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16 Jul 04 - 12:34 PM (#1227010) Subject: Where does the ship's dog... From: GUEST,blame Jeri! after the style of:'What does the Deep Sea say?' Chorus: Tell me, where does the ship's dog shit? Where does the ship's dog shit? Though immaculate in grooming when evacuation's looming into the head he doesn't fit. Rover was a good sailin' dog Well, Rover was a good sailin' dog He could smell the way to shore in the thickest bank of fog Rover was a good sailin' dog |
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16 Jul 04 - 01:04 PM (#1227027) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Jeri I'll get you for this... I had an 'unanswered questions' song in my mind. Like: Where does the ship's dog shit? Tell me where does the ships dog shit? Does he poop in the poop? Does the first mate have a scoop So the sailors won't step in it? Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat? Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat? Do they swim o'er the brine and then climb up the line? And think "Darn. We can't get past that!" Does the foresail have a lot of play Or does it firm up at the dawn of day... I'm STOPPING NOW, you hear me? I'll get you for this... |
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16 Jul 04 - 01:06 PM (#1227029) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: GUEST and my little ship's dog too? |
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16 Jul 04 - 01:09 PM (#1227031) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Bert ...Does the first mate have a scoop... I LOVE it! |
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16 Jul 04 - 01:16 PM (#1227040) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Jeri ..said the Dorothy, the Handsome Cabin Boy, and the Wicked Witch of the West-mere-lands replied "whale pus the hound did bite," but nobody had a clue what she was talking about, which I quite understand. You know, I really miss the wit around here. If anyone's seen the other half of mine... |
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16 Jul 04 - 01:26 PM (#1227046) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: GUEST,less then half-wit Who killed the main deadeyes? Oh, Who killed the main deadeyes? Now the eyes are dead we'll use the captain's glass instead Who killed the main deadeyes? |
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16 Jul 04 - 04:28 PM (#1227171) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Micca Where does the Ships Cat poo Oh, Where does the Ships Cat poo when its had a little fright in the middle of the night, It always seems to find my shoe |
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16 Jul 04 - 06:07 PM (#1227267) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Charley Noble Children- From my early sea-faring days in the 1960's, sailing around the Bahamas, I learned where the ship's dog shit or shat as it were. Our resident dog Hank would, if a nearby tropical island were not available, seek out any coil of rope and there make his essential deposit. It raised "sheeting home the main" to a new level of stress and anxiety. Thanks for reminding me of this true story. Cheerily, Charley Noble |
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16 Jul 04 - 07:45 PM (#1227339) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: GUEST,KateG with an eaten cookie So the past tense was not shat, but sheet? Remind me never to take my dog sailing. However, must say that she's an excellent hiking/x-c skiing companion and she always goes well off the trail before leaving any deposits. Most civilized. |
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16 Jul 04 - 09:24 PM (#1227390) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Celtaddict Micca: In the cathead, of course. Silly. |
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16 Jul 04 - 10:10 PM (#1227406) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Bert Where does the Captain's cat crap Where does the Captain's cat crap Does he do it in the head or on the Bosun's bed Or on the chartroom map |
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17 Jul 04 - 08:03 AM (#1227574) Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog... From: Dead Horse Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark? Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark? Will it hit it on the tail Does it ever bash a whale Can it tell the difference in the dark? |