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03 Apr 04 - 06:44 PM (#1153797) Subject: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Raptor The "F"in "A"hole who keeps throwing Tim Hortons coffee cups out his window to litter my street! Actualy not very mildly either! Raptor(feeling somewhat violent today) |
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03 Apr 04 - 06:52 PM (#1153800) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Little Hawk I just read a book that's about that very problem! "Sick Puppy" by Carl Hiassen. Quite funny. The fate of Mr Gash is particularly memorable. |
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03 Apr 04 - 06:55 PM (#1153802) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Mickey191 Inhabitant of a certain large home on Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, D.C. Actually not too mildly either. |
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03 Apr 04 - 07:30 PM (#1153819) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Rapparee There's a house on Pennsylvania Avenue, but I'm not certain it's a home. |
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03 Apr 04 - 08:30 PM (#1153839) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Shanghaiceltic Spammers! Trouble is so many of them my right arm might get a touch tired. |
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03 Apr 04 - 09:08 PM (#1153858) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Amergin The same wanker Mickey191 wants to deck.... |
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03 Apr 04 - 10:09 PM (#1153875) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Tony Blare. |
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03 Apr 04 - 10:16 PM (#1153881) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Peace Victoria's Secret. |
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03 Apr 04 - 10:39 PM (#1153891) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: jaze Victoria's Secret? Use it Brucie,use it. Buy something scanty for a girl and you might lose your "problem". |
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03 Apr 04 - 10:57 PM (#1153901) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: kendall I'd like to punch Bush in the mouth, but I'd be afraid he might retaliate by invading Holland |
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03 Apr 04 - 11:06 PM (#1153906) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: LadyJean I've wanted to punch George W in the nose since I worked on the 2000 Census, and he made my job harder the son of a Bush! |
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04 Apr 04 - 01:54 AM (#1153943) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Kaleea Golly gee, I'd hate to ruin a perfectly good manicure by punching the lights out of some son-of-a-bush, his pappy, & his bubba brother, & perhaps the vice pres in charge of paper clips & undisclosed locations, & perhaps a few more critters who speak from both sides of their mouth with dubbya--uh--oops, I mean, double---for-ked tongues! But, of course, I'm not at all a violent type of person. So I'll just cheer on the rest of you 'till certain personages who commit massive-lies-of-mass-destruction present their mugs to me for punching. |
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04 Apr 04 - 03:27 AM (#1153952) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Strollin' Johnny All Folk-Nazis. :0( |
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04 Apr 04 - 03:58 AM (#1153963) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Bee-dubya-ell I'll go along with the litterbugs. Particularly the redneck assholes around here that are too damned lazy to dig a hole and bury the remains of deer carcasses after they've cleaned them. So they just throw them on the roadsides. Probably wouldn't be a real good idea to punch them in their faces, though. It's apt to just piss 'em off and they do have guns. It's a lot safer to just shoot the sonsabitches. Bruce |
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04 Apr 04 - 04:02 AM (#1153965) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Strollin' Johnny At the risk of intiating thread-drift and another Armageddon-style argument - isn't that a f***ing good reason for banning gun-ownership? Johnny (having nothing more pressing to do and being ever-so-slightly mischievous on this fine Sunday morning) :0) |
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04 Apr 04 - 04:36 AM (#1153975) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: alanabit I know how you feel Kendall. Still, with a mouth that size you might not even touch the sides! |
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04 Apr 04 - 04:43 AM (#1153978) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST Good Lordy!!! You are all a load of poofters! |
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04 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM (#1153992) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Mr Red that pesky Horse ....... |
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04 Apr 04 - 05:38 PM (#1154342) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Firecat Who do I want to mildly punch in the face? Good question. Let's start with Simon Cowell, then move on to politicians, then Michael Grade, then Trinny and Susannah, then Ricky Gervais, then about 259 million other people. And it wouldn't be mild. If you hear about any of the above named people having broken noses, you will know that I have been using the "Fire" bit of my name!!! |
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04 Apr 04 - 05:42 PM (#1154345) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: jacqui.c William Shatner. |
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04 Apr 04 - 05:57 PM (#1154351) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Dave the Gnome Rupert Bendringham. Don't ask... :D |
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04 Apr 04 - 06:02 PM (#1154354) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Little Hawk You can't MEAN that, jacqui! |
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04 Apr 04 - 06:21 PM (#1154372) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Amergin Bob Dylan.... BG |
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04 Apr 04 - 07:16 PM (#1154408) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Peace Poofter? It's a joke, right? |
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04 Apr 04 - 07:20 PM (#1154417) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Little Hawk They're just trying to get my goat, that's all... |
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04 Apr 04 - 07:38 PM (#1154435) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Amergin I think everyone's already had your goat, LH....she sure does get around...what a floozy.. |
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04 Apr 04 - 07:42 PM (#1154437) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Peace Some f#ckin' friend you are, LH. Lend out your female goat knowing full well that the nights are cold and lonely in Alberta. What do we get out here? Yeah, penguins. Right. |
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04 Apr 04 - 08:41 PM (#1154458) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Once Famous Doesn't Jay Leno have the biggest chin anyone could possibly have? |
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04 Apr 04 - 08:58 PM (#1154466) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Peace Next to Brian Mulroney (an ex prime Minister of Canada), Jay has the record. |
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04 Apr 04 - 09:51 PM (#1154484) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Little Hawk Brain Mulroney is the world record holder for chins. He was known at one time as "the chin that walks like a man". He was a counterbalance in Canada's onetime Progressive Conservative Party to Joe Clark, who had very little chin. I am surprised at the controversy that has erupted around my goat, Persephone. I had not realized she was such a swinger. I'll try and find out if she has a sister, Bruce. |
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04 Apr 04 - 10:39 PM (#1154509) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Peace Sister, friend, aunt, whatever! |
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05 Apr 04 - 04:12 AM (#1154623) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: jacqui.c Just thought I'd see if you were paying attentin LH. Disappointed that Brucie didn't add the the squawk - he got too interested in the goat! |
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05 Apr 04 - 04:22 AM (#1154631) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Ellenpoly I don't want to punch anyone in the face...BUT I DO want to take the dog shit that people let their dogs leave on the sidewalk, as they scuttle away pretending it's not their pet who made that poop-AND THROW IT AT THEM! Yes I do. I have fantasized doing this on more than one occasion, and as I get older and crazier, just might do it one day....you have all been duly warned...xx..e |
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05 Apr 04 - 09:43 AM (#1154818) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Raptor Ellenpoly I'd pay you a great deal of money to see that! Raptor |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:10 PM (#1154982) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Strollin' Johnny Ellenpoly - the correct treatment of these filthy antisocial bastards is to follow them with a plaggie bag in your hand, when the dog craps let it and its owner move off a little way, put your hand in the plaggie bag and pick the turd up, follow them at a discreet distance until they reach their home and have gone inside, then place the turd, nestling in the plaggie bag, on their doorstep and move smartly away to a suitable observation point (i.e one that offers concealment), throw a suitably-sized stone at their front door and wait and watch. Their expression on finding their own dog's shite nesting in a plaggie on their doorstep is priceless! :0) :0) Johnny :0) PS: It's good if you can run fast, in case you get spotted! :0) |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:24 PM (#1154994) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,emily rain that snotty CNN anchorwoman and the snotty producer that hired her |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:35 PM (#1155002) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,An English Patriot Myself for saying and doing some many stupid things. |
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05 Apr 04 - 01:42 PM (#1155008) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Bill D emily---the one with the misplaced EMPHASIS on the wrong WORDS in her SPEECH? I think she's trying to be 'perky' like the young newsladies in other venues. |
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05 Apr 04 - 03:14 PM (#1155082) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: fat B****rd Pavement cyclists. Car drivers using mobile 'phones while driving. Young men who are slimmer and better looking than me (vast numbers of 'em) Most teenage boys, the end is listless......... |
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05 Apr 04 - 08:10 PM (#1155289) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,emily rain bill -- yeah, she probably does that too. it's the fight she picked with david letterman that has me shaking my head... not that letterman is such a smoothie, but the contrast between how she handled herself and how he handled himself was boggling. course, he has a better pulpit. :) |
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06 Apr 04 - 07:09 PM (#1156107) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: steve in ottawa I'm with Bruce: Brian Mulroney (an ex prime Minister of Canada). You know, I've never heard of a Canadian who admits to liking the guy? (save only one neo-conservative professor on a polit-list who spends half his time in the states.) |
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06 Apr 04 - 07:15 PM (#1156113) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,pdc I'm with Bruce and Steve: Brian (ugh) Mulroney. He was a disaster for the entire country. He can stick it in his Guccis. |
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08 Apr 04 - 05:56 AM (#1157293) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Deckman When I was smaller, and I was once, my brother and I put a large amount of dog shit in a paper bag. We then put it on our neighbor's front porch (concrete) and lit it. Then we rang the doorbell and ran into the woods across the street. He opened the door, saw the fire and stomped it out with his foot. I can still hear him cussing. And yes, the shit came from his dog! |
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08 Apr 04 - 08:41 AM (#1157372) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Strollin' Johnny Excellent! My hero! :0) |
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08 Apr 04 - 09:08 AM (#1157400) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Ellenpoly Thanks for sharing that story, Deckman. My newest thought is to get a camera and when I see someone begin to leave the scene of the crime (there's a 500 pound fine which I've yet to hear anyone give a shit about..pun intended) I'll run up and start snapping pics of them and doggie. I'll then tell them I intend to send these in to the police along with where and when they were snapped.... Then again, that's a lot of work. It would really just be easier to pick it up (yes, I'll have a baggie over my hand...I'm not completely nuts) and THROW it at them...THEN take the pics!..xx..e |
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08 Apr 04 - 10:31 AM (#1157475) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Sweetfia Now that would be funny to watch! Is it bad to punch someone younger than ya? Cos if it's not then i would like to lay out my sister and all her stupid loud-mouth mates downstairs right now...then i might have some peace! |
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08 Apr 04 - 11:00 AM (#1157495) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,van I'll settle for the dog shitters. Caught one letting their's crap in my garden. "It's only having a pee" how the hell did she know before the bitch sqatted. "I wouldn't let it crap in someone's garden". Well it or some other bugger's had been regularly. Since then she hasn't walked her dog past my house. Perhaps we shouldn't mildly punch them in the face but gently crap on their doorsteps. |
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08 Apr 04 - 11:02 AM (#1157496) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: s6k Do it sweet! and bite them too... that will definately keep them in line for the rest of their natural lives... i should know |
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08 Apr 04 - 11:23 AM (#1157518) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: s6k i want to punch gareth gates. but not mildly. i also want to punch the horse |
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08 Apr 04 - 12:41 PM (#1157587) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Little Hawk This sort of thing wasn't a problem for the Sioux or Cheyenne, because there were no property lines or fences anywhere...and a lot less people per unit of land! Dogs (and people) could always find a handy place to relieve themselves without causing offence to anyone. Sigh. The good old days. Now you've gotta seach all over the city for a place where you can even use a washroom without being forced to buy something first. - LH |
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23 Apr 04 - 10:02 AM (#1168955) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: s6k i want to punch everyone who has visited this thread |
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23 Apr 04 - 10:08 AM (#1168956) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Raptor Whats up yer but? |
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23 Apr 04 - 10:41 AM (#1168972) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Mooh Well, the joke for a long time about Bullroney was... What's long and flacid and hangs between Ronald Reagan's legs? Mulroney's chin. Bastard. Peace, Mooh. |
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23 Apr 04 - 10:52 AM (#1168979) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: s6k i dont know but i ran out of people to punch so thought you lot might like one ? |
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23 Apr 04 - 11:13 AM (#1168993) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: Ellenpoly s6k, anything to oblige. All you have to do now is find me..xx..e |
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23 Apr 04 - 11:17 AM (#1169000) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: el ted People who trawl round all the threads simply to collect the 100th post without contributing anything meaningful to said thread. |
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23 Apr 04 - 12:32 PM (#1169089) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: s6k yeh i want to REALLY hurt those people. oh wait.. you are top of my list! |
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23 Apr 04 - 05:08 PM (#1169384) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: GUEST,Globulent Misofist Raptor's dietician! |
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23 Apr 04 - 09:27 PM (#1169420) Subject: RE: BS: Who do you mildly want punch in the face From: dianavan Gordon Campbell, the facist, Premier of British Columbia. |