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26 Jun 04 - 03:08 PM (#1214705) Subject: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Georgiansilver Fair to say we have probably all met these before but please add one or two anyway. "The Cannibals" by Henrietta Mann "Impotence" by Drew Peacock "Death and Burial" by Naomi Downwell" "Indian Cloakrooms" by Mahatma Koat and Mayum Brela "Regular Prayer" by Neil Down "Fairy Tales" by Alison Wanda-Land Have a go, Be Blessed. |
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26 Jun 04 - 03:14 PM (#1214707) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: jonm The Nail in the Bannister, by R.Stornoway |
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26 Jun 04 - 03:48 PM (#1214713) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,harlowpoet The History Of Piles By Ena Little-Paine |
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26 Jun 04 - 05:27 PM (#1214750) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Georgiansilver Thought the history of piles was by Emma Roid... |
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26 Jun 04 - 05:55 PM (#1214772) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Liz the Squeak Antiques and their prices by Emma Chisit. Shrubberies and Arbouretums by Teresa Green/Andy Bushes Regretably, a true one - but funny all the same.... a biology textbook in the UK, F Slaughter, Living Things. LTS |
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26 Jun 04 - 06:00 PM (#1214775) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Shlio The Bonding of Atoms by Molly Cule |
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26 Jun 04 - 06:58 PM (#1214791) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Little Robyn The Scottish Cloakroom Attendant by Angus McCoatup. |
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26 Jun 04 - 07:44 PM (#1214801) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad Dentistry by Phil McCavity Death at the Precipice by Eileen Dover Russian Billiards by Inov the Red Killer Cats by Claude Balls ah, yes ... the old ones are the best ... |
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27 Jun 04 - 12:20 AM (#1214871) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mudlark Straight from jr. high.... Yellow River, by I. P. Daly |
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27 Jun 04 - 01:04 AM (#1214875) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Metchosin Coins in the Toilet by I.P. Nichols....Grade 4 |
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27 Jun 04 - 04:58 AM (#1214915) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deckman "Under The Grandstand" by Seymore Butts (grade three). Bob |
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27 Jun 04 - 03:10 PM (#1215068) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: BaldEagle2 "The Retired Lion-tamer" - Claude Bottom. "In Praise of an Older Woman" - Pastor Prime "Children's Footwear" - Susan Sox "Keeping the Peace" - Laura Nordor "My Life as a Slave" - Isaac Humming-Masser. "The Pirate's Way" - Eve O'Maherty. |
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27 Jun 04 - 03:35 PM (#1215078) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Cluin "Desires of the Spinster" by Amanda Fiedenfuch |
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27 Jun 04 - 03:59 PM (#1215086) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: khandu Viagra!! by Peter Rose |
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27 Jun 04 - 04:29 PM (#1215090) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bobert And the ultimate third grader: "Forty Steps to the Outhouse" By Willie Makkit Illustrated by Betti Wount No, make that more like 2nd grade, 'er less... Bobert |
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27 Jun 04 - 08:41 PM (#1215172) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Oldie "The Hole In The Matress" by Mr. Completely |
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27 Jun 04 - 08:59 PM (#1215181) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bev and Jerry "The Republican Conspiracy" by Nadia B. Leevme Bev and Jerry |
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27 Jun 04 - 10:02 PM (#1215204) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: JennieG "A Schoolgirl's Troubles" by Lucy Lastic "A Long Way Down" by Eileen Dover Cheers JennieG |
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27 Jun 04 - 10:24 PM (#1215215) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,FoolishGuest "Over The Cliff" by Hugo First. |
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28 Jun 04 - 02:28 AM (#1215301) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Metchosin "The Mark on the Wall" by Whu Flung Dung |
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28 Jun 04 - 02:42 AM (#1215303) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: sledge "Adventures in Winter fishing" by I.C. Butt |
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28 Jun 04 - 03:34 AM (#1215312) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Splott Man Gardening For Beginners by Moses Lorne Dealing With Headaches by Irma Ceetas Casual Drinking by Gwynfor Aquickone Karaoke Culture by Gerupta Singh |
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28 Jun 04 - 02:38 PM (#1215683) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Jim Dixon "Republicans in the Cabinet" by Upton O. Goode "Leo Tolstoy" by Warren Peace "Guide to the Movie Serials" by Cliff Hangar "Guide to Bestsellers" by Paige Turner "Viagra Overdose" by Hugh G. Rection "Redistributing the Wealth" by Sharon Sharalike |
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28 Jun 04 - 03:55 PM (#1215733) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Billy Weeks Even older: The Baby's Revenge by Norah Titz Show the Boss you Love Him by R Slicker |
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29 Jun 04 - 12:46 AM (#1215966) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: JennieG Across the Desert on a Camel by Major Bumsore Cheers JennieG |
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29 Jun 04 - 06:34 AM (#1216084) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Dáithí mag Fhionainn Any Irish speakers heard of "Don't Be Late!" by Jane Jeffer? Or "The Exile" by Jimmy Shea? Or " "Conditionally yours" by Mo Conneelack How about.. "Caught in the Rain" by Tommy Fluck? Others greatly received!! GRMA -Slán , Dáithí |
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29 Jun 04 - 02:49 PM (#1216448) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Richard Advancing Years by A.Jedd and D.Creppit |
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30 Jun 04 - 11:13 AM (#1217060) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST "Life of an African Princess" by Erasmus B. Black "Secret of a Happy Marriage" by Maud FitzGerald and Gerald FitzMaud. |
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24 Nov 05 - 11:08 PM (#1613288) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Pete "how to get anything free" by Ben Stolen "grow trees fast" by Pete Moss later folks |
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24 Nov 05 - 11:35 PM (#1613292) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq "British Twilight" by Norman Conquest |
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25 Nov 05 - 09:52 AM (#1613529) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red "Tall Story" by Warren Peas "Strip Tease for Beginners" Eza Vestof "100 Metre Dash - Training Manual" Serge Ahedov de Rest |
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27 Nov 05 - 03:01 PM (#1614868) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq "Managing Diabetes" by Poly Saccharide. |
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27 Nov 05 - 03:08 PM (#1614872) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deckman Some years ago I was given a dozen fake book covers with outrageous titles. I would slip a few over existing books and leave them lying around. I remember some of the titles were: Embalming: Self Taught How To Kill Anyone Counterfeiting Made Simple How To Dissapear (that book actually dissapeared once during a hoot) CHEERS, Bob(deckman)Nelson |
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27 Nov 05 - 06:28 PM (#1614991) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Crane Driver "The Long Ride Home" by Wendy Buscombe "From Russia with Love" by Getcha Legova |
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03 Dec 05 - 06:39 PM (#1619509) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq "English Made Simple" by Poly Glott |
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03 Dec 05 - 07:21 PM (#1619522) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Black belt caterpillar wrestler I've not seen "The rewards of Crime" by Robin Banks here yet. |
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03 Dec 05 - 07:28 PM (#1619528) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq "Rural Transportation Problems" by Rusty Ford |
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03 Dec 05 - 10:41 PM (#1619598) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: bobad "Practical Proctology" by Dr. Ben Dover |
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05 Dec 05 - 04:47 AM (#1620241) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Dáithí Ó Geanainn I play this game in my Irish class, using a mixture of English and Irish..eg "At the North Pole" by Tommy Foor (Tá mé fuar = I'm cold) "Too Late" by Jane Jeffer (Déan Deifir = hurry up!) Just for your interest....I'll get me cóta! D |
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05 Dec 05 - 07:57 AM (#1620316) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red "My Life as a Prop Forward" by Neil Back (Neil played rugby for England and I imagine his book will have a suitably punny title any day now) |
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05 Dec 05 - 04:45 PM (#1620617) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: TheBigPinkLad The German Rent Collector by Karl Bach |
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09 Dec 05 - 08:12 PM (#1624032) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: pdq "Rethinking Israel" by Phylis Stein |
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09 Dec 05 - 08:37 PM (#1624046) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Deda "Driving Taxis to Airports" by Pikkop Andropof "Statistics for Slow Learners" by Marge Inhof Eyrer "Gracious Greetings" by Heywood Jabuzoff All with apologies to the Car Guys on NPR. |
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09 Dec 05 - 08:48 PM (#1624052) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Two Chinese literary classics:- "Night Receptacle" by Wee Tin Po "Breathless" by Wun Tin Lung Don T. |
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10 Dec 05 - 08:00 PM (#1624691) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Lanfranc "Death under Sail" by Lee Ho Fook "The Complete Letters" by Al Farbet "A Little Night Music" by Mose Art "The Hungry Fishmonger" by Nora Codshead Alan |
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11 Dec 05 - 08:30 AM (#1624906) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: The Walrus "Debagged in Moscow" by Serge Trousersoff "Smash and Grab Made Easy" by Eva Brick "You Won't belive This" by C. Fore-Yerself "Start Sewing" by Fred de Needle "Speying and Neutering" by Dr. de Catt and a specialist publication for A&E/ER/Trauma Ward staff: "Genital Wounds" by Arthur Bollokoff |
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30 Sep 07 - 03:51 AM (#2160298) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Fliss "Stormy Crossing" by Eileen Dover and Eva Lott "Fun on your own" by Paul Mycock "Floating Downstream" by A.S.Upwards "Quick Flush" by W.C.Chain "Popular Radiophonics" by Mike Rowfone and Ann Plifier "Percussive Music" by Cy le Fone "Popular Magic" by Wanda Waver "Field Electrics" by Jenny Ratar "Clothes for big people" by Hugh Jarrs "Origins of Jazz" by Tim Panally "What's in your freezer" by Ivan I. Slolly "What's for Easter?" Jo Cletegg "The perfect man" by Richenda Vailable "Clean Shaven Scotsman" by Natasha Beard A lot of these are coming straight out of the inventive mind of my partner TOny, with lots of chuckles. My late father had loads of these fun titles. |
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30 Sep 07 - 05:05 AM (#2160310) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: van lingle "Sex for Dummies" by Ivana Mannequin |
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30 Sep 07 - 10:51 AM (#2160414) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Chris Green Life in a Public School by Roger McCrevis |
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30 Sep 07 - 11:13 AM (#2160422) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Rapparee Under the bleachers by Seymour Butts |
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30 Sep 07 - 11:14 AM (#2160423) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,282RA "Military Hygiene" by Pvt. Harry Partz "Chronic Flatulence" by Iva Grossbaum "Talking Crap" by Nas T. Lippschitz |
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30 Sep 07 - 01:55 PM (#2160509) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Rapparee Long Yellow River by I. P. Freely. |
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30 Sep 07 - 02:03 PM (#2160510) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: wysiwyg Lowfat Cooking by the Count of Monte Crisco ~S~ |
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01 Oct 07 - 04:51 AM (#2160933) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: PMB Self Defence for Women by Nora Bolokov The Trouble With Dogs by Sonia Schuh |
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01 Oct 07 - 08:19 AM (#2161016) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bryn Pugh 'Russian Rugby Tales', by I Kikabolokov 'Puddles under the bed', by R Jerry Leeks |
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01 Oct 07 - 09:39 AM (#2161055) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Genie "Not Tonight, Dear" by I. Chava Cheadache "Introductory Jurisprudence" by Habie S. Corpis and Rita Mandamus "Why I Love The ACLU" by Cybill Liberties "Human Resources Manual" by Hiram N. Firam "Dating For Dummies" by A. Horace Gudanoff "Why I Hire A CPA" by I. Kenny Count |
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01 Oct 07 - 09:47 AM (#2161064) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Linda Kelly 'The Frenchman's Sandal' by Phillipe Feloppe |
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01 Oct 07 - 10:05 AM (#2161075) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: catspaw49 "Curing Erectile Dysfunction" by Hugh G. Recshon "Our Third World Brothers" by Dwight Mannsburden "Past the Missionary Position" by Connie Lingus "Sex on the Flip Side" by Anna Lingus "24 Hours-48 Women" by Red Ruffensore Spaw |
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01 Oct 07 - 10:26 AM (#2161101) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Amos Why haven't I seen those ancient hoary versions from grade school? "Wildcat's Revenge" by Claude Bawlz, "The Yalu River" by I.P. Daly, and so on? They had us rolling in the lunchroom aisles back in fifth grade. A |
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01 Oct 07 - 11:06 AM (#2161134) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Bryn Pugh 'A Level Sodomy Revision Notes' by Ben Dover and Phil McCaverty |
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01 Oct 07 - 11:11 AM (#2161140) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Splott Man Coarse Fishing by Courtney Bigguns-Lately |
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02 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM (#2162096) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Neil D "Stickett Inn" by Dewey Chambers |
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02 Oct 07 - 03:17 PM (#2162215) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Greg B We did a whole list of spoofs of titles by Fr. John Powell SJ after it became clear that the humanist Catholic guru had a long history of diddling girls and women. Like "The Secret of Staying in Bed" Or "He Touched Me [Down There]" Or "Fully Human. Fully Alive. Fully Aroused" |
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03 Oct 07 - 12:56 PM (#2162815) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Desert Dancer Amos, check the top of the thread! |
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03 Oct 07 - 01:10 PM (#2162827) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Donuel The oldest one I know is The Tiger's Revenge by Claude Balls |
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03 Oct 07 - 01:20 PM (#2162836) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Riginslinger The oldest one I know is: "The Yellow River," by I. P. Freely |
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03 Oct 07 - 01:39 PM (#2162855) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Neil D "Too Soon Comes Love" by Justin Cider |
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03 Oct 07 - 05:52 PM (#2163108) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Cool Beans "Advanced Microphone Technology," by Chaim Pedence |
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04 Oct 07 - 01:48 PM (#2163788) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Geordie-Peorgie "The Indian Lesbian" by Minjeeta |
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04 Oct 07 - 02:23 PM (#2163825) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Pseudolus How about..... Whale Oil Beef Hooked by I.M. Amazed The joy of Sex by Heywood Jablome |
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04 Oct 07 - 02:26 PM (#2163829) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST "Sex for Dummies" by Peter Gozinia |
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05 Oct 07 - 03:16 AM (#2164201) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Mr Red I thought the Joy of Sex was by Dr Alex Comfort not as funny but a real book, Mr Comfort died a year or so back. |
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05 Oct 07 - 06:24 AM (#2164296) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: The Walrus "The Russian Chipendales" - Serge Trousersof "Overcoming bladder problems" - I.P. Freely "Increase You Penis Size!" - Hugh Jampton "The Scottish Regiments" - C. Forthylandas "Musical Entertainment in Sikhism"- Dansan Singh "British Army Field Ovens" - Tommy Cooker "US Army Field Equipment of WW2" - G.I. Issue "Making Plans" - Ivor Nidea |
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05 Oct 07 - 09:01 PM (#2164822) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: GUEST,Bill the sound Divorce by Marianne Lever Hostile Cats by Claude Hands |
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06 Oct 07 - 02:41 AM (#2164936) Subject: RE: Fake but fun Books and Authors. From: Lonesome EJ Random Category by Miss Elaine Eeyus Great thread! |