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BS: Hamster Powered Cars

03 Jun 04 - 08:13 AM (#1199119)
Subject: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Toyota have developed a hamster powered car and built a prototype, this will be good if it goes into full production, save loads of petrol, and no polution, [apart from a bit of hamster poo].
I forgot how to make a link, but put "hamster powered car" into your searcher to find full details.


03 Jun 04 - 08:14 AM (#1199120)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

PS-Someone has desiegned a hamster powered plane as well.


03 Jun 04 - 08:25 AM (#1199129)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

What will Corridus make of all this? Exploitation of the working hamster...

Tracey
www.scorchpyro.co.uk


03 Jun 04 - 09:16 AM (#1199175)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

Links :

Hamster-powered Car

Hamster-powered Extra-lazy Susan

Hamsters Galore!

Hampster Dance

Have fun!

Cheers
Tracey
Scorch's Pyrography


03 Jun 04 - 09:36 AM (#1199188)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Dave Bryant

jOhn - perhaps this is the opening which you need. If you could become the main supplier of Hamsters, you might have the same sort of power over the world economy that Saudi Arabia and OPEC have these days.


03 Jun 04 - 09:39 AM (#1199190)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

good idea dave, i will start a hamster farm.


03 Jun 04 - 09:42 AM (#1199194)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

Wherever are you going to get the little tiny wellies, rakes & hoes from?

Tracey
Scorch's Pyrography


03 Jun 04 - 01:19 PM (#1199436)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Megan L

tried that went bankrupt when they turned vampire


03 Jun 04 - 01:48 PM (#1199475)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Tracey Dragonsfriend

Vampire HAMSTERS?? Oh no... just when I thought I was safe!


03 Jun 04 - 03:39 PM (#1199574)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle

people are in general too dismissive of the role in western civilisation played by hamsters and other minorities. discuss


03 Jun 04 - 03:49 PM (#1199580)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario

Question? Clarification?

Would you like us to start with the role of Hamsters in Hannibal's crossing of the Alps - or shall we begin a bit earlier - say with the Hamster's role in the cro-magnon usurption of Neanderthal territory? Or perhaps a bit later - say with the role of Hamsters in the development of the British Navy under Victoria?


03 Jun 04 - 04:15 PM (#1199600)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Sttaw Legend

We built a toilet under Victoria.


03 Jun 04 - 09:07 PM (#1199787)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle

there was the max bygraves song tulips from hamster damn!
the jacques brel classic the red lights of hamster damn!
there are probably signs of hamsterian influences in Shakespeare and Lennon and macartney - its just that nobody had looked.Not to mention Johnny mathis who sang
these things I do
hamster in love with you


03 Jun 04 - 09:27 PM (#1199799)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Bill D

no one explained how long hamsters can work on an ounce of hamster feed...or how many hamsters it takes to make that teeny car go!....I'm putting MY money on rickshaws!


04 Jun 04 - 01:26 AM (#1199886)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,Corridus

I am still alive and am writing this on a borrowed laptop, courtesy of Freddy the White Rat, a rodent and a gentleman. I have been through absolute hell in the last few weeks, due to the vicious and diabolical games and tortures devised by the Rich Kid, who has too much spare time on his hands. Most of these involve various radio-controlled vehicles and other hazardous devices, such as rockets and parachutes. I have been cast adrift in boats, propelled in monster trucks and slot cars at insane speeds, sent aloft in balloons and even in the nose cone of a rocket (dreadful experience!), sent underwater in submersibles....the horrors go on and on! The positive side is, I am getting lots of ideas for my next romance novel, which I shall call "20,000 Seeds Under the Sea", or something like that.

I am gratified by this thread, which is a nice tribute to hamsters. I shall resume my own thread as soon as is practicable.

Freddy says "Hi". That's all for now.

- Corridus


04 Jun 04 - 04:23 AM (#1199956)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle

golden brown - obviously a strong hamster influence there
watch out for hamsterian influences and mind bending experiences


04 Jun 04 - 08:12 AM (#1200106)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario

Not to mention 'Hamster Prince of Denmark'


04 Jun 04 - 09:16 AM (#1200168)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Charley Noble

And the old forebitter:

In Hamsterdam there lived a maid,
Mark well what I do say;
In Hamsterdam there lived a maid,
And she was mistress of her trade,
I'll go no more a roving,
With you, fair maid.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble & the Rodent Mariners


04 Jun 04 - 09:24 AM (#1200179)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST

And the Pied Piper of Hamster!


04 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM (#1200320)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

how can hamsters type?
is Corridos somebody pretending to be a hamster?


04 Jun 04 - 11:49 AM (#1200322)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario

JOhn! How could you even *begin* to suspect that?

I feel Corridus shows far too much insight into the life of a rodent to be other then what he is - a hamster with a knack for storytelling.


04 Jun 04 - 11:56 AM (#1200326)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

oh, i just wondered how he typed.


04 Jun 04 - 12:08 PM (#1200333)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: JudyB

Maybe he doesn't - there are a number of speech recognition programs on the market these days....


04 Jun 04 - 12:50 PM (#1200352)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Amos

Hamsters are rubbish.

Amos


04 Jun 04 - 01:00 PM (#1200365)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: GUEST,MMario

you mean they come from Rubia?


04 Jun 04 - 01:02 PM (#1200368)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle

and who could forget Danny Kaye......
I'm Hans Christian Hamster damn!


05 Jun 04 - 12:45 AM (#1200790)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Pogo

My gosh...Think of the possibilties for the up and rising hamster barons...They'll corner the market on small tailless rodents...The gerbil breeders will have to start some pretty slick campaigns to counteract that...

And let's not even get into what happens when the unions get involved O_O


05 Jun 04 - 02:08 AM (#1200815)
Subject: RE: BS: Hamster Powered Cars
From: Big Al Whittle

when fred astaire was singing cheek to cheek, the chances are he had hamsters in mind