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01 Apr 04 - 02:36 PM (#1152158) Subject: BS: A New Epidemic From: Amergin There is a new epidemic spreading across the land. Millions of innocent people all over the world are infected with this dreadful disease every month. Experts say taht by the end of the year, everyone in the world will have had it at least once. This disease has even been the cause of death for hundreds of people. It is not a new disease, but the epidemic is rising. There is no cure. It is called Foot In Mouth Disease. Doctors say the only way to combat this plague is through education, sterilisation of the foot and mouth, and quarantine. Please do your part in combatting this horrible affliction. Thank you. |
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01 Apr 04 - 02:38 PM (#1152161) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: GUEST,MMario I disagree - I doubt it is ever fatal - just horribly embarassing. It just feels like you want to die when you have it. |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:10 PM (#1152181) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: steve in ottawa Foot in Mouth? I thought it was a fetish. |
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01 Apr 04 - 03:23 PM (#1152191) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: John MacKenzie What the Duke of Edinburgh once described as Dentapedology. John |
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01 Apr 04 - 06:49 PM (#1152362) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Amergin I dunno, Mmario...Bush put his in his mouth...and thousands have died so far.... |
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01 Apr 04 - 07:06 PM (#1152373) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Amergin I should say though that I did not have George Wanker Bush in mind when I posted the original news item. |
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02 Apr 04 - 08:20 AM (#1152722) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Janie Oh Dear--I've had a chronic case for years--maybe since birth--I have always asserted that it is incurable but not fatal, at least not to the infected person. Janie |
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02 Apr 04 - 08:45 AM (#1152728) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: freda underhill i welcome foot in mouth disease and hope that more poeple catch it, particularly politicians and public figures. I'm extremely sick of cunning, cagey polticians and their lies, connivances and contrivances. the only way we ever find out what is really going on is when someone like that puts their foot in it. bring on foot in mouth disease. |
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02 Apr 04 - 09:15 AM (#1152750) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Mooh My mouth is a size 22...room for both 10s with a bit to spare. Mooh. |
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02 Apr 04 - 02:37 PM (#1152954) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: GUEST It is bad to put your foot in your mouth and it is bad to shoot yourself in the foot. But, when you shoot yourself in the foot while your foot is in your mouth, the risk of co-lateral damage is significant. |
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02 Apr 04 - 02:42 PM (#1152958) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Chief Chaos The Prez's case is not the common one. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth. It wasn't until later that they found the silver spoon up his nose. But its not any of our business! |
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02 Apr 04 - 03:25 PM (#1153006) Subject: RE: BS: A New Epidemic From: Amergin That wasn't a spoon up his nose...that was a little silver straw... |