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Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar

12 Aug 04 - 03:27 PM (#1246086)
Subject: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

I kid you not! LOL


12 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM (#1246167)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Amos

WOnderful news -- naked accordionists from 19 to 80 are outselling CDs in Saint john's.

Holy Moly!!


A


12 Aug 04 - 07:49 PM (#1246287)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Skipjack K8

Jack, you've just got a thing about nekkid accordionists, ain't ya?! That one you married has got to be the most photogenic ever!


12 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM (#1246296)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Bill D

and not all of them stand on one leg!


12 Aug 04 - 08:05 PM (#1246300)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: kendall

Probably the older ones can't!


12 Aug 04 - 08:12 PM (#1246307)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

The story comes full circle, She marries a Newfoundlander and famous Newfoundland accordionists pose naked.

She is quite comely and I am proud that she is saving her naked playing for me.


12 Aug 04 - 08:14 PM (#1246309)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: GUEST,Dale

I read about this a week or two ago, but wasn't going to mention it, BUT since you brought it up, please note that our own Frank Maher is Mr. September!


12 Aug 04 - 08:21 PM (#1246317)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: CarolC

LOL!

Very cool about Frank Maher. I heard part of his birthday party on the CBC out of St. John's a few weeks ago. Sounded like a great party.


12 Aug 04 - 08:26 PM (#1246328)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

From the article....

Accordion players of all ages are featured: the youngest is 19 while the oldest are senior citizens, including Mr. September, Frank Maher.

"They were saying 'Frank, are you beating off the women?'" Maher laughed. "A couple of women asked me to marry them, jokingly of course."


12 Aug 04 - 10:46 PM (#1246395)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Leadfingers

There is nothing to confirm this in the article , but I get the impression that they are all male . IF there are any LADY accordionists featured , please let me know , preferably with pictorial evidence .


13 Aug 04 - 12:18 AM (#1246448)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Bill D

you need to PLAY the accordion to get the girls

they flock to you

in fact, it's amazing what they will do


13 Aug 04 - 12:29 AM (#1246455)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: CarolC

Hey Bill! I use pictures from that guy's site too! Have you seen this one? It's one of my favorites.


13 Aug 04 - 07:08 AM (#1246671)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Dave Bryant

Leadfingers - I think most ladies might find it painful if not physically damaging playing accordian nude. I know a lady (who might be connected with Folk London) who tried playing her melodeon topless and ended up with pinched nipples !


13 Aug 04 - 12:29 PM (#1246863)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Pete_Standing

Was that Avril again?


13 Aug 04 - 06:48 PM (#1247166)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Shanghaiceltic

I would have thought a male nude accordian player would be very careful when playing too!


13 Aug 04 - 07:17 PM (#1247197)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: The Fooles Troupe

Depends on the size of his instrument!

Robin
(Piano Accordion Player)


13 Aug 04 - 07:59 PM (#1247247)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Bill D

Rumor has it that "Lady of Spain" was written by male accordionist who lubricated his bellows and .....oh, never mind.


13 Aug 04 - 09:58 PM (#1247314)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

Is a nude female accordionist a Lady of Pains?


14 Aug 04 - 07:50 AM (#1247500)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Frank Maher

Hey!!I'm not THAT old:-)
I am wondering if any of you ladies would like to join my
topless ladies accordion marching band!!!!
We are having a parade in st.john's in december.....


14 Aug 04 - 09:33 AM (#1247519)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Big Tim

These nude calendars are beginning to get on my tits.


14 Aug 04 - 10:26 AM (#1247547)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: open mike

how can we believe this calendar exists with out some photographic evidence? I am not one to be superstitious...I like scientific proof.


14 Aug 04 - 12:45 PM (#1247601)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

Hey!!I'm not THAT old:-)
I am wondering if any of you ladies would like to join my
topless ladies accordion marching band!!!!
We are having a parade in st.john's in december.....


A very smart move Frank, choosing December in St. John's. The temperatures will ensure a manageable turnout AND maximum perkiness!! :D ;)

The article says you are a senior citizen. At least you get a doscount at the movies! :D

Open Mike, I'm prepared to take this one on faith if it means not having to look at Ray Johnson naked. :D ;)


14 Aug 04 - 04:08 PM (#1247705)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

"how can we believe this calendar exists with out some photographic evidence?"

And where can I get one??


14 Aug 04 - 06:25 PM (#1247745)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

contact these folks


15 Aug 04 - 11:58 AM (#1248048)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Matt_R

Man, I thought Rawlins Cross broke up a couple years ago. Are they back together?


15 Aug 04 - 12:39 PM (#1248083)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Frank Maher

Anyone interested in buying the calendar can call the SJFAC
office during working hours toll free at 1-866-576-8508
Senior Citizen!!!!


15 Aug 04 - 02:02 PM (#1248096)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Jack the Sailor

Senior Citizen!!!!

Hugh Hefner is a senior citizen and he doesn't even play accordion.


15 Aug 04 - 06:38 PM (#1248225)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: Frank Maher

OH?? And I thought he had everything!!!


18 Aug 12 - 02:35 PM (#3391896)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: GUEST,boxplayer from NESI

From the (in)(un)famous Northeast Squeeze-In limerick competition, some years ago . . .
A lady who plays the Chemnitzer
Just cannot find one that fits her --
On the pull it's okay
But sorry to say
On the push, it nearly de-tits her!


19 Aug 12 - 07:29 AM (#3392157)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: foggers

Gosh do you think they'll ship to UK? This could solve all my Xmas present worries in a single go!


19 Aug 12 - 09:25 AM (#3392186)
Subject: RE: Newfoundland Nude Accordionist Calendar
From: AllisonA(Animaterra)

Is one being made for 2013??