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30 Apr 04 - 04:45 AM (#1174749) Subject: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted jOhn will not let me take my puppy to his acoustic club, the git! But he always takes his bloody hamster/wife Brenda! This is grossly unfair, so I am starting a new acoustic/pet club to spite him. First meeting will be NEXT THURSDAY. 8PM. MARLBOROUGH CLUB. HULL. All musical pets are welcome. |
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30 Apr 04 - 04:50 AM (#1174750) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted ps: no cheating. small children in animal costumes will not be admitted.(sorry sophia) |
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30 Apr 04 - 04:57 AM (#1174757) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull ok, you can bring pets with you then, but no dangerous ones like lions or tigers. |
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30 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM (#1174764) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted Too little too late jOhn! I have already lined up a morris team for the opening night comprising eight tigers and three elephants. |
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30 Apr 04 - 05:42 AM (#1174798) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sttaw Legend I have been in contact with Billy Smart and he is willing to bring the Hull Fair start date forward hence he will be there next Thursday with all the biggest animals he can find. They all like curry....but the aftermath is a bit worrying... |
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30 Apr 04 - 06:00 AM (#1174814) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted This will be the only acoustic club in the world where you can eat the performers. Curried circus animals are a bit of a favourite of mine. |
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30 Apr 04 - 06:44 AM (#1174836) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sttaw Legend jOhn, could be a bonus in this for you, does your boss want to buy the performers ? |
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30 Apr 04 - 07:16 AM (#1174850) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: GUEST,noddy El Ted surely some children easily qualify as animals? |
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30 Apr 04 - 08:43 AM (#1174895) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted They do, but they don't taste as good as endangered species. |
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30 Apr 04 - 09:07 AM (#1174905) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Geoff the Duck They wouldn'y be endagered if you didn't want to curry them!1 Quack! Geoff the Duck. |
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30 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM (#1174910) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted Curried duck. Now there's a thought. |
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30 Apr 04 - 01:10 PM (#1175126) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sttaw Legend The "Deep" have been on the phone and suggested a special concert there, swimming with sharks, marvelous. |
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30 Apr 04 - 02:07 PM (#1175168) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Les from Hull Swimming with sharks, is that like 'Dances with Wolves'. That could've been worse if it was 'Dances with West Bromwich Albion'. Any road up, me an' Mags'll be there (if we're doing nowt). |
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30 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM (#1175182) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: TheBigPinkLad Will the RSPCA be patrolling, el ted? I have snakes that make a great rasping sound as they fly around the room, but of course they need to be inflated first. They can only perform the once. |
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30 Apr 04 - 02:43 PM (#1175196) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: s6k if i get a monkey suit can i come? |
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30 Apr 04 - 03:11 PM (#1175214) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Cattail I've got a snoring cat here, that any use? |
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30 Apr 04 - 03:58 PM (#1175254) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Paul from Hull You mad b*st*rds...I'm staying WELL away, it might be catching... ...but otherwise, nice to be back here at the 'Cat! |
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30 Apr 04 - 05:50 PM (#1175339) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Shanghaiceltic Can I have the animals that do not survive the perfomance. I've got some interesting Southern Chinese recipes I'd like to try. |
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30 Apr 04 - 05:51 PM (#1175341) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Eh up Paul, long time no sea! |
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01 May 04 - 02:24 PM (#1175996) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sttaw Legend Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive to Marlborough Club" |
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01 May 04 - 03:19 PM (#1176043) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Paul from Hull 'owdo John! Good to be back. The acoustic club every Thursday then? |
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05 May 04 - 03:42 AM (#1178214) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted It's monthly Paul. kick off 8ish this thursday coming, 6th may. There will be plenty to eat by the sound of things. |
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05 May 04 - 05:55 AM (#1178306) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: GUEST,Sarah Got a deaf old moggie - but we don't live in 'Ull. Do we qualify? |
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05 May 04 - 06:57 AM (#1178339) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Dave Bryant Does jOhn have to wear a muzzle and be kept on a lead ? |
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05 May 04 - 07:05 AM (#1178344) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted oo er that sounds a bit kinky Dave! We know a song about that don't we children? All cats greatfully received, just stick them in the post and leave the gutting/currying to us. MARLBOROUGH CLUB CAT COOK IN THURSDAY 6TH MAY 8-8.30pm ish |
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05 May 04 - 07:12 AM (#1178348) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sweetfia Dad, you stay WELL away from my horse! Or it will be you being gutted and curried! Don't think I won't do it, Charmer means more to me than you do. Can i bring Francesca...she's an animal, or at least she looks, smells and acts like an animal... He he |
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05 May 04 - 07:21 AM (#1178353) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Dave Bryant I've eaten horse-meat steak Sweetfia - delicious ! |
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05 May 04 - 09:01 AM (#1178408) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted Post number 100. I thank you! Oh, sorry, wrong thread. |
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05 May 04 - 09:17 AM (#1178423) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: s6k ROFL |
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06 May 04 - 02:25 AM (#1179164) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull we could have a barber queue, have to be carefull though, i reckon the club owners will moan if we set fire to the concert room. could hold it in the bear garden. |
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06 May 04 - 03:35 AM (#1179184) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted Easily sorted john. See some of the earlier threads about how to cook inside a banjo in relative safety. Should be a good meal tonight. |
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06 May 04 - 06:52 AM (#1179279) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Sttaw Legend Just bought a dalmation, he said he'll bring his friends tonight. You will spot him easily, he's black and white. |
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07 May 04 - 03:33 AM (#1180048) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: GUEST Did you all have a good night then ? |
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07 May 04 - 04:15 AM (#1180071) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: el ted No, I ate too much baby seal and got indigestion. |
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03 Jun 04 - 07:37 AM (#1199103) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull hello. |
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03 Jun 04 - 12:12 PM (#1199360) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Dave Bryant Was the fellow who was playing a small dog at the Eurogathering from this club ? Does anyone remember the recording of "How much is that doggie in the window ?" which was performed by barking dogs ? |
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03 Jun 04 - 05:54 PM (#1199642) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: lady penelope Yes, Chris Tarrant used to use it all the time, along with the doggy version of 'Help!'. In fact I think there was an entire album. Haven't a clue what it was called or who the perpertraitor was. TTFN Lady P. |
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04 Jun 04 - 03:14 AM (#1199915) Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club. From: Liz the Squeak I remember those - very popular on Ed 'Stewpot' Stewarts 'Junior Choice' which my dad used to make me listen to every weekend. Are there any tortoises and can I have the shells for ocarinas please? LTS |