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Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!

28 Apr 04 - 10:48 AM (#1173147)
Subject: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Amos

Clinton:

You're one rasty sunuvabitch, but I like you anyway. Hope you have a fantastic 60th birthday!!

A


28 Apr 04 - 11:03 AM (#1173168)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Alaska Mike

Hey Clinton, I am singing this for you in my very deepest voice for your B-Day.

"You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.
You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.
I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile."



Hope you have a great day, CH.
Best wishes,
Mike


28 Apr 04 - 11:34 AM (#1173195)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Janie

Have a great one!

Janie


28 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM (#1173203)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace

Happy Birthday, ya old fart.

Amos, he doesn't look a day over 55.

Bruce M


28 Apr 04 - 11:56 AM (#1173222)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Jack the Sailor

Happy Birthday Hammond!!!


28 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM (#1173236)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: katlaughing

One day off from my son's b-day, both Taurus, that explains the hard-headedness, at least!**bg**

Happy Birthday. I really cannot believe you are 60!?!

kat


28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM (#1173241)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Birthdays suck! But so does the alternative.


28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM (#1173243)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Big Mick

And why didn't you tell me this the other night??? I am sure we could have launched into a 2 day early round of Happy B-day ....   and I am sure you would have enjoyed that! ;^)

Happy Day, Mate!

Mick


28 Apr 04 - 12:14 PM (#1173247)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Metchosin

Happy Birthday Clinton! enjoy your old geezerdom.....some more...


28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM (#1173251)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Amos

(Psst! Kat: I threw that number in there just to give Clinton a hard time, dearie.)

A


28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM (#1173252)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Cluin

Happy birthday, clanmate. Gettin' up there, eh?


28 Apr 04 - 12:34 PM (#1173269)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: jimmyt

Happy BDay CH hope it is a pleasent one! jimmyt


28 Apr 04 - 12:38 PM (#1173270)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: CarolC

Clinton's great! How old is he now, 18? Happy Birthday Clinton Hammond!


28 Apr 04 - 01:53 PM (#1173322)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Clinton Hammond

Why do you think I didn't say anything Mick?? LOL

To one and all, ta very much!

:-)

*singing*

People my age have started looking gross
I cannot say all, and I shouldn't say most
I've seen 'em in the grocery I've seen 'em up close
People my age have started looking gross

People my age are showing some wear
There's holes where their teeth was
And their heads have gone bare
Their brains are shrinkin'
Faces shrinking into fat
And as for the mirror
We won't be looking into that

People my age have started looking gross
Maybe not in Colorado or up the Silicon Coast
Back in North Ontario
I'd eat my poutine on toast
Those were my first steps
On the road to looking gross

People my age are looking overripe
Some are getting operations
To tighten up what ain't tight
What gravity's ruined
They try to fix with a knife
What's pleasant in the darkness
Is plain scary in the light


:-)


28 Apr 04 - 02:27 PM (#1173355)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: freda underhill

happy birthday, Mr CH!!!

best wishes

freda


28 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM (#1173446)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Raptor

Have a good one

Raptor


28 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM (#1173592)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Geoff the Duck

Don't give a damn..... (mark knopfler)
Quack!
GtD.


28 Apr 04 - 07:35 PM (#1173609)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: The Fooles Troupe

In a hurry, so will just wish you Happy Bidet or something...


28 Apr 04 - 08:21 PM (#1173637)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Alba

Happy B day Clinton.
Hope you have a GREAT Year.
Jude


28 Apr 04 - 09:37 PM (#1173683)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Little Hawk

Here's hoping that THIS year you get to play Blind River at least once, Clinton! Have a good one.

- LH


28 Apr 04 - 11:18 PM (#1173724)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: catspaw49

So you know the drill..........Here's the alternative greeting to satisfy Joe Offer.............Fuck Off CH.........there ya' go!!!

Be sure not to outlive your balls......and if you already have maybe you can rent some or something.

Spaw


28 Apr 04 - 11:40 PM (#1173738)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST

Gee Spaw, that was mighty cordial of you.


29 Apr 04 - 01:25 PM (#1174203)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: fat B****rd

Belated Happy F***ing Birthday CH. You may be testy but you're never boring !!!!!!


29 Apr 04 - 01:28 PM (#1174207)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Clinton Hammond

High praise indeed!

:-)

LOL

Ta' all, eh!


29 Apr 04 - 03:39 PM (#1174331)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Little Hawk

Actually, you can rent balls. In Blind River. There's some guy there who rents his out on weekdays for some reason. Dial 1-800-GET-HUNG and ask for Mortie.

- LH


29 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM (#1174341)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST,MMario

(ever notice 'Spaw blames most stuff on Joe?)

yppaH yadhtriB!


29 Apr 04 - 04:56 PM (#1174387)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: harpgirl

or else me! harpy burpday Clinton! Have a vinegar and water on me! LOL
(Have you bought that pub yet?)


29 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM (#1174393)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Mudlark

Have a wonderfully grumpy, plain-spoken birthday, ClintonHammond!!!


29 Apr 04 - 07:23 PM (#1174480)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Hawker

Happy birthday old chap!
Always enjoy reading your posts, keep up the good work!
Cheers,
Lucy;0)


29 Apr 04 - 10:43 PM (#1174584)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Rustic Rebel

I'm suddenly understanding it all.
Happy day Clinton, and wishing you 60 more. (days, years, I'll leave that up to you!)


30 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM (#1174922)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: GUEST

Hope you celebrated well.


30 Apr 04 - 09:17 PM (#1175471)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace

Geeze, Clinton, you having another birthday so soon? Feels like it was only a few days ago I was wishing you Happy Birthday. Time sure passes fast. Happy Birthday, CH. All the best.


01 May 04 - 12:35 AM (#1175569)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: LadyJean

Many happy returns of the day, but not the skunk.


01 May 04 - 03:13 AM (#1175617)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Cluin

You old fucker! Get off the `puter. Learn another song. Birthday's over!


01 May 04 - 08:13 PM (#1176186)
Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!!
From: Peace

Keriste, ANOTHER ONE? OK, for what feels like the third time in a week, Happy Birthday.