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28 Apr 04 - 10:48 AM (#1173147) Subject: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Amos Clinton: You're one rasty sunuvabitch, but I like you anyway. Hope you have a fantastic 60th birthday!! A |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:03 AM (#1173168) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Alaska Mike Hey Clinton, I am singing this for you in my very deepest voice for your B-Day. "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch. You really are a heel. You're as cuddly as a cactus, You're as charming as an eel. Mr. Grinch. You're a bad banana With a greasy black peel. You're a monster, Mr. Grinch. Your heart's an empty hole. Your brain is full of spiders, You've got garlic in your soul. Mr. Grinch. I wouldn't touch you, with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole. You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch. You have termites in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile. Mr. Grinch. Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile." Hope you have a great day, CH. Best wishes, Mike |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:34 AM (#1173195) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Janie Have a great one! Janie |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:41 AM (#1173203) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Peace Happy Birthday, ya old fart. Amos, he doesn't look a day over 55. Bruce M |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:56 AM (#1173222) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Jack the Sailor Happy Birthday Hammond!!! |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:06 PM (#1173236) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: katlaughing One day off from my son's b-day, both Taurus, that explains the hard-headedness, at least!**bg** Happy Birthday. I really cannot believe you are 60!?! kat |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM (#1173241) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Bee-dubya-ell Birthdays suck! But so does the alternative. |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:10 PM (#1173243) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Big Mick And why didn't you tell me this the other night??? I am sure we could have launched into a 2 day early round of Happy B-day .... and I am sure you would have enjoyed that! ;^) Happy Day, Mate! Mick |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:14 PM (#1173247) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Metchosin Happy Birthday Clinton! enjoy your old geezerdom.....some more... |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM (#1173251) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Amos (Psst! Kat: I threw that number in there just to give Clinton a hard time, dearie.) A |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:17 PM (#1173252) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Cluin Happy birthday, clanmate. Gettin' up there, eh? |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:34 PM (#1173269) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: jimmyt Happy BDay CH hope it is a pleasent one! jimmyt |
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28 Apr 04 - 12:38 PM (#1173270) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: CarolC Clinton's great! How old is he now, 18? Happy Birthday Clinton Hammond! |
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28 Apr 04 - 01:53 PM (#1173322) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Clinton Hammond Why do you think I didn't say anything Mick?? LOL To one and all, ta very much! :-) *singing* People my age have started looking gross I cannot say all, and I shouldn't say most I've seen 'em in the grocery I've seen 'em up close People my age have started looking gross People my age are showing some wear There's holes where their teeth was And their heads have gone bare Their brains are shrinkin' Faces shrinking into fat And as for the mirror We won't be looking into that People my age have started looking gross Maybe not in Colorado or up the Silicon Coast Back in North Ontario I'd eat my poutine on toast Those were my first steps On the road to looking gross People my age are looking overripe Some are getting operations To tighten up what ain't tight What gravity's ruined They try to fix with a knife What's pleasant in the darkness Is plain scary in the light :-) |
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28 Apr 04 - 02:27 PM (#1173355) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: freda underhill happy birthday, Mr CH!!! best wishes freda |
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28 Apr 04 - 04:10 PM (#1173446) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Raptor Have a good one Raptor |
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28 Apr 04 - 07:21 PM (#1173592) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Geoff the Duck Don't give a damn..... (mark knopfler) Quack! GtD. |
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28 Apr 04 - 07:35 PM (#1173609) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: The Fooles Troupe In a hurry, so will just wish you Happy Bidet or something... |
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28 Apr 04 - 08:21 PM (#1173637) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Alba Happy B day Clinton. Hope you have a GREAT Year. Jude |
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28 Apr 04 - 09:37 PM (#1173683) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Little Hawk Here's hoping that THIS year you get to play Blind River at least once, Clinton! Have a good one. - LH |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:18 PM (#1173724) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: catspaw49 So you know the drill..........Here's the alternative greeting to satisfy Joe Offer.............Fuck Off CH.........there ya' go!!! Be sure not to outlive your balls......and if you already have maybe you can rent some or something. Spaw |
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28 Apr 04 - 11:40 PM (#1173738) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: GUEST Gee Spaw, that was mighty cordial of you. |
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29 Apr 04 - 01:25 PM (#1174203) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: fat B****rd Belated Happy F***ing Birthday CH. You may be testy but you're never boring !!!!!! |
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29 Apr 04 - 01:28 PM (#1174207) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Clinton Hammond High praise indeed! :-) LOL Ta' all, eh! |
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29 Apr 04 - 03:39 PM (#1174331) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Little Hawk Actually, you can rent balls. In Blind River. There's some guy there who rents his out on weekdays for some reason. Dial 1-800-GET-HUNG and ask for Mortie. - LH |
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29 Apr 04 - 03:54 PM (#1174341) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: GUEST,MMario (ever notice 'Spaw blames most stuff on Joe?) yppaH yadhtriB! |
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29 Apr 04 - 04:56 PM (#1174387) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: harpgirl or else me! harpy burpday Clinton! Have a vinegar and water on me! LOL (Have you bought that pub yet?) |
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29 Apr 04 - 05:05 PM (#1174393) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Mudlark Have a wonderfully grumpy, plain-spoken birthday, ClintonHammond!!! |
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29 Apr 04 - 07:23 PM (#1174480) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Hawker Happy birthday old chap! Always enjoy reading your posts, keep up the good work! Cheers, Lucy;0) |
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29 Apr 04 - 10:43 PM (#1174584) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Rustic Rebel I'm suddenly understanding it all. Happy day Clinton, and wishing you 60 more. (days, years, I'll leave that up to you!) |
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30 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM (#1174922) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: GUEST Hope you celebrated well. |
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30 Apr 04 - 09:17 PM (#1175471) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Peace Geeze, Clinton, you having another birthday so soon? Feels like it was only a few days ago I was wishing you Happy Birthday. Time sure passes fast. Happy Birthday, CH. All the best. |
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01 May 04 - 12:35 AM (#1175569) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: LadyJean Many happy returns of the day, but not the skunk. |
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01 May 04 - 03:13 AM (#1175617) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Cluin You old fucker! Get off the `puter. Learn another song. Birthday's over! |
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01 May 04 - 08:13 PM (#1176186) Subject: RE: Happy Birthday ClintonHammond !!! From: Peace Keriste, ANOTHER ONE? OK, for what feels like the third time in a week, Happy Birthday. |