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Lyr Add: Where does the ship's dog...

16 Jul 04 - 12:34 PM (#1227010)
Subject: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,blame Jeri!

after the style of:'What does the Deep Sea say?'

Chorus:
Tell me, where does the ship's dog shit?
Where does the ship's dog shit?
Though immaculate in grooming when evacuation's looming
into the head he doesn't fit.



Rover was a good sailin' dog
Well, Rover was a good sailin' dog
He could smell the way to shore in the thickest bank of fog
Rover was a good sailin' dog


16 Jul 04 - 01:04 PM (#1227027)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Jeri

I'll get you for this...
I had an 'unanswered questions' song in my mind. Like:

Where does the ship's dog shit?
Tell me where does the ships dog shit?
Does he poop in the poop? Does the first mate have a scoop
So the sailors won't step in it?

Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat?
Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat?
Do they swim o'er the brine and then climb up the line?
And think "Darn. We can't get past that!"

Does the foresail have a lot of play
Or does it firm up at the dawn of day...
I'm STOPPING NOW, you hear me? I'll get you for this...


16 Jul 04 - 01:06 PM (#1227029)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST

and my little ship's dog too?


16 Jul 04 - 01:09 PM (#1227031)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Bert

...Does the first mate have a scoop...

I LOVE it!


16 Jul 04 - 01:16 PM (#1227040)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Jeri

..said the Dorothy, the Handsome Cabin Boy, and the Wicked Witch of the West-mere-lands replied "whale pus the hound did bite," but nobody had a clue what she was talking about, which I quite understand.

You know, I really miss the wit around here. If anyone's seen the other half of mine...


16 Jul 04 - 01:26 PM (#1227046)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,less then half-wit

Who killed the main deadeyes?
Oh, Who killed the main deadeyes?
Now the eyes are dead we'll use the captain's glass instead
Who killed the main deadeyes?


16 Jul 04 - 04:28 PM (#1227171)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Micca

Where does the Ships Cat poo
Oh, Where does the Ships Cat poo
when its had a little fright in the middle of the night,
It always seems to find my shoe


16 Jul 04 - 06:07 PM (#1227267)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Charley Noble

Children-

From my early sea-faring days in the 1960's, sailing around the Bahamas, I learned where the ship's dog shit or shat as it were. Our resident dog Hank would, if a nearby tropical island were not available, seek out any coil of rope and there make his essential deposit. It raised "sheeting home the main" to a new level of stress and anxiety.

Thanks for reminding me of this true story.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble


16 Jul 04 - 07:45 PM (#1227339)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,KateG with an eaten cookie

So the past tense was not shat, but sheet? Remind me never to take my dog sailing.

However, must say that she's an excellent hiking/x-c skiing companion and she always goes well off the trail before leaving any deposits. Most civilized.


16 Jul 04 - 09:24 PM (#1227390)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Celtaddict

Micca: In the cathead, of course. Silly.


16 Jul 04 - 10:10 PM (#1227406)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Bert

Where does the Captain's cat crap
Where does the Captain's cat crap
Does he do it in the head or on the Bosun's bed
Or on the chartroom map


17 Jul 04 - 08:03 AM (#1227574)
Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Dead Horse

Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark?
Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark?
Will it hit it on the tail
Does it ever bash a whale
Can it tell the difference in the dark?