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16 Jul 04 - 11:58 PM (#1227452) Subject: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: wysiwyg On Leno it was mentioned (as part of recent hyping of a possible Dump Cheney conspiracy) that whoever replaces Cheney should, if possible, make the Dubster look, um, SMARTER. As soon as I heard this, an indelible image flashed into my mind. It had a soundtrack too. I dunno who YOU want to see, but my pick is: BUSH - GOOFY for 2004, yeah! Uh kyuh, kyuh, kyuh! ~Susan |
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17 Jul 04 - 12:34 AM (#1227462) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Amergin Ronald Reagan |
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17 Jul 04 - 12:42 AM (#1227464) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: GUEST Alfred E. Newman!!!!! |
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17 Jul 04 - 12:59 AM (#1227472) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Amos Monica Lewinsky? |
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17 Jul 04 - 01:22 AM (#1227479) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Seamus Kennedy Dan Quayle. Seamus |
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17 Jul 04 - 01:23 AM (#1227480) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bev and Jerry Dan Quayle. What a pair that would be. And, since Cheney was the peson who most wanted war with Iraq, we can blame that on him after he's gone just like we blamed Tenet after he was gone. Quayle, on the other hand, isn't aware that we had a war with Iraq. Bev and Jery |
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17 Jul 04 - 01:24 AM (#1227481) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bev and Jerry Seamus: Great minds etc., etc. Bev and Jerry |
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17 Jul 04 - 01:43 AM (#1227487) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Jack the Sailor I vote for Seamus!! |
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17 Jul 04 - 07:14 AM (#1227562) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: McGrath of Harlow Doug R Or why not use some imagination and have Daddy Bush? |
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17 Jul 04 - 08:09 AM (#1227576) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bobert Spiro T. Agnew was the first to come to my mind. The fact that he's dead shouldn't matter too much and help make Bush look even less dumb... But I heard that the Repubs are going to try to out Kerry Kerry and are in hot negoitiations with Michael Moore though this isn't going to help with the I.Q. issue... Other possibilities: Lynn Cheney, since she may allready be running the country Bo Winkle the Moose Archie Bunker Rodney King Miike "The Bite" Tyson Saddam. They'll call him Sad-am like daddy didand maybe noone will catch on til way afetr the election Martha Stewert Teribus, though word on the street that the T has allready turned them down... Ahhhh, it wouldn't have worked anyway... Jerry Falwell jus' to name a few... BTW, GUEST, Alfred E. Newman? Bite yer tongue! NO way!... Alfred is my hero of heros and has personally assured me that he is still very much a Green Party thinker.... Bobert |
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17 Jul 04 - 09:10 AM (#1227593) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Amergin Yeah but Bobert think of the possiblilties....with Alfred E Neuman on the ticket they could have a slogan....Vote for the twins, twice as good, twice as secure, twice as united. |
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17 Jul 04 - 09:14 AM (#1227594) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: GUEST Athlete's foot |
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17 Jul 04 - 10:12 AM (#1227617) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: SINSULL Seamus Kennedy or Seamus, the dog? DIdn't know the dog was Republican. As to Seamus Kennedy - even he couldn't get me to vote for bush...but it would make the decision tougher. Now George is a good choice but I think old Barbie Bush would be better. A woman on the ticket and one who actually thinks bush jr is smart. |
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17 Jul 04 - 11:47 AM (#1227653) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bert Hillary Clinton |
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17 Jul 04 - 12:27 PM (#1227671) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Blackcatter Hermann Goering would have been an equal trade. Good thing that Bush isn't as smart as Hitler. They're all Nazis underneath their false American Patriotism. |
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17 Jul 04 - 02:51 PM (#1227771) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Don Firth Whoever they decide to replace Cheney with, it should be done without DeLay. Don Firth |
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17 Jul 04 - 03:00 PM (#1227775) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bill D LOL...and keep the Hatch closed! |
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17 Jul 04 - 04:13 PM (#1227816) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Ebbie Frank Murkowski. He's a clown. And not funny. |
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17 Jul 04 - 05:13 PM (#1227844) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: YOR The VP has such a hard job it will take two: Tom and Jerry. |
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17 Jul 04 - 06:17 PM (#1227866) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: GUEST YOR Right! YOR are. |
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17 Jul 04 - 08:24 PM (#1227918) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Bobert Amergin, Okay, so I contacted Alfred E. about the possibility of running with Bush and I think I'm quoting him correctly: "In the word of Larry Holmes, 'I wouldn't let that weisel 'carry my jock strap'." Not too sure who this Larry Holmes guy is, or the reference to the jock strap, but as much as I love and respect Alfred, sometimes I don't understand him?.... Bobert |
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18 Jul 04 - 02:44 AM (#1228039) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Peter Kasin Don Firth: LOL! |
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18 Jul 04 - 01:21 PM (#1228233) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Alaska Mike Ebbie, bite your tongue. If Frank went back to Washington, that would put Loren Leman in charge of Alaska. We would have an official religion before they finished swearing him in. |
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18 Jul 04 - 07:43 PM (#1228518) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: DougR No one is going to replace Cheney on the ticket. He will be re-elected along with Bush. DougR |
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18 Jul 04 - 09:02 PM (#1228581) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Once Famous And then this is another thread that I will resurrect in November just for fun. |
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18 Jul 04 - 09:31 PM (#1228609) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Blackcatter If so Doug, look me up after the election, I'll be starting the revolution. We'll put you on the short list. |
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18 Jul 04 - 09:35 PM (#1228612) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Little Hawk God, I hope you're wrong about November, Martin. Although...I expect little better from the Democrats if they should win it. |
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18 Jul 04 - 10:06 PM (#1228637) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Thomas the Rhymer It occured to me that it would be acceptable to me if W. replaced Cheney and McCain took over as pres... Not desirable in the final analysis... But almost tollerable, really... ttr |
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18 Jul 04 - 10:16 PM (#1228642) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: DougR Hmm, Blackcatter, should I take that as a threat? DougR |
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18 Jul 04 - 10:52 PM (#1228659) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Peace If the requirement is someone who makes Bush look smarter--well, does it have to be a human? The average Terrier is smarter than Bush. Forget dogs--the average gold fish is smarter than Bush. Frig the fish--anybody got a parakeet? |
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18 Jul 04 - 11:47 PM (#1228680) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Amergin I nominate Chongo the Chimp! |
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19 Jul 04 - 06:23 PM (#1229302) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Blackcatter Consider it a pleasant invitation. I know from people that things will get violent if the neo-Nazis keep in power. |
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19 Jul 04 - 06:31 PM (#1229310) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: McGrath of Harlow The basic requirement is that as few people as possible are going to think that the VP would be an improvement on the president. I think Nixon once said that was why he picked Spiral T Agnew - he reckoned noone was going to shoot him to make Agnew President. That makes Cheney a pretty good selection. |
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19 Jul 04 - 06:36 PM (#1229315) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: Rapparee Donald Duck. When he loses his temper no one can understand him. |
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20 Jul 04 - 02:47 AM (#1229625) Subject: RE: BS: Who to Replace Cheney on the Ticket? From: GUEST Anyone but Dick "F*ck You" Cheney- such vice presidential material indeed. |