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12 Jun 04 - 01:26 PM (#1205841) Subject: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I checked, but can't find that this has been done before. Often when perusing the titles of threads, I misread them and come back with a "Huh? Can't be!" Upon rereading the title I recognize my mistake, which is probably caused by reading too fast and mentally filling in the blanks to my own expectations. Anyway, here's how I've read some of the current thread titles: Reagan rupture Dicks have accents Nine Head Norsemen Hotmale trouble Ronald Reagan -- Madly Pissed How I read the thread titles may (sadly) say a lot about my mental processes! |
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12 Jun 04 - 01:53 PM (#1205858) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Amos Aw, hell, Rap -- I hate ta tell you this,man...damn---but, well, we better face it, and come to terms with the whole thing. This is not just some funny thing that happened a couple times, dude. You are, unfortunately, AGING. OVER THE HILL. GETTING OLD. LOSING IT, DUDE. ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PRIME. SLIP-SLIDIN' AWAY. Not getting any younger. I mean face it -- you're probably farting more than you'd like to hear about, too. Well, anyway, we can at least get a few laughs out of your fading eyesight. Woththell, mehitabel!! :>)) A |
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12 Jun 04 - 01:55 PM (#1205860) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Peace Rapper, I too thought it was Reagan Rupture. Sad. Very sad. |
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12 Jun 04 - 04:36 PM (#1205940) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bill D good thing there's no threads on "curcumscribed Pinnice envy" or "Hard disk non-functional" |
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12 Jun 04 - 04:39 PM (#1205943) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Not that I have that problem, but I have noted that it is like the brain, seeing a familiar letter or length of word or context, throws up words at random in the hope that one will be correct. Actually, sometimes the random puke is very funny. |
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13 Jun 04 - 07:47 AM (#1206124) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: freda underhill kangaroos in the top paddock... |
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13 Jun 04 - 09:25 AM (#1206162) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg It depends on how one learned to read, to a certain extent. People who learned by the word-recognition method (as many of us do before we go to school) tend to get it wrong sometimes, especially when tired or when it's time for new glasses. For this to work I think we need to give the thread title as it IS as well as what we SAW. Penelope Routledge OBE Penelope Routledge OB/GYN ~Susan |
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13 Jun 04 - 09:53 AM (#1206173) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee You are, unfortunately, AGING. OVER THE HILL. GETTING OLD. LOSING IT, DUDE. ON THE WRONG SIDE OF PRIME. SLIP-SLIDIN' AWAY. Not getting any younger. I mean face it -- you're probably farting more than you'd like to hear about, too. Amos, did you hear about the guy who went to the doctor, complaining that he was troubled with extremely noxious, but silent, flatulence? Told the doc that he'd already passed such gas four times since they'd been talking. Doctor said, "Well, first thing we're going to do is get your hearing checked." So if I turn off my hearing aid I'll be okay? Next thing you know you'll want me to get a rocking chair and sit in the shade all day, sippin' decaf whilst hummin' "Shine on harvest moon" and "Back in the USSR" and other old folk songs. Ya ever hum while sippin' decaf? It's messy! |
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13 Jun 04 - 10:53 AM (#1206208) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: freda underhill US big guts invading Australian politics Fat Americans have been commenting on Australian politics in recent days. Federal Labor president Carmen Lawrence said the United States administration had a lot of gall, throwing their weight round like this. Dr Lawrence's comments were the widest from any Labor figures in the wake of attacks by President George W Bush and other senior administration officials. Lawrence said that the comments were a load of blubber, and that US-Australia alliance would not be corseted by obese fat cats feeding the electorate with offel comments. But Dr Lawrence said it was unseemly for US officials to become involved in Australian menus. "Australians are a proud people and don't much like being told how much to eat by other governments," Dr Lawrence said. "The relationship between our two countries goes much wider and broader than that. Asked if she thought the US government was working to re-elect Mr Howard, Dr Lawrence said: "I have to say the bloating of some of the comments must lead to that digestion." |
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13 Jun 04 - 12:08 PM (#1206247) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Amos Very funny Freda!! LOL! Rapaire, I should learn not to sip decaf while reading your posts. You are a force of nature, even from he other side of the hill. A |
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13 Jun 04 - 12:36 PM (#1206272) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Misread Threads BS: Misread Thoughts ~S~ |
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13 Jun 04 - 04:13 PM (#1206355) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Misread messages could be disasterous, depending on who is invloved... like a conversation between China and W... darn I can't find that piece I wrote years ago, you could probably do better anyway. |
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15 Jun 04 - 10:52 AM (#1207749) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Missing Mudcatters: Where Are They? Kissing Mudcatters: Where Are They? ~S~ |
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15 Jun 04 - 04:17 PM (#1208019) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Dear Lord, I just thought it said Legendary Pot and not Legalize Pot. Maybe it's because, you know, back in the '60s, we were all...nevermind. |
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16 Jun 04 - 10:16 AM (#1208560) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Tracey Dragonsfriend "US big gums invading Australian politics" 10-foot Rowntree's Fruit Pastilles, parachuting into Melbourne... Cheers Tracey Dragonsfriend Scorch's Pyrography |
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16 Jun 04 - 01:47 PM (#1208735) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg The Basic Causes of Western Stupidity The Basic Course in Western Stupidity ~PhD |
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17 Jun 04 - 02:30 PM (#1209337) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg I think it's not me this time, but the thread title: Disney Hopper Passes Who the heck is Dis Hopper???? And what caused his demise? And why have the Clones not yet added an OBIT tag? ~S~ |
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18 Jun 04 - 03:42 AM (#1209686) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: jack halyard I'm surprised that Freda Underhill has the guts to make comments about my grammar. Still, I suppose since a lot of Howards policies do reek of obesity-and its obscene how obese (and indeed obtuse) some of our politicians have become-I can hardly object. I've decided not to be obstinate and obstruct her objectives, indeed it would be objectionable not to be objective so,Freda Underhill, right ob! |
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25 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM (#1214246) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Moon Proclaims Himself Messiah Mooh Proclaims Himself Messiah BTW, what if one was dylslexic AND had Tourrette's? ~Susan |
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25 Jun 04 - 07:19 PM (#1214464) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Honest to God: First fracture in transatlantic axis? First fracture in transatlantic anus? ~S~ |
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25 Jun 04 - 10:30 PM (#1214535) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep reading it as "Where to find rubbish in hell" |
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27 Jun 04 - 01:09 PM (#1215026) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Underrated, Underused Movie Stars Underrated, Underabused Movie Stars ~S~ |
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27 Jun 04 - 01:49 PM (#1215038) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Celtaddict Susan, all this time I have thought the thread was "Basic Cases of Western Stupidity" and I did not open read it because I have plenty of examples right here at hand.... |
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27 Jun 04 - 01:54 PM (#1215043) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg LOL! ~S~ |
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25 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM (#1256880) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I'm reading the threads with dilated pupils and it's a blast! A fart on all your horses Sheep prostate photography OFFICIAL "hide me" thread What are the anti-war people And these are just a few examples. I don't really recommend it, however. |
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26 Aug 04 - 12:18 AM (#1257064) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Intergalactic Strife: How to avoid it. Intergalactic Shite: How to avoid it. They must be getting smarter - they don't admit they posted to the wrong thread now... |
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26 Aug 04 - 06:44 AM (#1257173) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Good idea. Report all your alternative thread titles (misreading or mischieving) here. This could rid us of a lot of unneccessary threads: Father of... Uncle of... Great great aunt of ... all would have been reported here only. I dislike threads only started for the fun of the title, but I love seeing all the ideas you have. Same like the joke threads: Have them all at one place. My evil ideas were: Fatter by sprite HESPERIS IS GETTING MARRIED AND SON I' racist but I don't vote BNP Wolfgang |
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26 Aug 04 - 08:42 AM (#1257227) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep thinking that BNP is the British National Petroleum company and wondering, momentarily, why anyone would vote for it. Yes, I know better. |
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26 Aug 04 - 09:19 PM (#1257773) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie " Still, I suppose since a lot of Howards policies do reek of obesity-and its obscene how obese (and indeed obtuse) some of our politicians have become-I can hardly object. "Jack Halyard I read it as pelicans. |
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26 Aug 04 - 10:50 PM (#1257821) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: robomatic Avoid drinking while scrolling |
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26 Aug 04 - 11:27 PM (#1257842) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Misread Threads Misread Threats ~S~ |
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27 Aug 04 - 02:54 PM (#1258384) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bunker Mudcat Tavern,Grill and Flame Bucket ~S~ |
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22 Sep 04 - 10:15 PM (#1278784) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Okay, I'm tired. So I read them this way: Squirrels in my panties England trashed the Aussies Does anyone care where Kerry lives? 59% of the people in favour of haunting Fish flingers I think I'll go to bed. |
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22 Sep 04 - 11:16 PM (#1278818) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: CarolC Looks like I put my misread thread title on the wrong thread (misquotes). And now Rapaire's beat me to it on this thread (squirrels in my panties). Ah well. It's a good one. |
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04 Oct 04 - 02:04 PM (#1288441) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Erection? ~S~ |
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04 Oct 04 - 02:06 PM (#1288443) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? BS: Mount St. Helens - Volcano Watchers became Single 'Vagina Voters' Decide Election? BS: Mount St. Helens - Vagina Watchers Time to log out! :~) ~S~ |
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04 Oct 04 - 03:19 PM (#1288490) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep reading it as Singe "virginia voters" decide election? |
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04 Oct 04 - 04:00 PM (#1288512) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Once Famous I'm just glad that either way, we keep talking about vaginas. |
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04 Oct 04 - 04:55 PM (#1288556) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Toenails John reading these I Couldn't help but laugh over the story that broke on saturday last about a certain Bedford couple, one mr and mrs Peacock who decided a month before their son was born to call him Drew. went on the birth cert and all before Mr Peacock just decided to search his sons name on the web, seeking famous namesakes and was asked, Do You Mean....DROOPY COCK! What a Fkn misread that was to make huh! (no offence to anyone concerned of course) |
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06 Oct 04 - 04:13 PM (#1290545) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Stilly River Sage "BS: Pre-senile dementia in Bush" My dyslexic eyes always see "Penile dementia in Bush" Good Gawd. . . it's not only a Freudian slip of sorts, it's a really bad pun. . . SRS |
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06 Oct 04 - 04:52 PM (#1290568) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Fibula Mattock I keep reading the "flatpick" thread as "flapjack", every single time. |
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06 Oct 04 - 05:48 PM (#1290627) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee It could be worse, SRS. I keep reading it as "Pre-penile dementia in Bush," and that conjures up all sorts of mental questions and pictures. |
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06 Oct 04 - 08:33 PM (#1290768) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Stilly River Sage Rapaire, Perhaps the headline writer was calculating that we would all reduce this to "Bush is a Prick." (Which can also get really complicated if you take the politics away). SRS |
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07 Oct 04 - 09:10 AM (#1291209) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: MMario I keep seeing "Is LH a shat-head?" as "Is Little Hawk a Shetland?" which brings VERY bizaare images into my head. |
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13 Oct 04 - 12:41 PM (#1296261) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: CarolC BS: decayed presidential election? BS: World's Worst Pottery |
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28 Oct 04 - 09:48 PM (#1310129) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Tech: WOW! Submarines in the Search!!! (Canadian Submarines) |
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28 Oct 04 - 10:03 PM (#1310138) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BoTox take it all! |
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31 Oct 04 - 10:48 PM (#1312700) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Orthodox Rabbits Endorse Bush |
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01 Nov 04 - 01:02 PM (#1313283) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: MMario Ikeep reading "So how do I Linux" as "So how do I do LLamas?" Just goes to show where my mind-tack leads. |
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01 Nov 04 - 06:14 PM (#1313622) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe "Loco Fireman Words Wanted" - who wants the song about the crazy fireman? |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:03 AM (#1313950) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Liz the Squeak I keep seeing that one as 'So how do I Linus', and have a picture in my head of that boy from the Peanuts cartoons, with a bemused expression.... LTS |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:09 AM (#1313952) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay Keep hold of your blanket Liz. There's also a BS thread about rabbits supporting Bush! |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:48 AM (#1314091) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee THE ERECTION -- your thoughts. |
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02 Nov 04 - 09:58 AM (#1314099) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Shooting Blacks Wolfgang |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:05 AM (#1314103) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay We also have "The South will Rise again" !!! |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:44 AM (#1314133) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Micca I just got a Misread thread and "Thread name game" together!! it went My wood should be in soon National Celibacy day in the USA Should Bush be Impaled? |
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02 Nov 04 - 10:50 AM (#1314138) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Mingulay Bush won't be impaled if the Celibacy day comes about. Pity. |
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02 Nov 04 - 01:22 PM (#1314308) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Micca "How to keep squirrels out of Attic" Sorry I misread this as "How to keep squirrels out of Office!!!" Don't vote for Him!!! |
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02 Nov 04 - 05:56 PM (#1314559) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe "How to keep squirrels out of Attic" makes me think that is an american expression similar to keeping bats out of one's belfrey.... |
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19 Nov 04 - 03:07 PM (#1332654) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Musicians you wish you'd live to see. What's an elbow? A stinking ship? |
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19 Nov 04 - 09:56 PM (#1333078) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Chief Chaos I must be getting tired, I contributed to "When Do You Deteriorate" and then saw "When Do You Decorate" I thought I had a Miread thread there! |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:10 PM (#1349495) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Oh, dear. "What constitutes bad pot?" "Muppet in hell." "A tree falls on America." |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:11 PM (#1349497) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee And just now: "New Nightbird shite." |
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06 Dec 04 - 10:12 PM (#1349499) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: chris nightbird childs HAHAHAHAHA... *ahem* |
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06 Dec 04 - 11:05 PM (#1349539) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie LOL Actually, I have several times read it as 'New Nightbird Silo'. |
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07 Dec 04 - 07:09 AM (#1349760) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe 'Mudcat Singles' - why is there no thread about MudcatLPs & CDs? |
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07 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM (#1349850) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Crystal I misread the title of this thread (it is ironic in a wierd way!) and was wondering why a thread titled "Musical Threads" was in the BS section! Dyslexia, it is great! |
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09 Dec 04 - 09:50 AM (#1351952) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST |
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01 Jan 05 - 08:38 PM (#1369094) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Well, it continues: Burning a fiddle Whata ya got? Washing the car........ |
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04 Jan 05 - 07:28 AM (#1370753) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe What snog do you want at your funeral? |
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04 Jan 05 - 05:51 PM (#1371396) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: PoppaGator I don't always misread "Hull" as "Hell," but for some reason I ALWAYS misread "Muppet in Hull" as "Muppet in Hell." Why? |
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05 Jan 05 - 05:21 PM (#1372396) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee 's okay, I just read a thread title as "More Sperm". |
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05 Jan 05 - 07:21 PM (#1372565) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe I keep on seeing all these 'Salami Relief' threads.... |
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24 Mar 05 - 12:15 PM (#1442697) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep reading "BS: Uncle primatism-on the decline!" as "BS: Uncle priapism-on the decline!" I'm an uncle.... |
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24 Mar 05 - 12:43 PM (#1442723) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Layah I keep reading "mudcatters supporting murder" as "mudcatters sporting murder" This is a great thread, as then people can share their ideas for bastard threads without actually making them. Glad it got refreshed. |
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13 Apr 05 - 03:01 PM (#1460233) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang Unsolicitated farts - how to stop them? Wolfgang |
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26 Apr 05 - 09:44 AM (#1471178) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Combining two that were next to each other -- Michael Jackson finds Walmart. |
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28 Jun 05 - 01:56 PM (#1511783) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Wolfgang This thread may be useful for those trying to find homophones (or other parodies) to actual thread titles. No need to start a thread for a play of words, just write your idea in here: Must slim in toll errands. Wolfgang |
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28 Jun 05 - 02:13 PM (#1511795) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Thanks for the belly laugh. It's been a quiet morning. |
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31 Oct 05 - 03:35 PM (#1594373) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Catholic Priest clears his throat Catholic Priest bares his chest BS: why do you last so long I hate to brag - finding a comfortable one! BS: How often do you battle? |
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31 Oct 05 - 04:30 PM (#1594408) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Boob Snogs (Book Snobs) ~S~ |
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31 Oct 05 - 04:59 PM (#1594418) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I've read that one as Boob snobs several times. |
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31 Oct 05 - 07:02 PM (#1594512) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Do You Deteriorate for Halloween? (Do You Decorate for Halloween?) ~S~ |
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22 Nov 05 - 07:19 PM (#1611567) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Who did your ex do after you? (What did your ex do after you ? ) ~S~ |
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22 Nov 05 - 10:11 PM (#1611704) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Snap! |
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22 Nov 05 - 10:15 PM (#1611706) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Cluin Woodward blows Scooter Oh, wait.... That's what it says. |
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24 Nov 05 - 11:42 PM (#1613295) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Repent (The Meaning of Thanksgiving... Reprint) Repent overstuffing, I mean. ~S~ |
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25 Oct 06 - 12:02 PM (#1868356) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Secret Santa Claus goes nuclear. Really. That's the way I just read it. |
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10 Dec 06 - 01:16 PM (#1905436) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee The right to attack -- what a gal!! (Yes, I really read it that way.) |
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10 Dec 06 - 02:02 PM (#1905489) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie And I keep seeing "I Have Three Sets of Tits". |
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10 Dec 06 - 06:36 PM (#1905738) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: terrier I've only just seen this topic. I thought it was only me just needing new glasses. I've just read 'Pinocchio Dies'. I thought, thats really sad. |
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31 Jan 07 - 06:50 PM (#1954003) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: If You Could Murder One Mudcatter-Who? |
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01 Feb 07 - 09:24 AM (#1954516) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Nuclear weapon use in mid-East Ohio. |
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01 Feb 07 - 10:13 AM (#1954574) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Put another tickle in... (actually Put another nickle in... ) ~S~ |
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01 Feb 07 - 04:24 PM (#1954946) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Jerry Rasmussen Are Zodiac suits single or double-breasted? And, are Best Western songs about the motel chain here in the U.S.? Why not Motel 6 songs? After all, they leave the light on for you. Jerry |
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01 Feb 07 - 04:36 PM (#1954958) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Rapaire , you may be more lysdexic than I. |
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01 Feb 07 - 10:34 PM (#1955205) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg the lack of virility at video chains... ?W?T?F? Oh!-- the lack of variety at video chains... ~Susan |
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01 Feb 07 - 10:52 PM (#1955218) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg When's Britain coming into the utero? When indeed-- Probably not until: When's Britain coming into the euro? ~S~ |
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08 Feb 07 - 04:30 PM (#1961603) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Maliki doesn't want more U.S. troops 10 Worst Mistakes by US Presidents War protestors Add these three and you get a misread thread name game. Maliki doesn't want more U.S. Presidents: War protestors US pres could be lil Bushies, or cash. Large denominations are sometimes called "presidents' because they have prez pix on 'em. ~S~ |
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08 Feb 07 - 05:31 PM (#1961675) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Richard Bridge 100 |
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08 Feb 07 - 05:34 PM (#1961677) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Scoville I just now got three mixed up and saw "unlikeable violin protests". Whew. Thought my attempts at fiddling had gotten me in some hot water there for a moment. |
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08 Feb 07 - 09:54 PM (#1961859) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep reading it as Give a shit, Canada |
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04 May 07 - 10:52 AM (#2043212) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Really-- glasses failing aleready??? =================== Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Ate the Teacher's Toe! (Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho, I Bit the Teacher's Toe!) Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundlands & Labradors (Lyr Req: Songs of Newfoundland & Labrador) Tech: your movies on Youtube (Tech: your memory on Youtube) BS: My Sorcha is broke (BS: Mr Sorcha is broke) BS: First hillbilly bloom (BS: First daylilly bloom) BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in New York (UK)? (BS: Anywhere to buy a bimbo in York (UK)?) Violets Voiles Votes (Voles) BS: Giggingbox UK - specific type ?? (BS: Digigbox UK - specific type ??) ============ ~S~ |
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04 May 07 - 10:56 AM (#2043214) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Why am I supposed to misread threads? are there any dyslexics here? |
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04 May 07 - 09:04 PM (#2043600) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: terrier Nothing to do with Dyslexia. More to do with scan reading the large number of semi meaningless thread titles. :) |
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18 May 07 - 08:09 PM (#2056010) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Does Being Drunk Matter? (Does Being Dark Matter?) BS: Fer like, horses, eh..... (BS: Fer like, hosers, eh..... ) ~S~ |
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19 May 07 - 04:10 AM (#2056228) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: John MacKenzie Giant Kangaroo ? |
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19 May 07 - 04:18 AM (#2056230) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Boing! Said Giok... |
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02 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM (#2066611) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg What's your primate name? (What's your pirate name?) ~S~ |
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02 Jun 07 - 02:36 PM (#2066622) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Old Sailor-Posts (early 1900s) Old Sailor-Poets (early 1900's) |
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03 Jun 07 - 05:07 AM (#2067031) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: John Hardly Can We Afford Bifocals? (Can We Afford Biofuels?) irony, eh? |
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03 Jun 07 - 05:30 AM (#2067043) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Liz the Squeak I keep seeing that one as bifocals too.. but that could be because I need them. LTS |
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03 Jun 07 - 01:31 PM (#2067357) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: John Hardly "I keep seeing that one as bifocals too" Wow, Liz, that makes up almost like identical twins. Except for your having multiplying tits and all. |
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03 Jun 07 - 11:17 PM (#2067816) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Can We Afford Brothels? (Can We Afford Biofuels?) ~S~ |
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03 Jun 07 - 11:47 PM (#2067825) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Alice What's your private name? |
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04 Jun 07 - 10:06 AM (#2068127) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: open mike Bookmark! the source for facts when i read it i substituted an "r" for the "c" in "fact", so i started a thread by that title complete with a link to a movie of a guy lighting a candle with a fart.. funny thing, i do not think SPAW has posted there yet, I thought it would be his flatulant...i mean favorite |
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04 Jun 07 - 08:22 PM (#2068669) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg What would you do to your dog? (What would you do for your dog?) ~S~ |
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05 Jun 07 - 06:31 AM (#2068904) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: BuckMulligan I just saw a thread titled "Bed wetting memories" - when I looked again someone had changed it to "Best wedding memories" which looks a good deal more boring. |
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05 Jun 07 - 06:55 AM (#2068918) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: DMcG Not a thread title, but I read a sign a few months back, which actually said "XXX - improving the image of construction". To me, it said "XXX - improving the image of castration" |
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05 Jun 07 - 01:46 PM (#2069265) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Declan Appropriately- First Misquote of the new summer First Mosquitoe (sic) of the new summer. |
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05 Jun 07 - 05:02 PM (#2069433) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Are there any EYELIDS near Liverpool? (Are there any ceilidhs near Liverpool?) ~S~ |
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06 Jun 07 - 09:37 AM (#2069931) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Mickey191 Guess I'm the third one on Bi-focals too. The other one: the Dinos in the bible thread--I've mentally said dEEnos a hundred times. |
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06 Jun 07 - 09:55 AM (#2069945) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Dino's from the Flintstones, or from Las Vegas? Cuz I'm with you on that one, with both images colliding every time I see it! :~) ~S~ |
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06 Jun 07 - 02:18 PM (#2070105) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Mickey191 Dino from the rat pack! For some weird reason-I say well I'll not think that again. But I Do! Then I smile-and think he shudda been! |
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06 Jun 07 - 05:03 PM (#2070234) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Well, good, cuz next time I get called on the carpet to answer questions about creationism-- not a doctrine our denomination is backing as literal BTW-- I'll break the tension with this Dino thing! Cuz Dino might not be in the Bible, but the rest of the Rat Pack are so we can assume he's one of the many implied instead of mentioned by name! ~Susan |
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10 Jun 07 - 05:16 PM (#2073129) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Selling my Leg - Harry K. (Selling my Mg - Harry K.) BS: Misheard Threads (BS: Misread Threads) ~S~ |
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10 Jun 07 - 11:44 PM (#2073320) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie I may as well admit it: Pleasant, satisfying moves (Pleasant, satisfying movies ) Exercising for Charley (Exercising for Charity) |
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17 Jun 07 - 02:46 PM (#2079395) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Aiming Select Sunnis (Arming Select Sunnis) Beast feeding in public (Breast feeding in public ) Fast Breeding in public (Fest Breeding in public ) |
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21 Jun 07 - 10:59 AM (#2083112) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg I swear I've misread this one lotsa times! BS: Selling my Leg - Harry K. (BS: Selling my Mg - Harry K.) ~S~ |
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25 Jun 07 - 07:52 AM (#2086288) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Morning eye-goop blended these two: Non musical chairs BS: The Bulbous Thread into: BS: Non-Biblical Chairs ~S~ |
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05 Jul 07 - 01:46 PM (#2094865) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I just read it as: Do you think it's ok for a man to play a maj 7th? and wondered why it wouldn't be. |
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12 Sep 07 - 09:05 AM (#2147244) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg I got: Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!! Out of: Back to the Front- news note Happy Belated Birthmonth Joe Offer!!! (multitasking before awake with too much blood in my caffeine stream) ~S~ |
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12 Sep 07 - 09:18 AM (#2147255) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg And: Why should everyone vote? Out of: Should everyone vote? Obit: Jane Wyman (10 Sept 2007) ~S~ |
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12 Sep 07 - 09:52 AM (#2147293) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: TheSnail WYSIWYG Harry Belafonte Related to Joe Offer!!! Really? I had that as - Happy Related Behemoth to Joe Offer!!! |
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12 Sep 07 - 01:00 PM (#2147470) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg We should swap glasses sometime just for variety. :~) ~S~ |
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12 Sep 07 - 11:31 PM (#2147936) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I've been reading BS: Help! info on Woody's Cook-In Sauce as BS: Help! info on Woody's Cock-In-Sauce and I shall refraim from further comment. |
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14 Sep 07 - 11:47 AM (#2149185) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Bush declares war on American people BS: Bush declares war on Appalachian people YOU decide which one's the "real" and which one's the "misread"! :~) :~( ~S~ |
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14 Sep 07 - 04:16 PM (#2149403) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Once again, I read On Same-Sex Marriages as On Same-Sex Marines and wondered what the big deal was. |
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23 Sep 07 - 10:42 AM (#2155640) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg DOG MELODEON WANTED (DG MELODEON WANTED) Well, it IS Mudcat-- innit? ~S~ |
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01 Oct 07 - 06:52 PM (#2161459) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Replacements for incandescent thighs !!!!!!!!!! (BS: Replacements for incandescent lights) ~S~ |
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01 Oct 07 - 09:24 PM (#2161545) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Town morals for BS: Town murals |
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08 Oct 07 - 07:14 PM (#2166880) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Secret Santa Massages '07 (Secret Santa Messages '07) Rats! ~S~ |
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16 Oct 07 - 01:02 PM (#2172416) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: How to end the US occupation of Idaho (The Larry Craig thread was just above it.) |
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16 Oct 07 - 10:34 PM (#2172675) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Genie Foolestroupe, I kinda like the idea of "snogs" at my funeral. *g* As for misread threads, I sometimes read the words right, but not the intent. As in: Craft stalls at festivals Just who is this Craft person, and why does he or she stall at festivals. Inquiring minds want to know. |
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17 Oct 07 - 08:57 AM (#2172915) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee And does Craft stall only at festivals or also elsewhere? |
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17 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM (#2172971) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: TheSnail "The Craft" is what insiders call Freemasonry. (I just happen to know.) It sounds as if the secret handshakes aren't going down too well at festivals. |
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17 Oct 07 - 10:57 AM (#2172992) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Signs Of Santy The reindeer hooves on rooves aren't enough? Oh-- it's BS: Signs Of SANITY That explains it. ~S~ |
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15 Nov 07 - 11:51 AM (#2194494) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Canadians taste Polish man in airport (eeeeew! sausage??!!??) Canadians TASER Polish man in airport (O, that's alright then!) ~Susan |
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15 Nov 07 - 03:06 PM (#2194646) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Naive Behaviors in Mudcat Society (Native Behaviors in Mudcat Society) ~S~ |
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15 Nov 07 - 03:11 PM (#2194649) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Stealing eggs from the pros (Stealing GIGS from....) |
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15 Nov 07 - 05:09 PM (#2194787) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg You egg-sucking DOG, Rap. ~S~ |
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15 Nov 07 - 05:31 PM (#2194810) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Well, yes. Yes, I am. Chocolate eggs. |
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30 Nov 07 - 12:03 AM (#2205276) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Sorry about my funeral!! - JeZeBeL (Sorry about my funwall!! - JeZeBeL) ~S~ |
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30 Nov 07 - 09:18 AM (#2205466) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee WWII Cleared for Public Release (WWII Archives Cleared for Public Release) |
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01 Dec 07 - 12:14 PM (#2206305) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg REAL benefits from REAL Winter Sun (RNLI benefits from Herts Winter Sing) ~S~ |
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19 Dec 07 - 10:53 AM (#2218945) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Frank Hamilton and my musical wife............ !?!?!?!?!?! ...... Oh, my bad! Frank Hamilton and my musical life. ~S~ |
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25 Dec 07 - 01:41 AM (#2222245) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but (BS: I said I wasn't gonna TELL ya, but) BS: I said I wasn't gonna kill ya, but I wasn't gonna tell ya, but.... Aiee! ~S~ |
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28 Dec 07 - 09:11 PM (#2224069) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Wow! I thought I'd found the perfect example of a Catter that needs to get a life! I'm Speaking to Blowup Dolls... But no, it was just: I'm going to be an inlaw.......... Speaking of Blowup Dolls... And THAT one belongs in the Thread Name Game! :~) ~Susan |
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28 Dec 07 - 10:55 PM (#2224104) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: I'm going to be an inlay..... |
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07 Apr 08 - 11:45 AM (#2309134) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Too early for blueballs? (BS: Too early for bluebells?) Too much pudering for these old eyes! ~S~ |
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07 Apr 08 - 09:22 PM (#2309688) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Mark Penn's Hates I also read it as BS: Hilary adopts Tanya Harding |
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13 Apr 08 - 02:13 PM (#2314384) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Rescue Santas. Thank you so much BS: Rescue Panties. Thank you so much |
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13 Apr 08 - 07:45 PM (#2314606) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bill D You see what you want to see. |
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14 Apr 08 - 04:02 PM (#2315492) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Thumb steps on english concertina Poor concertina! (Thumb straps on english concertina) ~S~ |
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01 Aug 08 - 10:09 AM (#2403044) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I just combined two thread titles which were separated by a couple of other threads and came up with this: Cheech and Chong Do Not Speak For McCain |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:25 PM (#2462522) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this? -sob I see it as Would YOU be happy if Rig did this? Giok's Bday... aka John MacKenzie - sob I see Giok's Baby...aka John MacKenzie The Gnome is Back:-) - The Throne is Black Lint On A Blanket: Help - Life on a Blanket ai ai ai I just did a preview and saw, clear as day: Life in a Blanket. |
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10 Oct 08 - 05:55 PM (#2462538) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee You think that's bad, I keep reading Would YOU be happy if Rep. did this? as Would YOU be happy if Rap. did this? |
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10 Oct 08 - 08:56 PM (#2462652) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie lol Well, would you? Would you? |
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18 Nov 08 - 04:16 PM (#2497069) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Since I learned to read primarily by word-recognition, I've always been subject to misreadings by conflation. Today: Priest bars Obama Supporters from Communion plus Pirates capture Saudi oil tanker became Priest captures Saudi oil tanker! ~S~ |
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20 Nov 08 - 06:48 PM (#2498883) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: frogprince "Birth Control While Singing". |
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01 Dec 08 - 02:06 PM (#2505116) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Obama moving in tonight? That would be cool! But.... Obama moving to the right? ~S~ |
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01 Dec 08 - 02:44 PM (#2505161) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: JohnInKansas Immediately after seeing the infamous "Ethiopian Scam" etc. thread(s) here, an item at MSNBC (no longer up) looked like a new one: "Liberian leaves 2.2 million to college" Gotta be a SCAM! (OK, it was "LIBRARIAN" leaves ...) John |
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01 Dec 08 - 10:02 PM (#2505499) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Kendall's Wealth |
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02 Dec 08 - 11:52 AM (#2505944) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Bobert Drives Beer to Suicide |
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02 Dec 08 - 03:01 PM (#2506128) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell The Invitation From Hell |
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06 May 09 - 02:49 PM (#2625651) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Time for new glasses-- comes too soon this year... BS: Growing my heart back (BS: Growing my beard back) and Blindness or daftness (Blindness or deafness) ~S~ |
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06 May 09 - 03:03 PM (#2625664) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Growing my head back. |
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06 May 09 - 03:04 PM (#2625670) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg [snrk] Please don't, we like you as you are! :~) ~S~ |
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06 May 09 - 06:37 PM (#2625827) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Maine Makes Same Sex Marriage Legal I read as Maine Makes Some Sex Legal |
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31 May 09 - 01:24 PM (#2644955) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg The Cuckoo is Pretty Dead (The Cuckoo is a Pretty Bird) ~S~ |
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01 Jun 09 - 11:09 AM (#2645583) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: jeddy thank you so much for creating this thread i have laughed my sock off all the way through paticularly the peacocks!!!! igot dead excited at the my tits have multiplied oh the dissapointment! |
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01 Jun 09 - 11:41 AM (#2645609) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg No fun to kick a toad (Well DUH, who would want to do that?!?!?!) But it's really: No fun to lick a toad ~S~ |
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02 Jun 09 - 01:42 PM (#2646663) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg How is that, every year, I need the new glasses earlier and earlier in the year, but the "health" benefits STILL only cover them 12 months apart? Am I the only one adding WalMart-quality cheaters on top of my prescription specs??? Midsummer, De Clutterbugs are gone! (Midsummer De-Clutterbugs are here! 2009) ~S~ |
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02 Jun 09 - 03:17 PM (#2646746) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: WalkaboutsVerse It depends on one's budget, of course - down on our luck, we may be forced to opt for retreads. |
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02 Jun 09 - 06:31 PM (#2646928) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee No fun to lick a tool. (That is, toad.) |
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03 Jun 09 - 04:30 AM (#2647153) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: WalkaboutsVerse Further to my last post: I haven't owned a car for donkeys years, but there used to be a way of checking if we had enough left via a credit card, or such lick. |
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03 Jun 09 - 08:57 AM (#2647301) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I bought some retreads back in my college days -- they blew out and caused the young lady and myself several weeks of worry. |
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04 Jun 09 - 06:10 AM (#2648015) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: WalkaboutsVerse Yes, Rapaire, retreads can certainly be more costly in the long run. |
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10 Jun 09 - 09:49 AM (#2653126) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Teak Oil Rangers (Teak Oil Dangers) ~S~ |
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11 Jun 09 - 10:31 AM (#2653967) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg This thread is kinda like self-reporting all KINDS of dysfunctions! Folk Against Erections (Folk Against Fascism) ~S~ |
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11 Jun 09 - 10:36 AM (#2653973) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Whoops! Jesus to be outlawed! WTF...... Oh! Jeans to be outlawed! :~) ~S~ |
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12 Jun 09 - 10:22 PM (#2655377) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Who's next: Iran or Kansas? |
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13 Jun 09 - 11:48 AM (#2655612) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Jesus to be outlawed! Wizzy, that's exactly how I've been reading it! |
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13 Jun 09 - 05:14 PM (#2655781) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Mus' be true then. Conspiracy! ~S~ |
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15 Jun 09 - 12:37 PM (#2657001) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Eating cats is heart-healthy |
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15 Jun 09 - 04:43 PM (#2657178) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam how much room for a hose concert what exactly is a hose concert? |
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15 Jun 09 - 04:48 PM (#2657183) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam should I keep my nephew out of Amy |
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15 Jun 09 - 05:33 PM (#2657222) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Is Fox a News Organization??? (Is Fox News a Terrorist Organization???) ~S~ |
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15 Jun 09 - 08:06 PM (#2657314) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Jack Campin BS: easily erected *en*s - recommendations? |
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21 Jun 09 - 10:41 AM (#2661446) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Folklore: Do kids still do crapping rhymes? No.... must be Folklore: Do kids still do crappy rhymes? Oh. Folklore: Do kids still do clapping rhymes? OK then! ~S~ |
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21 Jun 09 - 03:37 PM (#2661621) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Oh, it was 200! BS: Plastic Teddy Bear (BS: Plastic Paddy slur) ~S~ |
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22 Jun 09 - 01:50 PM (#2662213) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Plastic Paddy slut |
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22 Jun 09 - 02:46 PM (#2662260) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Misread posts: Plastic Paddy shit (Plastic Paddy slut) ~S |
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22 Jun 09 - 06:45 PM (#2662414) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Romulans flee Belfast homes after attack |
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23 Jun 09 - 05:55 PM (#2663060) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Origin Of John Henry--part TWO becomes Organ of John Henry--part TWO |
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26 Jun 09 - 11:42 AM (#2665290) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Babes (BS: Confederation Cup Invasion Of The Bees) ~S~ |
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26 Jun 09 - 02:18 PM (#2665370) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: meself What's on in Her Bed, UK; Permathread (What's on in Hert/Beds ... ) |
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26 Jun 09 - 09:23 PM (#2665663) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Missed threads (for this one!) |
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29 Jun 09 - 10:08 PM (#2667691) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Musing On Wannabes (BS: Musing On Wimbledon) ~S~ |
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03 Jul 09 - 04:27 PM (#2670919) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam ok well this one is a mystery to me why did I read a conundrum solution wanted as a condom solution wanted I blame the heat. |
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06 Jul 09 - 05:18 PM (#2673226) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg charlie brown wrote Nine Pound Hammer (charlie bowman wrote Nine Pound Hammer) ~S~ |
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06 Jul 09 - 05:21 PM (#2673230) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Ever seen Elvis fly? (Ever seen Elvis live?) Yes, and no. ~S~ |
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09 Aug 09 - 12:01 PM (#2696413) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Another experience I suspect will be frequent-- now that I use "Messages Since Last Visit" a lot-- is scanning the titles listed there to find threads of interest (and misreading them hilariously). Amplifying a pumpkin (Amplifying a mandolin) ... which I only caught because I had already seen the thread correctly, earlier! Who knows how many I have misread, going too fast, and didn't know it! :~) ~S~ |
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10 Aug 09 - 09:00 AM (#2696909) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Hat laws. |
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10 Aug 09 - 04:25 PM (#2697178) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Withering ballocks. |
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16 Aug 09 - 10:52 PM (#2701981) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: bulky singles dating ? (BS: folky singles dating ?) ~S~ |
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26 Aug 09 - 08:09 PM (#2709459) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Folklore: Who did you do in the van, Ewan? (Folklore: What did you do in the war, Ewan?) ~S~ |
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02 Sep 09 - 09:49 PM (#2715095) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Mudcat Poverty Corner Oh I say it IS crowded.... Uh.... Mudcat Poetry Corner ~S~ |
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04 Sep 09 - 06:24 PM (#2716446) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg I swear I am NOT kidding: BS: A nation founded on BS threads (BS: A nation founded on injustice? + The Mother of all BS threads) ~S~ |
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15 Sep 09 - 10:50 AM (#2724136) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Uncle Joe's Mini Balls (Joe WHO?!?!?!?!?) (Who's been TELLING?!?!?!?!) OH!!! Uncle Joes Lint Balls?!?!?!?!? That's OK then.... Oh. "Uncle Joes Mint Balls." ~S~ |
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30 Sep 09 - 12:01 AM (#2734715) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Alice Any potheads out there? oh.. it really is Any parrotheads out there? |
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03 Oct 09 - 09:19 AM (#2737245) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Water Aid - wet again? (Water Aid - wot again?) ~S~ |
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03 Oct 09 - 10:50 AM (#2737279) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam I read The BNP conundrum The BNP Condum which ain't such a bad idea. and Trombones at sessions as Thrombosis at sessions which can be true too if you sit for a long time on a hard pub chair with heavy instrument on your lap. |
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03 Oct 09 - 11:46 AM (#2737322) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg The Misread Thread Name-Game gave me this: How many Mudcats have bugs? (How many Mudcats have cats!?/ New or startling bugs in your area) ~S~ |
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03 Oct 09 - 12:04 PM (#2737331) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Home Education YUK (where the Y came from I have no idea) |
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04 Oct 09 - 11:15 AM (#2737968) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg What is Micca????? (Where is Micca?????) ~S~ |
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04 Oct 09 - 10:34 PM (#2738519) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee How Many Mudcats Eat Cats? |
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04 Oct 09 - 11:06 PM (#2738533) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Alice Newfangled songs (really is Newfoundland song) |
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04 Oct 09 - 11:53 PM (#2738544) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Help! Weird Child in Corner |
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07 Oct 09 - 04:24 PM (#2740685) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg One of the Gilda Radner SNL News characters would have field day with THIS one-- I can just see her stirring up all the Gibson owners: Vaulting a Gibson (Valuing a Gibson) "Nevermind!" ~S~ |
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09 Oct 09 - 03:05 PM (#2742260) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam Dell Suck became Sell Duck I Mrs. Geoff had put him in the mudcat auction. Quack |
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09 Oct 09 - 04:29 PM (#2742340) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I keep reading it as "BS: Gordon Bok's Labour conference" |
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09 Oct 09 - 04:32 PM (#2742345) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee And BS: UK immigration too high? reads as BS: UK ammunition too high? |
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14 Oct 09 - 03:00 PM (#2745809) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam Guitar Bellying Dang first thought it said guitar belly dancing. Damn that is versatile. |
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14 Oct 09 - 03:18 PM (#2745823) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Genie I'm just lysdexic enough that I initially read this thread title as "TS Eliot named the nation's favourite pet" Genie |
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14 Oct 09 - 03:33 PM (#2745843) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Alice I thought it was... The God THREAT to end all GOD THREATS |
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14 Oct 09 - 03:48 PM (#2745858) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Genie Every time I see a a thread about Nadia Cattouse I read it as "Nadia CatHouse" |
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15 Oct 09 - 02:53 AM (#2746254) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: VirginiaTam Oh dear I just saw the lyr/tune request for Jesus is a "Waymaker take out the "yma" and replace with "n" |
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15 Oct 09 - 06:45 PM (#2747048) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Genie And I just read a thread as "The Three Cows folk group." (Didn't notice that "r" at first.) |
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18 Oct 09 - 09:58 PM (#2747657) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Joe_F I have repeatedly read "What happened to Shag Connor?" as "Who happened to shag Connor?" |
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20 Oct 09 - 09:48 PM (#2749114) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Odd Cemeteries (BS: Old Cemeteries) ~S~ |
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09 Nov 09 - 11:20 AM (#2762799) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg ...dark unfathomed caves of ocean beer.. (...dark unfathomed caves of ocean bear..) ~S~ |
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10 Nov 09 - 10:44 AM (#2763447) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Mr Happy Bury St. Edmunds sessions Would that be an instruction? |
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16 Nov 09 - 11:04 AM (#2767018) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Goat Boats (Ships o' Fools) (BS: Great Boats (Ships o' Fools) ) (I was thinking the "little people" in another current thread would crew it.) ~S~ |
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16 Nov 09 - 02:24 PM (#2767163) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Woman joins The Red Arrows BS: Women join The Red Army |
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17 Nov 09 - 04:41 AM (#2767583) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: WalkaboutsVerse To change or not to change...make do?...risk a puncture miles from home..?! |
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23 Nov 09 - 07:54 AM (#2771659) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Mr Happy At a fleeting glance thought one said 'Hopeless Harmonisers!' |
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27 Nov 09 - 03:10 PM (#2775071) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wings back! ? (BS: Ooh, yes please, cut my wages back! ?) ~S~ |
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27 Nov 09 - 03:38 PM (#2775085) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: LilyFestre Just read Susan's post and at first thought it said, "Ooh, yes please, cut my wigs back!" ;) Michelle |
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05 Dec 09 - 01:05 PM (#2781398) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Overcoming Child Stars - Thoughts? (Upcoming Child Stars - Thoughts?) ~S~O |
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05 Dec 09 - 03:53 PM (#2781517) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Sacking the Tower |
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05 Dec 09 - 10:43 PM (#2781801) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Why Guys Should Not Marry, Simplified (Why Gays Should Not Marry, Simplified) ~S~ |
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06 Dec 09 - 07:16 AM (#2781978) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Lyr Req: Vaughn Monroe Song - Navajo Nose? (Lyr Req: Vaughn Monroe Song - Navajo Rose?) Lyr Req: 'Auctioneer, don't smell our house...' (Lyr Req: 'Auctioneer, don't sell our house...') ~S~ |
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08 Dec 09 - 02:36 PM (#2783953) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg This one's been persistent: BS: World Cup seedlings (BS: World Cup seedings) ~S~ |
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30 Dec 09 - 12:14 PM (#2799366) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Tech: Where are your lives? What takes space? Tech: Where are your files? What takes space? === Good reminder from strokebrain. ~S~ |
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31 Dec 09 - 01:01 AM (#2799823) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Fast away the old year's asses (BS: Fast away the old year passes) I wish! :~) ~S~ |
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31 Dec 09 - 06:21 AM (#2799903) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Ten Little Nuns (BS: Tiny Little Nuns) ~S~ |
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31 Dec 09 - 06:57 PM (#2800458) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Genie DK if it's so much that I misread this one as that I misunderstood it: BS: Gas generators -info & opinions? I facetiously posted that at first I thought, from the title, that the thread was about Spaw. But that was only partly facetious. I did - until I read some detail about the recommended generators -- take the title to mean the thread was about machines that generate gas. I had never heard of such equipment (aside from flatulent humans and other mammals) and wasn't sure if it was some new technology to bypass the Gas. Company and retrieve your own natural gas, or maybe some method of capturing methane (e.g., from your farting cows or your compost heap) to be used as fuel. It was only after reading some detailed posts that I realized it was about gas-powered electricity generators, not gas-generating equipment. |
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31 Dec 09 - 09:50 PM (#2800544) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Film : Avatar I keep reading as BS: Film : Vibrator and wondering.... |
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11 Jan 10 - 11:51 AM (#2809124) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Goat (BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Grout) ~S~ |
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11 Jan 10 - 12:02 PM (#2809134) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Watch The Fear BS: Watch The Bear ~S~ |
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11 Jan 10 - 04:10 PM (#2809389) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Getting Coffee Out of a Goat (BS: Getting Coffee Stains off Goat) Really! ~S~ |
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13 Jan 10 - 05:33 PM (#2811269) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,WYS-out Adopting a person via songwriting (Adopting a persona in songwriting) ~S~ |
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14 Jan 10 - 08:04 AM (#2811688) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Dave Roberts So it's not just me. There's a current BS thread: Help: Need to block Explicit Sites which, try as I might, continually appears to my eyes as Help: No Need to block Explicit Sites |
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05 Feb 10 - 04:16 PM (#2830943) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Over several days: BS: What gun can you use in a microwave? BS: What glove can you use in a microwave? BS: What gnu can you use in a microwave? (BS: What glue can you use in a microwave?) ~S~ |
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08 Feb 10 - 04:00 PM (#2833266) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Moose in beer bottle (BS: Mouse in beer bottle) ~S~ |
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10 Feb 10 - 12:50 PM (#2835119) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Torture in a civilised thread ?~?~?~?!!!?~?~? (BS: Torture in a civilised world) ~S~ |
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10 Feb 10 - 07:21 PM (#2835557) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Should folk songs be banned in folk forums? (Should folk songs be sung in folk clubs?) I kid you not-- I really "saw" that. (I'm in the wrong glasses on the wrong monitor.) ~S~ |
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10 Feb 10 - 07:36 PM (#2835569) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: JohnInKansas One news page I visit fairly often recently ran - for several days - " *** elects fat lady premier " At least that's what I saw every time I opened the page. (" *** elects 1st lady premier " ?) Even as written, it seems a bit ambiguous to me; but then headline writing is an art of sorts. John |
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12 Feb 10 - 11:25 AM (#2837166) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Canadian Rose Commander charged with murder (BS: Canadian Base Commander charged with murder) (Canadian Rose is one of my workout songs) ~S~ |
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07 Mar 10 - 05:35 PM (#2858618) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Declutterers March 2010 Like a Lion becomes BS: March 2010 Declutterers Would Like a Loan |
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23 May 10 - 02:41 PM (#2912633) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Most Beautiful Thong In The World? |
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10 Jun 10 - 12:46 PM (#2924692) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: frogprince Papal Scam Warning |
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10 Jun 10 - 07:16 PM (#2925061) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Paypal scam warning has become Papal scam warning Papal scum warming Paypal scum warning Papal scum warning People scum warning and I expect I will misread it even more. |
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10 Jun 10 - 10:09 PM (#2925157) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Frogprince and I sometimes see the same things! |
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30 Jun 10 - 01:44 PM (#2937395) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Have seen: BS: Defecating Deer in the Garden BS: Defeatist Deer in the Garden BS: Deflating Deer in the Garden BS: Deflated Deer in the Garden When it was: BS: Defeating Deer in the Garden ~S~ |
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07 Jul 10 - 07:34 PM (#2941456) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: self deprecation and humour/humor becomes BS: self decapitation of humour/humor |
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08 Jul 10 - 07:19 PM (#2942059) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Okay, now I just read it as BS: self defecation and humour/humor |
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08 Jul 10 - 11:21 PM (#2942162) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie Big Dog, Small Dog |
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22 Jul 10 - 06:58 PM (#2950190) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Who Sang for Your Funeral? (What Song for Your Funeral?) Think about it! ~S~ |
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28 Aug 10 - 06:44 PM (#2974833) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: How to stop hotdogs from fouling your lawns (Homer & Jethro / How to stop cats/dogs from fouling your lawns) ~S~ |
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29 Aug 10 - 02:00 PM (#2975289) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Ebbie You too,Susan? I kept reading it as How to stop cats/dogs from FONDLING your lawns. |
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29 Aug 10 - 05:16 PM (#2975408) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg LOL! ~S~ |
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29 Aug 10 - 09:59 PM (#2975571) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: The Fooles Troupe Snot the Whitby Concertina Player ... 'nuff said .... |
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08 Sep 10 - 10:39 AM (#2982330) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: A Thought (protecting mosquitoes) BS: A Thought (protecting mosques) ~S~ |
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13 Sep 10 - 11:20 AM (#2985755) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Bude Session 14 Sleep with Valmai! nonononono0000....! Bude Session 14 Sep with Valmai! ~S~ |
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13 Sep 10 - 04:28 PM (#2986028) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Micca All week i have been "reading" Burning Koreans!!!!! of course it should be Burning Korans |
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21 Sep 10 - 08:30 PM (#2991161) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Reduce Sanity' (BS: Jon Stewarts 'Rally to Restore Sanity') ~S~ |
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02 Oct 10 - 04:51 PM (#2998285) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: ? Raise the voltage age to.... (BS: ? Raise the voting age to....) (So it's NOT about capital punishment?) ~S~ |
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06 Oct 10 - 02:08 PM (#3001140) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Tea Party = Flavored Economic Model (BS: Tea Party = Flawed Economic Model) ~S~ |
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30 Oct 10 - 08:36 AM (#3019217) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: True Test of a Midchuck (BS: Happy Birthday Midchuck BS: True Test of an Atheist) Not a comment, just that my eyes were crossed and I conflated the two threads. ~Susan |
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30 Oct 10 - 11:16 AM (#3019274) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Invest in your pot dealer = BS: Investigate your pot dealer |
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30 Oct 10 - 11:27 AM (#3019283) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Keith Richards in the box (Keith Richards on the box) Penalty box, hockey-- image too funny ~S~ |
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30 Oct 10 - 10:02 PM (#3019677) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder became BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colon Collapse Disorder |
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30 Oct 10 - 10:38 PM (#3019703) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg The only way I knew this was wrong and not a MudJoke-- I know beekeeping. BS: Possible cause of CCD - Colon Collapse Disorder (BS: Possible cause of CCD-Colony Collapse Disorder) ~S~ |
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31 Oct 10 - 03:25 AM (#3019795) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity My Word!!..We've reached the point of discussing collapsed colons!?..That is some tight shit, we're in! GfS |
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31 Oct 10 - 07:09 AM (#3019866) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Grishka Man of Double Deed -> Man of Double Reed (oboe, bassoon ...; here, I couldn't resist to write an entry.) |
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07 Nov 10 - 07:54 PM (#3026258) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Turning into my parents. I am my father. became BS: Turning in my pants. I am fatter. |
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08 Nov 10 - 09:37 PM (#3027240) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: What get's you toungued??? (BS: What get's you torqued???) ~S~ |
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09 Nov 10 - 10:15 AM (#3027579) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Well, I finally did it. Misread two in a row and combined them! BS: Start Drooling Ladies-Connery Nude Found and BS: Rhubarb juice became: Start Drooling Ladies -- Rhubarb juice found |
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21 Nov 10 - 12:18 PM (#3037390) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: We've never Told you so! (BS: We've never had it so good. Told you so!) ~S~ |
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20 Dec 10 - 09:34 AM (#3057777) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Hubby traveling in wintry weather for ministry, so: Advent Weather Event Cancellations (Adverse Weather Event Cancellations /Obit: Don Van Vliet (Captain Beefheart) 1941-2010 ~S~ |
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09 Mar 11 - 08:29 PM (#3110777) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Why would you sing Peggy and the Soldier? (Would you sing Peggy and the Soldier) ~S~ |
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24 Mar 11 - 07:21 PM (#3120772) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Where do all the penises go? (BS: Where do all the pens go?) Silly, everyone knows they went to the Pen Ilends. Or, "everyone knows they went to Pen Island." ~Susan-on-son's-puder |
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24 Mar 11 - 08:27 PM (#3120823) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Fired for not believing in Italy instead of BS: Fired for not believing in hell Don't ask, because I don't know why I read it that way. I've never even BEEN to Italy. |
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07 Apr 11 - 07:05 PM (#3130922) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: If you talk to your pants, ...... (BS: If you talk to your plants, ......) I'd have opened THAT one! ~S~ |
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08 Apr 11 - 06:19 PM (#3131578) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entrails (BS: Chemtrails Contrails & Entails) |
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30 Apr 11 - 10:56 AM (#3145313) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Any comic book readers here ? Bullock Smithy Stan Lee songs Both a namegame and a misread threads group-- cuz it's actually Stan GEE songs. ~S~ |
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30 Apr 11 - 01:31 PM (#3145383) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: BrooklynJay BS: Polio season starts May 1 (BS: Polo season starts May 1) |
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25 May 11 - 10:13 PM (#3160619) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: The Rapture: ... Mudville Style... (BS: The Rapture: Saturday May 21st 2011/BS: 'The Dozens'.. Mudville Style... ~S~ |
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26 May 11 - 10:12 AM (#3160823) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg My first white attempt (My first website attempt) (I had just been doing some anti-racism correspondence about reparations, but no-- it was too good to be true!) ~S~ |
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26 May 11 - 01:18 PM (#3160917) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Why should anyone mis read threads? |
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26 May 11 - 01:33 PM (#3160923) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity That explains it!!..now I feel better!! GfS |
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29 May 11 - 11:10 PM (#3162400) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Lyr Req: The Loo Song from that scene in Jaws (Lyr Req: song from that scene in Jaws/Lyr Req: The Loo Song (from The Corries) ~S~ |
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30 May 11 - 09:19 AM (#3162596) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: MGM·Lion Here are two recent candidates ~~ Perversion of U.S. Constitution & Values Spanking new Nigerian Scam |
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30 May 11 - 03:53 PM (#3162779) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: How can DNA terrorize a person? (BS: How can DNA convict a person?) |
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31 May 11 - 12:51 PM (#3163151) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Peter Laban gun has to quit smoking |
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31 May 11 - 01:58 PM (#3163192) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg LOLOLOLOL>>>>>.......... ~S~ |
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31 May 11 - 10:36 PM (#3163466) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are delicious. (BS: 1 in 10 Mudcatters are dyslexic.) |
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01 Jun 11 - 06:50 AM (#3163612) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Patsy It's quite easy to misread a thread, no glasses, screen glare, migraine, hangover...... |
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01 Jun 11 - 07:02 AM (#3163618) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Dr, Who truths about Fox gettin unrine smell outta carpet studying memorial day stories in Guam |
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02 Jun 11 - 06:01 AM (#3164093) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Alan Whittle Lyric reqd: I shall not piss this way again (Rod McKuen) |
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02 Jun 11 - 09:04 AM (#3164160) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Patsy Misread Threats! |
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14 Jun 11 - 10:49 AM (#3170462) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS:Cruelty at trooping the colon Ah.... |
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30 Jun 11 - 09:11 AM (#3179039) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Help me get 'exposure' with e-sex song? Help me get 'exposure' for ex-sex song? (Help me get 'exposure' for e-sex song?) ~S~ |
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30 Jun 11 - 11:50 AM (#3179116) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Grishka Was: BS: More quakes in Chchread: BS: More Quakers in church |
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11 Sep 11 - 07:55 AM (#3221500) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Music Solves a Sewage Problem (Music Solves a Savage Problem) ~S~ |
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03 Nov 11 - 08:02 PM (#3250026) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: frogprince Screaming man appears in testicle scam |
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04 Nov 11 - 07:04 PM (#3250506) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Screwing Man Appears In Terrible Scam (BS: Screaming Man Appears in Testicle Scan) |
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05 Nov 11 - 06:56 PM (#3251036) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Folk Trap |
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10 Nov 11 - 01:17 PM (#3254386) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee I've been having an interesting time recently: BS: When you eat your smarties.... BS: When you eat your panties.... ----------------- BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downton Abbey BS: Maggie Smith superb in Downtown Alley ------------------ BS: Peeved with solicitor BS: Peed on solicitor |
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18 Dec 11 - 06:04 PM (#3276224) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Should testes on Chimps be banned. BS: Should tasty Chimps be browned. There were others recently...man, but them hospital drugs mess with you! |
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15 Jan 12 - 10:56 AM (#3290922) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg core dances My clog is unwell (core dances/My dog is unwell) ~Susan |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:08 PM (#3290986) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Another case of Papal infidelity |
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15 Jan 12 - 02:19 PM (#3290999) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Another case of Papal instability. (I can't seem to read this one right.) |
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15 May 12 - 09:52 PM (#3351384) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell BS: Prices rising. Causes other than unicorns. |
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20 May 12 - 10:31 PM (#3353552) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg REALLY! BS: Screwing Machines (BS: Sewing Machines) (Really!) ~Susan |
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25 Dec 12 - 03:40 AM (#3456777) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Making the Bands Pay? (BS: Making the Banks Pay?) ~S~ |
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13 Apr 13 - 08:22 AM (#3502695) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Actual title BS: Back door to a new war Misread as BS: Back door to a new car |
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05 Aug 14 - 04:01 PM (#3648595) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Randy Bunch Standoff. |
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05 Aug 14 - 04:56 PM (#3648608) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bill D is standoff a verb?...like... oh, never mind |
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05 Aug 14 - 07:41 PM (#3648652) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: gnu Not without a comma, Bill. |
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30 Sep 14 - 09:26 AM (#3664699) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Getaway: Why Not In Jail This Year? (BS: Getaway: Who's Not In Jail This Year?) Great venue idea! ~S~ |
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30 Sep 14 - 03:06 PM (#3664783) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: mayomick her parents must have been communists |
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30 Sep 14 - 03:58 PM (#3664794) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST,Rahere Weeknights Wee knights Week nights |
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12 May 15 - 12:33 PM (#3708436) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg THis is now a diagnoistic for my annual eye exam-- I conclude from the lack of seeing these sooner that it's my distance Rx that needs corrected. Saw--BS: Where can I find Scotland Really--(BS: Where can I fish in Scotland) ~S~ |
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01 Jul 15 - 02:45 PM (#3720316) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Madonna for president? (BS: Maradonna for FIFA president?) ~S~ |
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01 Jul 15 - 09:10 PM (#3720407) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Happy 11th birthday misread threads thread. |
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14 Jul 15 - 04:22 PM (#3723629) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg Trump's Hair Catches Fire (I wish, having seen and smelled burning hairsprayed hair, but it's actually Trump's Hair Catches On.) |
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18 Jul 15 - 10:18 AM (#3724559) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: 1/2 Tb in a memory stick? misread as: 1/2 lb. memory stick 1/2 Tbsp. [tablespoon] memory stick 1/2 lb. on a memory stick |
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18 Jul 15 - 11:52 AM (#3724590) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST "Origins: Why didn't Pamkin get laid?" |
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18 Jul 15 - 10:04 PM (#3724676) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST "Donald Trump's Hair Catches On" I thought it originally said "Donald Trump's hair catches on fire". |
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27 Jul 15 - 09:06 PM (#3726605) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get paid? became Origins: Why didn't Lamkin get laid? |
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28 Jul 15 - 02:08 PM (#3726743) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST One for the Apostrophes |
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29 Jul 15 - 04:07 AM (#3726880) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST One or two regulars seem to make a point of misreading posts. |
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29 Jul 15 - 07:12 PM (#3727060) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST Attic Finch Rapist |
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29 Jul 15 - 07:16 PM (#3727061) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: GUEST Gnu - keep darning your socks together |
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30 Jul 15 - 06:29 PM (#3727294) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Joe_F As for me, I am so contemptuous of euphemism, I *damn* my socks. |
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12 Jun 17 - 01:17 PM (#3860510) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell I misread "BS: 'Majorities' that aren't" as "BS: 'Majorettes' that aren't". Hey, if high schools are letting girls play tackle football with the boys, they should let boys wear cute skirts and twirl batons. |
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12 Jun 17 - 08:38 PM (#3860554) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee So you, Bee-Dub, can sit in the stands and whistle at the boys? |
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12 Jun 17 - 10:12 PM (#3860567) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell Rap's just jealous because I look better in a majorette uniform than he does. |
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13 Jun 17 - 09:03 PM (#3860727) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Why don't the fracking companies speak? (BS: Why won't the fracking companies speak?) |
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14 Sep 17 - 12:59 PM (#3877065) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell I misread "Catholic Abuse of Children" as "Catholic Abuse of Chickens". There's probably been a bit of Catholic abuse of chickens through the years, but The Boston Globe hasn't reported on it. |
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14 Sep 17 - 03:59 PM (#3877091) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Joe_F How do you think they get those fancy Easter eggs? |
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15 Sep 17 - 06:58 AM (#3877181) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Misread threads, poor translations and misread tweets all go to show how vulnerable we are to nuclear war with a country where there is no red phone, ambassador or experienced secretary of state. US free lunch missions aimed at starving nations. (could be misread) |
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15 Sep 17 - 09:09 AM (#3877183) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Jim Carroll Nearly fell out of my pram when I read ENDA KENNY in Sheffield Friday 15/9 Jim Carroll |
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15 Sep 17 - 11:30 AM (#3877199) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee Hey rap and gun (Hey rap and gnu) |
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05 Nov 17 - 01:23 PM (#3886919) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Catalonia: pros and cons of separation read as BS: Catatonia.... |
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05 Nov 17 - 01:25 PM (#3886920) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Steve Shaw Tell me about it... |
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15 Jun 18 - 08:49 AM (#3931004) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: Fiddlers housed in kennel cages (BS: Toddlers housed in kennel cages) ~S~ |
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15 Jun 18 - 11:56 AM (#3931042) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Neurotherapist - Nero the rapist |
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15 Jun 18 - 01:21 PM (#3931055) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Donuel Where have all the hunnies gone? |
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12 Jul 18 - 11:08 PM (#3937003) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg (Can I trade mine for really small ones, puhleeze?) BS: Passing boobs along (BS: Passing books along) )S( |
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28 Jul 18 - 09:39 PM (#3940162) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Rapparee BS: Does sex cause delusional thinking? was read as BS: Does sex change cause delusional thinking? |
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27 Sep 18 - 12:49 PM (#3953193) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: wysiwyg BS: My natural gas co.: explosions (BS: MA natural gas co.: explosions) ~S~ |
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29 Sep 18 - 12:58 PM (#3953625) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: keberoxu Upstairs I misread a music thread as King John and the Biscuit |
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05 Nov 18 - 07:34 AM (#3960180) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: DMcG Just a moment ago I glanced at the thread title "Nae Pasaran wins Scottish Bafta" and read "Nigel Parsons wins Scottish Bafta." Congratulations, Nigel :) |
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05 Nov 18 - 08:20 AM (#3960183) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Gallus Moll Hahahahaha DMcG!!!! .....my problem is not just misreading titles (infrequently but it does occur) but mistyping everything, particularly if i am having a rant!( usually political) My brain does not seem to co-ordinate with my fingers.....and even with the auto text correction thingy switched off (in part because it disny unnerstaun' Scots dialect!) I look at what is on the page and have no idea how half the gibberish got there!!! |
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15 Jun 19 - 11:25 AM (#3996542) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: Bee-dubya-ell "Pop songs done in the 'folk style'" misread as "Poop songs done in the 'folk style'" |
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15 Jun 19 - 12:14 PM (#3996549) Subject: RE: BS: Misread Threads From: WalkaboutsVerse I forgot, is this a discussion on tracking or mistakes thereof? |