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BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?

01 Jul 04 - 08:46 PM (#1217971)
Subject: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

i think it is, and this is why,=
its just a load of people in a house, and just talking etc, anfd half of them are puffs.rubbish


01 Jul 04 - 08:52 PM (#1217975)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: CarolC

Sure, John. You know you want to be on that show. C'mon... fess up.


01 Jul 04 - 09:04 PM (#1217977)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

heloo, how you know my name is JoHn?


01 Jul 04 - 09:08 PM (#1217979)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: CarolC

Your name is Sir John Of a Thousand Kittens.


01 Jul 04 - 09:19 PM (#1217988)
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From: woodsie

which 1/2 of them is puffs?


02 Jul 04 - 01:58 AM (#1218086)
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From: mack/misophist

Big Brother may be rubbish but his Holding Company kicks ass.


02 Jul 04 - 03:24 AM (#1218102)
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From: Ellenpoly

Rubbish....










sometimes fascinating rubbish.











But definitely rubbish.


02 Jul 04 - 03:57 AM (#1218118)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: el ted

jOhn,
    You can't say puffs on mudcat. They are "differently sexed" and not mincing, silly figures of fun.


02 Jul 04 - 04:06 AM (#1218125)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Sttaw Legend

I like Lemon Puffs you can get them from any corner shop, they are my favourite biscuit


02 Jul 04 - 06:31 AM (#1218207)
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From: GUEST,Elsie

The word is poof and the plural is pooves.

I know I am one!


02 Jul 04 - 06:36 AM (#1218210)
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From: Sttaw Legend

It's spelt "puffs" on the packet - "Lemon Pooves" doesn't work.


02 Jul 04 - 06:39 AM (#1218214)
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From: el ted

True Dave, Neither does "Sugar Pooves" Horses pooves sounds ok though.


02 Jul 04 - 10:32 AM (#1218355)
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From: Ben Dover

My name is also my hobby


02 Jul 04 - 12:00 PM (#1218417)
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From: ossonflags

You leave horses out of this !!!


02 Jul 04 - 12:03 PM (#1218419)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: ossonflags

O, in answer to your question............. yes.


02 Jul 04 - 12:05 PM (#1218422)
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From: GUEST,Big Brother

I am watching you, jOhn...


02 Jul 04 - 12:05 PM (#1218423)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: ossonflags

On reflection it is not rubbish..................it is shite


02 Jul 04 - 02:16 PM (#1218515)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rain Dog

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh but their take offs of folk songs & folk singers were spot on don't you think ?

Nothing I like to see more that people getting away from stereotypical views. Refreshing.


02 Jul 04 - 02:22 PM (#1218516)
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From: Megan L

havent watched it this year had BB overload last year


02 Jul 04 - 02:27 PM (#1218519)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Don Firth

This must be a British thing. I thought you were talking about U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft.

Don Firth


02 Jul 04 - 04:03 PM (#1218563)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Megan L

last year was the only time ive known our island do something together. BB winner from island with 20,000 population.


02 Jul 04 - 09:45 PM (#1218737)
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From: The Walrus

This series was billed as BB 'gets evil' (or something similar), withthe management playing 'tricks' on the inmayes (or so I gather).
As the average volunteer for this show is a narccissist(sp?), just trying to get some minor fame, might I suggest a series where BB gets 'Really Evil':
Put the housemates in the building, run them through the hoops, BUT DON'T BROADCAST LIVE (just a single one or two hour show of the hogh/low lights shown at some ungodly hour of the morning at the end of the run) - evictiond by random selection from the nominees.

Walrus


05 Aug 04 - 08:17 PM (#1240995)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I never really watched this, but i seen it at work...

whose that posh bird, waht does all the cooking?, she's alright!

she can do my cooking if she wants, make my breakfast etc she smokes as well, [roles her own cigs], so we should get on well.


05 Aug 04 - 08:50 PM (#1241030)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Little Hawk

There has been nothing as yet in this thread which indicates homage to William Shatner. Nothing.

This thread is rubbish.


05 Aug 04 - 08:55 PM (#1241039)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Anyway=how come that poof bloke from hull is still in it?
[i thought all the hull people got kicked out for fighting and smashing the house up etc?, but i saw it last night and that hull bloke [that hare dresser character] was still there], did they let   him back or waht?

some people are saying he will win, if he been chucked out for fighting, thats not fare, they shouldent let him win.

waht do trhey win anyway? [70,000 quid?]
not sure really.


06 Aug 04 - 05:36 AM (#1241293)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: GUEST,British bullshit

In answer to Don Firth, yes this insanity is British, it demonstrates how low we have fallen when this drivel passes for entertainment.


06 Aug 04 - 06:14 AM (#1241306)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Ellenpoly

Big Brother did not originate in the UK, we've just taken it to all time new lows/heights, depending on how you feel about it.

I'm betting on that transgender chick revealing she's really William Shatner in disguise.

(There ya go, LH, never say we're not thinking of you.)


..xx..e


07 Aug 04 - 05:31 AM (#1241601)
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From: Mr Red

No - it is trash with tits and bums being spanked.

Amazing what you can see in the 5 seconds it takes to find the remote (or wake-up the hard disk in my case)


07 Aug 04 - 06:22 AM (#1241610)
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From: kendall

There hasn't been a decent sitcom since Barney Miller.


07 Aug 04 - 06:49 AM (#1241616)
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From: John MacKenzie

Don't watch it, won't watch it.
Giok


07 Aug 04 - 10:25 AM (#1241706)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Sooz

I've never seen it, but I've read Ben Elton's novel "Dead Famous" which is about BB and very funny.


07 Aug 04 - 06:53 PM (#1242067)
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From: Mrs.Duck

Yes


07 Aug 04 - 08:46 PM (#1242125)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: McGrath of Harlow

This could be a third question to go along with the ones about "Do bears shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope a Catholic?"


07 Aug 04 - 09:38 PM (#1242147)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Blackcatter

It appears that Big Brother U.S. is a good deal tamer in the potential nudity that the U.K. version. This current U.S. one seems to think America will watch just because ther are twins on it. Maybe if they're doing each other . . .


07 Aug 04 - 09:40 PM (#1242150)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: SINSULL

Agreed. I watched based on this thread and lost interest before the first commercial. Another Faulty Towers. SIGH


07 Aug 04 - 09:45 PM (#1242152)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Blackcatter

Here's a link to a lot of fun pics: It's on Robb's Unofficial Celeb Site. When you get on the main page, look in the frame to the left to see big brother clicky.

Big Brother UK pics - warning! nudity ahead!


07 Aug 04 - 11:21 PM (#1242216)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Big Al Whittle

Don't go in the BB house jOhn. I would miss your threads. although I would vote for you if you do go in.

theres not much doubt - it is rubbish. but its more unpredictabale than orchestrated chat shows like Springer. and to be honest - it plays fairer than Springer, because we get a chance to make a star out of some people who are not particularly talented. It doesn't just hold people up to ridicule for half an hour and then chuck them back onto the streets. the personalities do get a chance and time to strut their stuff.

Judging from the American programmes we see over here, i don't think you would like it. Its a bit like you don't get cricket cos it lasts four days and sometimes its a draw. the winner of this show is not necessarily the one with the most votes. the prize is that they get a shot at being a media celebrity with a licence to print their own money - and that emerges in the months after the show.

the game plans of the various contestants are discussed widely and deliberated over by experts and supporters. some try to maximise their impact by being feisty and occasionally downright unpleasant, some preen themselves and try to be Mr Nice guy who looks nice. they've all got strategies.

Anyway at least people don't fight over it like they do football.


08 Aug 04 - 03:22 AM (#1242312)
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From: Strollin' Johnny

I've never heard anyone say they like it, yet it figures pretty high in the ratings. Either the people who compile the ratings figures are liars, or a significant percentage of those who watch it are.

I've only watched this latest series, and I enjoyed it as much as I enjoy any other light entertainment programmes. Brain-food it ain't, but sometimes the froth is as enjoyable as the coffee (albeit for completely different reasons).

SJ :0)


08 Aug 04 - 03:53 AM (#1242338)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I think its a big load of shit, most telly is nowadays.

heres some of the crap thats on next week=
Changing Rooms, bunch of crap, puff bloke with long sleeves!
Rudest Home Videos-loads of people getting there willies and brests out, crap!
Location, Location, Location, Location-how to buy a house!
The F****ng Fulfords-Posh family that swear a lot!
Average Joe-not sure waht this is about, but its probably shite [its on channel 4!
Rail Cops-A man steals a bike, and a policeman spots some graffiti on a door, bullshit cheap telly!
Stress Test-Is been a car salesman stressful, experts give their thoughts, crap!
Superhomes-crappy house programme!
Dirtbusters-A dustman spots a bin in a canal, and clean up chips thrown on the floor! [must have cost them all of 50 quid to make that one!
Hells Kitchen-A famous chef swears at people.
How Clean is your house?-lazy git that cant clean up!
Honey I ruined the house-DIY disasters!
My Breasts are big-excuse for channel 4 to show big breasts!
DIY SOS-bullshit, decorating show!
The Atkins Diet-Is it Rubbish?
Euro Trash-the shitest shows from europe, all rolled into one!
Queer Eye for the staight guy-a bunch of gay men, tell a straight man waht to wear!
Hot Property-House Show
Property Dreams-another house show!
How not to decorate-another bloody house show!
Tasteful TV-half an hour of swearing and nudity!

Thats just the stuff on terrestial TV channels, between 8pm and midnight, not counting any of the soap operas, or daytime tv shite, Kilroy, Trisha etc.

Just think, Television was invented here, look waht it has come to, John Logie Baird must be turning in his grave!


08 Aug 04 - 04:01 AM (#1242345)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

its all rubbish!


08 Aug 04 - 04:45 AM (#1242381)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Strollin' Johnny

Compared with the Big Session at Barrow-Sans-Hyphens last week Sir jOhn, everything is rubbish! Should have been televised - much better than 'How To Staple Horrible Fabric To A Piece Of MDF And Call It Furniture' programmes.


08 Aug 04 - 04:53 AM (#1242388)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

Just think, in a few weeks time there will be even more of these shite programmes, this time presented by this years Big Brother contestants.

PS, the chain smoking portugese transvestual won big brother, the hare dresser came second.


08 Aug 04 - 06:08 AM (#1242419)
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From: Big Al Whittle

I agree . we need our own tv network, sir jOhn for director general!


08 Aug 04 - 04:26 PM (#1242696)
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From: Strollin' Johnny

Hear Hear! (Or should that be Hare Hare?? LOL)


08 Aug 04 - 04:56 PM (#1242715)
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From: Dave Roberts

Well of course it is.


08 Aug 04 - 07:08 PM (#1242790)
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From: Mrs.Duck

However since it seems to be so popular we intend to run the Big Mudcat brother barbeque at Whitby. Everyone turns up around 5pm and then at regular intervals we will vote people out of the garden!


08 Aug 04 - 09:03 PM (#1242839)
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From: Blackcatter

Sounds good to me! I'm not one, but I'll play the transexual if it'll help the ratings.


09 Aug 04 - 12:12 AM (#1242935)
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From: Cluin

99% of television today is rubbish.

Consider it incentive to have a real life.


09 Aug 04 - 04:06 AM (#1243021)
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From: GUEST,Mingulay

NO! Big Brother is not rubbish.

Saying so is very insulting to genuine rubbish.


09 Aug 04 - 07:52 AM (#1243087)
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From: Ellenpoly

Just knew that transgender gal would go the distance...even in those spikey heels she used to wear in the shower.

I looked at your list, jOhn, and I agree that everything on it is indeed rubbish.

I'm now looking at the letter that says I have to pay £120 for another year of watching all this rubbish.

I don't know whether to laugh or scream, or ask the tranny lady if she'd like to lend me the money.

..xx..e


09 Aug 04 - 12:29 PM (#1243291)
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From: Strollin' Johnny

It's even worse paying 40 quid a month for Sky and having hundreds of channels showing rubbish!


09 Aug 04 - 12:42 PM (#1243300)
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From: Ellenpoly

Yeah, Strollin' Johnny, but at least you have a choice about paying and not the threat of a thousand pound fine if you don't!

..xx..e


09 Aug 04 - 12:59 PM (#1243318)
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From: Skipjack K8

jOhn, I think you're throwing away genuine talent by becoming a taxi driver. A quick word with the human resources department at the Beeb, and you could write the entire Radio Times with incisive and unbiased critique like that. And then there's Hello, Chat, hell, even the Tatler...............


17 Aug 04 - 02:55 AM (#1249149)
Subject: RE: BS: Is Big BRother Rubbish?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull

I told you it wouldent be long!...
That puff bloke from hull waht was in big brother is making a cookery show.
my local paper [Hull Daily Mail] says "That big puff from Big Brother is doing a cookery show, it will be on telly sometime next month".