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07 Jun 04 - 04:56 AM (#1201775) Subject: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Babe Ruth |
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07 Jun 04 - 04:59 AM (#1201776) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: el ted You could always do a George Best and get a new liver. You are famous enough to queue jump. |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:11 AM (#1201825) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Nick Homer Simpson - All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer. Bart, a woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one! |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:28 AM (#1201831) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia LOL!! ;) |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:38 AM (#1201839) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k im not as think as you drunk i am |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:41 AM (#1201844) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia Yeah yeah wateva piss'ed! |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:49 AM (#1201856) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k its very rude to swear you bastard! |
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07 Jun 04 - 07:50 AM (#1201860) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia Right, outside NOW!! |
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07 Jun 04 - 08:52 AM (#1201905) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend Has a bar recently been installed at the college, or is the heat? |
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07 Jun 04 - 09:07 AM (#1201911) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k ive had one too many robinsons fruit & barley |
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08 Jun 04 - 06:38 AM (#1202591) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Dave Bryant There's only one problem with beer - you don't actually buy it - you just rent it for a while ! |
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08 Jun 04 - 07:25 AM (#1202613) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Rain Dog The piano has been drinking, not me. |
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08 Jun 04 - 10:53 AM (#1202724) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River MY KIND OF THREAD BABY!!! Oh yeah!!! There ain't no problem that can't be fixed with enuff beer, eh? I am on my 3rd today and I only got up like a half hour ago eh? Beer is like the fowndashun of life, man! This town would die without beer. I would die without beer. I don't even wanna think about it. I'm gonna have another one as soon as this one is done. Glug! Ahhhhh.... Egxample of problem fixin: You got a girlfriend who is naggin' you too much? Drink and drink and drink. Soon she will go away! - BDiBR |
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08 Jun 04 - 11:43 AM (#1202747) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: ToulouseCruise To semi-paraphrase Douglas Adams.... You don't think there is anything wrong about being drunk? have you ever asked the glass of beer? |
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08 Jun 04 - 11:56 AM (#1202754) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: beadie As a resident of a state (Wisconsin) where the tax on beer is significantly less than the tax on gasoline and WAY less than the tax on whiskey (and the other "hards"), I can only say, "Amen." |
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08 Jun 04 - 12:03 PM (#1202760) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Amos Oh, wheee! Let's promote the cult of reduced awareness!! Wotta fun game!! We can all get stupid and blame it on others, eh? Far out!! A |
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08 Jun 04 - 12:11 PM (#1202765) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend Amos, have you been drinking? |
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08 Jun 04 - 12:50 PM (#1202780) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k its your fault man, like, whatever |
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08 Jun 04 - 03:47 PM (#1202902) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Yer a flippin retread, Amos! If you were, like, here...like, in this room, eh? If you were I would shake one up good and squirt it in your face! I got one simpe rule in life. The other guy is always wrong. That includes the customer. Arf! Arf! Good joke eh? Have one on me, ya flippin looser! I was deviastated last night cos the Flames lost the hockey game to those boltholes in Tampa, so I decided to drink until I felt better. Everyone in town feels the same way. We were FLIPPIN ROBBED!!! The ref oughta get the flippin chair! Anyway, I feel like i'M ON THE WAY to recovery now, eh? A few more beer should do it. We'll flippin DESTROY em next year!@!!! - BDiBR |
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08 Jun 04 - 06:03 PM (#1202998) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k i need kofi annan just to translate what everyone in here is saying! |
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08 Jun 04 - 06:14 PM (#1203007) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST, Bob MacKenzie If yer hosed it comes in jis fine, eh? |
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08 Jun 04 - 06:51 PM (#1203044) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Peace Jaysus, I came here to read about beer only to find out the Flames lost. Thanks a fu#kin' bunch. So, like, will Tampa get a beer named after it or somethin'? |
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09 Jun 04 - 05:01 AM (#1203351) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia There is one bad thing about beer...BEER BELLIES!!!! Which are soooo not attractive! Oh yeah, and that it can often lead to situtations, were if you still could walk in a straight line and knew how many fingers your friend was holding up, you would totally avoid... |
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09 Jun 04 - 05:14 AM (#1203359) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: MudGuard Beer is alcohol. Alcohol is your enemy. But the bible says you should love your enemies... Found on the wall of a pub in Portaferry: Beer is not a matter of life or death. It is much more important! But if you really want to be in Beer, go to this place! |
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09 Jun 04 - 07:41 AM (#1203423) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull |
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09 Jun 04 - 10:58 AM (#1203583) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Blackcatter Tampa used to have it's own brewery. Ybor Brewing Company, but it closed it's doors last year. The beer is still being brewed, however - in Melbourne, FL on the east coast. By the way - I dislike nearly all bottled beeers, prefering to have only premium draught beers. What say you all? |
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09 Jun 04 - 11:10 AM (#1203593) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Blackcatter Am I missing something, or is this song not in the Digital Tradition? Beer, Beer, Beer Chorus Oh, he must have been an admiral, a sultan or a king, And to his praises we shall always sing! Look what he has done for us, he's filled us up with cheer. The Lord bless Charley Mopps, the man who invented beer, beer, beer! Tiddley, beer, beer, beer. A long time ago, way back in history, When all there was to drink was nothing but cups of tea Along came a man by the name of Charley Mopps, And he invented a wonderful drink and he made it out of hops. A bushel of hops, a barrel of malt, you stir it around with a stick The kind of lubrication to make your engine tick Fourteen pints of wallop a' day will keep away the quacks It's only eight and six a pint and one and four in tax The Clancy's Bar, O'Reilly's Pub, the Hole-in-the-Wall, as well One thing you can be sure of, it's Charley's beer they sell Come in all me lucky lads, eleven o'clock she stops! Five short seconds now, to remember Charley Mopps. 1 . . . 2 . . . 3 . . . 4 . . . 5 . . . Mostly based on the Clancy Brothers and Tommy Makem version. |
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09 Jun 04 - 11:11 AM (#1203596) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad Beer Belly Myth, see here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3175488.stm |
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09 Jun 04 - 11:24 AM (#1203606) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Les from Hull Ah the town of Beer! And very close to it - Beer Head! |
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09 Jun 04 - 05:38 PM (#1203879) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST Remember proper man have a barrel under there chest, which proves six packs are for puffs. As for Amos. Are you a twat or what, son? |
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09 Jun 04 - 05:49 PM (#1203889) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Blackcatter At least Amos has the "guts" to post under his name. GUEST must indeed have a short third leg to say anything like that. |
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09 Jun 04 - 09:01 PM (#1204035) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: JennyO Doh, a beer, I'll have a beer Ray, a bloke who buys me beer Me, the bloke I buy beer for Fa, I'd go to have a beer So, I think I'll have a beer La, la la la la la la Ti, no thanks I'll have a beer That will bring us back to Doh for more beer.... (repeat ad infinitum) |
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10 Jun 04 - 01:23 AM (#1204106) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Desert Dancer Ooh! Folk music content! Here's the local version: Do, the stuff that buys me beer, Re, the guy who pulls my beer, Mi, the guy who drinks my beer, Fa, a long way to the john, So, I think I'll have a beer, La, I'll have another beer, Ti, no thanks, I'll have a beer, Which will bring us back to Do, do, do, do... ~ Becky in Tucson what me? I never touch the stuff! :-) |
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10 Jun 04 - 06:36 AM (#1204215) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day, these were the results: First worm in alcohol - dead. Second worm in cigarette smoke - dead. Third worm in sperm - dead. Fourth worm in soil - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke, and have sex, you won't get worms. |
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10 Jun 04 - 06:14 PM (#1204664) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: dick greenhaus "...malt does more than Milton can to justify God's way with Man" |
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10 Jun 04 - 06:28 PM (#1204668) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST, Barney Gimble ats fahkn deep man ... |
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10 Jun 04 - 07:04 PM (#1204692) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Herga Kitty MudGuard I hope you've noticed how close Beer in Devon is to Sidmouth - you can walk there along the coastal path, and it's all part of the World Heritage Jurassic Coast site. On the CD (recorded by El Greko) of the Herga club's 40th birthday party last year, Mac McKay sings the song about the Benskins Brewery (Watford) worker who fell into the vat and drowned. The chorus goes "In the beer, beer, loverly beer, up to his neck in great barrels of beer." I think the song was written by Colin Dipper - then a resident singer at the club, and father of John (of Patterson, Jordan, Dipper and No Man's Band). Kitty |
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11 Jun 04 - 02:25 AM (#1204884) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: MudGuard Herga, you should have told me 3 years ago, when I cycled along there (coming from Plymouth through Exeter, Clyst Saint Mary, Newton Poppleford, Bowd, and Sidford to Beer). It was a hot day, so I went for a short swim - now I can truthfully say I swam in Beer ;-) |
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11 Jun 04 - 02:48 AM (#1204888) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: mouldy As an old lady (85, ex Royal Navy, and a Yorkshirewoman) said to my friend last week on the subject of beerguts - "They don't put bay windows in shithouses!" Andrea |
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11 Jun 04 - 02:54 AM (#1204894) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: MudGuard Excuse my ignorance - but I can't find beerguts in my dictionaries. Is it the same as a beer belly? TIA MudGuard (who should start to learn English properly) |
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11 Jun 04 - 03:31 AM (#1204905) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend MudGuard, it's exactly the same, I will write to "The Concise Oxford Dictionary" and tell them to enter beergut ASAP...well spotted |
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11 Jun 04 - 08:52 AM (#1205065) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Leadfingers Work is the Curse of the Drinking Classes ! ! ! |
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11 Jun 04 - 09:00 AM (#1205071) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia Correction...Exams are the Curse of the Drinking Classes! |
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11 Jun 04 - 11:36 AM (#1205200) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend I new they'd put a bar in that college |
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12 Jun 04 - 07:19 AM (#1205711) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: GUEST,Wotcha in Vinoland Well, it's beer, beer, beer That wants to make me cheer In the halls of [insert college/univ.] My eyes, grow dim, I cannot hardly see, I think I'm drunk as I can be ... Courtesy of some fellow from Philadelphia that I learned it from in 1979 ... Cheers, burp ... Brian |
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12 Jun 04 - 10:02 PM (#1205995) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: ranger1 Dick Greenhaus, thank you so much for quoting lines from one of my favorite A. E. Houseman poems! |
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13 Jun 04 - 04:54 PM (#1206377) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: DonD After too much time indulging in Beer in Devon, you may find yourself nearby in Putts Corner. (Even if they don't know the correct spelling is -- putz.) And I sit here surrounded by over 500, sadly empty, beer bottles, all different, and not a full one in the house! |
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14 Jun 04 - 11:53 AM (#1206979) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend WARNING, the consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to disappear. |
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14 Jun 04 - 12:24 PM (#1207001) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k ^^ i dont believe you Sttaw..... so the only thing to do is set about testing your theory to see if its correct!!!! |
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15 Jun 04 - 07:09 AM (#1207588) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia I will!! I volunteer to test out Sttaw balls thoery, and it's my B.day on friday...the perfect excuse to get hammered, for scientific purposes of course...*bgrin* |
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15 Jun 04 - 07:30 AM (#1207605) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend Excellent idea Sweetpea see you in Oddies on Friday, I'll start of the experiment with your first drink, and you can sing us a song... |
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15 Jun 04 - 08:50 AM (#1207645) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k a pint of sherry |
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16 Jun 04 - 02:03 AM (#1208311) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Wilfried Schaum But the worst with beer are its 3 Hs: Beer excessively consumed makes you hungry, horny and - alas - himpotent. |
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16 Jun 04 - 04:17 AM (#1208336) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sweetfia LOL! Well, suffering from two out of three aint bad... |
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16 Jun 04 - 06:20 AM (#1208378) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: s6k i assume you didnt suffer from hungry then.... *runs away laughing* |
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16 Jun 04 - 06:46 PM (#1208919) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Shanghaiceltic Beer only kills off the weak brain cells leaving the healthy ones to thrive! I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. |
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30 Jul 04 - 08:30 AM (#1237047) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: beardedbruce I have to bring this back up... The only way to close a brewery... Check the end of the article. |
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30 Jul 04 - 09:13 AM (#1237074) Subject: RE: BS: Beer beer beer From: Sttaw Legend beardedbruce this is excellent, and we thought we'd invented it. "Last year University of Florida archeologists discovered what they think are halls for "ritual intoxication" at Cerro Baul, where Wari noblemen apparently feasted and drank.The halls "become a place where politics are negotiated and economic decisions are made." |