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BS: One of our farts is missing.

17 Aug 04 - 05:43 PM (#1249748)
Subject: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,Cluin

Guess which one?


17 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM (#1249755)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Georgiansilver

Not Fartin Gibson?


17 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM (#1249758)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,ritchie

it's the 'old one' isnt it?
failing that it could be 'the boring one'


17 Aug 04 - 06:08 PM (#1249780)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Once Famous

The one in Jack the Sailor's coffee cup?


17 Aug 04 - 06:09 PM (#1249781)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Once Famous

The one Georgiansilver gargles with.


17 Aug 04 - 06:10 PM (#1249785)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace

It's at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC.


17 Aug 04 - 06:11 PM (#1249786)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Georgiansilver

ROFLOL. Love your humour Martin Gibsons alter ego!!


17 Aug 04 - 06:25 PM (#1249810)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Liz the Squeak

Have you tried looking down the back of the couch? They're nearly always there.

LTS


17 Aug 04 - 06:29 PM (#1249814)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST

Forget about it and it will turn up unexpectedly.


17 Aug 04 - 06:55 PM (#1249835)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Bee-dubya-ell

It would be easier to find if we knew what color it was.


17 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM (#1249843)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: s6k

the silent but deadly one


17 Aug 04 - 07:13 PM (#1249851)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace

with the bad taste


18 Aug 04 - 01:48 AM (#1250031)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Hanson

A fart is just a little thing
But often does it please
It warms the bed on a windy night
And suffocates the fleas


18 Aug 04 - 03:02 AM (#1250045)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: fat B****rd

fart B****rd


18 Aug 04 - 05:58 AM (#1250154)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Bryant

A newly qualified teacher felt rather nervous as she took her first lesson and this caused her to suddenly pass wind very noisily. Deciding to blame it onto one of her pupils, she exclaimed "Jimmy - stop that at once !". "Yes Miss", said Jimmy, "Which way did it go ?".


18 Aug 04 - 07:15 AM (#1250204)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: The Fooles Troupe

Get your own Farting Fat B****rd Doll!


18 Aug 04 - 09:42 AM (#1250306)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: ToulouseCruise

My girlfriend seems to continuously notice them lying around... perhaps the missing one is here.


18 Aug 04 - 10:08 AM (#1250326)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Dave Bryant

Essex Girl often leaves them in the bed - she can snore and fart at the same time. You'd be welcome to one of her's.


18 Aug 04 - 03:05 PM (#1250628)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: fat B****rd

Foolestroupe, I do believe I love you......you've immortalised me


19 Aug 04 - 08:44 PM (#1251513)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Cluin

Oh... here it is.


20 Aug 04 - 03:19 AM (#1251667)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: Peace

Jaysus, Cluin, where DO you find this stuff. That was pretty good. Green. Jaysus. Thanks for the laugh. I needed that. LOL.


20 Aug 04 - 04:02 AM (#1251691)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: The Fooles Troupe

So much for Low Comedy for Today...

The Bigger they are, the Harder they fall...


20 Aug 04 - 09:47 AM (#1251948)
Subject: RE: BS: One of our farts is missing.
From: GUEST,noddy

do farts have lumps in them?





























Oh NO!