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BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!

12 Apr 04 - 11:52 AM (#1159900)
Subject: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee

I just received this. Take head!! I've checked it out and this is not a hoax!!

New Virus

There is a new virus. The code name is "WORK".

If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or
from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This
virus wipes out your private life completely.

If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two
friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately
and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely
deleted from your brain.

Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are
already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life.
If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least
five friends. Then retry.

I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm
headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe!


12 Apr 04 - 11:55 AM (#1159905)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: GUEST,MMario

always been a four letter word as far as I'm concerned.


12 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM (#1159911)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos

I just received this. Take head!! I've checked it out and this is not a hoax!!


Rapaire:

Depends on who you're finding who's givin' it, I guess...much as I admire you from a distance an' all...


A


12 Apr 04 - 12:12 PM (#1159922)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Little Hawk

Yeah. Talk about a Freudian slip. Whose head are we supposed to take?


12 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM (#1159928)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Bill D

like the Jivaro indians say.."plan ahead"


12 Apr 04 - 12:22 PM (#1159931)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee

I ain't giving it! Find it yourself!


12 Apr 04 - 12:28 PM (#1159938)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos

You're just getting ahead of yourself, Rapaire!!

A


12 Apr 04 - 02:02 PM (#1159996)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Nemesis

Removing a rib helps, I hear?


12 Apr 04 - 02:19 PM (#1160013)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Peace

It's hard to be good . . . but it's gotta be hard to be good.


12 Apr 04 - 03:14 PM (#1160049)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage

Wondering whether I should stick my oar in this water. . . naw. . .it's bound to blow over. . .


12 Apr 04 - 03:16 PM (#1160053)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: GUEST,MMario

ouch.


12 Apr 04 - 03:22 PM (#1160061)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amergin

Rap, I got something for you... Right here!


12 Apr 04 - 03:46 PM (#1160082)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee

That's a good price, but I've already got knee pads. I got them right after I had knee surgery a couple or three years back. But thanks for thinking of me, and I do have to get a hard hat with face shield, so if you see one for a decent price, let me know.


12 Apr 04 - 03:50 PM (#1160086)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage

oooooooo. . .this imagery is just getting worse. . .kneepads and a face sheild. . .


12 Apr 04 - 03:56 PM (#1160096)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee

Well, yeah, I'm planning to use my grinder, so I'd like to take what precautions I can.


12 Apr 04 - 11:48 PM (#1160431)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Grinders work, but electric toothbrushes are a lot less likely to leave scars.


13 Apr 04 - 12:01 AM (#1160438)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Stilly River Sage

hahahahahaha!

You guys are focusing on the wrong rooms in the house. Think kitchen--and the bread machine--on the manual setting, of course. It even provides little surges of heat while it works.


13 Apr 04 - 12:06 AM (#1160442)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amos

Well it's got rhythm, but it always kneads more dough....


A


13 Apr 04 - 12:08 AM (#1160445)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Amergin

rofl


13 Apr 04 - 09:38 AM (#1160723)
Subject: RE: BS: Terrible New Virus!!! Beware!!
From: Rapparee

...she could only get thrills
From electrical drills
Or an off-center emery wheel.