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BS: The Secret of Greatness

09 Jun 04 - 11:50 PM (#1204062)
Subject: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: dick greenhaus

After listening to flowery praise for the late President Reagan, it struck me that the secret of converting a lousy President to a great one is simple--he just has to die. Worked wonderfully for JFK.

Maybe there's something there for Bush?


09 Jun 04 - 11:57 PM (#1204064)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

Maybe pere and fils could double their greatness and renown together in a massive family drunk-driving experience, or something of the kind. Just for the good of the nation, y'know. Nothing personal.

A


10 Jun 04 - 02:12 AM (#1204123)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: michaelr

Yes, let's animate that thought. Great (but dead) he's likely to cause less damage than alive (but... words fail).

I advise the Resident to get back on the bicycle WHILE EATING PRETZELS!

Cheers,
Michael


10 Jun 04 - 09:26 AM (#1204291)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Rapparee

"A statesman is just a dead politician. God knows, we need more statesmen."
                                        --Penguin Opus


10 Jun 04 - 10:03 AM (#1204301)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: freda underhill

"Men are ruled, at this minute by the clock, by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern."
g.k.chesterton


10 Jun 04 - 10:14 AM (#1204306)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine

If they throw a funeral like that for a bloke like Reagan, what will they do when someone who really is great dies?

John


10 Jun 04 - 12:12 PM (#1204407)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Bill D

"...what will they do when someone who really is great dies?"

*trying to think who that might be....maybe it's a moot point*


10 Jun 04 - 12:19 PM (#1204410)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

Well, there's Elton John, Dave Brubeck, and a few poets I can think of...and Dylan, of course. That'll be a turn out!

A


10 Jun 04 - 12:43 PM (#1204427)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Rapparee

Reagan gets a state funeral 'cause he was President, not because he was some terrific sort of President. Contrary to some reports, he did not plan the funeral: a) he had Alzheimers and couldn't, but mostly, b) these things are done by a strict protocol.

The amount of misinformation coming out, though, is a tribute to his presidency. For instance, I always thought that the caissons were used to haul ammunition for cannons, not to haul the cannons themselves (although the cannons could be hooked to the caisson).

"Seven wealthy towns contend for Homer dead,
Through which the living Homer begged his bread."


10 Jun 04 - 01:23 PM (#1204457)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

Great couplet, Rapaire -- whence cometh it?

A


10 Jun 04 - 03:14 PM (#1204535)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Rapparee

'Twas written by my friend Joe Ohnemus' sister Ann.


10 Jun 04 - 03:18 PM (#1204540)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

You're really in a mood today, aren'cha, pal? Wasn't she one of the Alsop O' Sittory clan?

A


10 Jun 04 - 08:20 PM (#1204734)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: GUEST

Fame is proof that people are gullible.

Art Thieme


10 Jun 04 - 09:13 PM (#1204765)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

Yes, Art, but -- for that matter -- so is white collar crime!! :>) Maybe as we edge into our more cynical years, we will begin to assume that fame IS a white collar crime!!

A


11 Jun 04 - 09:39 AM (#1205098)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: GUEST,Larry K

And everyone knows that it is a right wing conspiracy that Reagan died in an election year.   He could have died in any other year but no...it had to be in an election year.

My guess is that George Bush had him killed to booster his polls.   Maybe one of you out there can find evidence of this.

PS:   Will Bush tell us to "win one for the Gipper" at convention?


11 Jun 04 - 03:02 PM (#1205310)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: DougR

God Amos, are you suggesting that you and your Mudcat pals can become MORE cynical? Liberame!

DougR


11 Jun 04 - 04:25 PM (#1205361)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Rapparee

Doug, I consider you a friend and don't give a drinker's tam what you consider me.


11 Jun 04 - 04:44 PM (#1205378)
Subject: RE: BS: The Secret of Greatness
From: Amos

LarryK, you're sounding a little paranoid there. Understandable, considering the mental machinations you have to put up with from your appointed resident. But we're not really out to getcha, man. Just getting the truth on the table is hard enough without trying to bump off affable old gaffers like Ronnie Reagan.

DougR, I guess we're just cynical about different things. You were cynical about Iraq harboring WMD; I was cynical about Bush breathing. Chacun a son mauvais gout.

A