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BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC

25 May 04 - 07:34 AM (#1193510)
Subject: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,An English Patriot

I going to get accused of trollism here, but here goes....Why not ban Celtic and Rangers Football Clubs and pull down both their stadiums? These clubs represent the worst that is in Scotland, namely sectianism. Both these awful clubs perpetuate bigotry and hatred. Celtic FC was set up by a Catholic priest to stop Irish catholics from integrating into Scottish society and Rangers FC basically serves the same purpose, excpet from the Protestant, or Scottish if you will, point of view. Wretched clubs, the both of them.

So, what does everyone think?


25 May 04 - 07:39 AM (#1193513)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: greg stephens

Dont stop with Celtic and Rangers. it's that Manchester bloody United that really pisses me off.


25 May 04 - 07:45 AM (#1193517)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Ella who is Sooze

what about...

Bristol city and Bristol rovers...

the list is endless, I don't think you could just do one of em... do em all... football's pants!

Anyways, I don't really care, it's not that big a thing really!

more things in life to worry about really and the above is not one that really warrants any attention from anyone...

eek... I just replied... damn!


25 May 04 - 07:45 AM (#1193518)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Ella who is Sooze

ps...

celtic anyday

;-)


25 May 04 - 09:12 PM (#1193998)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,ozmacca

Yep, close 'em both. And abolish sporting sponsorship across the board. And also close any sports club that encourages or appears to countenance racism, sexism or violence in any form among it's members, supporters or players. Then sell off the club's property and hand over the proceeds to organisations dedicated to better relationships between communities. If somebody wants to play a sport, let them play the game without the frenzy machine. If somebody wants to watch a sport, let them watch the game without the kind of mass hysteria and ugliness that causes kids to get corrupted and people to get hurt.


26 May 04 - 10:27 AM (#1194160)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,Chris B (Born Again Scouser)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!


26 May 04 - 10:31 AM (#1194164)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: el ted

Bollocks! Ban all football, convert all the grounds to Rugby Union grounds, and make all those nancy boy permed ponces that pass as modern footballers play Union! You never know, it might even make men of them.


26 May 04 - 11:54 AM (#1194263)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Strollin' Johnny

Bollocks! Ban all Rugby Union, convert all the grounds to Rugby League grounds, and make all those nancy boy permed ponces that pass as modern Union players play League! You never know, it might even make men of them.


26 May 04 - 11:55 AM (#1194264)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Strollin' Johnny

Just a leg-pull ted! :0)


26 May 04 - 11:59 AM (#1194271)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: el ted

At least League is a man's game johnny, albeit for thicko northern herberts who can't even spell Pimm's No1 cup!


26 May 04 - 12:25 PM (#1194288)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Strollin' Johnny

Don't even know what it is!! My drinking repertoire's limited to Batemans XXXX, Monkey Wrench, and Black Sheep (the beer, not the sex-partner!).

As it 'appens, me owd flower, I like Union too. And Leeds United - what a saddo!

Cheers :0)
Johnny


27 May 04 - 11:46 AM (#1195082)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,noddy

Why not ban religion and pull down all the churches. It has been the excuse in one way or other for most of the wars since time began.


27 May 04 - 11:56 AM (#1195098)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: el ted

Are you telling me johnny boy that in all your years you have never partaken of Pimm's no1, or even a no2? It's no wonder you can't understand how to play Union and have to resort t'League.


28 May 04 - 03:50 AM (#1195680)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,noddy

English Patriot are you just worried they might start playing in the The English Premiership and kick ass.


28 May 04 - 07:02 AM (#1195780)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Pied Piper

It's not the football that's the problem (it's a good children's game); it's the knuckle-dragging, semi-literate, morons, that form the mobs that attend.


28 May 04 - 08:36 AM (#1195832)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Strollin' Johnny

No ted, I'm a Pimms Virgin! I assume it's made from plums, judging by the way Union players all seem to speak! (LOL) :0) :0)
J :0)


28 May 04 - 09:03 AM (#1195848)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: el ted

Strollin peasant,
                NO. We keep our huge plums in our shorts. This helps us to enunciate the Queen's English more clearly.


28 May 04 - 09:42 AM (#1195877)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Strollin' Johnny

Good gracious ted, what an image that conjures up! Hope you keep them at the front - if they were at the back, us peasants might think tha' wa' talkin' shite!! LOLOLOLOLOL! :0)

I reckon we've pretty much reached the bounds of decency now - call it a draw??

All t'best,
Johnny :0)


28 May 04 - 10:03 AM (#1195894)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: el ted

Agreed! You know you can't compete with the middle classes so I will graciously withdraw.


28 May 04 - 04:34 PM (#1196164)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,Dylan

call me old fashioned but do the dirty h**s not have catholics in there team and if my memory serves me correctly do the wee te**hs not have protestans playing for them. Well the answer is yes and does it make a difference to anything at all well I would like to think that people would be more tollerant than they have been up till now about the religious leanings of a player or what team he plays for. However you have to realise that being from Govan and a Proddy does not make you a Gers fan and vice versa from the Tims side. Religion is part of the GLasgow divide its not north or south but its all decided in what foot you kick a ball with.
To sum up I was in Glasgow 3 years ago taking a friend around my beautiful city and there was an walk on of the loyalist variety. Everyone is entitled to there freedom of speech. Whilst this was going on there were BABIES dressed in apprentice boys suits. Thats not footbal in any way shape or form thats parents and as soon as the "grown ups" get the message then the kids might have a chance
Dylan


29 May 04 - 11:20 AM (#1196500)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Dickmac

The English Patriot who started this thread has remained silent as the thread has developeed. Is he just "shit stirring" or does he really want a discussion to develop. Just let him try to open uo this discussion in a Glasgow pub and leave without a sore face, particularly if he has any hint of an English accent.

Both clubs are seriously trying to get rid of the bigotry but this , unfortunately is part of the west of Scotland "culture". Guest Dylan appears to be the only person who has any idea of what the current situation is like.

Mr/Mrs/Ms English Patriot - "away an' an bile yir heid !"


29 May 04 - 12:12 PM (#1196524)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,An English Patriot

I haven't really got anything to say on the subject. It was just an idea that came into my head. I don't like football, I have to admit, and I don't like the fanatical tribal loyalty that it inspires in its fans. I think this tribalism suits it self perfectly to sectarianism and racism:sectarianism in Scotland and racism in England. Since I could not "open up this discussion in a Glasgow pub and leave without a sore face," especially as I have more than "a hint of an English accent", just seems to convince me that footie does bring out the very worst in some people.


29 May 04 - 04:04 PM (#1196654)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: John MacKenzie

The so called 'beautiful game' leaves me cold, as does the Catholic/Protestant divide, and that's speaking as a Glaswegian born and bred. By all means ban the Celtic/Rangers thing, but it won't change anybody's prejudices in the west of Scotland. What we're talking about here isn't football, it's tribal warfare.
JGM


30 May 04 - 08:52 AM (#1197050)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Hillheader

To English Patriot

In answer to your final sentence, this non-catholic Celtic fan of over 40 years thinks that you have probably perfected the art of anal speech and typed your last verbalisations.

Next time try a subject on which you may have a little knowledge although I fully accept that this may limit your choice of topic.

If ignorance is bliss, you are the happiest guy on the planet.


30 May 04 - 02:18 PM (#1197164)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,An English Patriot

To Davebhoy

You are an exception that proves the rule. I've no doubt Rangers has some non-protestant fans, as well. So what! You know what I mean. Celtic and Rangers are tribal clubs that re-inforces sectarianism in Scotland.

As for perfecting the art of anal speech, I think you give me far too much credit. There are others far more adept at that and I name no names. However, you might study your own posting a little more carefully to see where credit properly lies.


30 May 04 - 02:19 PM (#1197165)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,Dylan

Hail!!


30 May 04 - 03:42 PM (#1197224)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,Sledge

I think it would be a splendid idea to join the Scottish and English premiership leagues together, it would shake up the game at a time when a small clique of clubs are starting to dominate both leagues just too much. Of course there would be a huge group of nay sayers.

Cheers

Sledge


30 May 04 - 04:01 PM (#1197237)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Sorcha

I'm with Noddy. Convert all the churches into folk music venues and ban all sports.


30 May 04 - 04:37 PM (#1197262)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST

Ban England, instead


30 May 04 - 05:12 PM (#1197289)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: GUEST,Dylan

Sorcha, that would be good but when you think about it if you converted the churches then they would be emptier than they are now. But keep on taking the tablets.
Dylan


30 May 04 - 05:23 PM (#1197296)
Subject: RE: BS: Ban Celtic and Rangers' FC
From: Sorcha

LOL, Thanks, Dylan I will.