctance to soil my hands on his unworthy gizzard would be construed as cowardice by his saddo second. So, in response to the pathetic challenge from sheepshaggytash for me to meet him face-to-face after I've conquered Mc, I'll just say Why wait? I'll take you both on at the same time. No holds barred. Anyone who thinks that the greeks used a glove puupet to take Troy needs to be put out of their misery very quickly. Come on down you losers. |
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08 Apr 04 - 03:17 AM (#1157238) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit well well, things change rapidly when you are away from your computer for a day dont they? This news about ovine rumpy pumpy is news indeed to moi - my honour has been soiled by this brigand - will no one whisk me away from him? Raggy - as you were being very nice - you know what happens when you talk french to me - the sum raised for your boat was £21 - not bad with one song and me singing it eh? Deanmiester you could always try Kazaa - thats a shared P2P link and you can get quite a lot of stuff on there |
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13 Apr 04 - 04:40 AM (#1160539) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Thanks, R&WR, that's the one I ended up using. Found everything I needed on there. |
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13 Apr 04 - 04:46 AM (#1160545) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat what's all this then ? technical advice on a 'duel' thread. The only technical advice that Kampervan needs to know is that I cook a mean breakfast (isn't that right R & WR ?) and that southern wimps like what he is will probably not be able to find the frying pan cos it will need to be grilled and organic and healthy wimpy crap like that where as us northern lads thrive on LARD !!!!!!!! |
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13 Apr 04 - 07:11 AM (#1160617) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Well if there's a food shortage up north - there's probably enough lard on you to feed Sheffield for a week, Jim. BTW - when I was at Miskin over the weekend, I passed your name on to a couple of sheep who might be contacting you. |
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14 Apr 04 - 11:10 AM (#1161478) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat It would take a while for me to waste away |
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14 Apr 04 - 12:27 PM (#1161531) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Pleasure Mr DeanMeister - have to help out future son in laws all I can! breakfast - well cremated offerings are all I can remember but then word has it that I was suffering Hilsboro Hexcess |
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15 Apr 04 - 04:17 AM (#1162157) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Haich Pee Hay Excess (and some Phoenix and some Kinder) |
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15 Apr 04 - 04:18 AM (#1162159) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit well it wasnt kinder to me ! |
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16 Apr 04 - 05:02 AM (#1162961) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Are all these northerners whingeing coz they can't take their booze ? Good job that you lot weren't around at Miskin on Sunday night when we had the task of making sure that all the remaining barrels of ale got consumed. We had no trouble getting through 2,232 pints of assorted good ales and 160 pints of Draught Cider - and it wasn't that weak gassy stuff with 25% of head that you folks up north call beer. Kampervan - If we bring up some of Mr Neames Finest Faversham ale - we could probably win the duel by a walk-over. |
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16 Apr 04 - 05:12 AM (#1162968) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Now that's fighting dirty. Kampervan has an advantage first Mrs Kampervan the First works for Mr Neame and Co. and lots of their falling over water comes north to Beverley. Second Kampervan is aware that the only berr to 'lay me low' and have such a massive hangover that I stayed off work for two days was whenst I was imbibing 'Spitfire'. Mind you I did have about eleventeen pints. |
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16 Apr 04 - 05:33 AM (#1162979) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Mr Try Ban - The reason for the difficulties with the weekend's beer had nothing to do with being a Northerner - my parents would hate you for that since I am from Suffolk originally! I know that to you anything above London is North but they were from Dagenham and Bethnal Green so they like to keep Suffolk as South rather than allowing me to link myself to the North. The reason for my difficulties following the Hilsboro my dear Barty Dean was I have touched alcohol since New Year and three dry months took their toll!! Anyone wishing to donate to the rehabilitiation of a red and white rabbit can of course send beer vouchers to me and I will ensure that once the festival season is here I will make sure R&R takes that medicine like the good girl she is!! |
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16 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM (#1163144) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I have touched alcohol since New Year Good God Rabbit, don't you northerners know that you're supposed to drink the stuff, not just touch it ! There I beheld a most beautiful maiden, lamenting for her Shepherd Neame - there you are, the fine ale of Faversham is respected as far north as Holmfirth. |
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16 Apr 04 - 10:30 AM (#1163185) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit I have got to start reading what I write!! Okay 'I havent touched ' it honest me lord and there you go again calling me a northerner _ I could get quite upset!! |
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16 Apr 04 - 10:41 AM (#1163197) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit If you put Raggytash into Google you learn he is really called Katie and likes 'Friends' and 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' he posts to the Horneyt Owners Club and checkout his picture on the Sunday Soccer Predictions - I cant do blue clicky things!! |
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16 Apr 04 - 10:44 AM (#1163198) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit And check out the picture of Deanmeister on his nickpage!! |
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16 Apr 04 - 10:46 AM (#1163201) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister I always suspected this. Begone, Baggysplash. We have no need of your kind on this forum. |
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16 Apr 04 - 10:51 AM (#1163207) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit http://deanmeister.uboot.com/ |
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16 Apr 04 - 11:03 AM (#1163214) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister How the hell do you come up with this stuff, babe? Top marks. |
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16 Apr 04 - 11:04 AM (#1163216) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit And Dave Bryant is a closet Jazz player http://www.accuraterecords.com/bryant.html |
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16 Apr 04 - 11:09 AM (#1163219) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Yeah, but he's on our side, so it'ok. We won't tell anybody... |
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16 Apr 04 - 11:10 AM (#1163221) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister I prefer Jazz to the blinking Banjo....! |
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16 Apr 04 - 12:38 PM (#1163281) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Not there for the orientation... So is this exchange the actual duel itsel? And if so, how do we know who wins? Or is it another time and place? And if so, when and where? And just WHAT is the duel? (Don't mean to poop on anyones's fun; I just plain don't understand.) Thanks. |
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16 Apr 04 - 05:00 PM (#1163484) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan R&WR I stand speechless, transfixed and even more deeply in awe of you and the pearls which emanate from your wondrous mind. Add that to your mega breakfasts of sausage, bacon, tomato, egg, black pudding, toast, butter and hot strong tea .... well who could not fall at thy feet and worship. And that, O guest from the Orient,is why I will shortly stand before a panel of independent judges, (all carefully dosed up with lots of independently brewed beer which I shall supply), and beat the McDonald (aka MCFAT) into a hocked cat. Don't worry 'Guest NTFTO' nobody else knows what the hells going to happen, or where, or how. BUT we know why. It's for the love of a fabulous lady known only as R&WR. A mythical Mrs who can bring such joy and pleasure to a man's life that you could not imagine. Here's to us R&WR |
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18 Apr 04 - 03:14 PM (#1164557) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Hello o guest NTFTO the duel is not fought on line but it is this year to be fought at Beverley Folk Festival in the UK. The format last year was I believe with old git each contender to sing a Shanty then a song from Burns and then a song of their own choice - the seconds also had to sing a song. Voting was by the gathered audience and the judges could be bribed to alter decision for chocolate or by singing their favourite songs etc. Each round was scored and the winner was declared based on the highest number of points - or in the event of a tie on the least cheating!! DeaMeister v MCFAT chose love songs and Bruns for their specialist rounds when they fought for the love of Kampervans daughter Big Bird but Sooty, a waterpistol and chocolate led to MCfat being disqualified and Deanmeister claiming to win - or was it that he threatened to throw himself off the Humber bridge if Mcfat touched Big Bird - basically we are all completely mad and have a great time with songs and sculdugery and this thread is the build up to the event Noreen are you being a judge again? Low cut top and chocolate? well he/she did ask!! |
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19 Apr 04 - 04:33 AM (#1164964) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat ....a handbag...a handbag...pass me a handbag at dawn trusty Raggy. We will crush on these pesky varmits. |
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19 Apr 04 - 05:48 AM (#1165014) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Can we have the duel at Moor & Coast as I have commitments that will not allow me to attend Beverley, besides which Moor and Coast is sooner and I want to taste Clowningmans blood |
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19 Apr 04 - 06:58 AM (#1165054) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Ah you see Kampervan being the wet southern softie what he is has never been to Moor & Coast. He has threatened to and may make an appearance but Beverley is usually where him and the delectable Big Bird (aka known as Vicky) go. You know me though Raggy a Duel is a Duel and to hardened pro's like what we are the Moor the merrier. |
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20 Apr 04 - 04:33 AM (#1165831) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Kampervan has gone strangly quiet methinks Lod Ragtash that we have frit him !! |
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20 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM (#1165843) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Why don't you wimps come down south, then - frit ? - or is the ale too strong ? |
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20 Apr 04 - 04:51 AM (#1165845) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Won't get past border control |
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20 Apr 04 - 05:47 AM (#1165876) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I'm sure that they'll widen the gate so that you could sqeeze through. |
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20 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM (#1165885) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Ale too strong ! Gnats piss me thinks, after 2 years in Oxford where I signally failured to get pissed on the local brews, Morrels, Moorlands and God forbid Halls Harvest,(This despite many concerted efforts) I had to return North in order to drink some decent beer. Even the landlord in one pub I frequented (Black Boy at Headington)referred to his bitter as a "pint of flat" |
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20 Apr 04 - 06:09 AM (#1165899) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Boys Bitter more like !! I too did missionary work in the South. Buckinghamshire where Ind Coope or Aylesbury Bitter was as weak as Kthe Deimeister's limp wrist. Bedfordshire at least had Green King which was passable. |
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20 Apr 04 - 07:31 AM (#1165950) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Try Fuller's ESB or the fiendish brew that Harvey's bring out at Christmas. Young's special isn't to be taken lightly either - try it half and Half with Winter Warmer ! Incidently "Greene King" comes from Suffolk, Charlie Wells is Bedford's home brewery - Bombardier (named after "Bombardier" Billy Wells, the boxing champ who hits the gong before Rank films) is quite capable of putting people on the floor too. Perhaps we should insist on one "Home" and one "Away" bout. |
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20 Apr 04 - 10:30 AM (#1166118) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister You can discuss my limp wrist all you like in June, when I shall be staying in a five star hotel in Monte Carlo, thinking about you not one little bit. So there. |
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20 Apr 04 - 10:50 AM (#1166132) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Can't you try a handcream with Viagra in it ? |
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20 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM (#1166167) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Bless. I don't need it, Dave love. It comes naturally to me. |
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20 Apr 04 - 01:52 PM (#1166328) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit What comes naturally limp wrists or not thinking one little bit? |
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20 Apr 04 - 02:55 PM (#1166374) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan What a pair of sad stereotypical northern meatheads. Mcfattytash, might as well roll them together cos they both make the same inane noises. "My beer's stronger than your beer" "My head's thicker than your head" Given that I was born a Midlander, I can see why I've been drawn to the civilised south. Why not give yourselves a treat and get down to Kent, the land where hops are grown and the brewers know how to use them. |
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21 Apr 04 - 05:13 AM (#1166904) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Shall I 'hop' down with R & W Rabbitt |
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21 Apr 04 - 05:13 AM (#1166905) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant They might find the culture shock to much for them, Kampervan. Perhaps if we found some pigeons and whippets, put up outside privies, and put coal in the bath, they'd feel more at home. We could all dress up in cloth caps and mufflers as well. |
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21 Apr 04 - 05:35 AM (#1166918) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Where will I put me Lamborghini ? |
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21 Apr 04 - 06:10 AM (#1166939) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat In the 'porche' |
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21 Apr 04 - 07:15 AM (#1166981) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Brands Hatch circuit ? |
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21 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM (#1167138) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Must be a teeny-weeny lambo-geeny to fit into a porsche! |
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22 Apr 04 - 02:18 AM (#1167622) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit I thought Lamborghini went in the oven and you put cheese on top!! |
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22 Apr 04 - 02:19 AM (#1167624) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit BTW MCFAT if you check out your mail box you will see that I have met my challenge - writing a song about Clem Beckett - no wonder they called him the outlawed rider!! |
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22 Apr 04 - 04:17 AM (#1167681) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat Can I have some parmesan on my lamb borginni ? p.s. you forgot to attach the song !!! |
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22 Apr 04 - 10:39 AM (#1167976) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit No I didnt - well not the second time |
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22 Apr 04 - 02:45 PM (#1168244) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Only a heathen like McFat would remove a lamb's borginnis. It's cruel and it makes them put on weight. |
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23 Apr 04 - 01:59 AM (#1168654) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit stops them reproducing as well!! |
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23 Apr 04 - 04:47 AM (#1168761) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat so does daddy lamb borginnii do rude things to mummy lamb borginii ? |
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23 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM (#1168814) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash I fear my Leige that there has been some drifting on this thread, bring on that mountebank miscreant Klumperbum, the monstrous scoundrel deserves a sound beating and I, my leige, am more than happy to oblige. He is nought but a mischief making, lowlife. A fraud, a heel, a gyp and a knavish hooligan let us concentrate on his forthcoming downfall and prepare for the merriment we will enjoy in his defeat. Rabbit prepare thyself wench |
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23 Apr 04 - 05:59 AM (#1168815) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash By George, that feels good. We don't want to fight but by Jingo if we do, we've got the ships, we've got the men, we've got the money too, we've fought the Klump before, and while we're Britons too, the Oaf shall not ever win the Rabbit |
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23 Apr 04 - 06:19 AM (#1168823) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat They do not want to fight there afrit of us you know, Thery're full shit and piss and wind and bloody southerners too...... |
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24 Apr 04 - 04:31 AM (#1169551) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Hmm - I think this is getting a little base!! I am prepared Lord Raggy - though the thought of having to break in another new man if Kamper should prove victorious is worrying ( Raggy do you remember our night together when the moon shone and the wine flowed.......) |
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25 Apr 04 - 04:53 AM (#1170283) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan Ain't no-one broken me yet honey, an' I don't see neither of those losers even getting close. But you, well we can have fun while you try. |
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26 Apr 04 - 04:40 AM (#1170988) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: MC Fat ...base ? Touching Base ?? |
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26 Apr 04 - 09:20 AM (#1171176) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I don't know - Rabbit could break me in any time she wants. |
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26 Apr 04 - 02:25 PM (#1171483) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Hmmm! |
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26 Apr 04 - 02:35 PM (#1171499) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit Hmmm! |
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27 Apr 04 - 06:21 AM (#1172071) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Well, at least she seems to be thinking about it ! |
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27 Apr 04 - 06:30 AM (#1172077) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Hope you're NOT thinking about it Rabbit. you have to be won, a fair maiden cannot go flaunting herself like a coomon tart at these ragamuffins, they are Oiks my dear lady, do not lower yourself to their gutter level squalidness |
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27 Apr 04 - 09:44 AM (#1172230) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I was merely commenting on a remark that originated with Lapin Rouge et Blanc. And Raggy - does the fair Lady Wombat know about this night "when the moon shone and the wine flowed" ?. |
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27 Apr 04 - 10:38 AM (#1172279) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Does Essex Girl require a PM saying you're trying to get inside Rabbits drawers |
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27 Apr 04 - 11:33 AM (#1172333) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Essex Girls are very understanding in these matters - it probably dates back to the times when they were subjected to the Viking raids. |
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27 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM (#1172365) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash She probably realsies that I am of Viking descent, a male line that has survived over 1000 years |
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27 Apr 04 - 04:30 PM (#1172616) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Kampervan So that's why you look so thin, washed out and ragydraggled. Couldn't raise a smile if hell had you. AND IT DOES |
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28 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM (#1173030) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant a male line that has survived over 1000 years Everything has to come to an end sometime. |
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28 Apr 04 - 05:12 AM (#1173034) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Not yet awhile, I am fortunate that the next generation is young fit and healthy (thats just me) and then there's my son. |
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28 Apr 04 - 06:08 AM (#1173057) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant Surely it must get boring for a viking up there in the north of England these days. Have you thought of going off somewhere exciting to pillage and plunder, such as Iraq, Afganistan, Chechnya - or anywhere ? |
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28 Apr 04 - 06:29 AM (#1173070) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: The DeanMeister Faversham? |
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28 Apr 04 - 07:44 AM (#1173102) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash Mr Bryant. Your comments I note, would direct me to area's that are predominatantly Muslim and therefore the access to alcohol will be limited if not illegal. I have no wish to upset people's religious convictions by taking alcohol with me and thus these states are outside my remit for conflict. However places North, South, East or West in the UK providing they are within walking distance of a public house or at least a premises with a licence to retail alcohol are within my compass. I await your arrival (with your poltroon of a first, or is it second now .... he seems to be cooling to the idea of battle) at Whitby |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:51 AM (#1173213) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant You mean that you aren't able to Pillage or Plunder unless you're pissed ? - I assume the same thing goes as far as duelling is concerned. |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:45 PM (#1173277) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Avril Betts Rabbit, you have to be won That remark sounds as though you class her with the goldfishes in platic bags that you see on stalls at the fair. |
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29 Apr 04 - 02:04 AM (#1173796) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit okay - so now i wait for remarks about me opening and shutting my mouth actuaaly mr bryant the fair lady wombat was there and she and i ended the evening with a girlie stroll in the moonlight!! |
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10 May 04 - 03:50 PM (#1182512) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit OKAY thats it - a weekend at Holmfirth and I have had it with that MCFAT - criticising my breakfasts after me putting up with him as a band!! Kampervan take me away from it all!! |
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11 May 04 - 10:50 AM (#1182859) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST Sausages were burnt on the outside (as I like them0 but naked pink on't inside and there were no Turkey |
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11 May 04 - 11:57 AM (#1182956) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant KAMPERVAN - how can you ignore a plea like that from a fair lady ? If I wasn't so busy trying to brew the beer and help sort out the garden in time for my BBQ on the 6th June (to celebrate my reaching an age of distinction 9 days later) I'd offer to stand in for him. |
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11 May 04 - 02:31 PM (#1183073) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit even when fully cooked the sausages were pink on the inside - stop trying to hide as a guest MCFAT!! |
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12 May 04 - 04:40 AM (#1183567) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat Wasn't hiding someon's ate my cookie |
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12 May 04 - 07:03 AM (#1183652) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash What sort of Shite in Knighting Armour tells a prospective paramour that he is too busy to defend her honour because he is getting the garden ready for a forthcoming barbeque ........... What a wimp ! When I am free my dear Lady I will show you how a true Knight would act, all night, every night till you are sated |
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12 May 04 - 08:08 AM (#1183688) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat Shouldn't that be sauted or even casserrolled |
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12 May 04 - 10:06 AM (#1183819) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant I was would fain wait for my liege KAMPERVAN to answer the lady's plea first. Perhaps we should steal the fair lady from the barbaric north and bring her to the southern realms (where dragons have all been irradicated) in time for said barbecue. "When I am free my dear Lady I will show you how a true Knight would act, all night, every night till you are sated." Free of what, Raggybash ? - other commitments ? or do you mean, when the fair Lady Wombat is not around ? |
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12 May 04 - 10:31 AM (#1183842) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,Raggytash The fair Lady Rabbit will comprehend only too well. You Sire have no need to be party to this matter, except as a dishevelled corpse on bar room floor at some point in the future, when Klumperbun can pull his trousers up for long enough to face MC Fat. I suppose someone could buy him some bicycle clips |
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12 May 04 - 11:35 AM (#1183891) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Dave Bryant "The fair Lady Rabbit will comprehend only too well." Sound's more like a threat than a promise - I expect that the fair Lady Rabbit will have to wait for the nausea to die down before she will be able to reply. |
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12 May 04 - 02:20 PM (#1184027) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Red and White Rabbit gentlemen gentlemen..... Raggy do you go to Pauls folk club in Lockwood - where is the shoulder of Mutton? |
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12 May 04 - 02:33 PM (#1184036) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: Raggytash Just been the once, last week, great night, next one on the 19th, it's only been going for 3 sessions so far, see shoulder of mutton thread |
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13 May 04 - 04:15 AM (#1184505) Subject: RE: BS: Duel MCFAT - KAMPERVAN From: GUEST,MC Fat Save a Shoulder of Mutton for me, nicely roasted with the fat of kampervan |
