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17 Aug 04 - 09:51 PM (#1249923) Subject: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Bee-dubya-ell Okay, I know it's a really baaad idea for a thread, but since there are "What Do Men Want?" and "What Do Women Want?" threads piling up posts, and since there's a long tradition of idiots starting stupid parody threads, and since I'm an idiot, how 'bout it? I saw some freshly sheared sheep somewhere in Indiana or Kentucky or Tennessee yesterday and they didn't say that they wanted anything, but the looks on their faces seemed to say, "Can I have my fleece back? It's kinda cool today and I feel nekkid." I'm sure they would have much more provocative things to say in certain locales, though I won't offend our Scottish or Australian compatriates by mentioning those places by name. |
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17 Aug 04 - 09:55 PM (#1249927) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Little Hawk The wants of sheep are few. Some grass to graze upon, a dearth of predators, clement weather, a little water, and not much else. Rams, though, want sex. A lot of it. They also want total hegemony. |
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17 Aug 04 - 10:27 PM (#1249944) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Peace Sheep want a shepherd who will remember them in the morning. |
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17 Aug 04 - 11:07 PM (#1249968) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Amergin They want the scots to finally leave them alone! |
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17 Aug 04 - 11:21 PM (#1249976) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Bobert (Don't even go there, Bobert...) No, not *there* but "there"... Nevermind... |
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18 Aug 04 - 12:12 AM (#1249996) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Sorcha Are these stoopid dumb ass things really worth taking up bandwidth on an already unstable site? I think not, so why not knock it of, guys? Please? |
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18 Aug 04 - 04:12 AM (#1250077) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: HRH ted of hull They want equal rights, Bush out of the White house, gay marriages and their own toilets in public buildings! |
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18 Aug 04 - 04:20 AM (#1250081) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: DMcG Freedom of Movement |
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18 Aug 04 - 05:08 AM (#1250116) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,noddy Sheep get a lot of bad press .It is just not fair! |
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18 Aug 04 - 05:10 AM (#1250118) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,noddy lots of shampoo and a decent stylist. We are fed up with perms! |
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18 Aug 04 - 05:12 AM (#1250121) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,noddy oh, and lots of gay sex. |
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18 Aug 04 - 05:12 AM (#1250122) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: MBSLynne Ewe can't pull the wool over our eyes, we know what ewe want! To mate with a kangaroo so that they will produce woolly jumpers? Urrrgh! It gets worse by the minute! Love Lynne |
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18 Aug 04 - 05:26 AM (#1250133) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Shanghaiceltic To cross breed with giraffes so they can eat stuff in trees. |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:01 AM (#1250194) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: The Fooles Troupe I feel sheepish wasting my time in this thread... |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:11 AM (#1250200) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: *daylia* Being sheepish ain't that Baaaaaaaaaad though, Foolestroupe. Being rammed is worse. So please, jerk off yer rubber boots and listen up ....Sheep just want ewe'all to Bach Off so they can Safely Graze. |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:35 AM (#1250212) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,noddy who keeps posting using my name. |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:47 AM (#1250225) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: *daylia* On second thought, they probably just want Me! |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:48 AM (#1250226) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Splott Man We have cattle grids on the M4 down our way. It's to slow the Rhondda Greys down as they hit the slip road, they no sense of right of way on roundabouts. |
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18 Aug 04 - 07:50 AM (#1250229) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Joybell Why did "The Seekers" sing, "I know I'll never find another EWE" ?? There's plenty here. Where were they looking? Joy |
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18 Aug 04 - 08:22 AM (#1250247) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: A Wandering Minstrel an end to the international mint sauce trade! |
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18 Aug 04 - 11:21 AM (#1250403) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,sheep I want unilateral disarmament and world peace...............not that any bugger actually listens to me. |
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18 Aug 04 - 12:06 PM (#1250456) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Georgiansilver Guest sheep...Thank you for shearing that with us. Best wishes. |
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18 Aug 04 - 12:11 PM (#1250460) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: HRH ted of hull Mint sauce. |
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18 Aug 04 - 01:13 PM (#1250512) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Rasener Why do sheep Sh*g**rs like to do it on a cliff edge. Answer Because the sheep push back harder. Boom Boom |
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22 Jan 06 - 01:55 AM (#1653291) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Cluin The same thing everyone else wants. |
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22 Jan 06 - 02:33 AM (#1653301) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Dave Hanson I don't eric |
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22 Jan 06 - 04:17 AM (#1653316) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Big Al Whittle brilliant thread, really made me laugh. however maybe Scorcha's right and we should leave these bodhran bashers in peace and have our own thread. |
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22 Jan 06 - 04:33 AM (#1653321) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: John MacKenzie Shepherd's Pie, made with real shepherds? Giok. Il etait une bergere, et ron ron ron petit pat a pon Il etait une bergere, qui gardez ses moutons ron ron Qui gardez sez moutons |
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22 Jan 06 - 07:22 AM (#1653346) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: gnu A ban on hip waders. |
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22 Jan 06 - 08:15 AM (#1653362) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Ron Davies What Do Sheep Want? (next thread is) Nuclear Weapons Sure hope that's not what they want. |
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22 Jan 06 - 08:42 AM (#1653381) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,12Stringstan Sheep Demand the right to their own country, where they will be exiled to live in peace, be the soul governers of their own destiny somewhere far far away, where the weather is nice and the sex plentifull, and a big rock in the middle of their new country, where every 2ndplace is Murray's something, and where they can get liberation from the monarchy and mankind, and have kangaroo for dinner. Does such a place exist??? |
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22 Jan 06 - 04:00 PM (#1653713) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Allan C. Foreplay |
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22 Jan 06 - 04:09 PM (#1653721) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: LilyFestre What do sheep want? They want to ride on motorcycle with Brucie of course! Brucie and Friend :) Michelle |
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22 Jan 06 - 04:42 PM (#1653739) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: lady penelope World domination....... s'obvious really...... |
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22 Jan 06 - 05:10 PM (#1653756) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Charley Noble Sheep of the world arise, And pull the wool from your eyes, No more will we stand to be fleeced, Together we'll baa for world peace! Charley Ignoble |
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22 Jan 06 - 05:33 PM (#1653774) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Bill D Wolves clothing... |
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22 Jan 06 - 07:17 PM (#1653857) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: GUEST,Murray on Salt Spring What was that about "Murray's something"?? |
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22 Jan 06 - 07:23 PM (#1653865) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: LilyFestre And because I now feel that I have to justify myself for my last post on this thread, it was a joke. For those who were offended, it was a joke. Michelle |
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22 Jan 06 - 11:30 PM (#1653949) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Gurney Maybe they want to go and live in Hull, so they can promote themselves into the nobility? |
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22 Jan 06 - 11:40 PM (#1653956) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Gurney Nobility be blowed, Ted's gone up to royalty! |
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22 Jan 06 - 11:45 PM (#1653958) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Bee-dubya-ell Gee, it's been a year and a half since this pointless thread was started. How little things have changed. I'm still an idiot. The thread is still "stoopid" and "dumb ass". Sorcha is still on my shitlist for calling it "stoopid" and "dumb ass", though that's nothing new 'cause she's always calling my threads "stoopid" and "dumb ass" which pretty much guarantees her lifetime membership on said shitlist. And I still don't know what sheep want, but I have eliminated a few things. I know sheep don't want lambchops or mutton for dinner. Similarly, a case of mint jelly is probably not on your average sheep's Christmas list. And I'm pretty sure sheep don't want spatulas, though they'd probably like them if they'd just give them a try. Just think of all the sheep who aren't employed my McDonalds because of their silly spatula phobia. Anything else is pretty much open season. Sheep may very well want crumpets, which puts them one up on me because I don't believe I want crumpets. In fact, I'm not quite sure what crumpets are. If they're anything like funnel cakes I definitely don't want them. And rumor has it that sheep are really fond of mangelwurzels. |
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23 Jan 06 - 04:53 AM (#1654013) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Gervase To eat. My sheep want molasses and Marmite more than anything else. Once the food's sorted, the ram wants to shag everything in sight, and the bucky lamb with only one nadger would dearly love to do likewise but the ram won't let him. And that's about it. Simple but infuriating creatures, sheep. |
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23 Jan 06 - 07:00 AM (#1654058) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: The Fooles Troupe Electric Android Dreams... |
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23 Jan 06 - 07:04 AM (#1654061) Subject: RE: BS: What Do Sheep Want? From: Liz the Squeak Oh Gervase.... how the memories fly back! There is not a stupider animal in creation than a sheep. Unless it's two sheep. Never mind dear... in a month or so there will be lambs bouncing about on springheeled legs and making pathetic attempts to get on 'Planets' funniest Animals'. I have a picture of my great grandfather during his shepherding days (he looks about 10) and the expression on his face is a joy to behold. LTS |
