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BS: Feed the Duck!

21 Apr 04 - 06:50 AM (#1166965)
Subject: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: The Fooles Troupe

For Mrs Duck!!!


21 Apr 04 - 07:17 AM (#1166983)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Dave Bryant

Pesonally I don't think she need's much more feeding :-))


21 Apr 04 - 08:56 AM (#1167041)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Rapparee

That's one interesting duck. I musta fed it a whole bakery of bread and it didn't gain an ounce OR swim away, sated. In fact, I was able to create a "fountain of bread" effect to no effect. Hungry l'il bugger, that.


21 Apr 04 - 02:53 PM (#1167114)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: John MacKenzie

There are only 5 pieces of bread at any one time, so the duck must be om a diet.
John


21 Apr 04 - 02:53 PM (#1167115)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Mrs.Duck

Personally I could do without snide comments Dave! 'Fraid it wouldn't open on ours as we don't have quicktime and don't want to download as it hijacked our system last time but thanks for thinking of me, Robin.


21 Apr 04 - 03:02 PM (#1167124)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Little Hawk

I can't load the picture for some reason...


21 Apr 04 - 03:05 PM (#1167131)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Rapparee

Little ducks don't like Little Hawks?


21 Apr 04 - 06:59 PM (#1167356)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Shanghaiceltic

Could not downlaod the pictures. But ducks are a delicacy here, nothing like a nice crispy skinned Beijing Duck.


21 Apr 04 - 07:28 PM (#1167383)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

After feeding the duck about 50 pieces of bread it got very boring. So, I started looking around for a shotgun to shoot the thing with. Couldn't find one. So I hit the back button on my browser and my browser crashed.

Moral of the story: Either (A) "Don't think evil thoughts about shooting cute little duckies." or (B) "Quicktime sucks!"

Bruce


21 Apr 04 - 08:12 PM (#1167411)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Liz the Squeak

No, don't shoot cute little Duckies - wait until they are bigger and then there will be more meat on them!

LTS


21 Apr 04 - 09:59 PM (#1167476)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Shanghaiceltic

BTW Duck tongues and feet are considered an even better delicacy in China.

Lucky they are dead when those bits are taken, otherwise there would be loads of mute wheelchair bound ducks ;-)

Still cannot get that quicktime to work.


21 Apr 04 - 10:12 PM (#1167487)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: YorkshireYankee

Bruce,

I'll go with B, cos the same thing happened to me, only I only fed it a dozen or so bits of bread, & it never occurred to me to try to shoot it... (guess I just don't have a cruel streak, unlike others around here! ;-) )

YY


21 Apr 04 - 10:53 PM (#1167528)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Yeah, there just didn't seem to be any point in just feeding the duck with nothing else happening after a while. Began to wonder if it would explode if you overfed it and that sort of thing. I was able to get more than 5 pieces of bread going at once, especially if you threw them all over the place.

For those who wanted to shoot the helpless litle animals, I might suggest Clay Kitten Shooting

Robin


22 Apr 04 - 07:26 AM (#1167764)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: Mrs.Duck

Well I finally got to see the duck on works computer but they denied access to the Kitty Carnage - spoilsports bet the kids would have loved that!


22 Apr 04 - 07:43 AM (#1167780)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: GUEST,noddy

Fuzzy duck or Ducky Fuzz? say quickly...


22 Apr 04 - 07:53 AM (#1167796)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: The Fooles Troupe

Just don't do a Spoonerism on this thread title...


22 Apr 04 - 08:32 AM (#1167843)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: GUEST,Noddy

Wow I missed that one!


22 Apr 04 - 11:27 AM (#1168030)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: GUEST

interesting that the duck can swim backwards.


22 Apr 04 - 12:35 PM (#1168097)
Subject: RE: BS: Feed the Duck!
From: GUEST,noddy

Guest Clever but subtle , perhaps a bit to subtle.