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BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????

02 May 04 - 03:35 PM (#1176453)
Subject: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver

O.K folks, fancy a bit of lighthearted fun???. If I tell you a few patron saints, perhaps you can present a few more
1)Patron Saint of Lumberjacks is St Ump.
2)   "    "    " Violin makers is St Radivarius.
3)   "    "    " Foul waters is St Agnant.
4)   "    "    " Teachers is St Rict.

   Get the idea.....How many can we find????


02 May 04 - 03:45 PM (#1176458)
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From: Megan L

St Ructure patron saint of buiders
St Andard patron saint of flag makers


02 May 04 - 03:52 PM (#1176462)
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From: Rapparee

St. Illwater is the patron saint of calm.
St. Ir is the patron saint of about.


02 May 04 - 03:55 PM (#1176465)
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From: wysiwyg

St. Ohne, Masons.

~S~


02 May 04 - 03:57 PM (#1176467)
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From: Megan L

St Alwart patron saint of the strong
St Rychnine patron saint of poisoners


02 May 04 - 04:03 PM (#1176468)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L

St Ardust patron saint of magicians
St Arlight patron saint of lovers


02 May 04 - 04:13 PM (#1176473)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg

St. Unod, honored by people who choose to remain stupid.

St. Urm, of the perpetually agitated.

St. Iff, whose portrait hangs on the wall at the Viagra company.

St. Amina (marathoners).

~S~


02 May 04 - 04:16 PM (#1176477)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg

Oh, sorry, forgot--

St. Ammer, p-p-p-p-p-at-t-t-tron s-s-s-saint uh-uh-uh-of ... oh heck, y-y-y-y-ou know what I m-m-m-m-mean!

~S~


02 May 04 - 04:39 PM (#1176492)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Leadfingers

Who was St. Utter then ?

St. Ring - Patron saint of ropemakers

St. Ripe - Patron saint of Corporals

St. Art -Patron saint of Beginners


02 May 04 - 04:39 PM (#1176493)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L

St Ampede patron saint of fast movers


02 May 04 - 05:12 PM (#1176526)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg

LOL

~S~


02 May 04 - 05:51 PM (#1176552)
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From: KateG

St. Rumpet - patron saint of procurers (the procured already have Mary Magdalene)

St. Rident - patron saint of politicial speach writers


02 May 04 - 05:54 PM (#1176554)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Mooh

St. Upid, of discussion forums...Mooh.


02 May 04 - 06:00 PM (#1176557)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Leadfingers

Not sure thats not a bit unkind Mooh !!


02 May 04 - 08:54 PM (#1176605)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg

St. Ilton, cheesemakers

St. Anza, poets

St. Alactite and St. Alagmite, spelunkers

St. Alemate, chess players

St. Aphylococcus, germ warfare scientists

St. Arrghboard, sailors

St. Ereotype, flamers

St. Ethoscope, spies

St. Etson, hatmakers

St. Ickler, fussbudgets

St. Igmata, young Catholic girls

St. Imulation, pornographers

St. Ipulation, mediators

St. Irrup, saddlers

St. Ochastic, "other side" seers   

St. Ooge, the Fine and Howard families

St. Rychnine, poisoners

St. Ubble, makers of razors

St. Ubborn, Mudcatters

~S~


02 May 04 - 09:02 PM (#1176609)
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From: GUEST,earthling

St.Oned The patron saint of .........what was the question?


02 May 04 - 10:15 PM (#1176634)
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From: Joybell

St. Ruth patron saint of Aussies.


02 May 04 - 10:19 PM (#1176638)
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From: Amos

st. Ab    The oatron of Dive Knives
st. Abber Patron Saint of knife-murderers
st Abilise Patron Saint of Random Situations
St. Accato PAtron saint of trumpetists
St Achyose: Patron Saint of Tetrasaccharines
St Acked: Patron Saint of the Well-Endowed
St. Raddle: Patron Saint f the Undecided
St. Adium : Patron Saint of Lion-Fighters
St. Affolife: Patorn Saint of Breadmakers
St. Affer: PAtron Saint of Office Managers
St. Ag : Patron Saint of Bachelors

...I think this is wearing thin...

A


02 May 04 - 10:21 PM (#1176641)
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From: Mooh

Leadfingers...Yeah, you're right, but I hang out in two of them...LOL!

St. Ench, of pollution.

St. Ink, of diariah.

St. Irfry, of yesterday's indigestion.

St. Ratford, of theatre.

St. Iff, of boners...or was that St. Ud?

St. Itch, of vasectomies.

St. Yrene, of plastics and other uncompostables. (Irene is also my mother-in-law's name, kinda fitting.)

Peace, Mooh.


02 May 04 - 10:35 PM (#1176647)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: wysiwyg

St. Op, threadkillers

~S~


02 May 04 - 10:39 PM (#1176649)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Joybell

St. Ruth - Incredulous Aussies that is.
St. Ikky patron saint of messy kids
St. Ark (naked) patron saint of nudists.
St. Rine patron saint of Aussie slang. (as in let's talk 'strine)
St. Eddy patron saint of tight-rope walkers.
St. Ann Dandy Liver patron saint of highwaymen


02 May 04 - 10:43 PM (#1176651)
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From: Joybell

St. Ann Doff patron saint of mutually assured destruction.


02 May 04 - 10:59 PM (#1176658)
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From: Blackcatter

Yeesh.


02 May 04 - 11:15 PM (#1176664)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos

St Andalone, Patron Saint of isolated computer applications.

St. Andingproud, Patron Saint of erections.

St. Upendous, Patron Saint of the very large.

St. Rikethree, Patron Saint of Losers

St. Uckup, Patron Saint of the Conceited.

St. OpmnebeforeIstrikeagain, patron saint of obsessive posters to this thread...

A


02 May 04 - 11:51 PM (#1176677)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: open mike

I should have left well enough alone, as that last comment
would make a perfect last post...but...
st. able, patron saint of race horses
st. ory, patron saint of children's bed time
st. eeple, patron saint of church spires
st. eam, patron saint of engines and vegetables
st. eak, patron saint of carnivores
st. ink, patron saint of sewers
st. umble, patron saint of trippers and fallers
(wouldn't this be the of dr.s and nurses and E.M.T.s
rather than spies? -->> St. Ethoscope, spies)


03 May 04 - 12:00 AM (#1176680)
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From: Blackcatter

I'm impressed - you all know how a dictionary works . . .


03 May 04 - 12:03 AM (#1176683)
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From: Stilly River Sage

Haven't you all exhausted your dictionaries yet?

Ex St. Reme Plaissonouerds -- Mudcatters!

:)


03 May 04 - 12:10 AM (#1176687)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos

Quoi, quoi, quoi!!?? Qu'est-ce que c'est qu'un plaissonerd, allors?

A


03 May 04 - 12:19 AM (#1176692)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Stilly River Sage

plays-on-ouerds (words), Amos!


03 May 04 - 09:13 AM (#1176839)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Amos

OH!! You had me wound up for true!! I thought it was some highly eddicated thang!!


A


03 May 04 - 02:45 PM (#1177044)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of Deerhunters is St Ag

Patron Saint of eyes is St Rabismus


03 May 04 - 06:25 PM (#1177199)
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From: Cluin

St. Christopher - patron saint of those laid off due to "redundancy"


03 May 04 - 10:51 PM (#1177405)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: mmm1a

This a real patron Saint Saint Jude patron Saint on the impossible.
My Mother put jude with my brothers and my middle names.I always wondered if she saw into the future when deciding on our names.
                  mmm


04 May 04 - 02:34 AM (#1177464)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: catspaw49

St. Ench.......a good healthy shit
St. Irrups.....Gynecologists
St. Umpy.......guys with small dicks


04 May 04 - 12:17 PM (#1177481)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Catherine Jayne

I could have done with the patron saint of Vodafone this weekend in Hastings....only could get a signal when stood on the cliff!!!


04 May 04 - 12:41 PM (#1177504)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Little Hawk

St. jOhn from Hull - Patron saint of Rubbish.

St. Clinton of Hammond - Patron saint of not giving a flying flip.

(grin)


04 May 04 - 12:58 PM (#1177524)
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From: Joe Offer

My Polish Latin professor, Father Casmir Hojnacki, looked just like Pope John Paul II. Fr. Hojnacki often spoke of St. Whatsisname, the Patron Saint of Teachers, whose students stabbed him to death with their pencils. I wish I could remember Whatsisname's name. I sometimes wished Fr. Hojnacki would meet a similar fate.
-Joe Offer-


04 May 04 - 03:41 PM (#1177675)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: Megan L

mmmm we were always told Jude was the patron saint of lost causes, ok new job for the old guy now PS of Mudcat


04 May 04 - 04:55 PM (#1177770)
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From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of ceiling painters is St Ipple
Patron Saint of pudding is St Odge
Patron Saint of boilermen is St Oke


04 May 04 - 05:32 PM (#1177803)
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From: Cluin

Patron Saint of the Great Unwashed... St Unk


04 May 04 - 09:51 PM (#1178025)
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From: Little Hawk

Patron saint of the Big Lie: St Upendus Prevaricator


05 May 04 - 02:47 AM (#1178192)
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From: HuwG

St. Ork - of midwives
St. Rident - of blues, country and folk singers
St. Rangler - of rock singers
St. Agehand - of sound engineers, lighting engineers and roadies.


05 May 04 - 03:01 AM (#1178198)
Subject: RE: BS: Who was the patron Saint of what????
From: mouldy

St Jude was the class saint of our final year at primary school. Were they trying to tell us something?

Andrea


05 May 04 - 04:16 AM (#1178236)
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From: GUEST

Patron Saint of the Harvest(or the unshaven) is St Ubble
Patron Saint of The cooking pot is St Ew
Patron Saint of Traffic jams is St Uck


05 May 04 - 06:39 AM (#1178330)
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From: GUEST

P/S of buckles = St Rap
P/S of false teeth = St Eradent


05 May 04 - 06:53 AM (#1178336)
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From: Larkin

St Michael, the patron saint of underwear ( for Marks&Spencer users)


05 May 04 - 10:41 AM (#1178497)
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From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of American cars is St Udebaker
Patron Saint of Stallions is St Ud
Patron Saint of Marvels is St Upendous


05 May 04 - 11:58 AM (#1178568)
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From: Dave the Gnome

If you are in or around Manchester don't forget you can catch a bus to St Ockport or St Retford from near Stans square...

Cheers

DtG


05 May 04 - 05:13 PM (#1178826)
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From: Bob Hitchcock

St. Ratocaster Patron Saint of Rock n' Roll guitar players
St. Ripmall Patron Saint of Urban Development


05 May 04 - 05:48 PM (#1178848)
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From: C-flat

St.Annah.........Patron saint of stair-lifts
St.Retch.........Patron saint of prisoners
St.Rain..........Patron saint of constipation sufferers
St.Roganoff......Patron saint of Russian cuisine


05 May 04 - 06:02 PM (#1178857)
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From: Stilly River Sage

Your dictionaries are showing again. . .


05 May 04 - 06:12 PM (#1178869)
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From: C-flat

St.Illyriversage...........Patron saint of dictionary conservation


05 May 04 - 06:20 PM (#1178879)
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From: Stilly River Sage

good shot!


05 May 04 - 06:36 PM (#1178890)
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From: C-flat

St.Anza was the patron saint
of poetry, but now she ain't.


05 May 04 - 06:47 PM (#1178895)
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From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of walking St Rides
Patron Saint of Nudity is St Ripper or St Arkers


06 May 04 - 08:27 AM (#1179334)
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From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of turns is St Int.
Patron Saint of Private investigators is St Alker
Patron Saint of perfectionists is St Ickler


06 May 04 - 01:58 PM (#1179521)
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From: Megan L

Mouldy I am sure you never let it hold you back :)


06 May 04 - 05:14 PM (#1179721)
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From: Georgiansilver

Patron Saint of Birthday surprises is St Rippagram


19 May 04 - 10:16 PM (#1189143)
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From: GUEST,OMG! LOL!!

I personally think the "LOL" are corny, overused and clishe....which is why I have never stooped to using them....but what could I do after reading the above? You guys are awesome. I stumbled in here by mistake. Thanks for the laughs!


19 May 04 - 10:23 PM (#1189149)
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From: Blackcatter

No, no, no - why did you restart this thread?

Yeesh.