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BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..

22 Jul 04 - 01:40 PM (#1231519)
Subject: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

All BS Threads...

Are to be pitied. Poor souls! That's all I have to say.


22 Jul 04 - 01:51 PM (#1231524)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

Heathens. Unenlightened savages, dwellers of the darkness, unwashed plebians.


22 Jul 04 - 02:08 PM (#1231538)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: SINSULL

Ah but we partook of the "Killing The Thread" thread long before your time. When the elves saw fit to block a thread that took too long to load. There was some brilliant humor.


22 Jul 04 - 02:16 PM (#1231543)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: saulgoldie

I'd like to, but it takes like forever to finish appearing on my screen, and I have a T1 connection!


22 Jul 04 - 02:16 PM (#1231544)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Amos

These sentiments belong on the Mother of All BS Thread...

A


22 Jul 04 - 02:58 PM (#1231567)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

I was on the "Killing the Thread" thread many, many times, SINSULL. It was a classic, sorely missed nowadays.


22 Jul 04 - 03:01 PM (#1231571)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: John MacKenzie

I've never even looked at it. Am I sad?
Giok


22 Jul 04 - 03:19 PM (#1231585)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

Oh yes, John! Your position is deeply tragic and it stirs compassion in the hearts of all faithful MOABites! I suggest that you look at the MOABST right now. Start at the very first post and read and read...then get back to me in oh, a week or so, when you're done...and thank me. :-)


22 Jul 04 - 03:37 PM (#1231601)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: GUEST

Unsubstantiated rumour: Little Hawk and GeorgianSilver are one and the same person.


22 Jul 04 - 03:43 PM (#1231609)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: C-flat

I know I did post once, a couple of thousand posts ago, but I sort of lost track of what was going on there!
It certainly is one Mother of a thread now!
C-flat.


22 Jul 04 - 03:44 PM (#1231611)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

Ha! I love it. Unsubstantiated rumour: Guest and GUEST are one and the same person. Be blessed.


22 Jul 04 - 04:49 PM (#1231666)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

Unsubstatiated rumor: Amos, Little Hawk, SINSULL, guest, GUEST, Spaw, and Khandu are all the same person: George W. Bush.


22 Jul 04 - 08:13 PM (#1231789)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Liz the Squeak

No Giok, just in good company.

LTS


22 Jul 04 - 10:24 PM (#1231856)
Subject: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose.
From: CarolC

...but you can't pick your friend's nose (mother says so).

Sometimes I leave it alone for fairly long periods of time. But then it starts itching, like a scab that's getting ready to fall off. Then I have to go back and read all of the things that have been posted since I last looked in (just to see if anyone said anything to me that requires a response), and that takes up the better part of a day. By the time I'm done I only have enough mental energy to post one-liners or steal other people's material. (sigh)


22 Jul 04 - 10:29 PM (#1231859)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: GUEST

Now we know why we don't read MOAB.


22 Jul 04 - 10:30 PM (#1231860)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

And thank goodnes for that, too.


22 Jul 04 - 10:43 PM (#1231868)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Amos

There are a few things I have done on the Mudcat site of which I am actually proud. One of them, of course, was the Mudcat CD project. But another one was being the only person to ever post the 4000th post to a thread.

Those who read not the MoAb may not be aware this has occurred. But that is their loss.


A


22 Jul 04 - 11:00 PM (#1231874)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

Wow, Amos. Congratulations!


22 Jul 04 - 11:47 PM (#1231899)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

Yeah, well, there's always number 5000, Amos. And Shatner is out there.


23 Jul 04 - 12:08 AM (#1231911)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Metchosin

I feel no need for pity. I am not contrite, in fact, I will gladly proclaim, I HAVE NEVER, NOT EVEN ONCE, POSTED TO THE MOAB THREAD.

......SO THERE!...........but, I have posted quite a few inane things, to a lot of other inane threads.


23 Jul 04 - 01:41 AM (#1231941)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bee-dubya-ell

People who have never posted to the Mother of All BS Threads have absolutely no chance of getting a share of the HUGE amount of money that Rapaire is about to receive by virtue of being the grand prize winner in the UK Lottery. Our generous Rapaire has promised to share his good fortune. Word is that he has the checks already made out to all faithful MOABites and is just waiting for the Lottery Commission to transfer the money into his account. You'll never meet anybody that generous on a lyric-request-for-some-totally-obscure-sea-chanty-that's-only-even-been-heard-by-ten-people-in-the-history-of-civilization thread. Only on the MOAB!

It's also the only place where dumb ol' country boys like me gets to have orgies with space aliens who look like Heather Locklear, even though I'm trying hard to forget that there was a Labrador Retriever involved in those orgies as well.

Bruce (Faithful-but-currently-too-damned-busy-to-post-very-often MOABite)


23 Jul 04 - 01:10 PM (#1232309)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

You know, Heather Locklear never interested me much. Still, I understand what you're saying, Bruce. The MOABites are indeed a blessed group of people, sheltering in the calm assurance that they are protected at all times by the unseen powers of the MOABST. They are among the Elect, and will be delivered into the Pastures of Plenty when the Rupture occurs, while all others will be flushed down the Privy of Ultimate Demise! Yea, I have seen it with mine own eyes! The time is near!


23 Jul 04 - 02:31 PM (#1232354)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: GUEST,MMario

Isn't the Privy of Ultimate Demise (the 'PUD') in Orilla?

Or am I thinking of the hydrotherapy room at the NYCFTTS?


23 Jul 04 - 02:34 PM (#1232357)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

Well, I think it may be. After all, the McGill Porta-Potty people are located here.


23 Jul 04 - 05:14 PM (#1232445)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Sniff...

Nor have I even posted on "Mother..." thread thou Khandu is one of my favorite folks but when it comes to BS, hey, I chip in my fair share.

Might of fact, seein' as the "True Confessions" sign is lit up, I have never even clicked on the "Mother..." thread and now, als, it is way too late... Between my lexdexia and time constraints, i don't think there 'nuff time in this life time to digest whatever it is that is so interesting over there...

Sorry, I know I sound pitiful and, well, sniff, I am....

Bobert


23 Jul 04 - 05:55 PM (#1232465)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

Heck, Bobert, you don't have to try to follow the thread, such as it is. Jist pop on over and jump right in.

'Sides, there ain't an awful lot of coherence over there anyway.


23 Jul 04 - 06:21 PM (#1232478)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

What?????? You haven't been on the MOABST, Bobert? I can hardly believe that. You're a natural for it. Hurry and and get on it. The Rupture could happen any time now and you would be left out!


23 Jul 04 - 08:50 PM (#1232552)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Hmmmmmm, L.H.? Hey, I ain't no where near a joint where someone is waiting to kick me in the n*ts (rhymes with guts, which I ain't got nuff of to come on over there fir a good ol fashion rupturin', thank you)....

You all have at it... Too crowded fir me. I like threads with like 20 posts 'er so...

Bobert


23 Jul 04 - 09:03 PM (#1232568)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

'Tain't nobody over there 'cept beautiful wimmen and handsome men, all of who are the smartest, wittiest, folks you kin imagine. They all play guitar like the offspring of a Doc Watson/Robert Johnston mating, sing so good that the Devil and St. Peter are fightin' over 'em before they're even dead, and kin cook so good that your stomach'll turn up any other food even if you're starvin' to death. MOABites kin outdrink, out wrassle, out cuss, out eat, out pray, 'n' out fish any forty non-posters in a bunch or one at a time. Why, Amos alone put out them wildfires 'round LA with jist one blow -- he thunk it was his birthday candles! MOABites are half mountain lion, half grizzly bear, half gentle lamb, 'n' half innercent child. They ride the lightnin' bolts fer fun, sow their wild oats, and pray fer crop failure.

Drop 'round sometime.


23 Jul 04 - 09:13 PM (#1232583)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Geeze, Rap, if you all is havin' so much fun why would ya want this ol' hillbilly crashin' yer party? Don't answer that one 'cause yer buddy, Little Hawk, all ready let the cat out of the Catbox.... You all been posting up a storm fir going on a year thinkin' you'd trick me into comin' in there and then someone grab poor me and kick me in the nuts....

Hey, this one ain't no rocket surgery 'er nuthin'... You all gonna trick me into a hurtin' yer gonna have to get up a lot earlier and pack a half a dozen lunches...

But, hey, thankee fir the invite...

Actually I can think of a couple folks who could use a good nuts kicking alot more than me, thank you very much...

Bobert


24 Jul 04 - 01:12 PM (#1232834)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

The Privy of Ultimate Demise


24 Jul 04 - 02:22 PM (#1232873)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

And a damned soul who did not post to the MOABST is just about to get swallowed up by it!


24 Jul 04 - 02:34 PM (#1232883)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Bobert, you half-wit, dyslexic, brain-damaged, blues pickin' old West Virgina hill-hippy, you DID post the the MOAB,/b>! In fact, you posted twice! You made the 11th post at 9:07 PM on May 5, 2003 and the 20th post about an hour later. Just open the thing up and see for yerself.


24 Jul 04 - 02:38 PM (#1232892)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

That's what I thought! Old Bobert is gettin' to the point where his memory isn't as good as it ought to be.


24 Jul 04 - 02:40 PM (#1232893)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bee-dubya-ell

And I'm getting to the point where my ability to type "<" ain't what it used to be.


24 Jul 04 - 04:55 PM (#1232993)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Amos

Hell, I can't even remember what my ">" is supposed to look like...


24 Jul 04 - 06:18 PM (#1233045)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

I used to have a /, but the days it's more } (terrible accident involving a wringer-style washing machine when I was younger -- it's still a painful memory).


24 Jul 04 - 08:31 PM (#1233119)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Yeah right, Bee-zer, but before I open it I'm sure you've got a bridge to sell me, right???

Okay, maybe I did post to it but if I did it was a favor to khandu who has PM'd me a time 'er two to get a thread going. But then maybe I didn't and this is a trick...

Heads, I did. Tails, I didn't...

Opps, sorry, Dubber-Ell, tails... I ain't openin' that door 'cause my private parts would like to stay just as they are, thank you...

You all might be able to fool me but the coin is a different matter...

Bobert


24 Jul 04 - 08:35 PM (#1233122)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Little Hawk

You misunderstand the whole concept of the Rupture, Bobert. The Rupture is a rent in the time-space continuum that shall occur when the grain is harvested and the goats are separated from the sheep. It has little or nothing to do with your private parts, but it does have to do with whether you have posted on the MOABST or not! And you have. But you forgot. I think you may just end up in some sort of purgatory for that and have to do penance for awhile. However, in the end you will be saved, and for that I rejoice!


24 Jul 04 - 09:49 PM (#1233155)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

Go check it out, Bobert! I just made the 4000th post in the MOAB!


24 Jul 04 - 10:12 PM (#1233159)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

She did. She was late, but she did.


24 Jul 04 - 10:39 PM (#1233170)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Ha! I've seen this movie, thank you... There's a hole in the ground where the alien egges live and are hatched out and they come out and take over the bodies of the town's people. Oh sure, the towns people still look the same but they is aliens... Which leads me to...

...sniff... Poor ol' Little Hawk and CarolC, and prolly the Rapiare his seff all be taken over by aliens and they are saying "Come on in the Mother thread, Bobert. Everyone is in here waitin' for you. It's safe, Bobert..."

Then if I do the joint is crawling wid aliens waitin' to kick me in the nuts and then take over my body...

No thanks! You ain't foolin' wid no ordinary hillbilly here until King Khandu knock on my front door, ask me to the Motherland and offer to walk in thru the door first...

(Is that yer final answer, Congressman?...)

Yup, sure is...

Bobert


25 Jul 04 - 12:24 AM (#1233220)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bee-dubya-ell

Well, here ya go, Bobert. Copied directly from The Mother of all BS Threads:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From Bobert
Date: 05 May 03 - 09:07 PM

Yo khanny,

I love ya, brother, and in taht I would like you to do me a favor. Walk down to the bathroom, open the nedicine cabinet, lokk fir the bottle that says "Khanny, take twice a day" and take one tonight and leave the bottle out where you can find it in the morning....

What, are you nuts? Ahhh, strike that question. I mean there's more to BS than actual bull excretions. There are as many excretions as there are animals, people included. This ain't quite like Spiro Agnew's accute observation when he said "Ahhhh, seen one redwood and you've seen 'em all", is it?

Take the danged pill, Khanny! Take the pill....

Bobert

**********

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Bobert
Date: 05 May 03 - 10:09 PM

Well, it don't matter if it was Spiro T. or Kenny G. Fact of the matter is that Donnie Rumseld topped 'em all with his "Henny Penny" speech in which he said, and I quote, "Seen one vase an' you seen 'em all!"

Bobert



See? Nobody is dragging you into anything. You're already infected. You have the MOAB virus. It's just been lying dormant in your brain cell for almost fifteen months. Just relax and go with the flow. There's nothing you can do about it. Come on. POST TO THE THREAD! You know you want to do it.


25 Jul 04 - 09:08 AM (#1233339)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Well, gol danged, Bee, that stuff looks like stuff I coulda wrote but seein' as I don't remember wrotin' it, Iz stayin' put... You all knock yerseff's out... Like I said, you get the King hiz Mississippi seff to invite me and take that big ol' boot to the groin fir me and I'll be right *behind* him, thank you...

And don't tell me I got no danged MOAB virus either 'cause I feel fine...

Bobert


25 Jul 04 - 10:52 AM (#1233371)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

Bobert

Come

Join us

Don't be afraid

Brittany Spears isn't there

We have a secred code and everything

I won't let anyone kick you in the nuts or anywhere else


25 Jul 04 - 02:12 PM (#1233462)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

's okay, Bobert, I took care of it.


25 Jul 04 - 07:19 PM (#1233616)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Hmmmm, Rap... First you all deny there's a conspiracy then you say you took care of "it"....

See what I mean? Reminds me of that Donvon song about stuff there then not there... Well if if it ain't there, there's agood chance that it was, oe still is there... And with over 4000 posts, there a good chance that it still is there...

I don't evn need to consult the Wes Ginny Slide Rule on this one 'cause its a no brainer and Iz got that no brainer stuff down an art...

But good try....

Bobert, an planin' on satyin' that way...


25 Jul 04 - 07:52 PM (#1233634)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

We're discussing the reproductive habits of hermaphroditic snails, and Rapaire is in the process of trying to (almost singlehandedly) get the number of posts up to 5000 today.


25 Jul 04 - 07:59 PM (#1233636)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Well, I did *not* have sex with that snail, but maybe Rap did and wants to pin it on me...

Bobert


25 Jul 04 - 08:33 PM (#1233650)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Rapparee

Bobert:

In an attempt to allay your totally unjustified fears of MOAB, I said:

Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Rapaire - PM
Date: 25 Jul 04 - 02:11 PM

Hey! If Bobert comes and posts here, don't nobody kick him in the nuts, okay?


See? Friendly! Saulgoldie came over and posted and nobody kicked Saul in the nuts.


25 Jul 04 - 08:41 PM (#1233653)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Bobert

Fine, let Saul have sex with the snail... Send me pics... You got the address...

Bobert


25 Jul 04 - 11:08 PM (#1233696)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

Hey Bobert. I said hi to you in the other thread.


25 Jul 04 - 11:21 PM (#1233704)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Blackcatter

Man,

This thread is even worse than the other one!


25 Jul 04 - 11:24 PM (#1233707)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

You mean you read the other one, Blackcatter?


25 Jul 04 - 11:26 PM (#1233709)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Blackcatter

Which other one are you talking about?


26 Jul 04 - 12:11 AM (#1233729)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: CarolC

I don't know... which other one are you talking about?


26 Jul 04 - 12:15 AM (#1233732)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Blackcatter

I don't know. There's plenty from which to chose.


26 Jul 04 - 08:38 AM (#1233875)
Subject: RE: BS: People who don't post to the Mother of..
From: Mr Red

And I don't cos all I want is ................